Miller Morning Madhouse: S1E9: Everything Sucks Now...
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Miller Morning Madhouse: S1E9: Everything Sucks Now...

Episode 9: Everything Sucks Now… 🎙️
🚨 DOUBLE EPISODE ALERT! 🚨
After a long hiatus filled with illness, burnout, and an overwhelming sense of being over it, Jerry Pancake and the Miller Morning Madhouse crew are back with a nearly double-length episode (41 minutes of pure, unfiltered truth).
In this episode, we catch up on what we’ve been up to the last couple of months, and most importantly, we break down why travel—specifically flying—absolutely sucks now. From chaotic airports to airlines treating passengers like livestock, we leave no stone unturned in our rant against the skies. And if you think things couldn't get worse, just remember—the White House is now a Tesla dealership.

🎵 Music Featured in This Episode:
🎸 RockNStock – Wrecked
🥁 The Professionals – Flying Pots
🎤 Moons Over My Hammy – Jerry Pancake

🔥 Sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Because life might suck, but your wardrobe doesn’t have to. Grab a shirt and express your existential despair in style.
🎭 The Miller Community Theatre – The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee – Coming this April to the Marshall J. Gardner Center! Support local theater before AI takes over Broadway. Tickets on sale now!
All In Jest Trivia – Join Josh Scramble for a night of brain-busting fun and questionable knowledge at the Marshall J. Gardner Center on Friday, March 28th! Bring your A-game… or at least some alcohol.
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  • (00:21) - Introduction to the Madhouse
  • (01:33) - Return from Hiatus
  • (02:53) - Apologies and Updates
  • (05:10) - Health and Travel Stories
  • (08:01) - Canadian Adventures
  • (08:51) - Teachers and Their Quirks
  • (09:47) - Testing Season Shenanigans
  • (12:24) - Listener Challenges
  • (20:33) - Everything Sucks Now Segment
  • (21:45) - Air Travel Woes
  • (26:36) - Security Line Stresses
  • (34:10) - Funny Travel Stories
  • (37:55) - Closing Remarks
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Creators and Guests

Jerry Pancake
Host
Jerry Pancake
Co-host and resident personality on SoCoolPodcast, Jerry Pancake is equal parts entertainer, storyteller, and small-town legend. Hailing from Miller Beach, Indiana, Jerry brings his unique blend of local flavor, humor, and unfiltered thoughts to every episode. With roots in a community that’s as gritty as it is endearing, Jerry tackles everything from obscure trivia and wild local tales to sharp, laugh-out-loud commentary on anything under the sun. Known for his off-the-cuff insights and a knack for capturing the “what if” moments of life, he’s the heart of the SoCoolPodcast.
Josh Scramble
Host
Josh Scramble
Josh Scramble, the man with the voice that sounds like your favorite diner’s third cup of coffee—strong, a little gritty, and just the right amount of warm. Scramble isn’t just a co-host on the Miller Morning Madhouse, he’s the ultimate sidekick and instigator. With a knack for digging up Miller Beach's wildest stories, he's known for his quick-witted comebacks and unique comedic edge. Beyond his mic persona, Josh moonlights as a creator of beloved characters like Chuck Roundsteak, a voice that’s been gracing airwaves and kitchens for a decade. When he's not stirring up a laugh or two, you can find him diving deep into the latest Yelp review drama or holding court at local trivia nights with his All In Jest event series. He’s here to remind us all that life’s too short not to laugh at the absurd—and Josh has plenty of it in store.
Jen Pancake
Guest
Jen Pancake
🎙️ A versatile voice on the Miller Morning Madhouse, Jen brings a range of colorful characters to life, adding flair and fun to every episode. She’s also the voice of Jerry on the Jerry and Gerald Podcast.