Miller Morning Madhouse S1E4: Smokestack Jack and the Tiny Hands...
Episode 4: Smokestack Jack and the Tiny Hands…
Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com, Chad GPT, and Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel. Also, Millerites, make sure to join Josh Scramble for All in Jest Trivia at the Marshall J Gardner Center for the Arts here in Miller Beach on Black Friday! It's all about food!
Welcome back to Miller Morning Madhouse! Episode 4 has us diving into the thrills and pitfalls of throuples, the questionable joys of warm vodka, and the saga of tiny hands. This one’s a smokestack jacking ride that’ll keep you laughing (and maybe questioning your own life choices).
But first, we want to give a HUGE thank you to our amazing listeners. Your support, ratings, and laughs keep this madhouse alive, so don’t forget to hit that rate button on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! And if you’re interested in sponsoring our madness, reach out to us at contact@socoolshirts.com.
Music & Extras:
- Intro Music: We kick things off with IamDaylight by Funky Cat to set the tone.
- Chad GPT Ad: The world’s first "gay-I, not AI," ready to help in more ways than one.
- Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel Ad: Catering to your every…mechanical need.
- Transitions: We groove along with Ru Paul’s You Better Work and Pat Travers’ Smokin’ Whiskey, Drinkin’ Cocaine for that extra punch.
- Outro Song: Closing with Arlo Guthrie’s City of New Orleans, Tic Tac Toe, and the SoCool exclusive So You Wanna F** a Sex Bot* by Jerry Pancake.
Special Thanks:
Special thanks to SoCoolShirts.com, Chad GPT, Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel, and all of our incredible listeners for keeping this show on the rails—or as close as we can get! And don’t forget, All in Jest Trivia is coming up at the Marshall J. Gardner Center the day after Thanksgiving. Mark your calendars for a post-turkey trivia throwdown you won’t want to miss!
And finally, stay tuned at the end for a Behind the Music moment with Chuck Roundsteak, a blast from Josh Scramble’s past, revealing some…creative liberties he took with his resume a decade ago.
- (00:24) - Welcome to Miller Mornings U
- (02:17) - Weird Beach Encounters
- (06:27) - Throuples and Relationships
- (09:25) - Introducing Chad GPT
- (11:48) - Listener Shoutout
- (17:48) - So Cool Shirts Promo
- (19:06) - Johnny Five's Robot Brothel
- (21:13) - Closing Remarks and Teasers
Creators and Guests
Host
Jerry Pancake
Co-host and resident personality on SoCoolPodcast, Jerry Pancake is equal parts entertainer, storyteller, and small-town legend. Hailing from Miller Beach, Indiana, Jerry brings his unique blend of local flavor, humor, and unfiltered thoughts to every episode. With roots in a community that’s as gritty as it is endearing, Jerry tackles everything from obscure trivia and wild local tales to sharp, laugh-out-loud commentary on anything under the sun. Known for his off-the-cuff insights and a knack for capturing the “what if” moments of life, he’s the heart of the SoCoolPodcast.
Host
Josh Scramble
Josh Scramble, the man with the voice that sounds like your favorite diner’s third cup of coffee—strong, a little gritty, and just the right amount of warm. Scramble isn’t just a co-host on the Miller Morning Madhouse, he’s the ultimate sidekick and instigator. With a knack for digging up Miller Beach's wildest stories, he's known for his quick-witted comebacks and unique comedic edge. Beyond his mic persona, Josh moonlights as a creator of beloved characters like Chuck Roundsteak, a voice that’s been gracing airwaves and kitchens for a decade. When he's not stirring up a laugh or two, you can find him diving deep into the latest Yelp review drama or holding court at local trivia nights with his All In Jest event series. He’s here to remind us all that life’s too short not to laugh at the absurd—and Josh has plenty of it in store.