Miller Morning Madhouse S2E1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth T!ts...
š§ Season 2, Episode 1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth Tits
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where the coffeeās burnt, the guests are unpaid, and the FCC hasnāt figured out how to shut us down yet. Pancake and Scramble are back in the saddle (and in serious need of a nap), joined by the fabulous Jen Pancake and our man in the pitāJosh Scrambleāwho just survived Sonic Temple Music Festival with only minor bruising and one mysterious stain.
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where the coffeeās burnt, the guests are unpaid, and the FCC hasnāt figured out how to shut us down yet. Pancake and Scramble are back in the saddle (and in serious need of a nap), joined by the fabulous Jen Pancake and our man in the pitāJosh Scrambleāwho just survived Sonic Temple Music Festival with only minor bruising and one mysterious stain.
In this episode, we dive headfirst into:
- The biology of the Heavy Uncle ā a rare, tank-topped beast who emerges from his garage every May to rock a Megadeth tee and call every band āreal music.ā
- Moshpit etiquette (spoiler: donāt wear flip-flops).
- An in-depth analysis of the modern-day gothāyes, they still walk among us, and yes, some of them are now surprisingly busty.
- Plus, Scrambleās firsthand report from the festival trenches, where he allegedly wept during a Deftones set and paid $14 for a churro.
š As always, a special shoutout to our friends at Miller Community Theatre for keeping the drama on stage where it belongs.
š And massive thanks to our sponsor SoCoolShirts.com, your #1 source for shirts that make your dad uncomfortable and your mom nostalgic.
š And massive thanks to our sponsor SoCoolShirts.com, your #1 source for shirts that make your dad uncomfortable and your mom nostalgic.
Rate us, review us, and tell your cousin RandyāSeason 2 is officially underway.
- (00:05) - Welcome to WSBR Super Beach Radio
- (00:41) - Shoutouts to Sponsors
- (02:45) - Josh's Road Trip Stories
- (05:11) - Experience at Sonic Temple
- (06:39) - The Titty Count
- (07:24) - Female Metal Fans
- (08:46) - Juggalo Observations
- (09:26) - Festival Experiences
- (13:15) - Festival Band Lineup
- (16:13) - Heavy Metal Revelations
- (19:51) - The Donut of Destruction
- (22:31) - The Wall of Death
- (24:34) - Butt Stuff and Birth Control
- (25:38) - Next Episode Teaser
Creators and Guests
Host
Jerry Pancake
Co-host and resident personality on SoCoolPodcast, Jerry Pancake is equal parts entertainer, storyteller, and small-town legend. Hailing from Miller Beach, Indiana, Jerry brings his unique blend of local flavor, humor, and unfiltered thoughts to every episode. With roots in a community thatās as gritty as it is endearing, Jerry tackles everything from obscure trivia and wild local tales to sharp, laugh-out-loud commentary on anything under the sun. Known for his off-the-cuff insights and a knack for capturing the āwhat ifā moments of life, heās the heart of the SoCoolPodcast.
Host
Josh Scramble
Josh Scramble, the man with the voice that sounds like your favorite dinerās third cup of coffeeāstrong, a little gritty, and just the right amount of warm. Scramble isnāt just a co-host on the Miller Morning Madhouse, heās the ultimate sidekick and instigator. With a knack for digging up Miller Beach's wildest stories, he's known for his quick-witted comebacks and unique comedic edge. Beyond his mic persona, Josh moonlights as a creator of beloved characters like Chuck Roundsteak, a voice thatās been gracing airwaves and kitchens for a decade. When he's not stirring up a laugh or two, you can find him diving deep into the latest Yelp review drama or holding court at local trivia nights with his All In Jest event series. Heās here to remind us all that lifeās too short not to laugh at the absurdāand Josh has plenty of it in store.
Guest
Jen Pancake
šļø A versatile voice on the Miller Morning Madhouse, Jen brings a range of colorful characters to life, adding flair and fun to every episode. Sheās also the voice of Jerry on the Jerry and Gerald Podcast.