MMM S8E7: Summer School

Josh Scramble: Thank you for scramble live from the Jerry Clements book signings last Sunday

Josh Scramble: after 4th of July. We'll make a show.

Josh Scramble: The Richardson's just pulling in. It is jam-packed full of golf carts up in

Josh Scramble: here. If you parked in the back row, you were a chile well fucked.

Jen Pancake: The weather is perfect,

Jerry Pancake: And it is the potential for stuff to go down today.

Josh Scramble: And by perfect, she means cloudy and 72. And this is a good mix of people.

Jerry Pancake: Everyone's having a great day.

Josh Scramble: God, she's so positive. It's very annoying.

Josh Scramble: Welcome to the Miller Money Madhouse.

Jerry Pancake: Hello, it's been a minute.

Josh Scramble: Midsummer edition. I am Jerry Pancake. Joshua Scramble here live with you.

Jerry Pancake: Jenny Pancake.

Josh Scramble: And it is true. She is so positive it is annoying. I mean, everyone was having

Josh Scramble: a great time. There's no shortage of great times here in Miller Beach at all, I don't think.

Josh Scramble: Some would say there's too many good times.

Jerry Pancake: Too much entertainment?

Josh Scramble: Too much entertainment. I mean, it has been.

Jerry Pancake: This is a too much entertainment production.

Josh Scramble: It has been a shotgun of entertainment right in your mouth.

Josh Scramble: For me, I don't know about anyone else, but I've been taking shots to the mouth,

Josh Scramble: of entertainment for July 1st all the way through today, right?

Jerry Pancake: Yeah, July has been something. That's for sure.

Josh Scramble: Well, it only really got nice in July, so it's weird that we're doing this midsummer,

Josh Scramble: check-in because it's like, in theory, it's going to be technically over at

Josh Scramble: Labor Day. I know. I think it's going to stay warm for a while.

Jerry Pancake: Beach count day, low.

Josh Scramble: Yeah.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. Yeah, we haven't had a lot of beach days. We've had...

Josh Scramble: Maybe. I don't even know. We've had...

Jerry Pancake: Not many.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. It's either been blazing hot or we've had some storms.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. Obviously the last episode.

Jerry Pancake: Teenados.

Josh Scramble: Apparently whenever we record it is a tornado.

Josh Scramble: It turned black today like three or four times.

Jerry Pancake: The streetlights came on all of our solar lights.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, the streetlights came on at like four o'clock in the afternoon. It was very bizarre.

Jerry Pancake: That was, yeah, pretty bizarre.

Josh Scramble: Some people have their power out.

Josh Scramble: Not us, woo! Not us, well, I mean, you never can tell. All it takes is one butterfly,

Josh Scramble: landing on the power lines, and we'll be out for- A hummingbird.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, a hummingbird, and we'll be out for a while. Shout out to Leslie Latte.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. Shout out to who? Leslie Latte.

Josh Scramble: Oh, for the hummingbirds? Hummingbird enthusiasts. Yes.

Josh Scramble: We had a hummingbird feeder, but it's been out of service for a while.

Jerry Pancake: I can't keep up with my life.

Josh Scramble: There's a very tiny side of the water. Hummingbirds are like,

Josh Scramble: oh, man, this thing's been broke all summer.

Jerry Pancake: Land on the deck and kick it like, oh, come on, give me some juice.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, I put a dollar in that thing for some sugar, and now I got nothing.

Jerry Pancake: Little do they know, it's rotting in my fridge right now.

Josh Scramble: The sugar is rotting. The hummingbirds are wandering up like,

Josh Scramble: this is just like the shake machine at McDonald's. Yeah, it's never open.

Josh Scramble: The Ponson Hummingbird feeder is never working.

Josh Scramble: Or it's just spilled all over the ground, so it's just ants.

Jerry Pancake: You know what I didn't like? No ants. That's why I thought that something's wrong.

Josh Scramble: Well, it's the water, mainly. The polluted water that we now have here that we have to worry about.

Jerry Pancake: Fake sugar is what I thought.

Josh Scramble: Why does the water—does anyone notice the water smells like chemicals?

Jerry Pancake: It doesn't.

Josh Scramble: It smells like poop.

Josh Scramble: Just the air I'd rather have it smell like chemicals Than fecal matter Probably,

Josh Scramble: I mean, taster's choice, I guess,

Josh Scramble: Yuck Good to the last plop So what are we talking about today?

Josh Scramble: Well, we gotta go way back We gotta go all the way back Wait.

Jerry Pancake: What July day is it? So we can get a real time Is it the 25th?

Josh Scramble: It's in the late 20s Yeah, we're in the late 20s of.

Jerry Pancake: July The late 20s of the longest month of the summer Yeah,

Josh Scramble: The month is starting to get its shit together But it's still not quite adult yet Yep.

Jerry Pancake: And it's not gonna make it Nope It just,

Josh Scramble: Yeah It just got fired from its job, I think Going.

Jerry Pancake: All the way back to 4th of

Josh Scramble: July Yeah Yeah Which was a little mellow than I usually do it Well,

Josh Scramble: storms again It was very stormy It was mellow though.

Jerry Pancake: I would agree Yeah,

Josh Scramble: It kind of rained on and off all day.

Josh Scramble: The morning was good. We watched the shortest parade on earth.

Jerry Pancake: Short parade.

Josh Scramble: They went really fast.

Jerry Pancake: If you're going to watch a parade, might as well be a short one.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. And be mindful if you're going to wear one of those costumes or whatever,

Josh Scramble: the blow up ones, and you're going to drive something or ride on something.

Josh Scramble: And it's been so humid here.

Josh Scramble: Where you see out will fog up potentially, and you could run into any number of things.

Josh Scramble: Children Houses A bush A boulder,

Josh Scramble: It has been done before And now there is a traffic cone in front of that boulder

Josh Scramble: Which I don't know if that helps I don't think it's Is it on it or in front

Josh Scramble: of it It's like on it with a piece of wood.

Jerry Pancake: Hey he's doing his part to try and prevent

Josh Scramble: Boulder accidents I mean you should just move the boulder I wouldn't either There.

Jerry Pancake: Goes your retaining wall No thanks

Josh Scramble: But, yeah, we have not recorded in a while. Fourth of July, I did not go to

Josh Scramble: the beach to watch the fireworks. Apparently, they were good.

Jerry Pancake: Yeah, it was a...

Josh Scramble: I did not. I was done at a certain point. I was like, I'm not going to get soaked.

Josh Scramble: It was, like, weirdly hot.

Jerry Pancake: You were really taking a chance if you went down there because...

Josh Scramble: Well, it rained for three hours. It could be buggy. It could be muggy.

Josh Scramble: It was all of those things.

Jerry Pancake: That was the hazy part of my day. where I fell asleep like it was night.

Josh Scramble: So I didn't think, I thought she was done. So I was like.

Jerry Pancake: It was definitely tame, but I definitely had a brunch buzz going.

Josh Scramble: I thought she was done. So I'm like, I'm going to take a shower.

Josh Scramble: I'm not going down for the fireworks. I'm going to relax, you know.

Jerry Pancake: And then I spring awake into action.

Josh Scramble: And then she couldn't miss the fireworks. And I was like, I'm not coming down there.

Jerry Pancake: Well, we went down. Remember, after the rain stopped? Yes. We went down there. or no it was before the

Josh Scramble: Rain yeah.

Jerry Pancake: Because that's when our hair

Josh Scramble: We did yeah oh well let's talk about that so uh i don't know if there's any

Josh Scramble: weather people that listen maybe skilling if he's on here or whatever give us a call 219-200-4280.

Jerry Pancake: Give us a weather

Josh Scramble: Update if you're on like in an uncovered area like a field or a beach and all

Josh Scramble: of your hair stands up on end and you're all looking at each other going,

Josh Scramble: oh, my God, like we rubbed a balloon on each other's hair.

Josh Scramble: Are we in danger?

Josh Scramble: I can tell you, I looked it up right after you texted that, and it says a lightning

Josh Scramble: strike is likely imminent.

Josh Scramble: And so Jen Pancake was like, oh, I wish we could just stay out here,

Josh Scramble: and then if it gets bad, we'll run away.

Josh Scramble: you know, we'll run for shelter.

Jerry Pancake: I certainly didn't say we'll run anywhere. Cause I'm not, well,

Josh Scramble: We'll go. Well, you said then if it gets bad, then we can go for shelter.

Josh Scramble: And I'm like, it's already bad. Like it's on us, like in Twister where the guy's

Josh Scramble: like, Oh, I feel like something's coming. And, um, Bill Paxton goes, it's already here.

Josh Scramble: And then the old screen explodes. Right.

Jerry Pancake: Speaking of skilling, uh, if you must know, So he did comment that the pictures

Jerry Pancake: that he saw from our beach, because they were shared widely,

Jerry Pancake: he said the storm was busting up, as I also predicted.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, but then it did rain for three hours. Yeah, it rained for three hours straight. Some of our.

Jerry Pancake: Neighbors stayed on the beach the whole time.

Josh Scramble: Some of our neighbors exercised poor judgment. So, well, and also,

Josh Scramble: like, the amount of alcohol in some of our neighbor's systems.

Josh Scramble: There's no rationalizing when you've been drinking, probably,

Josh Scramble: because the pre-gaming for the fourth starts, well, the night before.

Jerry Pancake: Not for us, it didn't. We did nothing on the third.

Josh Scramble: Especially this year because the third was on Friday, so you got that little kickoff.

Jerry Pancake: Hopefully everybody else pre-gamed responsibly. We did nothing.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, we were beat up from the Wednesday night,

Josh Scramble: prior to that.

Jerry Pancake: Who can say?

Josh Scramble: Which was Chad Burton. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the first was Chad Burton.

Josh Scramble: Wait. Or one of those days before the 4th. I believe it was.

Josh Scramble: Really? At the Flamingo. I think so.

Jerry Pancake: Oh, on the Thursday.

Josh Scramble: On the Wednesday. On Wednesday. Or was it a Thursday?

Jerry Pancake: It was a Thursday.

Josh Scramble: Oh, yeah. So it was the pre-pre-4th of July.

Josh Scramble: So the rare Thursday night music. The pre-pre-show. Yeah. Chad Burton.

Josh Scramble: It's kind of like Super Bowl. It was like the 8 a.m. pre-game show.

Josh Scramble: I know. It's all these little Flamingo fests.

Jerry Pancake: Mini Flamingo fests.

Josh Scramble: Many Flamingo Fats that are happening, but I don't know.

Jerry Pancake: That was a good night. If my cloudy memory serves, I don't think.

Josh Scramble: That was a good night, but we were still recovering from that on Friday.

Jerry Pancake: We drove around on the golf cart, but.

Josh Scramble: No action.

Jerry Pancake: Well, I think there was a lot of lightning out that night. Yeah. If I remember.

Josh Scramble: I don't know. It's all a blur since that.

Jerry Pancake: Chad Burton. No, I think it was. And then.

Jerry Pancake: I don't know.

Josh Scramble: There was a lot of shit going on.

Jerry Pancake: Was that the, either way, we didn't do anything. All right. Kid parade. Short.

Jerry Pancake: Brunch. Drunk. Hair stand up. Lightning.

Josh Scramble: Yes. I came back here. Did I get a pizza? I think I did.

Josh Scramble: It was not, they gave it away to someone else.

Josh Scramble: And I can't, I'm sorry. Like, I'm not going to blame anyone or mention the name

Josh Scramble: of the establishment, but,

Josh Scramble: I was very disappointed to walk in there to pick up my pizza so I could settle

Josh Scramble: in here and not do anything for the rest of the night, only to have them tell me, we made it.

Josh Scramble: We just, somebody else must have took it. And then. There's another pancake

Josh Scramble: in the neighborhood. Yeah. So then it was remade again. And then it was not,

Josh Scramble: it had zero meat on it, which is probably good for, for me, but I did. I wanted sausage.

Jerry Pancake: I didn't know you very well. Um, doesn't consider it a meal unless there's meat involved.

Josh Scramble: That's the four food groups. That's not my fault. That's Ronald Reagan taught me.

Josh Scramble: Jimmy Carter or whoever it was. I

Josh Scramble: think the food pyramid was the Reagan administration. Was it? I think so.

Josh Scramble: Cause I remember. You gotta have meat. You gotta have milk.

Josh Scramble: You got to have corn. Bread up the ass. Yeah. And bread.

Jerry Pancake: Well, I was worried that going back down to the beach was going to be too wet,

Jerry Pancake: too buggy, too hot. All the things.

Josh Scramble: All the reasons I didn't go.

Jerry Pancake: But it wound up being really, really nice. Yeah. And thank goodness for the...

Jerry Pancake: Chrissy, Count Chocula, and Brad, what, a million?

Josh Scramble: Yeah, I can't, we don't know. Brad, Huevos, Rancheros.

Jerry Pancake: We're never going to get back in town.

Josh Scramble: Chrissy's corn... Cornholio. Yeah, no, corn-ares or whatever.

Josh Scramble: I don't know. It's Mexican. I don't know Mexican.

Jerry Pancake: But either way, thank goodness that they wanted to go back down for fireworks

Jerry Pancake: because it was a very nice night.

Josh Scramble: Well, I'm glad you had a good fourth.

Jerry Pancake: Did i say

Josh Scramble: That speaking of fireworks to the asshole who decided to light his off by my

Josh Scramble: house at 12 45 yeah like we're gonna you're gonna have to have a talk with these

Josh Scramble: fireworks people did you hear it i didn't hear it was late no but like these

Josh Scramble: were close to my house like i could hear the reverb very i had the yeah,

Josh Scramble: i had the next door post just typed out on my phone whoever's lighting these,

Josh Scramble: fireworks off as a fucking asshole right now.

Josh Scramble: I'll kill you. Yeah, I will come over and find you and kill you.

Josh Scramble: I'm getting on my golf cart right now, and it's going to be a murder situation.

Josh Scramble: Dan Kik has a particular set of skills.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, like, no one, and here's the thing, no one will fault me.

Josh Scramble: No one's going to say they saw anything. I will get away with it,

Josh Scramble: because people are really fucking getting mad about these fireworks.

Jerry Pancake: A lot of supporters on the no fireworks right now.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, especially on Nextdoor. Like, if you go out Nextdoor, even people from

Josh Scramble: Chesterton are like, this is fucking bullshit.

Josh Scramble: And, you know, like, they're like Freedom and, like, Valparaiso,

Josh Scramble: too. I saw somebody boast of Valparaiso. What the fuck? Why are there all these fireworks?

Josh Scramble: And then, you know, you have all these very staunch fireworks supporters,

Josh Scramble: which I don't understand why they want to just waste their money,

Josh Scramble: piss off all their neighbors.

Jerry Pancake: They're just having fun

Josh Scramble: YOLO it's called freedom fuck off it's called being an asshole it's your neighbors

Josh Scramble: well you should care about pissing your neighbors off what.

Jerry Pancake: If it's not the neighbors oh

Josh Scramble: Just some random guy driving around lighten up fireworks well I mean they're

Josh Scramble: temporary neighbors that's how we treat them, we're kind to them,

Josh Scramble: We don't walk by the Airbnb and throw shit at them.

Jerry Pancake: I'm like, I'm going to take a dynamite.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Maybe we should start doing that. Well,

Josh Scramble: I stayed at this Airbnb in Miller, and like six people drove by on golf carts

Josh Scramble: and threw M80s in the yard.

Jerry Pancake: Yeah.

Josh Scramble: Okay welcome to town yeah welcome to miller motherfucker boom boom boom shook

Josh Scramble: the house my dog shit all over the airbnb.

Jerry Pancake: And a paper

Josh Scramble: And fire with fire like i'll do that if we're gonna have a war over on fireworks,

Josh Scramble: but like if you're a neighbor you like you should be like oh hey.

Jerry Pancake: Some good air

Josh Scramble: Plug yeah it's 1 30 in the morning maybe some of my neighbors i know a lot of

Josh Scramble: people i don't know what they do here but they don't work but still definitely

Josh Scramble: not yeah like you should be considerate of the pets especially.

Jerry Pancake: No one cares

Josh Scramble: No all right let's listen to another clip here see what's going on back.

Jerry Pancake: To mini flamingo fest

Josh Scramble: Yeah we'll see let's see i don't know we'll.

Jerry Pancake: See it starts it

Josh Scramble: Yeah oh wait.

Jerry Pancake: Are they do they have a i don't even remember

Josh Scramble: The Jerry Clements theme song. Alright,

Josh Scramble: that was a good one It is the Jerry Clemens theme song God, how many times has

Josh Scramble: Jerry Clemens played since we last recorded?

Josh Scramble: At least six or seven It's been a good couple times, right?

Jerry Pancake: I mean, in his world, probably every day.

Josh Scramble: Because he did the book signing one.

Jerry Pancake: That was the 5th of July.

Josh Scramble: Flamingo. Oh, so that was packed, too. That was 5th of July.

Josh Scramble: That was a Sunday. It was a gloomy Sunday with a crap of newbies that we had

Josh Scramble: never seen before. Oh, yeah.

Josh Scramble: I mean, he was pulling tail from the whole region that day.

Josh Scramble: Like, and, you know, he's got a loyal following and...

Jerry Pancake: I don't know. I think it turned into...

Jerry Pancake: sizable crowd, right?

Josh Scramble: Oh, yeah, because all the seats past the fence were full.

Jerry Pancake: Yeah, I was sitting on that bench. Because the book signing was going on at a...

Josh Scramble: Yeah, you were helping out with that. I had a good time, though.

Josh Scramble: That was fine for Sunday. I didn't have to work the next week, so I was fine.

Jerry Pancake: Oh, yeah. Well, we don't work, so...

Josh Scramble: Well, we do work. We have to go to Indy, Annapolis tomorrow.

Jerry Pancake: But that day, we don't... Like, that week, we didn't work, so...

Josh Scramble: Teacher schedule. But, yeah, we are... We will be heading back.

Josh Scramble: But no, that was That kicked.

Jerry Pancake: Off Hanson Palooza

Josh Scramble: Yeah.

Jerry Pancake: No more local dancers Even though they didn't

Josh Scramble: Come that night Danson Palooza.

Jerry Pancake: We didn't know it was going to be Hanson Palooza We had a Well,

Josh Scramble: They're gone now Yeah, they're gone, we can say their last name They don't go

Josh Scramble: here anymore They can't sit here Yeah,

Josh Scramble: they're now in Florida Yeah, and congratulations To them and I hope they make,

Josh Scramble: some kind of second-tier friends down there.

Josh Scramble: Not really good ones. I'm actually kind of looking forward to the first time they come back.

Josh Scramble: Kind of the TJ Maxx friends on the clearance rack. Found them in bulk. Timu.

Jerry Pancake: Ms. Danson says she's not interested in finding any friends.

Josh Scramble: Well, who would be after being friends with this crew?

Josh Scramble: What I find is going to be funny is that first time they come back is it's going to be in a couple weeks.

Josh Scramble: Yep, countdown is on They're going to be that like super dark Tan Oh yeah Like

Josh Scramble: a dark leather couch Jen will have gone full grey And then wearing,

Josh Scramble: What did I notice a lot Some of those ladies will wear The white sunscreen on

Josh Scramble: their lips And if she has A full grey hairdo and white sunscreen And she looks

Josh Scramble: like a lobster I will be disappointed I know she takes care of like,

Josh Scramble: You know, putting sunscreen on and stuff. Even then, you're still going to get

Josh Scramble: tan as fuck. I mean. You are. You're closer to the equator.

Jerry Pancake: It's Florida, man.

Josh Scramble: It's a different kind of tan than we get here, which is mostly from the radiation.

Jerry Pancake: I don't think.

Josh Scramble: Mike's silver fox hair is going to look like way contrasted.

Josh Scramble: I wonder. Maybe he'll get some.

Jerry Pancake: Like aluminum foil.

Josh Scramble: Maybe he'll go a little blonde. What? His hair. And just have frosted tips.

Jerry Pancake: Do some tips.

Josh Scramble: Like Florida, just the tip?

Jerry Pancake: He should do black tips.

Josh Scramble: Oh, jeez, that would be stark. Or just go all black. He would really look like the young.

Jerry Pancake: Oh, my gosh, that would be jarring.

Josh Scramble: It'd be like his evil.

Jerry Pancake: That would be funny, though, if he came back and his hair was just dyed black.

Josh Scramble: Looking like his evil. Yeah, and he didn't say anything. This is my evil twin,

Josh Scramble: Jensen. It was so weird because my father dyed his hair black almost to the day he died.

Josh Scramble: It was such a weird. Like Sharpie black? Yeah.

Josh Scramble: Well, he was using a touch of gray for a time, which was tasteful.

Josh Scramble: But then he went harder as he got older, like on less and less gray.

Jerry Pancake: Touch of gray.

Josh Scramble: Which is.

Jerry Pancake: Sort of like another one, too.

Josh Scramble: Just for Men's the big one, because I dyed my hair black once for a Halloween

Josh Scramble: costume. Oh, geez. Let's hear about that. What were you? That was Billy Mays.

Josh Scramble: The year after he died, the Halloween after he died, I was the best costume

Josh Scramble: I ever had. Oh, rest in peace, Billy Mays.

Josh Scramble: I knew the shtick, because I loved infomercials, and I dyed my hair black.

Josh Scramble: Is the ShamWow guy still alive? Yeah, I think he's still alive.

Josh Scramble: Steve Deal, or not Steve Deal, but it's like Steve something.

Josh Scramble: Steve Bargain, or something. That's his name.

Josh Scramble: He changed his name to Deal or Bargain? I think so. That's the ShamWow.

Josh Scramble: He's also the Slap Chop guy because he's like, you love my nuts.

Jerry Pancake: Yeah.

Jerry Pancake: I don't know. All right.

Josh Scramble: Back to the dance. I think we have a, we put in some serious.

Jerry Pancake: Some flamingo hours.

Josh Scramble: All right. So do we have this next clip? Maybe let's check this one.

Josh Scramble: Recycling on liberal ducks.

Josh Scramble: Don't give a fuck about it. Like there's so many, there's so many more fucking

Josh Scramble: things wrecking the fucking environment that recycling is the least amount of, and also it's a scam.

Josh Scramble: It's a scam just to make you feel better about polluting the earth. That's all it is.

Josh Scramble: You need a peanut butter. Miller Morning Madhouse, live from the Flamingo.

Josh Scramble: We have a public poll going out.

Josh Scramble: Is it possible to clean a peanut butter jar once the peanut butter... No, no, no, no.

Jen Pancake: Wait! Uh, a mozzarella floss jar. Oh, nice.

Jen Pancake: I just got a lot of muscle up on it. It's so great. You speak speak.

Jen Pancake: I mean, I smoked your arms,

Jerry Pancake: But I never got that.

Josh Scramble: That's what we call you, Mike. Mike Pancake Sausage Bacon.

Jen Pancake: Mike, what? What did he say? Mike Pancake Sausage Bacon.

Josh Scramble: He doesn't know what we call him.

Jen Pancake: It's Mike dancing. Listen to the podcast. You can't be Mike dancing this guy. Wait a minute.

Josh Scramble: All right. Yeah. So we, yeah.

Jerry Pancake: It was probably like hour seven.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. That was a lot of drinking there. So to give a little context, it was like Tuesday.

Jerry Pancake: Yep. Just a Tuesday.

Josh Scramble: Just a Tuesday. It was like 80 degrees and beautiful. And I was on vacation. All your fault.

Josh Scramble: And I'm like, hey. Oh, yeah. Nothing's going on. I'm going to do lunch at the

Josh Scramble: Flamingo because I don't want to be inside.

Josh Scramble: So I went, thought I was just going to do a burger and a beer,

Josh Scramble: just enjoy the weather, and Miss Pancake showed up.

Jerry Pancake: Little did you know, I would show up almost immediately because I'm just waiting

Jerry Pancake: for anything to do in hopes to lure the Hansons up.

Josh Scramble: We have a little bit of a meal, a drink, and then all of a sudden,

Josh Scramble: the Dansons, who were moving and were staying with us those last few days,

Josh Scramble: drove by like, hey, we're done. So we can't leave then.

Josh Scramble: So we had to stay for another drink, and then someone else wandered up,

Josh Scramble: and then someone else wandered up, and we literally did, I wanna say it was

Josh Scramble: nine and a half hours by the time it was all done.

Jerry Pancake: Well, what time did you get there?

Josh Scramble: 12.05, I think. Yeah, I was...

Jerry Pancake: What time did we leave,

Josh Scramble: Ted? I think it was... I was behind your golf cart in the Iraq, maybe?

Jerry Pancake: What?

Josh Scramble: I don't know what I was doing.

Josh Scramble: But I saw him going to the Flamingo before I saw the text.

Josh Scramble: And then I was like, I'm not doing that.

Jerry Pancake: Oh, of course.

Josh Scramble: And then,

Josh Scramble: when did I end up? 4.30 I came down.

Jerry Pancake: You had a flurry of guilt texts.

Josh Scramble: Oh, yeah. Well, your friends are leaving. Jen Danson can wield that.

Josh Scramble: In three days. Like a scalpel.

Jerry Pancake: But you should stay home.

Josh Scramble: Cut you right in the throat. Yeah. Cut your heart right out You wouldn't even know Yeah.

Jerry Pancake: She's got no problem Throwing guilt Throwing

Josh Scramble: That guilt Right Jerry Doesn't want to make new friends But she will guilt the shit out of one she has It.

Jerry Pancake: Worked It worked It worked almost immediately He was there within minutes

Josh Scramble: I said I'll be down there soon And then she stopped texting me And then I'm

Josh Scramble: like I wonder if they'll forget And then like a half hour later She texts me again Where are you?

Josh Scramble: I think we watched like Nice.

Jerry Pancake: Try Nice try.

Josh Scramble: Three or four full sets of people. Sit down, eat, leave. Sit down,

Josh Scramble: eat, leave. Oh, yeah. It was...

Josh Scramble: And it was very loud. As you can tell from the clips, I'm going to have to go

Josh Scramble: through... Or you're going to edit these.

Josh Scramble: I'm going to have to... You're going to have to go through and lower the volume

Josh Scramble: on these clips because they are...

Josh Scramble: We were like the loudest people that I've ever seen at the bird.

Jerry Pancake: Well, we were in the canopy.

Josh Scramble: We were outside. We were outside.

Jerry Pancake: It was echoey.

Josh Scramble: Yeah.

Jerry Pancake: No one seemed to care. Oh, wait, until the end when we were trying to pay.

Josh Scramble: Well, yeah, like these people are eating dinner. Well, yeah,

Josh Scramble: and also, they didn't kick us out. No, we left.

Josh Scramble: They didn't tell us to leave. It was just chaos. They were getting very annoyed with us.

Jerry Pancake: We might have been annoying on hour eight.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, some of the bartenders and waitresses were getting annoyed.

Jerry Pancake: But we did do that flamingo ring selfie.

Josh Scramble: We did. Yeah, there's plenty of photos.

Jerry Pancake: Plenty of photo evidence to document this.

Josh Scramble: But that was a long lunch. Yes, it was.

Jerry Pancake: Close to 10-hour flamingo.

Josh Scramble: Long enough to eat lunch. And then did somebody say, like, what is everyone

Josh Scramble: doing after this? Or did we just come home?

Jerry Pancake: I don't know.

Josh Scramble: Someone might have asked.

Jerry Pancake: I don't remember.

Josh Scramble: Does anyone want to go to Beach Box?

Jerry Pancake: We definitely didn't do that.

Josh Scramble: We couldn't yet because it was Tuesday. They weren't open.

Jerry Pancake: But we did, I think, didn't everyone go? They went to Flamingo the next night,

Jerry Pancake: too. So we had to go to Flamingo.

Josh Scramble: Yes, on Wednesday.

Jerry Pancake: So two nights in a row,

Josh Scramble: Right? Because for the music. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake: Who was playing that night? Was that the...

Josh Scramble: Was that the Chad Burton night?

Jerry Pancake: No. It doesn't really matter.

Josh Scramble: No, it doesn't.

Jerry Pancake: But we were still there, right?

Josh Scramble: We were there. Yes, we were. Because it was kind of buggy the second time.

Jerry Pancake: Because it was Hanson Palooza.

Josh Scramble: Yes.

Jerry Pancake: So, second, it was Tuesday, then Wednesday, and then Thursday.

Josh Scramble: I wasn't happy to see them leave, but my liver was happy to see them leave.

Josh Scramble: I was, I dropped out by Thursday.

Jerry Pancake: That's unsustainable. That amount of Flamingo action was unsustainable.

Josh Scramble: All right.

Jerry Pancake: Unless you're a seasoned professional like many of our neighbors.

Josh Scramble: One more clip, maybe? I think we might have a couple, actually.

Josh Scramble: Do we have two more? All right, let's try this one. I think this is further

Josh Scramble: drunkenness that night.

Jen Pancake: All I can do is I was just saying you're classy.

Josh Scramble: Pancake is scrambled live from the flamingo. Apparently, pancake is very held

Josh Scramble: up on what people think of him. So please dial our calling number. 2-9-2-0-0-4-2-8-0.

Josh Scramble: Tell me how big of a piece of shit I am about drinking during the day.

Jen Pancake: Drinking during the day does not make you run as a shit. Do it. Thank you, Jeff.

Josh Scramble: I hand it out a couple times this week.

Jen Pancake: Crossed into the tank.

Josh Scramble: Let's go.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, and now we've got to watch all these people break traffic rules.

Jen Pancake: Okay. Okay, whatever.

Jerry Pancake: It's not even part of this.

Josh Scramble: So once again, call in to the Miller Morning Madhouse hotline.

Josh Scramble: I'll let Jerry know what you think of him because he's very concerned about your thoughts.

Jerry Pancake: I want to emphasize. I want to escort him.

Josh Scramble: You do have a legitimate concern because no one obeys that stop sign a bit at the Flamingo. No.

Josh Scramble: So the other day we were coming home and we did a drive-by there, right?

Josh Scramble: Was that just a couple days ago? probably and it was another like flamingo what was going on.

Jerry Pancake: I don't know just a random day

Josh Scramble: Well where did we oh so that's when we left to see the movie um the odyssey

Josh Scramble: go see it it's very good and we were coming back and you drove by and there was a lady,

Josh Scramble: there was all sorts of people just at the bird so it was sunday and uh there

Josh Scramble: was a lady with a like this tiny baby in a barbie car,

Josh Scramble: like in the middle of the road by that stop sign and there's all these other

Josh Scramble: cars and she's like walking it almost.

Jerry Pancake: Looked like her daughter or her child whatever it was was in a like was in a remote control barbie

Josh Scramble: Car that's what it was like a power wheels yeah except the kid is too little

Josh Scramble: to drive it so it has a remote control. Oh, Jesus.

Jerry Pancake: And she was following behind it with two toddlers trailing her just down the

Jerry Pancake: middle of the road on this super big...

Josh Scramble: Oh, my God. There were so many cars and golf carts, and you know how it is there. I just thought...

Josh Scramble: I'm shocked that there are more people who have not gotten in, like, fender benders.

Josh Scramble: Well, I know. I don't know if it's no one's been hit. I know Emerson got his

Josh Scramble: bumper ripped off by some guy.

Josh Scramble: That was Emerson's sugar tits.

Josh Scramble: Although, I guess we do have to clarify, I did see him the other day,

Josh Scramble: and he says, Emerson's sticky tits.

Josh Scramble: He prefers that. He prefers sticky tits, but I don't care because I named him sugar tits for the show.

Josh Scramble: Well, sugar candy's sticky tits. But no, he, like some guy was coming out.

Jerry Pancake: He's going to get ants on those tits.

Josh Scramble: He parallel parked to go to the store, and then some guy leaves there and is

Josh Scramble: maybe a little tipsy, and he just

Josh Scramble: rips Emerson's bumper off and then tells Emerson, yeah, here's my info.

Josh Scramble: Don't call the cops. And the guy just takes off.

Jerry Pancake: Wait, this happened where?

Josh Scramble: Right outside the Flamingo. Yeah, right. The Mini Mart.

Jerry Pancake: The Mini Mart.

Josh Scramble: And uh then the cops come and they're like well you're out of luck the guy's

Josh Scramble: gone like we can't give him a ticket now.

Jerry Pancake: Yeah i thought you said he gave him his information

Josh Scramble: He did but that's not how it works you have to have a police in order for your

Josh Scramble: insurance company to pay for it no,

Josh Scramble: in order for like your insurance or his insurance technically the guy that caused

Josh Scramble: it To cover it, you need to have a police report for the accident.

Jerry Pancake: Oh. Well, I mean, can't you just do a report? Oh, wait.

Josh Scramble: Both parties need to be there.

Jerry Pancake: It's scary. It's scary.

Josh Scramble: Unless you were hit. If they don't see the crime.

Jerry Pancake: There'll be no report.

Josh Scramble: So if you're not out in the middle of the street when there's a cop there.

Jerry Pancake: They'll give you a report, but you will never be able to find it.

Josh Scramble: And they'll be like, we'll never be able to solve this crime.

Josh Scramble: And you'll be like, well, the guy gave me all his information and he hit my car.

Jerry Pancake: I know who did it.

Josh Scramble: And they'll be like, well, we can't prove it. Sorry. Nothing we can do. Wow.

Josh Scramble: You have to, like, if you get murdered here, you better hope it's right in front

Josh Scramble: of a police officer. And even then. Because even then, you don't know.

Josh Scramble: Because they don't want to violate anyone's rights.

Jerry Pancake: Unless you're on an ATV. Or.

Josh Scramble: Yeah.

Jerry Pancake: What was the other thing? That guy on the bicycle that played the violin that

Jerry Pancake: got arrested for pot the other day or whatever.

Josh Scramble: What? There's a violin bicyclist?

Jerry Pancake: That's what we were told.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. I do remember that. Although I think I'll be funny. The insurance company

Josh Scramble: will be like, Your policy's under sugar tits And you're saying your name is

Josh Scramble: sticky tits Yeah we got a discrepancy No match Sorry.

Jerry Pancake: Well okay so

Jerry Pancake: handsome palooza beach box people dropped out of the music bingo because three days of heavy drinking

Josh Scramble: Yeah yeah i was sorry to them over there they're doing a great job they just

Josh Scramble: keep doing what you're doing over there because there's great feedback,

Josh Scramble: for me a little too far away um oh gosh if i can't get there on the golf cart

Josh Scramble: i don't want to get there on the golf cart legally.

Jerry Pancake: No one won though we didn't have a grand prize winner and

Josh Scramble: Then i just don't need another mandatory day during the week that i have to

Josh Scramble: go they just did a dance they just did live music for the first time the guy

Josh Scramble: was fantastic awesome well again too much entertainment i drove.

Jerry Pancake: By i didn't go in but i could hear the music very clearly from outside and it

Josh Scramble: Sounded great he was really really good It's good to have an alternative, for sure.

Josh Scramble: And the back looks really good. It's a very chill place to hang out.

Josh Scramble: The sticks. The sticks. That's a beach box. Not smoking?

Josh Scramble: I think you can smoke out there.

Jerry Pancake: I'm pretty sure you can.

Josh Scramble: There's Astro... You can smoke outside, not inside. Outside, yes, not inside.

Josh Scramble: Well, I mean, that's a big deal to some people. Okay. Yeah.

Josh Scramble: You cannot smoke inside, but there are... Because some people won't go there

Josh Scramble: because you can't smoke inside.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. Yeah. It's a barrier. Yes. Because what I learned this,

Josh Scramble: so this last time, this last mini Flamingo Fest, when was this? July 5th.

Josh Scramble: No, just this last week.

Jerry Pancake: Just the other day. Last Wednesday.

Josh Scramble: I wasn't there. Last Wednesday. Last Wednesday.

Josh Scramble: Um, so, uh, Jerry and Chad, Jerry Clemens, and then Chad, uh, Bacon Burton.

Josh Scramble: Um, and then, uh, uh, Zeke.

Josh Scramble: Kenny Kinsey, Nicole Jammer. Yeah. There was a bunch of Miller all-stars there.

Josh Scramble: Um, Jerry Clemens' daughter was there, although I didn't, she didn't sing or

Josh Scramble: anything, but Tracy Braun was there on the drums.

Josh Scramble: So it was a very, you know, there was a lot of people.

Josh Scramble: when we got there the whole like pen where you can you know get served outside

Josh Scramble: was full um and we never like got in there but that was also full.

Jerry Pancake: Day shift yeah

Josh Scramble: Also inside i walk inside because i could not get a drink outside like and i

Josh Scramble: walk inside to you know get us our drinks and,

Josh Scramble: every seat is full and I swear 80% of the people in there were smoking.

Josh Scramble: 80%. It had to be 80%.

Jerry Pancake: Well, that's why you go inside.

Josh Scramble: So you can smoke inside. So I don't know if it's like, I don't know what it

Josh Scramble: is about that because like I will have a cigarette from time to time.

Jerry Pancake: Maybe I just wanted to sit down.

Josh Scramble: And like even if you could smoke inside, I will not do it.

Jerry Pancake: Eat and smoke at the same time.

Josh Scramble: What is this? Yeah, I mean, you have to get a plate of perch and a smoke.

Josh Scramble: Give that perch and a smoke.

Jerry Pancake: Give that perch a cig.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, perch and a smoke, you know, like, I mean, I guess it goes hand in hand in hand.

Jerry Pancake: Definitely does.

Josh Scramble: Would you like your perch with a side of butter or Marlboro's?

Josh Scramble: I would take the Marlboro's. And they do have cigarettes you can buy there.

Josh Scramble: So even if you run out, sometimes you can get them there.

Jerry Pancake: Pretty, yeah, pretty expensive.

Josh Scramble: No smoked fish, though. You have to smoke yourself.

Jerry Pancake: Well, I mean, isn't it all smoked?

Josh Scramble: Smoked and fried at the same time.

Jerry Pancake: All right, where else were we?

Josh Scramble: Do we need to take a little bit of a break?

Jerry Pancake: Maybe.

Josh Scramble: All right. Well, maybe you should go take a little siesta and watch your Miller

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Jerry Pancake: Oh, I don't know what to do. I'm just trying to find Sex in the City and all

Jerry Pancake: these subscriptions. It just got me so confused.

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Jerry Pancake: I'm struggling with affordability like so many others.

Jerry Pancake: I'm just looking to find a reasonable oil change for my Tesla. Where does one go?

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Jerry Pancake: Oh, no. I just wanted to watch the bear. I don't even know what channel it's on.

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Josh Scramble: Time to revolve the field. Pancake and Scramble live at Flamingo.

Jen Pancake: I'm so glad you told us.

Josh Scramble: Our 8th and Jen Pancake and I are officially on overtime because we have now been here 8 hours.

Jen Pancake: Are you talking to yourself?

Josh Scramble: I'm recording. I never thought anybody could be as mean to me as some of you tonight.

Josh Scramble: Including you. Including, well...

Josh Scramble: Mike Hanson and Sandy have not been mean, and Ben is not mean.

Jen Pancake: Well, I've been mean?

Josh Scramble: Thank you. A little.

Jen Pancake: Thank you, Cherry. That's my whole point. Oh, Steve, you're wrong. Is to be mean to people.

Josh Scramble: What did I do to you? You said fuck off a couple times. Yeah.

Josh Scramble: When you say to leave, if I wanted to leave.

Jen Pancake: Did people leave? You scared of my fault my whole life.

Josh Scramble: I mean, I'm allowed to. I don't.

Jerry Pancake: It sounds like we're in prison.

Josh Scramble: Well, that was the end of the night there, right? That was the end of the marathon.

Jen Pancake: Yeah. So then we

Jerry Pancake: Had one more Handsome Palooza night, Mini Flamingo Fest, Beach Box Bingo,

Jerry Pancake: and then the Dansons left on opening night of Year in Town.

Jerry Pancake: So it was a very bittersweet, extreme highs and lows week.

Jerry Pancake: Fun times, but also sad times. But the countdown is on until the return of the

Jerry Pancake: Dancins. They'll be back shortly.

Jerry Pancake: But, yeah, we had another successful sold-out run.

Josh Scramble: Miller Community Theater is what we're talking about.

Jerry Pancake: Yeah, well, I mean, again, we just lost the whole month of July for the two

Jerry Pancake: weeks. Again, though, it was a blast. It was a wild ride.

Josh Scramble: I think the best best executed show you guys well have done it was very highly

Josh Scramble: coordinated i mean there's there was a 50 people in the thing or something crazy.

Jerry Pancake: So many people up on that stage it felt so yeah but i'm i go to all the shows

Jerry Pancake: and i know it seems kind of probably odd because no one else other than the

Jerry Pancake: people that are in the show and

Josh Scramble: They yeah they have to go but i actually.

Jerry Pancake: I actually enjoy it, and it does seem different every night.

Jerry Pancake: And this one in particular, you know, there's a lot going on up there.

Jerry Pancake: I was, like, concerned for our ADHD audience members who might not be able to

Jerry Pancake: handle that level of chaos up there.

Josh Scramble: Yeah, they're running around in the audience a bit.

Jerry Pancake: Yeah, they're everywhere all at once.

Josh Scramble: And they talk about pee a lot, which makes everyone have to pee even more.

Jerry Pancake: Not really bad. But it was, opening night was a little, well,

Jerry Pancake: no. I was there. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Jerry Pancake: How would you describe opening night?

Josh Scramble: Um...

Josh Scramble: You know, opening night.

Jerry Pancake: The opening night crowd is always.

Josh Scramble: They're fired up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a Friday in July. I mean, Jesus.

Jerry Pancake: Everybody's rip-roaring to go.

Josh Scramble: Everybody is getting their freak out. Everyone is primed, ready to go.

Josh Scramble: And it's all your supporters, so it's like all. It's like we have nothing going

Josh Scramble: on the rest of the year. And July is just the crown jewel of everything.

Jerry Pancake: People are probably angry that they have to go to the Gardner Center.

Josh Scramble: Except, yeah, except everyone like 20 minutes in is like, what are you guys doing after this?

Jerry Pancake: Yeah.

Josh Scramble: Right? Like, are you guys going to, are you going to the, are you going to the,

Josh Scramble: are you going to the beach box? Are you going to the bird?

Josh Scramble: Everyone has a post. Someone having people over?

Josh Scramble: Well, in that case, we had a, there was a after party that night.

Jerry Pancake: And I certainly come in to say, like, some people really probably enjoy it.

Jerry Pancake: But many people are probably wondering when the next drink is.

Josh Scramble: Yes. Yes. A lot of people were. There was a flask that was tossed across the stage.

Jerry Pancake: Flung across the stage. Yeah. Which prompted Marty to say what?

Josh Scramble: You should go to AA if you have to do that.

Jerry Pancake: But yeah. So that was a nice. Welcome to the jungle. A nice couple of weeks

Jerry Pancake: there. It's been a hard come down, of course.

Jerry Pancake: Yeah, we had the opening night party by Ginger. Do we give Ginger a name? I don't remember.

Josh Scramble: I don't know if we probably have. I really need to go back and listen to all

Josh Scramble: the shows and write down everyone's last name.

Jerry Pancake: I'm going to call her Ginger fucking legend because, I mean,

Jerry Pancake: the fact that she doesn't even have a house right now and continues to throw us this amazing party.

Josh Scramble: And her son's home.

Jerry Pancake: Well, but still, she didn't have to do that. And it was an epic gesture that we will never forget.

Jerry Pancake: But yeah, I know...

Jerry Pancake: um yeah it was just a good night although

Josh Scramble: I'm gonna call uh her son will western omelet and he was a gracious host and thank you for uh hosting.

Jerry Pancake: That you have a beautiful home

Josh Scramble: You do have a beautiful.

Jerry Pancake: Home so then uh yeah then we had to do it again the next night and then i had a nice long week and then

Jerry Pancake: Um, again, all five shows sold out. So another fun time at the Miller community theater.

Josh Scramble: So what is the next show?

Jerry Pancake: Yes. I should do that. Um, we hope in gravity, which I finally,

Jerry Pancake: uh, I'm so sorry to all the people that asked me what the show,

Jerry Pancake: the next show was about through the course of the last two weeks. And I said, I don't know.

Josh Scramble: It's a, yeah, it's about hope and gravity.

Jerry Pancake: So there's some sort of elevator accident. And then all of the characters' lives

Jerry Pancake: are somehow interwoven based on this tragic elevator accident.

Jerry Pancake: So it's comedy and drama, much like Almost Maine was a sweet tale.

Josh Scramble: I'm going to have to take your word for it on that one.

Jerry Pancake: But this one will go past, present, and future.

Josh Scramble: So there's going to be flashbacks, flash forwards. Yes. In an elevator.

Jerry Pancake: No, not in an elevator.

Josh Scramble: Oh, it's just about an elevator. Loving an elevator,

Josh Scramble: One of the worst written songs That's ever Both of us know it Jerry.

Jerry Pancake: Pancake told they were going to be made To drink urine at the

Josh Scramble: It wasn't going to be that Experience But other people On stage might drink piss.

Jerry Pancake: There's not going to be an elevator Or an elevator accident in the next

Josh Scramble: Show Or no elevator at all There are some people I've met in the neighborhood

Josh Scramble: that have the breath smell like they drink this.

Josh Scramble: What's Ryan's last name? So if it's gravity, though, is Isaac Newton.

Jerry Pancake: We need a Polish breakfast.

Josh Scramble: Ryan Kielbasa. Kielbasa.

Jerry Pancake: Either way, we'll see if Ryan can build us an elevator, and then we will have an elevator.

Josh Scramble: Hmm. Okay. All right. Well, so, Oh, no.

Jerry Pancake: The two weekends before Thanksgiving auditions though, if any of our listeners

Jerry Pancake: are looking to get into the acting game, which I highly recommend because it's a jolt of adrenaline.

Jerry Pancake: Um, and you know, if you haven't had one in a while, it feels good. I promise.

Jerry Pancake: Um, it is auditions are September 26th and 27th at the Gardner center. Two o'clock.

Josh Scramble: 26th and 27th of. September I'm sorry I don't know if you said that or not I might.

Jerry Pancake: Have I don't remember

Josh Scramble: So the show is the two weekends before Thanksgiving? Yes Well Thanksgiving's

Josh Scramble: gonna be packed because then it's the first before Thanksgiving is the Miller

Josh Scramble: Community Theater Hope and Gravity and then Black Friday,

Josh Scramble: is our third trivia night so just Oh yeah The food game will be taking place

Josh Scramble: once again The blackest Friday Yeah So we.

Jerry Pancake: Get to make it to this one I think we had to miss the last one that was sad

Jerry Pancake: The food episode is always

Josh Scramble: Exquisite So just a heads up We just finalized our schedule Unquestionably better

Josh Scramble: Unquestionably better You fucking ain't right it is Um,

Josh Scramble: Yeah, so keep an eye out. We will be announcing that we have our Facebook page,

Josh Scramble: but I also will be creating an Instagram page. This is exciting news.

Josh Scramble: And a YouTube page, so I'm hoping to be able to recap and announce things better

Josh Scramble: for those of you who hate Facebook.

Jerry Pancake: It'll be like a news broadcast only trivia reporting.

Josh Scramble: Are you going to do a custom Nextdoor page?

Josh Scramble: I don't know if I want to go that far. No, no, that's good. Stay away from that.

Josh Scramble: Like a Nextdoor subreddit? Yeah, I don't know, whatever, substack or whatever.

Jerry Pancake: Like, I really didn't know that Nextdoor could get worse than it is, but it's so much worse.

Josh Scramble: It's gotten pretty bad. No matter what you are, you could always get worse.

Jerry Pancake: They're doing ads and comments now.

Josh Scramble: But yes, yeah, but keep an eye out on announcements. Well, if anybody needs

Josh Scramble: a walk-in shower built, you can find that on the Nextdoor.

Josh Scramble: It'll be some contractor that just advertises. But if you need a t-shirt,

Josh Scramble: SoCoolShirts.com would be your source for all Miller.

Josh Scramble: And we do have shirts that say Gary, Indiana on it for anybody that is interested in those.

Jerry Pancake: And also, if you would like to design a shirt, please

Josh Scramble: Reach out to.

Jerry Pancake: Us and get in touch with us.

Josh Scramble: Just fill out the contact info.

Jerry Pancake: We are looking for designs of all kinds.

Josh Scramble: We'll give you some money for doing it.

Jerry Pancake: If you would like a Gary shirt rather than all the Miller swag that we have,

Jerry Pancake: which I totally understand.

Josh Scramble: I don't. I'm not part of Gary. I'm part of Miller.

Jerry Pancake: All right. All right.

Josh Scramble: Miller first. Speaking of design. Pancake is the Miller first guy.

Jerry Pancake: We have limited Gary merch, but we are looking to expand our line of Gary merch.

Jerry Pancake: So please submit your designs. We'll be happy to make a shirt out of it.

Josh Scramble: That should actually light a fire under my ass because I've been teasing this

Josh Scramble: for a while. But if I actually send Jerry the files, there will be a new scramble

Josh Scramble: line of shirts on the So Cool Shirts.

Jerry Pancake: It's going to be amazing.

Josh Scramble: Yeah. I can't wait to see it. With things that Scramble likes to say and catchphrases.

Jerry Pancake: You can get an unquestionably better hoodie, maybe.

Josh Scramble: There's going to be a trivia section of that, too. Yes.

Jerry Pancake: Yes.

Josh Scramble: We love you guys. Have a great... We'll be back soon. We'll be back soon. Head to the golf outing.

Josh Scramble: Our golf outing that we're going on.

Jerry Pancake: We can do it before that.

Josh Scramble: Well, we got one before that, but we have stuff coming up. So we have recaps

Josh Scramble: and new news and all kinds of stuff. But stay tuned.

Josh Scramble: Here We Whole Again is not going to be the only show you can listen to in the

Josh Scramble: next one. No. We're going to do it.

Jerry Pancake: Listen to you get your garden tips, but come on back.

Josh Scramble: For just the tips. For just the tips. Listen again and I'll buy you a begonia.

Jerry Pancake: There we go.

Jerry Pancake: You're still here?

Jerry Pancake: It's over.

Jerry Pancake: Go home. Go!