
Miller Morning Madhouse S1E7: In the Dog House...
Episode 7: In the Doghouse...
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This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble team up with the ever-entertaining Elizabeth Benedict to bring you an unforgettable episode full of nostalgia, surprise endings, and laughs so big, they might scare your guinea pig.
🌐 First, we’re traveling back in time to the early days of AOL and the internet. Remember that sweet sound of dial-up connecting? From chatroom chaos to regrettable screen names, we’re reliving the wild west of cyberspace – where every "You've Got Mail" felt like a gift from the internet gods.
🎉 Next, the story of a dog at a rave takes center stage. This furry partygoer had the time of their life under the strobe lights, but hold onto your glow sticks because the ending to this tale is guaranteed to catch you off guard. Let's just say, it’s not your typical “fetch” story.
🐹 Finally, we dive into the strange and mysterious world of guinea pigs and the Pancake brothers. Why were they not allowed to have pets?
🎙️ And don’t miss the featured clip from Deez Nutz, Jerry Pancake’s comedy album that has the internet buzzing. If you haven’t heard it yet, what are you even doing with your life?
As always, thank you for listening! Don’t forget to rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and head to SoCoolShirts.com for the coolest designs this side of the internet.
Stay tuned for next week’s antics – assuming Jerry doesn’t get lost in the AOL archives or Josh doesn’t try to resurrect the guinea pig.
Stay Cool – JP
- (00:22) - Welcome to WSPR Super Beach Radio
- (00:52) - Internet Days and Guinea Pigs
- (02:46) - The Legend of Jerry Pancake
- (08:12) - A Dog's Misadventure
- (16:38) - The Rumble on Rush
- (17:54) - Growing Up with Pets
- (23:18) - The Ghost of the Guinea Pig
- (26:05) - Closing Thoughts and Thanks
Creators and Guests

Host
Elizabeth Benedict
Our resident “queen of sass and class,” Elizabeth brings her sharp wit and fearless opinions to the Miller Morning Madhouse.

Host
Jerry Pancake
Co-host and resident personality on SoCoolPodcast, Jerry Pancake is equal parts entertainer, storyteller, and small-town legend. Hailing from Miller Beach, Indiana, Jerry brings his unique blend of local flavor, humor, and unfiltered thoughts to every episode. With roots in a community that’s as gritty as it is endearing, Jerry tackles everything from obscure trivia and wild local tales to sharp, laugh-out-loud commentary on anything under the sun. Known for his off-the-cuff insights and a knack for capturing the “what if” moments of life, he’s the heart of the SoCoolPodcast.

Host
Josh Scramble
Josh Scramble, the man with the voice that sounds like your favorite diner’s third cup of coffee—strong, a little gritty, and just the right amount of warm. Scramble isn’t just a co-host on the Miller Morning Madhouse, he’s the ultimate sidekick and instigator. With a knack for digging up Miller Beach's wildest stories, he's known for his quick-witted comebacks and unique comedic edge. Beyond his mic persona, Josh moonlights as a creator of beloved characters like Chuck Roundsteak, a voice that’s been gracing airwaves and kitchens for a decade. When he's not stirring up a laugh or two, you can find him diving deep into the latest Yelp review drama or holding court at local trivia nights with his All In Jest event series. He’s here to remind us all that life’s too short not to laugh at the absurd—and Josh has plenty of it in store.