Miller Morning Madhouse S2E1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth T!ts...
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Josh Scramble:Hello, and welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, your favorite podcast from the 04/2003. And welcome to season two of the Miller Morning Madhouse. That intro was a little bit heavier of music than we usually like to go,
Josh Scramble:but is
Josh Scramble:in reference to today's subject of seeing the Sonic Temple Far Day Long Heavy Metal and Hard Rock Festival that I went to recently and the craziness that ensued. But before we get today's episode, we need to give a shout out to some of our sponsors. off, Miller Community Theater, producing their next show, the Mad Woman's Late Night Cabaret. Shows will be July, and then again, the eighteenth and nineteenth, and July 20 for a matinee. Tickets will be going on sale soon.
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Josh Scramble:The next part will be dropping next week. All that being said, let's get to our show.
Jerry Pancake:Welcome everybody to season two of the Miller Morning Madhouse. I am Jerry Pancake with my brother Josh David Scramble here for season two. And?
Jen Pancake:Jenny Pancake?
Josh Scramble:From the block.
Jen Pancake:Of pancakes.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. From the pancake block that we live on.
Josh Scramble:From the pancake block. Where do
Jerry Pancake:I live We are back for
Jen Pancake:We're back.
Jerry Pancake:More Miller Beach madness here. I've taken a little creative hiatus is what, my AI is telling you.
Jen Pancake:Slash mental breakdown.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Or complete yeah. Complete breakdown. However you put it in your in psychologist or psychiatrist terms.
Jen Pancake:Potato potato.
Jerry Pancake:Or therapist, whatever. But we are back, and we're happy to be back. And, we're gonna be talking about some things Miller related. And but Josh Josh Scramble has some stories from the road Oh, yes.
Josh Scramble:We're gonna
Jerry Pancake:go into Scramble took a road trip, and it was quite quite unique. Fun, but unique. So what was going on? Was the occasion? What was the event?
Josh Scramble:So my one of my best friends from high school said, hey, do you wanna go we wanted to go see Metallica last year at Soldier Field, doing the two shows, but I also did not wanna drop $800 on decent seats. Too Future everything sucks segment, ticket prices. How much? 800 for one ticket? So, was technically two shows because they're Metallica's doing like that.
Josh Scramble:We do two dates, like a Friday and a Sunday, and they are two separate shows. But to get decent seats, it was gonna be like several $100 a ticket per night.
Jerry Pancake:I'm not in. I'll just watch a video on the YouTube.
Josh Scramble:On the YouTube, so
Jen Pancake:And by that, he means he will not watch that video.
Jerry Pancake:I will watch five minutes of it, and be bored Done. And turn something else on.
Josh Scramble:So that we let that pass because, you know, we're not I'm not on a budget, but I don't wanna drop half a paycheck just to go see Metalki, even though they were fucking phenomenal. I mean, awesome.
Jerry Pancake:They are old now, but Shit. They've been doing
Josh Scramble:this shit for, like, forty five years.
Jerry Pancake:But they are still, all reports say, good.
Josh Scramble:I would absolutely recommend them. If you were a Metallica fan at all, go see them live if you have not already. It was my Metallica show. But anyway, so Well,
Jen Pancake:that's shocking.
Jerry Pancake:If you're I'm not a big concert goer.
Jen Pancake:Oh, okay.
Josh Scramble:I, like, have to really wanna see something, which is Same. Which is half the reason I had such the experience that I do.
Jen Pancake:It feels really hard to part with that money.
Josh Scramble:It's not even that. I just don't
Jerry Pancake:like concert
Jen Pancake:going friends, which there are many.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Like, god bless you. I'm just not a big fan of crowds.
Jen Pancake:That's mainly it, or lines.
Josh Scramble:Not many lines,
Jen Pancake:the line.
Josh Scramble:So we went to Sonic Temple, which is a hard rock, heavy metal festival in Columbus, Ohio.
Jerry Pancake:Beautiful town of Columbus,
Josh Scramble:It seemed like a nice little downtown. It was quiet. Cute. Yeah. So, we go.
Josh Scramble:We had a very nice dinner at a steakhouse the night before, me and my friend and his brother, put a few drinks down the gullet, and then, you know, we woke up the next morning and went to experience Sonic Temple.
Jen Pancake:Oh, the okay. So this is the whole festival.
Josh Scramble:Oh, it's a four day
Jerry Pancake:Four day? What?
Jen Pancake:It's like Who are you?
Josh Scramble:It's a
Jerry Pancake:It's a Woodstock ninety nine situation, Josh Scramble. Did you have to walk in poop at any time?
Josh Scramble:I avoided poop.
Jen Pancake:This is new.
Jerry Pancake:Did you burn anything? I let light anything on fire. No. I did not. What was the titty count?
Josh Scramble:Bare, not many. And the and which is funny, kinda leads us to the point, like
Jerry Pancake:Well, now I'm interested.
Josh Scramble:So there
Jerry Pancake:There is a titty count, at least.
Josh Scramble:There there definitely was a titty non bear, but there was a titty count. But and I hope we don't offend anyone, but if you are a hard rock, heavy metal female music fan, there are two types, and there is no differ. You are either smoking hot or smoking not. Like, there
Jerry Pancake:That's a good scale. There is too much
Josh Scramble:going between. You're either
Jerry Pancake:remember that thing on the Internet where you would just was just like two buttons, hot or not, and it would just keep showing you pictures. You ever do that?
Josh Scramble:Yeah. I could I could have ranked everybody at this concert very quickly.
Jen Pancake:That's how you get viruses.
Jerry Pancake:I spent, like
Josh Scramble:Well, also going to Sonic Temple, some of
Jen Pancake:the holidays I spent. Also also viruses.
Jerry Pancake:If you're if you created the hot or not and you are still out there, you're still alive or whatever, and you listen to this podcast, bring it back. I thought it was Mark Zuckerberg. He
Josh Scramble:did it, but like
Jerry Pancake:No. There was a website just called Hot
Josh Scramble:Orna. He didn't invent it, but he definitely did it, like, on a local
Jen Pancake:Oh, he stole it?
Josh Scramble:Yes. Like everything else. Yes.
Jerry Pancake:Anyway, go
Josh Scramble:back to your story. So, yeah, there are two forms of female metal fans. Either you're smoking hot or you're smoking not, and obviously, some have mirrors, some don't.
Jen Pancake:Oh. Oh.
Josh Scramble:Because I mean, there were some women there that are like, okay, you've got the body and the attitude to pull off what you're wearing, and then there were the winner crown jewel of like, you are not hot and should not be wearing that. We are walking out of the concert at the end of the night, and she is wearing a full on, like, fishnet body stocking with a thong and bra, and that's it. Woah. Not which on some people Okay.
Jen Pancake:Maybe. Good. Not when
Josh Scramble:you're like three hundred pounds and five'six.
Jen Pancake:Oh, well.
Josh Scramble:But she was you know, I will give her her body positivity was on 10, and her body appearance was on, like, a one. But you're
Jen Pancake:Is that really a, like, a a heavy metal outfit? Like, would that would one see that
Josh Scramble:Well, also, need to do clarify.
Jen Pancake:One see that in, say, I don't know, the aughts or whenever you were in high school?
Josh Scramble:There is a great equalizer to this is the fact that ICP was playing also. So the Juggalos.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. The Juggalos. The Juggalos were Juggalos. Juggalos. Some of my favorite people, by the way.
Josh Scramble:Let me just say I
Jen Pancake:can't believe there were the titty count is zero then.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. They're those Juggalos are like a renaissance renaissance fair of tits.
Josh Scramble:I wanted to people watch the Juggalos, but they were also playing the same time as Metallica on a different stage. So I chose Metallica over Juggalos.
Jen Pancake:Schedule that.
Josh Scramble:Smart people because there were 50,000 people at this festival. Wow. So I
Jerry Pancake:mean Juggalos don't play good with other
Josh Scramble:But a Juggalo did have the quote of the night for me. We're walking out because so it's a old college football stadium and the, you know, the herd is just making their way to the parking lots. And I heard some some juggle you could tell he was a Juggalo say, dude, we don't even have to shower. We're covered in Phago.
Jen Pancake:Oh, man. Oh, well, there
Josh Scramble:you go.
Jerry Pancake:They have Phago at the
Josh Scramble:I I mean, I just think if you're in an ICP concert or Fago or whatever. Or pass
Jerry Pancake:it out. Okay. I didn't know that was part of the culture.
Jen Pancake:Part of the ticket price.
Jerry Pancake:But I I could see, like, that Juggalos and Renaissance fair people are the same people.
Josh Scramble:Oh, it's the same people.
Jerry Pancake:Huge ass titty ladies.
Josh Scramble:Different outfit.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Just a different outfit.
Jen Pancake:I I don't think any of that.
Jerry Pancake:I've never seen bigger tits than a Renaissance fair ever in my life.
Jen Pancake:To a Renaissance fair.
Jerry Pancake:Been to one, walked around
Josh Scramble:ye olde juggalo. Actually, hang on.
Jerry Pancake:Ye olde Jerry Patton cake over at the Renaissance fair.
Josh Scramble:I just thought of the best name for a Renaissance Juggalo porn star. Yee old Yee old Juggalo.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, yeah, there should be more Renaissance porn out there.
Jen Pancake:There's an audience for every porn.
Jerry Pancake:Madam, you like old stuff. I like old stuff.
Josh Scramble:Mark Zuckerberg,
Jen Pancake:don't steal that from us.
Josh Scramble:Well, not listening. Like one woman getting screwed in the stocks.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Like,
Jerry Pancake:I don't know, man. People dig that shit. I never have that fantasy. A big turkey leg, somebody fucking a lady with a big turkey leg, eating a big turkey leg now, like, while he's banging.
Jen Pancake:Wow. Wow. Alright. Alright.
Jerry Pancake:Setting a big, I don't know, mead on the lady's back.
Jen Pancake:Mead? Mead. Yeah. I don't
Jerry Pancake:think they do the mead coming
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Jerry Pancake:Alright. Wait. Go through
Jen Pancake:the lineup. So who were
Josh Scramble:oh, gee. There were so, like, there were so many p there are so many bands. There's like a 100 bands over the four days.
Jen Pancake:See more than I or you you saw Metallica, but who else?
Josh Scramble:So I and also I wrote
Jen Pancake:Were you there for all four days? God, no.
Jerry Pancake:Are you fucking kidding me? I thought you were camping out. No.
Josh Scramble:We went we we went
Jerry Pancake:Those outhouses after day four. We
Josh Scramble:went Friday only.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, so day,
Josh Scramble:the day.
Jen Pancake:Okay. day.
Josh Scramble:It started Thursday, ended Sunday. We went for Friday night.
Jerry Pancake:Porta potties, or did they have those nice trucks?
Josh Scramble:So we paid a $100 extra for, like, the elevated truck porta potties that are like They charge you? It was a VIP package. So, like, we had our own separate tent, entrance, better, like, our dedicated vendors, dedicated bathrooms.
Jen Pancake:It's the only way to go.
Jerry Pancake:Fucking capitalism. Just Jerry. Fucking charge you to go to the bathroom. No.
Josh Scramble:You fucking charge people. It wasn't just for the bathroom, but it was worth every single Everything's
Josh Scramble:I'm sure.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Those bathrooms are nice.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Compared to a portable shitter? Yes. So we went our three bands we went to see were Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, and Metallica were headlining. There
Jen Pancake:was Amazing lineup.
Josh Scramble:So there were so many bands there, but like, the the one stage, it started at noon. We got there at like 11:30 because we heard nightmares about the day before about like, hey, make sure you get there early to get your seats, and like, what else do we have to do? So we walk in, and they start at noon. And the band has a couple of younger guys, and then this big fat, excuse me, big fat, like, uncle looking, he's three hundred pounds.
Jen Pancake:Fat uncle?
Josh Scramble:Jeans, denim vests, no shirt, gut hanging out, and like the bald, like, bald on top, a ring around the sides. Approximate age,
Jerry Pancake:our age.
Jen Pancake:You said fat uncle, Jerry.
Josh Scramble:I would say late forties would be my guess.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, that's a rough. He's going he's going bad soon. But the funny thing
Josh Scramble:and trust me, judging on the amount of people there that I saw with this, there's gonna be a lot of diabetes diagnosis coming quickly.
Jerry Pancake:That's not real heavy metal though. It's like, oh, how can you rock when you have the diabetes? It's gonna be really difficult. Right?
Josh Scramble:Just maybe
Jerry Pancake:Metallica will be like the next Wilford Brimley in the diabetes commercials.
Jen Pancake:He would
Josh Scramble:be like He was a guitarist, I think.
Jerry Pancake:I'm Lars Ulrich, and I have diabetes.
Josh Scramble:He works he works way too hard, but mean, drums to have diabetes, but
Jen Pancake:But people don't get diabetes.
Josh Scramble:But the funny thing is, like
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. They do. He starts, and
Josh Scramble:I'm like, okay. Like, let's listen to some hard and I realized where on the spectrum I am, like, on heavy metal fans, I dabble. Like, I like some harder bands, but for the most part, it's a few and far between. The five hours was nothing but, like, people singing like, no way or it's just That
Jen Pancake:sounds about right.
Josh Scramble:And then the stage where they're like we called it the I play in a band with my uncle stage, because even the next one, it was a bunch of old guys rocking out, are they not making new metal players? Because I saw a lot of dudes about to get their AARP cards.
Jen Pancake:So, you didn't recognize any of
Josh Scramble:the band names? Fuck no.
Jen Pancake:Okay. All So,
Josh Scramble:once it got into the evening, I recognized some names, like Suicidal Tendencies Was Playing.
Jen Pancake:Okay.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, man.
Josh Scramble:There was a lot of them. I mean, there were so many bands on the side.
Jerry Pancake:It was like a Woodstock.
Josh Scramble:It was totally a Woodstock for metal fans.
Jerry Pancake:Metal Church? You ever hear of them?
Josh Scramble:I have heard of them. I don't think I
Jerry Pancake:think they're all dead.
Josh Scramble:They might be.
Jerry Pancake:And The Mentors was one of my favorite.
Jen Pancake:So we start, and I'm like, I have zero favorites.
Jerry Pancake:Okay. They they were a rape rock band. Did they have a rape rock stage?
Jen Pancake:Rape rock?
Jerry Pancake:No.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. So weirdly.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. They talked about, one of their biggest hits, suck and fucking cook and clean. Oh. Yeah. They're very popular back in the
Josh Scramble:So the weirdest thing Hades. Pre me too.
Jerry Pancake:There's a theory about the mentors that, El Duce, the, lead singer, killed Kurt Cobain. It's a whole thing. We'll go into it in another episode.
Jen Pancake:Or not.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. That's that's a way different set
Jerry Pancake:of Courtney Love hired him supposedly. But the thing he killed himself as So
Josh Scramble:the thing that amazed me at the end of the night, I spent twelve hours at this thing.
Jen Pancake:Oh my god.
Josh Scramble:By the time we I'm out,
Jen Pancake:aren't Oh,
Jerry Pancake:yeah. That's a full shift. That's overtime.
Josh Scramble:Oh,
Jerry Pancake:yeah. Double But
Josh Scramble:40 to 50,000 people, I didn't see anyone getting into fights. I didn't see security taking anybody down. I didn't see anyone causing a lot of shit. Now, it might have happened. I just didn't see it.
Josh Scramble:Right. But I was at the main stage all day long in this venue, just a bunch of people who wanted, you know, rock the
Jerry Pancake:fuck That's because they got all the rid of all the immigrants.
Josh Scramble:Oh, no. There were immigrants. Definitely there.
Jen Pancake:What about there any
Jerry Pancake:oh, we there's a So no fights. Oh,
Josh Scramble:no. There was mosh pits, for sure.
Jen Pancake:But there was no fighting as a result
Josh Scramble:of mosh No. I totally expected, like, you know, six, 7PM rolls around, the drugs and the booze are gonna start hitting and someone's
Jerry Pancake:Twelve hours is a stretch.
Josh Scramble:Someone's gonna be like Someone's gonna break. Fucking go. Oh, and, you know, it's gonna be nothing but blood and meth teeth flying. And I didn't see any of that. But no.
Josh Scramble:But mosh pits, they're no longer really mosh pits as, like, a Gen X or older would know them. Like, it used to just be a circle where you would go in, bounce around, start punching, kicking, and then get kicked out.
Jerry Pancake:Sometimes people would lift you up and put you through the
Josh Scramble:That's still happening. Like, the crowd surfing thing, definitely still thing, but the mosh pit has modified into what I call the donut of destruction. Now, to get a and we were up high. So like, we want a good visual of the stage. So we're like at 200 level seating in a football stadium, but like, probably at what would be considered the 30 yard line.
Josh Scramble:So we want a good vantage point of everything, and all day, I could see these mosh pits just going around, but it's very new. So it's like 50 feet wide.
Jen Pancake:50 feet wide.
Josh Scramble:With people, like, running in a circle and kind of, like, elbows are kind of flying around, and they're going in a circle, and I was so fascinated all day long.
Jen Pancake:Are they going as fast as they can? It's I would say Are they going around in circles?
Josh Scramble:They are going around
Jerry Pancake:They shouldn't be running that much. Like, was said, if these people are in bad condition, like, they're those are performers.
Josh Scramble:These are the listeners.
Jerry Pancake:I know. But you said, like
Jen Pancake:Performers had diabetes.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, okay.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. The performers. So These are maybe some youngsters
Jerry Pancake:that identified are definitely
Josh Scramble:of a time.
Jen Pancake:Some rage.
Josh Scramble:A lot of 30. A couple thirties, maybe a forties, if you're lucky.
Jerry Pancake:Because probably their parents were listening to this music and it somehow
Josh Scramble:Probably, it yeah. Went through a generation. But anyway, so they start, like, a heavy jog, and then just start,
Jen Pancake:like A heavy jog.
Josh Scramble:For the whole concert. I mean, like, the whole show,
Jen Pancake:like It's good workout.
Josh Scramble:40. So I was like, all I could think of is, like, there's gonna be a ton of torn ACLs going on in this, but I was also in the old person. I don't give a fuck about that shit. I just wanna listen to some shows.
Jen Pancake:Your bones were softer back then.
Jerry Pancake:So What does that mean?
Josh Scramble:You're you're more made of rubber.
Jen Pancake:You could you could do, like, sliding
Josh Scramble:down a a tibula or whatever and, like
Jerry Pancake:A fibula?
Josh Scramble:What is it? Tibia and fibula.
Jerry Pancake:Tibia. Tibia. I said a fibula.
Jen Pancake:You did.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, that could be a bone in
Josh Scramble:the future, thing. Like, so you have the circle, and it's mostly the circle, but then at times, like, there's a group in the middle of it, which is why I called it the donut of destruction, because there's the laps going around, and
Josh Scramble:then there's people in the middle, and I thought
Josh Scramble:at well, maybe they just got stuck there.
Jen Pancake:They didn't realize they were in the middle of the doughnut.
Josh Scramble:But then I asked my friend, and he's like, no. I think they're kinda keeping order to, like, the doughnut.
Jerry Pancake:What if they have to go to the bath what if you have to go to the bathroom?
Jen Pancake:So the doughnut doesn't collapse in
Josh Scramble:on Exactly. Like, it's it's not a black hole.
Jen Pancake:It'll really turn into an
Jerry Pancake:actual I mean, I don't know where they got this.
Josh Scramble:I don't it it seemed like a more peaceful mosh pit, but the ones there was a big fat guy at one point who just jumped in the jogging and was walking and totally screwing up the entire pace. And like people are knocking off at him, and he
Jen Pancake:didn't Man, you're not going fast.
Josh Scramble:He did give one fuck. Zero fucks were given by this guy. But then at one point, and this was another fascinating thing, there's this guy coming up, and he's like, this size way more metal than you guys. That's why the stage teams have come up their game. And I'm like, okay.
Josh Scramble:Like, are we just endorsing five months now?
Jen Pancake:What's the qualification of
Josh Scramble:So they were there was it was bigger, faster, and more people, it was the justification. So when
Jerry Pancake:Why are you having a contest of this horrible I don't like mosh pits. I mean, I don't like anything.
Josh Scramble:No. You don't like anything?
Jerry Pancake:I don't like anything anyway, but like a mosh pit.
Josh Scramble:Actually, I might
Jerry Pancake:like are sweaty. I used to love the mosh punching each other.
Jen Pancake:That sounds crazy, but
Josh Scramble:I did.
Jerry Pancake:Seems like there's a lot of people in there, and you like a lot of people.
Jen Pancake:Certainly never gonna get up on the crowd surfing, though.
Josh Scramble:You can yes, but feel free to Google it.
Jerry Pancake:I don't trust people to push, like, carry me No.
Josh Scramble:But so at one point, the mosh pit's going, and then this guy who was also talking shit like this side's better than this one goes over, and he's like puts up like this prayer symbol, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And then all these people stop. And I thought he was like gonna point someone out like someone was in trouble. Oh, no, no, no, no. And then all of a sudden, like this like the Red Sea or the Dead Sea or whatever the sea was that Moses did.
Josh Scramble:The Dead Sea. These people parted.
Jerry Pancake:You wouldn't need to part that because it's right? Is there water
Josh Scramble:in there? Was it the
Jerry Pancake:Red Sea?
Jen Pancake:I don't know.
Jerry Pancake:It was the Red Sea. So anyway That's not important.
Josh Scramble:All these people Jesus. These people, like, go to the side, and then I was like, wow. Like, what was he doing? Like, is someone hurt, or is he calling out someone? No.
Josh Scramble:Then he goes, like, kinda puts his hands together, and all of sudden, these two people, like Braveheart, just start running at each other,
Jen Pancake:and then like right. That would have been cool.
Josh Scramble:It's called the wall of death. Like a joust.
Jen Pancake:Wall of death? No.
Josh Scramble:It's like 50 people on one side, 50 people on another, just running at each other like an old battle.
Jen Pancake:Oh my gosh. Now that sounds
Josh Scramble:People are gonna have to Google this.
Jen Pancake:That sounds like something that I recall. Because what I called it when I experienced this very thing was it was like Red Rover only with violence.
Josh Scramble:Oh, this this is Red Rover with
Jen Pancake:Red Rover is kind of violent even if you die. You say everybody over.
Jerry Pancake:It sounds like that squid game.
Josh Scramble:No. No. Where they try
Jerry Pancake:to kill each other for the But this is just Just for fun?
Jen Pancake:This is just good, clean fun.
Josh Scramble:It it was just good, clean fun.
Jerry Pancake:So why do you get dressed up in your in your fishnet bodysuit to go slam somebody in a death run?
Josh Scramble:I don't know. She
Jen Pancake:might have just been hanging Well,
Josh Scramble:we saw her at the end of the night. She was a complete surprise. Like, she was like, I thought I had my okay. This was the you shouldn't have been wearing that winner of the day, and then she came along and went like, well done, ma'am. You took it at the last Hold
Jen Pancake:my beard.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Hold my beard. Or hang on. Hold my Faego.
Jen Pancake:Hold my Faego.
Jerry Pancake:What about feathered hair? Is that still
Josh Scramble:No. Really? There there was no real, like, stuff in
Jerry Pancake:the that was coming back, though, for a bit.
Josh Scramble:Wait. If it was, I didn't see it.
Jen Pancake:I know this is back for but do you consider yourself a Gen Xer?
Josh Scramble:More than I do.
Jen Pancake:Know you're the trivia master, so you probably know the exact
Josh Scramble:He's an old soul. So technically, a technically, I'm a millennial because they started naming that for people who graduated in the new millennium, and I was the of
Jerry Pancake:Oh, god.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. But also, there's a big movement to have the generation between like 82 and 89 renamed because we're in like a between. Yeah. And I don't wanna be a millennial because I don't share their thoughts and No. Like, ethics.
Jen Pancake:I do think there should be a different
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. You don't do as much butt stuff probably as they do because they like, with you. Mainly butt stuff.
Jen Pancake:The rumors of butt stuff is have been highly exaggerated.
Jerry Pancake:Well, I don't know. I that's
Josh Scramble:It's a
Jerry Pancake:good way not to get pregnant, guys.
Josh Scramble:And But a strong way to get pink eye.
Jerry Pancake:Hey. If Indiana outlaws birth birth
Jen Pancake:control escapade.
Jerry Pancake:If Indiana outlaws birth control, just fuck her in the butt. That's all you gotta do. You won't ever have a baby. I can assure you that's not fake news.
Josh Scramble:Indiana, home of the number two option. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:The number two option. It's like plan b, but it's just number two.
Josh Scramble:Well, it technically is a plan b. Plan b. For but. For for bowels.
Jerry Pancake:C is for but. Plan b. Wow. How did this get
Josh Scramble:Boy, I really
Jerry Pancake:I'm really good at sidetracking the conversation.
Josh Scramble:But it also makes a great point, like I was saying, you're either hot or not if you're a metal female fan. Something also tells me you either like to fuck or you don't if you're a female fan.
Jen Pancake:Lot of butt stuff going on Oh, I get after that show.
Josh Scramble:On the next Milo Moni Madhouse.
Jerry Pancake:My friend has to take a shit really bad. He's like, he'll pay anything.
Josh Scramble:That is it for our inaugural episode of season two. Tune in next week to hear the conclusion of the epic Sonic Temple voyage, journey, massacre, whatever you wanna call it. Hope to see you soon and keep on rocking on.
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