Miller Morning Madhouse S2E9: Miller All Stars...
It's your boys. Pancake and Scramble live at the, Miller Community Fund All Star events. Starting to fill up. Pancake, your thoughts on the evening.
Jerry Pancake:I'm really not excited to be here, but we'll hear here to support
Jen Pancake:my friend. Excited to be anywhere.
Jerry Pancake:Scramble and my lovely wife, Jenny Pancake. Jerry is never excited
Josh Scramble:Jerry never excited to be anywhere in all for sure. While home. It's your boys, Pancake and Scramble live from New York Community Fund All Stars.
Jen Pancake:So we went oh, we gotta do another song. Never mind.
Jerry Pancake:Can't talk.
Jerry Pancake:Audio breakfast with your favorite guys.
Jerry Pancake:Alright. Good morning, Miller Beach. You are tuned in to the Miller Motte Man House broadcasting live from a freshly remodeled pancake house courtesy of Leslie Lattes, Jen Danson, and Sandy Strawberry Shortcake. Fantastic job, ladies.
Jen Pancake:Love it. Love it. We'll get to that. We got a lot.
Jerry Pancake:Our episode, if I would stop getting interrupted today, is sponsored by So Cool Shirts. If you need a shirt, go to socoolshirts.com. They have them. And all in jest trivia, hosted by my man Joshua Scramble.
Jen Pancake:As always, a jester.
Jerry Pancake:And the jester of trivia.
Jen Pancake:We found his new the his new
Jerry Pancake:Theme song there. Yeah. And, we have a Miller Community Theater production to announce.
Jen Pancake:Yes. Coming up.
Jerry Pancake:Coming up
Jen Pancake:of Almost Maine, directed by Rebecca Frittata. Very exciting. We just posted a bio with one of our cast members. Check it out. Tickets go tickets are have been on sale.
Jen Pancake:They're steadily selling.
Jerry Pancake:What are the dates there for
Jen Pancake:fourteenth is the opening night. That's what I know. Fifteenth then.
Josh Scramble:Yes. Correct.
Jen Pancake:And then the second weekend
Josh Scramble:Is the twenty first, twenty second with a twenty third afternoon matinee.
Jen Pancake:Scramble always got my back.
Jerry Pancake:Let's see if she knows the dates to her own play. I mean, it's dotcom.
Jen Pancake:Not always easy to remember numbers.
Jerry Pancake:Nope. Or letters.
Jen Pancake:Or letters or anything
Josh Scramble:Yeah.
Jen Pancake:These days.
Jerry Pancake:I get it. I'm in I'm in there in the crisis mode.
Josh Scramble:Aren't we all?
Jerry Pancake:So this episode, we're gonna talk about a a co like a million
Jen Pancake:much to talk about.
Jerry Pancake:We got Miller All Stars. We got the thriller in Miller.
Jen Pancake:It's been a long couple of weeks.
Jerry Pancake:We had another trivia night.
Josh Scramble:It's been two weeks. It's been
Jen Pancake:two weeks. It
Jerry Pancake:seems like it's been an
Josh Scramble:eternity. Eternity.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. Because we the last episode we released, like, the day after we recorded it, and it was October 8. And now it's just the October.
Jen Pancake:It's almost November.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. That
Jerry Pancake:sucks. But, like, all
Josh Scramble:this happened literally in the past two weeks. So it's insane.
Jen Pancake:All starting with well, so we we recorded, and then we had our all star event.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Which is a We talked about a little bit last episode.
Jen Pancake:That was the opening clip if you caught that in the beginning. Jerry Pancake, not excited to be there.
Jerry Pancake:It was, boring, kinda. I mean, I was happy for you and you, Josh, but I mean, like
Jen Pancake:Haters gonna hate.
Josh Scramble:Like, it's it's just like
Jerry Pancake:the atmosphere. They should have, like, music and, like, play the theme song
Jen Pancake:or something
Josh Scramble:for you guys.
Jen Pancake:They're all just trying to get Part
Josh Scramble:of was
Jerry Pancake:values sucked. Part of me
Josh Scramble:was just like, maybe I should put on some music, and a part of me is like, no. I'm not doing shit at this thing. I'm being honored. I'm not running honored.
Jen Pancake:It's not your thing. You don't have to make sure the pizza's being served or any of that or the cake. Which, by the way, I took home two almost full sheet cakes in hindsight, maybe not the best idea.
Josh Scramble:I wish you would've
Jerry Pancake:told me. That was dumb.
Josh Scramble:I because I didn't get any cake. Well, I didn't I wasn't looking for cake either.
Jen Pancake:Oh, well, you should've just just came in the pancake house, Saturday night. You could've taken one home with you.
Josh Scramble:I was run I was running AV that night because it was your birthday, but, yeah, we'll get to that too.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Yeah. There was a lot
Josh Scramble:of shit going on, people.
Jen Pancake:Yep. Lot of shit. Well, so I don't know. I yes. For pancake, maybe boring, but, I mean, it was quick.
Jen Pancake:They move it right along. I appreciate that. It didn't drag on.
Josh Scramble:Most of the room had to get to bed early because, I mean, you I know. They were handing out AARP cards at that time.
Jerry Pancake:That place was wild.
Jen Pancake:All they wanna do is get out and get it over with and get out of there.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. That's all that's pretty much my life now.
Josh Scramble:Out of there.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Let's get it over with, I can go home and
Josh Scramble:It was a very nice time. Was a very nice story. It
Jen Pancake:It was was very nice to be honored. Very nice.
Josh Scramble:And I mean, we are now bringing down the average age of the honorees as well. I think I'm the second youngest. You're you gotta be close to third or fourth.
Jen Pancake:Close to to third, maybe. I don't know. I didn't realize that was a thing, but, if I think about it, then yes, you are correct. But, yeah. But in a category with, the other honorees was just, nice to be in the same category with them Yep.
Jen Pancake:I think. Yeah. That
Josh Scramble:was that was a nice ceremony.
Jen Pancake:Great community members.
Jerry Pancake:Fabulous accomplishment. Yeah. Yeah. You've got a hat.
Jerry Pancake:Nice hat.
Jen Pancake:Scramble had a very nice speech.
Josh Scramble:I've still yet to listen to it.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. I know. I wanna listen to my
Josh Scramble:Someone recorded both of them. We should,
Jerry Pancake:release yours. Is a very mothy type story.
Josh Scramble:No. I thought it was great. I thought was
Jerry Pancake:great. About peeing your pants.
Jen Pancake:Thought but his was good too.
Josh Scramble:I thought, like, I thought I was gonna have the speech and then I'm like, you're gonna let me go first. Like, alright. I'm salting the earth with everyone behind me and then miss pancake comes up and tells the story about her pissing herself. Completely blows me out of the water.
Jerry Pancake:The only thing that could have usurped that would have been if she if someone came up and said they shit themselves while they were picking up trash. Well, I got one. Yeah. I shit myself.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. That's one of
Jerry Pancake:the other eye on side. Yeah.
Josh Scramble:They were full deuced while pulling
Jerry Pancake:weeds. On Lake Street, and I kept going because why not?
Josh Scramble:When you're when you're dedicated to cleaning up this neighborhood I was already there. Yourself.
Jerry Pancake:It's not like I couldn't like, I'm gonna go home and clean myself up. I already had a bunch of ticks on me, shit myself.
Jen Pancake:Did anyone oh, wait. No. I got applause when I said I just kept going and picking up garbage.
Jerry Pancake:You did. You just did kept keep going.
Josh Scramble:Through the whole thing. Like
Jerry Pancake:People like a good piss yourself story.
Jen Pancake:You got heckled by Brad and Chrissy and and myself with our shirts, But, I thought your speech was also very, very good.
Josh Scramble:If I don't remember you heckling me, but if you were, I
Jen Pancake:just went straight through it. You know?
Josh Scramble:Yeah. You
Jen Pancake:did. You plowed straight through it. It was very impressive.
Jerry Pancake:The sound system there is very loud now, so you can hear everybody.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Don't have to worry about who's
Jerry Pancake:Except for all the people. You can also hear all the people coughing. Because I've I noticed that a lot everyone there that spoke except for you two was wildly, like, they were choking on something the whole time, like, up there with, like, 16 waters.
Josh Scramble:Like, oh, no.
Jen Pancake:It's dry in there. Maybe it's dry there. I don't know.
Jerry Pancake:Or old. Maybe when you get old, you're just It
Jerry Pancake:constantly errored.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. It's like, I don't wanna I don't wanna drink water because then I'm gonna have to pee 20 times.
Josh Scramble:That's a valid thought. Who knows?
Jen Pancake:Or just once on yourself. So, yeah, that but that was that was a a very nice event. We got a clip there. What happened? Oh, we so we we we oh, I gave you my shirt that I made.
Josh Scramble:That's you didn't wear yours. Yes.
Jerry Pancake:Brought So cool shirts made it.
Jen Pancake:What do you mean? Well, we so we that night, we did it. But then the next day, yeah, I was supposed to wear it to golf, but
Josh Scramble:Didn't do that.
Jen Pancake:I didn't do that.
Josh Scramble:I've worn I've now attempted I wore almost wore it twice. Definitely wore it once, and I've yet to see you in your shirt.
Jerry Pancake:I know. They do have a Miller morning madhouse logo on them as well.
Jen Pancake:Oh, yeah.
Josh Scramble:They did all the logos.
Jerry Pancake:Bunch of logos. We made them look like Every logo. Like it's a soccer team.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. It was
Jen Pancake:it was just for fun, and it was It will get worn again.
Jerry Pancake:Don't worry. Swears on them too. Swear words.
Josh Scramble:Which was awesome.
Jen Pancake:So many swears. Like,
Josh Scramble:any shirt that says fuck on it is already Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, half of it.
Jen Pancake:By the time I really sat down to do anything, it was go time. Like, we had to get them ordered then. So there was no time for me to edit and think about No.
Josh Scramble:It was perfect. That was I saw it, I'm like, perfect. 10 out of 10.
Jen Pancake:It's a good one. But, yeah, I did not wear I failed to wear it to the golf outing, which I think I brought it though, in case you had shirts on and then I did bring it too.
Josh Scramble:And you just think
Jen Pancake:wore it. You wore it. Right?
Josh Scramble:I wore it and then changed because I had a feeling you might not wear yours. Yeah.
Jen Pancake:Well, I was at that point, I was under the impression that we were gonna win the golf outing because it was my birthday.
Josh Scramble:I was I was very confident we were gonna have a good shot. Oh, that's right.
Jerry Pancake:It's always So There's always a cheater.
Josh Scramble:So then I wanted
Jen Pancake:it like, I didn't want it to be about the shirts. I wanted us to be comfortable so we could golf better. Like, that was my Looking back,
Josh Scramble:they should've just won the shirt.
Jen Pancake:I know. Right? I know. Well, I mean, I didn't know. I didn't know
Jerry Pancake:we were gonna play like this.
Jen Pancake:We even went to bed early thinking that that
Josh Scramble:was gonna
Jerry Pancake:It was gonna help. So yeah. Like We did not win. There's We did not win. I didn't
Jen Pancake:have this scratcher thing.
Josh Scramble:People are cheating.
Jerry Pancake:Like, people are cheating. We know you're cheating because so if you you're nine under and that's the first time you've played golf all year and it's fucking October Also you're cheating.
Josh Scramble:I wanna say the league champion at that course when they won was four or five under.
Jen Pancake:Oh, see? Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:Okay. So, yeah, that so nine under one and it's like half the guys, like, are wearing jeans.
Josh Scramble:We need to get
Jerry Pancake:Like, on the golf course, there is like a handful of guys just in jeans and they're like eight under par. What the fuck off? You're you're wearing jeans?
Jen Pancake:We need we need referees.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Like so Umpires on the My like, I I don't know where I read this, but like someone like fucking Lyndon Johnson or like some Teddy Roosevelt or some shit said, anyone that cheats at golf is a bad person. So I'm going by that. Like, it's they said it's, like, the ultimate judge of character because, like, it's your like, it's you can cheat and get away with that.
Jen Pancake:You'll cheat at probably You'll cheat at anything. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:So our friend like that.
Josh Scramble:Our friend Ray Ranchero says he loves the golf or sport of golf because it's the only sport where you can penalize yourself. So it kind of speaks to that. But, if you have to cheat at golf,
Jen Pancake:You got some
Jerry Pancake:Especially in just this codunk, like, it's a charity tournament.
Josh Scramble:It's not like we're playing at Pebble Beach. Like, dude, just calm the fuck down. It's Duck Creek. Like
Jen Pancake:I've never I don't know. Again, like, I don't know. I don't understand.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, maybe they maybe there were some great golfers, but like
Jen Pancake:This is how I feel about it. What's the point of playing if you can just cheat and have and be really good at it? What's the point?
Josh Scramble:Just I'd rather cheat on my taxes
Jerry Pancake:if I'm gonna go there. I mean yeah. I'm not paying any taxes anytime.
Josh Scramble:If you get
Jerry Pancake:a good score
Jen Pancake:Legitimately, there's it feels really, really good. But if you just say you got a good score, then what does that feel like? Hitting probably nothing like what's in their soul. Hitting a good
Josh Scramble:shot. Just like so when we were going, I was feeling really good about it. Like that's that's
Jen Pancake:we're going to win.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Second hole.
Jen Pancake:We got Mike Danson.
Josh Scramble:That par five, you hit a good drive. Oh, did I?
Jen Pancake:And I
Josh Scramble:hit from there, and then I hit that monster second shot. It was like, we were primed to set up like, this is gonna be a good day. Yeah. And that was like, the highlight of the day because we couldn't do shit after
Jen Pancake:that. It was pretty bad. Pretty epically bad, actually, I would
Josh Scramble:say. But Shame.
Jen Pancake:It was still a fun day,
Jerry Pancake:Portage baseball, give to them. You can give to them anytime. Even if you're cheating on golf, you can write yourself a donation.
Jen Pancake:Especially give to them
Jerry Pancake:if you're cheating on cheated and won and you know who you are, you should write a big check and whatever you won, you should give that money right back.
Josh Scramble:But a good shout out to Shane. He runs a very good
Jen Pancake:Oh, yeah.
Jerry Pancake:Good event. It's very well organized. We were in and out of there very quickly.
Josh Scramble:Those HLAs could pick up a few hints from that.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, you don't need to have strippers showing their tits at every hole.
Jen Pancake:Alright.
Jerry Pancake:Sorry for the
Jen Pancake:after the Audi hole. We raced back to the Pancake Park. Oh, Pancake Park. Oops.
Josh Scramble:The International House of Pancake. You
Jerry Pancake:know? Anyway.
Jen Pancake:My my golf cart scavenger hunt was an epic fail even though I tried to the very end.
Jerry Pancake:But once again, up. She wouldn't give
Jen Pancake:it up. From the outing, I was just like, well, I can either lay down here for
Josh Scramble:a while.
Jen Pancake:Or I can do a golf cart scavenger hunt.
Jerry Pancake:Scramble and I set up the movie night.
Jen Pancake:For me, laying down for one hour is equivalent to a nap of fifteen
Jerry Pancake:minutes. What I'm gonna say about what had happened over your birthday weekend.
Jen Pancake:Oh, no.
Jerry Pancake:That was dumb. It was dumb to schedule all of these things. They were back to back to back. So we had the Miller All Stars on Friday.
Jen Pancake:Was gonna get it.
Jerry Pancake:We had the golf outing Saturday morning. Then we had this golf cart scavenger hunt movie night, Saturday night, and then we had to leave for Cabo Sunday morning at five in the morning.
Jen Pancake:It was a it was a marathon.
Jerry Pancake:Cakes everywhere, the fucking house. Cakes everywhere. Kept giving those those fucking cakes back. Oh, you could use it for Jen's birthday, and then nobody ate fucking cake at the fucking place, and I'm throwing those like, I had to use the neighbor's trash. So I hope I didn't not on video.
Josh Scramble:You shoulda hit someone in the face with it. It's
Jen Pancake:like Well, people told me they were gonna take
Josh Scramble:the You should take the
Jerry Pancake:cake and get all the pizzas. And then we had 16 pizzas from the All Stars. Wait. And we're leaving at five in the morning. Garbages are full of everything.
Jerry Pancake:Like, they're just full.
Jen Pancake:The cake is like
Jerry Pancake:It was a Costco.
Jen Pancake:Like, it wasn't even
Jerry Pancake:like Like, people didn't even try to cut it. They just dug it out with a spoon. Yeah. Or their bare hands like fucking raccoons.
Josh Scramble:I took it I took
Jen Pancake:it to Brad and Chrissy's and
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. And then they instead of just disposing, I'm gonna call them out. You guys should have thrown those away. That afternoon, as we're getting ready for
Josh Scramble:this, drop them off. Like,
Jerry Pancake:here's your fucking cakes. I don't want those. That's why we brought them to your house so you guys could throw them in your garbage. Delicious cakes, but
Jerry Pancake:with way too much.
Jen Pancake:Oh my gosh. That was so funny.
Josh Scramble:So much cake.
Jerry Pancake:My god. Cakes everywhere.
Jen Pancake:Excited to lose one of them. And then when I
Jerry Pancake:Everyone's like, let them eat cake again. Again. Oh, no. You want cake for your birthday, don't you? Fuck off.
Jerry Pancake:No.
Jen Pancake:I said, sure. I'll take that cake.
Josh Scramble:Of course.
Jerry Pancake:I know. You want the chocolate and
Josh Scramble:the the white cake? Yep.
Jerry Pancake:Yep. Both.
Josh Scramble:I didn't even like, had I known there was white cake, I would totally would have had some watching Dazed and Confused.
Jen Pancake:So that was the thing. Like, we could have wait. Like, Elizabeth tried. Like, she came in and she's like, here, let's just make it look like it's a normal cake. So she was gonna like, she cut off
Josh Scramble:Like cut off the edge. She cut off the karate chopped edge.
Jen Pancake:And then we were gonna try and put it on one, like, just in one box. So it wasn't like two
Josh Scramble:separate bowl she can. So like you took two half butcher cakes and made them into one Yes. Normal looking ish
Jen Pancake:we tried to do, but it was two.
Josh Scramble:You didn't have a spatula big enough? It was too hard.
Jerry Pancake:It it that night, I can't tell you. It was a good thing I got that b twelve shot, like, right around seven. Because that night, scramble
Jen Pancake:clip of that.
Jerry Pancake:Is over
Jen Pancake:clip of that one.
Jerry Pancake:And and we blow up so thank you to the, I don't know what we're gonna call them, but What's great night? Jeff and Meg.
Josh Scramble:This is a great night.
Jerry Pancake:Don't know what their breakfast name is. But like, they lend that screen.
Josh Scramble:The inflatable 24
Jerry Pancake:And it's bigger than our house.
Jen Pancake:It was massive. It was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. I was so excited.
Josh Scramble:For anyone who hasn't seen one of these, like, just watching it in flight is hilarious.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. It's like, oh my god. We could have a full drive in movie here. Like like, people could see it for miles.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Like Charge money. Immediately after the golf outing, I come over and I start setting this thing up, and I just can't help but laugh as this thing inflates because it's just ridiculous.
Jen Pancake:It's a bounce house.
Josh Scramble:And then I then I start worrying, like, logistically, like, this might not work, but, like, it all came together.
Jerry Pancake:It did. It was phenomenal. People came, and then they actually left, which is very rare.
Josh Scramble:We nuts. That we had a hard a hard end of the night. And shockingly night.
Jerry Pancake:That movie was over and people jetted out of here.
Josh Scramble:I was They
Jerry Pancake:didn't take those fucking cakes, though. Those cakes were still there in the morning. I woke up at four in the morning. Raccoons. The first thing no.
Jerry Pancake:The first thing I had to do is take those cakes outside, fucking throw them in the neighbor's trash because our trash was full
Josh Scramble:of trash.
Jen Pancake:The reason why
Josh Scramble:is because we needed You could've dropped it in the porta potty. Oh, forgot we had a porta potty. We did. We did.
Jerry Pancake:Well, we probably had Did you put a
Josh Scramble:little light in it?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I did.
Jen Pancake:Oh, man. It was it was such a
Josh Scramble:mad dash. 60
Jerry Pancake:or 70 people here.
Josh Scramble:My guess.
Jen Pancake:We decided
Jerry Pancake:Including the children.
Jen Pancake:Movie night the last time we recorded. So what day was that scramble?
Josh Scramble:The last time we recorded?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Again, all these things are
Jen Pancake:that night.
Jerry Pancake:Awesome in themselves. But when they're running back to back to back to back.
Josh Scramble:Over two weeks ago. Yeah. Like, it's
Jen Pancake:saying that.
Josh Scramble:It's I looked it up, and I couldn't believe it.
Jen Pancake:I think it was so it was Tuesday.
Josh Scramble:Yes.
Jen Pancake:So eight, nine. And then it was the it was Tuesday of the outing, so we didn't have much time at all figure
Josh Scramble:any of went home that night and tested stuff.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. We didn't do a Facebook invite because
Jen Pancake:No. I mean, it was there was no
Jerry Pancake:time. There
Jen Pancake:was no time, and I was still dead set on the golf cart scavenger hunt that never
Jerry Pancake:came in. I just hope I never hear that again. You will. Like, you're gonna have to have Ginger organize it and do it. She will handle that because you were it's it was too much.
Jen Pancake:Well, now that we know that the movie night successfully works, we'll be less stressed about that. Right?
Jerry Pancake:I don't wanna do both, but it's your birthday.
Jen Pancake:That's right. Whatever. You don't get to say.
Josh Scramble:We have a whole
Jerry Pancake:On my birthday, I just go to Applebee's.
Josh Scramble:That's all
Jen Pancake:I do. No. That's what you Well, That's what you like.
Jerry Pancake:Well, it's better. I don't have to do shit. They give me the food and beer. Maybe I'll, like, do a little edible or
Jen Pancake:something. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:Let's listen to a clip or two from
Josh Scramble:Let's see. So we talked about
Jen Pancake:the All Stars. We talked about the golf
Jerry Pancake:outing. I
Jen Pancake:think I No. You just put your Oh. Oh, no. I do have a
Josh Scramble:clip from the golf outing. Yeah. I got something from the golf outing. I think this is you talking about needing your b 12 show. Hang on.
Jerry Pancake:Okay.
Josh Scramble:Gotta do a scribble here at Memorial Morning Man House live with the organizer of the Portage Baseball outing, Shane France. Shane, how are doing today?
Jen Pancake:Great day. Good people. Good weather. We're we're ready to go.
Josh Scramble:I don't know about this people thing. Half of us kinda suck here, but
Jen Pancake:Organized golf outing you'll ever attend.
Josh Scramble:Jose Chili Kayleigh's could buy a clue from this.
Jen Pancake:I like Shane Perogia is gonna come.
Josh Scramble:You could eat perogies for breakfast.
Jen Pancake:Exactly.
Josh Scramble:I think this is you, sorry, talking about your, b 12. Or just not that's just the no. Nope. Not quite. We have a laugh here from the fairway in seventeen.
Josh Scramble:You ever say there's a fucking game of golf because it's piece of shit? They got that titty t, though. Oh, no. Titty t. Jerry, how are you?
Jerry Pancake:I'm having I'm kinda jonesing right now for the beach well. I'll tell you what.
Josh Scramble:So you were so worried about taking that fucking b twelve shot. It was hilarious.
Jerry Pancake:So I will tell you this is it is I had Jen pancake give me a shot today. It is very it it's life changing, really.
Josh Scramble:Is it?
Jerry Pancake:At least for a few days. Well, I'm like, I get a few good days now a week, so I'm gonna have to pry up the dose. Like, I'm like, I'm addicted to it maybe.
Jen Pancake:I don't know if that makes a difference.
Jerry Pancake:So if they could do, like, a bit like, two milliliters or whatever.
Jen Pancake:He's still taking the same amount of naps.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, but they're quality. Then I'm then I'm getting like, I did the yard the other day.
Jen Pancake:I well.
Jerry Pancake:And you were like, did you get your mojo back? And I'm like,
Josh Scramble:maybe you take
Jerry Pancake:yes. Today, I was
Josh Scramble:like, conjunction with, like, the vitamin b twelve? So you take
Jerry Pancake:I don't know. I could do both.
Jen Pancake:Try. Not gonna try a scramble. That's not what the doctor said.
Jerry Pancake:But, no.
Jen Pancake:It You wouldn't wanna take
Jerry Pancake:any shots. Just be mental too. Like, I'm getting a shot of vitamins, and so I automatically think I have energy too.
Jen Pancake:It's definitely mental.
Jerry Pancake:Could be anything.
Josh Scramble:But sugar water.
Jerry Pancake:Not But I wanted it because we were doing
Jen Pancake:taking the energy.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. We were doing all that stuff, and then we had to, you know, get this Uber.
Jen Pancake:Very stressful couple days for pancake.
Jerry Pancake:So we're traveling with other friends.
Jen Pancake:Strike me at any point. Oh, he might have on the plane when he realized that we were not sitting together.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Our travel was not arranged by me this time, which usually it is. And I I will freely pay. I if I have to pay for this plane ticket over eighteen months long as we have to as long as we can sit together.
Josh Scramble:You'll you'll affirm your Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:I'll I'll pay I'll do like a car financing. Like, okay. That's gonna be sixty months for your seat on a plane. So I can be next to Jen Pancake and also
Josh Scramble:Not next to some stranger.
Jerry Pancake:In an aisle or a window. I don't care. Either one.
Jen Pancake:It's just in case
Jerry Pancake:So I got sat in the middle of a gay couple, which nothing against any couple, but it was weird that they did not want to sit So they are passing stuff over me.
Josh Scramble:No. No. No. No. No.
Josh Scramble:No.
Jerry Pancake:And they're both using both armrests, and I'm fucking mad, and I'm gonna this is a public service announcement. You get one.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. One. That's You get one. And here's and here's how I view it. To the left.
Josh Scramble:Yes. Because at the window, you could lean against the wall.
Jerry Pancake:You can lean against the wall.
Josh Scramble:The other two, you get Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. You get the left side. That's
Jen Pancake:it. I just thought this is insane.
Jerry Pancake:And they were little guys too. They weren't like me. So did you just Like a big guy.
Josh Scramble:At one point, I would have just been like, hey, do you want me to swap seats with one of you?
Jerry Pancake:No. The one guy barely would get up for me to go to the toilet because he was so afraid of flying. Oh. And the other guy was like, that's why I don't wanna sit next to you. And I'm like, in the middle.
Jen Pancake:Oh, jeez.
Josh Scramble:He didn't wanna sit next
Jerry Pancake:to He wanted to pay a million dollars to not sit in a middle seat. I don't care.
Jen Pancake:Now it's priced per seat.
Josh Scramble:Can I make mad? Can I make a guess that he wanted to sit in the aisle in case, like, there was a crash he could get off?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. He's gonna fucking run over everyone, including the children and the old people doing 900 miles an
Josh Scramble:hour hits the ground. He's gonna be You're gonna be dead.
Jerry Pancake:I I watched
Jen Pancake:It goes middle seat is the least expensive. You should've watched four more minutes. Is next expensive, and then aisle seat is most expensive. And that's not even in an emergency row. The the the seats are now three separate prices.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Yeah. Every seat has its own price.
Jen Pancake:That's fucking bullshit. I'm so tired of it. Just make
Jerry Pancake:it one fucking price. Yeah.
Jen Pancake:Charge one price, and that's it. That's what I wanna pay. I don't wanna fucking just be scammed
Jerry Pancake:over and over again on Or just make the middle seat a little bit wider than the other two seats. That's really all you have to do.
Josh Scramble:They're not
Jerry Pancake:gonna that. Two inches wider
Josh Scramble:They're not gonna do that. No. Because they're
Jen Pancake:fucking assholes. And No one cares.
Jerry Pancake:Like, the airline industry, they probably made, like they make, like, $300 on each flight. They make nothing. Like, it's it's it's really if you look into it, like, all the shit that they have to cut
Josh Scramble:It's all the fees and shit they're making the money on.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. All of that is what and the premium seats and
Josh Scramble:The actual flight itself.
Jerry Pancake:They just figured out again how to make the experience
Jen Pancake:I'm a
Josh Scramble:Horrible. I'm just fucking stupid. In the sky.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Oh, it's worse than a bus. I've been on Greyhound buses that are way better, way more comfortable.
Jen Pancake:I mean, United is supposed to be, like, a better one, but they're just not anymore. I don't know that anyone No.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. They replaced it with, like, Spirit sold seats now.
Josh Scramble:They got whatever, like
Jerry Pancake:Spirit put new seats in because they widen theirs and do whatever.
Josh Scramble:It
Jerry Pancake:is And United just, like, bought those old ones, and they're like, fuck it. We'll put them in.
Josh Scramble:Why are
Jerry Pancake:these And then they put, like, a fancy, like, entertainment system in there, which is cool. And you can see, like, a Mhmm. The plane and all of the fucking cities and stuff.
Josh Scramble:That was a little bonus last time I flew.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Oh, on the way back, we our our plane just started making, like, a loop de loop.
Jerry Pancake:So we were gonna be, like, thirty minutes early coming back, but we ended up being thirty minutes late.
Jen Pancake:Jerry's staring
Josh Scramble:at me.
Jerry Pancake:Circled for hours.
Josh Scramble:Oh my god.
Jen Pancake:On the way back, Jerry, instead of any entertainment, just chose the flight path, the flight tracker.
Jerry Pancake:And I'm like, they're fucking circling around fucking probably because they don't have a landing. It's like a
Josh Scramble:Jerry sees the first loop and he's sitting there. Boom. Boom.
Jerry Pancake:Yes. Just land, man. Just
Josh Scramble:put it on the ground.
Jerry Pancake:Put it on the ground.
Josh Scramble:That's the most, like, epic thing I've ever seen.
Jerry Pancake:I'm like, they're circling again.
Jen Pancake:I mean, it's like a four hour plane ride
Jerry Pancake:five hour. In trying to see the house too. Like, if someone's going out.
Josh Scramble:Six inches from the screen.
Jerry Pancake:I'm like, there's our house.
Josh Scramble:Again. I know. At one point,
Jen Pancake:he interrupted me for whatever I was watching. He's like, look. There's
Josh Scramble:Just drop me here.
Jerry Pancake:Like, just I don't know, man. Like so then I'm like, oh, they're probably the air traffic controllers called off.
Jen Pancake:Oh, and this is when we were sitting together now on the way home.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. Because our our friend Joe shout out to Joe. He made was
Jen Pancake:Oh, I forgot what we made.
Jerry Pancake:Had us at at his villa in Benhamin. Benhamin. Benhamin. And he he had us there, and it was a wonderful trip. And then on the way home, he he heard of my plight on the way there of the of the guys doing reach rounds.
Josh Scramble:And upgraded you.
Jerry Pancake:Like, with me in between them.
Josh Scramble:You heard about your plight for the whole trip.
Jerry Pancake:And he's like, man, he and I was sitting right behind him on the way there.
Josh Scramble:But you kicked the back
Jerry Pancake:of the seat. You should have told me what was going on. We would have, like, tried to get you moved. Yeah. I'm like, we were already in the air before I realized what the fuck was going on.
Josh Scramble:I could just see Joe standing up trying to drive. I'm a,
Jerry Pancake:yeah, I'm a one k. Can we get him moved?
Jen Pancake:At the end of this crazy week, we're finally Jerry might get drooling.
Josh Scramble:Trying to
Jen Pancake:He finds out that
Josh Scramble:no, he's not. All you guys do is just sit up there
Jen Pancake:and talk about how fucking cool you are.
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Jerry Pancake:that you
Jen Pancake:a have a sandwich that was made for your kind. It's the moons over my heavy. It's got cheese and egg.
Josh Scramble:Eat it
Jen Pancake:on sourdough as you check out my leg. It spoons over my hammy with its eggs and cheese. Spread it on sourdough as you taste the green. It on sourdough as you check out my leg. Moons over my hammy with its eggs and cheese.
Jen Pancake:Spread it on sourdough as you taste the grease. It's the moon's over my hammy. It's got cheese and eggs.
Josh Scramble:Eat
Jerry Pancake:Bam's a bam. What's a bam? Well, you wouldn't even know.
Jen Pancake:Do you understand the words
Josh Scramble:that's coming out of my mouth? You speak it in English?
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