Advent 2025 E13 - This Playlist Could Cause a 72 Hour Hold...

A micro-dose of smart-ass notes To listen while it snows,

December 13th. So, Christmas music. Fans, not fans?

I'm not a fan of Christmas, period, so this should be great.

There are definitely Christmas songs that I hate. Like, the hippopotamus for

Christmas. Oh my god, that's my favorite one. I fucking hate that song.

Who wouldn't want a hippopotamus in their house?

I know some people who have hippopotamuses in their house, but that's just me being an asshole.

No, like real. I love that. and Dominic the donkey are my two because I like animals.

Alright, so you actually do like Christmas music is what you're saying. A couple of them.

There's a couple that I don't like. What's the other? Scramble, what do you got?

Oh, there's a list. There's a list. There's so many bad ones.

I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.

Definitely a fan. Most hated favorite.

I saw Santa boning your mom in the middle of the night. We could change the

words around. It's crazy. It might be.

In that Baby, It's Cold Outside, that's like a rape. What? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, a lot of rapey. Some, they don't sing it anymore because people have been

way too sensitive. Because I don't think it's that bad.

What the fuck is Deck the Halls about with Bows of Holly? Yeah,

no one uses Holly anymore for shit.

It sounds very formal, too. It's like opera.

I don't have a hall. What hall are we going to deck in here?

Is this because we're not fans of jesus that we don't like christmas music,

christmas has about as much to do with did he make any songs because i don't

know that he's an artist i shouldn't say that i'm not a fan i'm not a fan or

not a fan it would have been hard for him to make a christmas song he was a

tiny baby and he just happened to be born on christmas,

Which is fucking ironic. Even though they moved the holiday back in the day,

but we won't talk about that. Oh, we did talk about that.

Away in a manger. No crib for a bed.

Fuck. Is that a song? Yes, it is. Did they have cribs back then?

Who the fuck had a crib? No, not any kid. I'm pretty sure they didn't know he was coming.

Unplanned. Three wise men came up. They knew, but the parents didn't.

Right, right, right, right, right. She didn't look like she was expecting it all. Was it a bathtub?

A water birth. All I can say is due to recent news, good thing she didn't go

to that hospital in Crown Point.

Yeah, she would have been jolly well- Turned away. Turned away.

Well, it's the same thing that happened in the first one. Yeah,

it is. It is. They were like, no room at the inn.

You got to stay with the fucking camels. Go hang out with Dominic the Darnkey. Get out of here, poor.

Oh, you're not married? Bastard Jesus.

So do you have like a good, do you have a good like caroling song story or like

favorite memory of Christmas songs?

I do, but I can't tell that right now.

We have to save that one for later in the advent calendar. I don't have,

well, we're here. I mean, it's,

apropos. I'm not sure I ever caroled in my life until I moved to Miller.

People really dig it here. People love the holidays in Miller.

Oh my god. Every holiday. Out of their minds. It's Flag Day, yeah!

Another reason to have a party. Let's go. They don't do Flag Day like Three

Oaks, Michigan, where I used to live.

They did the biggest Flag Day parade in the country, which is not hard because

no one has a fucking Flag Day parade.

But isn't that like having a giant ball of twine kind of record a couple of

my friends you know what you could do jerry got divorced twice because of flag

and then they remarried twice,

um so it was a lot tensions run high during christmas too and that's why the

music doesn't help no not at all that's why suicide rates go up at christmas

just because of the music,

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