Miller Morning Madhouse S2E8: Loud Obnoxious Boat Guy...
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Josh Scramble:Miller Hall of Shame.
Josh Scramble:Today, we observe you, mister loud music boat guy.
Josh Scramble:Mister loud music boat guy.
Josh Scramble:In an area where people are just trying to enjoy the sand and warm weather, you decide you need to make your presence felt.
Josh Scramble:Look at you.
Josh Scramble:When your friend says, surely no one can irritate everyone on the beach, you say, hold my beer.
Josh Scramble:This won't be relaxing.
Josh Scramble:And then you proceed to play the twenty minute long version of oontz oontz by DJ No Talent at a volume usually reserved for afterburners on fighter jets.
Josh Scramble:I've lost all my hearing.
Josh Scramble:What? Here's to your journey back to the marina, mister loud music bow guy, bon voyage.
Josh Scramble:Mister loud music bow guy.
Josh Scramble:Bedroom moan, madhouse. Talking all that crazy energize. Pancake and the scramble. Audio breakfast with your favorite guys.
Jerry Pancake:Good morning, Miller Beach. You tuned in to the Miller Morning Man House broadcasting from the only town where a quiet beach day sounds like kid rock fighting a leaf blower. I'm Jerry Pancake with Josh Scramble and Jenny Pancake. Today's show is brought to you by socoolshirts.com. All in just trivia back Friday, October 24 at the Marshall j Gardner Center and the Miller Community Theater production of Almost Maine.
Jerry Pancake:Josh Scramble, please tell me this week's trivia does not involve geology again.
Josh Scramble:Nothing about geology, but we might have a douchebag mystery category.
Jerry Pancake:Because my brain is still sedimentary. Jenny, what's
Josh Scramble:going on? Jenny
Jerry Pancake:pancake, what's new at the theater?
Jen Pancake:We have cast a show, our fall show. I'm very excited about that. Other than our, Readers Theater production of A Christmas Carol, this is our very first fall show. So it's exciting news.
Josh Scramble:Awesome. We
Jen Pancake:have some new, theater peeps that are joining the family, and it's really, really exciting.
Josh Scramble:New blood. New blood.
Josh Scramble:Fresh blood. Fresh meat.
Jerry Pancake:Well, good luck to you on that. So today, we're gonna talk about, we opened with a little commercial.
Jen Pancake:Did that already exist? I don't
Josh Scramble:Yes. It did.
Jen Pancake:I what what's it from?
Josh Scramble:That made its debut at fireworks twenty twenty four.
Jen Pancake:That's it. I Yep. I should have known. I was thinking air show, and I'm like, I don't think that's it because Nope.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. So we're gonna talk about that because that did happen, here over this past weekend.
Jen Pancake:It was like the commercial was made for our day
Jerry Pancake:Yeah.
Jen Pancake:This past weekend.
Jerry Pancake:We're also gonna talk a little bit about the Miller All Stars, and we'll tell you what those are here in a bit.
Jen Pancake:Oh, that's us.
Jerry Pancake:And, we have a pancake house. Yes. Josh Scramble and Jenny pancake will be honored this Friday as Miller All Stars. Rewarded. I don't know.
Jerry Pancake:What kinda you're gonna get a hat?
Jen Pancake:Yes.
Jerry Pancake:Okay. So really excited about that. And maybe a pancake house makeover by Leslie Lattes.
Jen Pancake:Oh my gosh. That's really why
Jerry Pancake:I want Jennifer Dance.
Jen Pancake:This is why I was insisting on filming today.
Jerry Pancake:Filming?
Jen Pancake:Whatever we're doing.
Jerry Pancake:We are not we are audio only at this time. Maybe we'll film later.
Josh Scramble:One day. Do it before.
Jen Pancake:So that really was my my inspiration for, getting another podcast together before we left for, my birthday trip. So
Jerry Pancake:Shouldn't tell people we're leaving.
Jen Pancake:Oh, certain. We're in I mean, my birthday staycation.
Jerry Pancake:Not that we yeah. The vast fortunes of the pancakes.
Jen Pancake:Is it Jen Danson and Leslie Latte?
Jerry Pancake:That's who and Leslie Latte.
Josh Scramble:Of course, I might just come over and sleep on the futon for a couple days.
Jen Pancake:It's very comfortable.
Jerry Pancake:Very comfortable. It is. I sleep on it every day while as I'm working, and I jiggle my mouth every once in a while when I'm having a nightmare. So that keeps my team's life. Anyway
Jen Pancake:Okay. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:What I want to do for this first segment is so scramble, why don't you why don't you set the scene, I guess, and tell us what had happened here this past weekend?
Josh Scramble:Well, it's gonna be very easy to tell our listeners as many of you have probably experienced, but
Jen Pancake:Many of you were there.
Josh Scramble:Let me yes. Many of you were there and probably heard what was happening, but let's just set the scene. It'll be real easy. It'll almost be like the Miller Community Theater does a beach day in October. So just start having a conversation.
Jen Pancake:Hey, Jared Pancake.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, what's going on? Hey, Josh. Leslie. Is this your speaker? Is this your speaker?
Jerry Pancake:What's happening? Hang on. I can't hear you. What the fuck? Who's fucking music is that?
Jerry Pancake:She goes, you're surprised. What's going Why don't they have that big speaker on that boat? It's just half the boat. You can go on the beach now. You can on the beach now.
Jerry Pancake:What the fuck? Somebody go over What's going on? What's going If I go over there, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna go nuts. You're gonna have to do it. Tell you let them park at our house.
Jen Pancake:It's almost like we went back in time and we're on the beach again because that's exactly
Josh Scramble:So multiply that by three hours.
Jen Pancake:What our day was like. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:And it was just a constant battle. Oh. So Josh scramble and I were way too angry to provide any kind of mediation with this because we were ready to we were ready to call Trump and have him. We were we were gonna say there are Venezuelan drug dealers in
Josh Scramble:that Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:Aragua. Aragua. That Aragua. We want and Aragua. Or illegals are called.
Jerry Pancake:Or cut the line on the boat and let the guy's boat
Josh Scramble:Drift out.
Josh Scramble:Drift out. Or just throw the speaker in the water.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Jen Pancake:The speaker in the water was my vote. Just throw someone march over there.
Josh Scramble:By the time anyone noticed, it it would have been done. So Can I just steal your thunder here and just do a spicy scramble PSA
Jerry Pancake:I want you to do this because I I
Josh Scramble:Let me just if there are any boaters in our listening audience, I'm just gonna give you a clear PSA? I get your lifestyle of wanting to hang out on the water with your boat, but I'm gonna give you the best key of advice anyone's ever given you. When you show up, shut the fucking boat off and don't turn it back on until you leave. Because no one on the fucking shore wants to hear your music. Now one person I've ever talked to in this neighborhood was saying, boy, I was having such a poor time on the neighborhood until that gentle fellow on the boat cranked his techno music.
Jerry Pancake:I'm so glad that guy pulled up with the loud country music.
Jen Pancake:You know what this peaceful day is?
Josh Scramble:Why are
Jerry Pancake:we aristocrats? A boat
Jen Pancake:a boat with a radio of only we had the technology.
Josh Scramble:I didn't realize what I needed on a Saturday afternoon was hearing a boat from the shore. Not only the shore, not only the shoreline, not just the sand, not the sand dune. We could hear you on the fucking road.
Jerry Pancake:Yes. People coming down to the beach. Said, oh my god. I could hear it almost at my house. Everyone
Jen Pancake:on that boat will be deaf in ten years. There's just It's not sooner.
Josh Scramble:What what other activity does someone say, I'm going to park my mode of transportation 300 yards away and crank my stereo so I could hear it when I walk all the way over to where I'm hanging out?
Jen Pancake:Think it was 300 yards away. It was maybe 50 yards and that was the problem.
Josh Scramble:It it was a fair distance,
Jerry Pancake:but Was it?
Jen Pancake:The wind was blowing the wrong way, but that
Josh Scramble:doesn't Here's what I still don't comprehend. If it was that loud by us to where we couldn't hear our music How loud is it at the boat?
Jen Pancake:Oh, I like I said, I don't think they can hear.
Jerry Pancake:Well, it was like a big
Jen Pancake:It was like
Jerry Pancake:huge PA.
Jen Pancake:There's no way.
Josh Scramble:So to give our listeners context, it the speaker was sitting on the captain or if you wanna call him a fucking captain, and captain fuck off is what he ought to be called. He had, like, a four foot tall
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Like, big speaker.
Jen Pancake:Back to the nineties.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Like, people. It was
Jerry Pancake:like, remember I remember we would put, like, the house speakers in the back of our cars Right. Back in those Yeah. But so here's the thing, guys. Another PSA. We don't we're not fucking impressed that you have a fucking boat.
Jen Pancake:No. I know.
Jerry Pancake:You're fucking oh, like, maybe you're some trash that think you made it.
Jen Pancake:Oh, Jerry.
Jerry Pancake:And so now you have a boat, and now you gotta subject us to your shit fucking music too. Here's what I don't get for so I'm I'm angry
Josh Scramble:Bluetooth speakers have been around for probably going on twenty years now.
Jerry Pancake:Twenty years. I mean, Radio
Josh Scramble:Shack had them to tell you how far back they go.
Jerry Pancake:You can buy one in the grocery store almost right in line at the checkout.
Josh Scramble:Exactly. So you can take your music wherever you wanna go.
Jerry Pancake:They got little ones. They got bigger ones.
Josh Scramble:Little Big and little. Big and little. Even speakers with chicken pox, you know, like
Jen Pancake:Either way
Jerry Pancake:Speakers that look like chickens. Know,
Jen Pancake:if you're if you're doing that, you're you just should expect that the it may be possible that someone might sneak up to your boat and pull that sneaker into the or that speaker into the water.
Jerry Pancake:Or sink your boat. Yeah. If we had
Jen Pancake:It that was discussed at length.
Josh Scramble:I mean, we so we totally I know we're like, get off my lawn, but I again, I've yet to
Jen Pancake:meet We're anyone clearly the get off my lawn crew.
Josh Scramble:But I
Jerry Pancake:Get off my beach.
Josh Scramble:I've not talked
Jerry Pancake:to is what I'll say.
Josh Scramble:But I've never talked to anyone in this neighborhood who has ever been like, yeah. I don't mind the music from the boats. Like, it's Yeah. It's because it
Jerry Pancake:mixes all together with the Except other boats. So I think these people also had a speaker on land.
Josh Scramble:Oh, they did.
Jen Pancake:There were, I believe, a total of three speakers
Jerry Pancake:with Between one group of, like, seven people.
Josh Scramble:None of which played anything good. In the three hours they were there, I heard three songs I liked.
Jerry Pancake:At least synchronized them.
Josh Scramble:And I have a very wide plethora of music on my playlist.
Jerry Pancake:I think I do too. I would say not what you just played is not on my playlist.
Jen Pancake:When they wrote
Josh Scramble:It's not on mine either, but, like, if you're getting if you're going to the club, cool. Get it. Do your thing. But this is not, you know, DJ MDMA.
Jerry Pancake:Wasn't doing MDMA on the beach, you know, last what
Jen Pancake:was it? If everyone will remember, as they as they coasted
Jerry Pancake:in Saturday. Right?
Jen Pancake:On Saturday. Yeah. What was initially blaring out of that speaker
Josh Scramble:Was country.
Jen Pancake:Made me insane was country.
Josh Scramble:Not even good country.
Jerry Pancake:Not the good I country. Don't even know because I like Sturgill Simpson and Jason Isbell and, like
Jen Pancake:Well, all I know is
Jerry Pancake:Zach Brian or
Jen Pancake:What radicalized me was the country music, not the douchey
Jerry Pancake:But it did. But
Jen Pancake:how do
Josh Scramble:I said I have a wide variety of music I like. I have never played techno music backed up to country music. Like, not going achy breaky heart to ace a bass. I'm not doing it.
Jen Pancake:They want you to know they're diverse.
Josh Scramble:Oh, there's they're about as diverse as a white a loaf of white bread.
Jen Pancake:Wait. So let's
Jerry Pancake:go. Let's Diverse. Let's go on with Jesus Christ. They did have a black gentleman over there.
Josh Scramble:I did.
Jen Pancake:One. Again, was I was Token. I was enraged. I was enraged almost instantly when I didn't realize Oh,
Josh Scramble:she was.
Jen Pancake:When I realized that the the music was not coming out of Josh's speaker. And so
Josh Scramble:I I was catching secondhand shitty looks like, why are you playing this?
Jerry Pancake:I thought it's like, maybe it's a joke. But it was so clear
Jen Pancake:It was very
Jerry Pancake:where we were sitting.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. It sounded like
Jerry Pancake:That it was just
Jen Pancake:Like Josh had turned up the speaker very loud and now was playing a shitty song. Yeah. So I did actually go. I got up and went over and asked him to turn it down. Yeah.
Jen Pancake:And it was a success. First. But only temporarily.
Josh Scramble:I've also noticed this move. Anytime you ask and I'm sorry if I'm pissing you off in your boater, go fuck yourself. I really don't care. Like, dumb.
Jerry Pancake:We don't need you to come here to support. You don't actually, you don't do anything but annoy us. There's nothing about anything about No. They don't go to any of the businesses. Music.
Jerry Pancake:They're not going to any of the restaurants. They're going to that portage marina over there, and they jump in their boat, and they come here, and they park, and they go to the beach.
Jen Pancake:Right on your You
Jerry Pancake:could easily just do
Jen Pancake:Are they ready
Jerry Pancake:You to don't need a boat.
Josh Scramble:And also, I'm starting to think that they think boaters think that our beach like beach people are stupid because it's the same move every time like you walk up and they're like, and we try and be polite. It's just like, hey, guys, like no offense. Like, I can't hear myself talk or my quiet music over your blaring shit. They're like, oh, yeah. No problem.
Josh Scramble:We'll go turn it off. And they go and turn it off, and they said, I swear to God, they set a fucking timer on their phone for, like, twenty minutes. And they think we're stupid, we're just gonna be
Jen Pancake:like can't take it anymore.
Josh Scramble:Don't worry. They'll forget that there's no music going. And then all of a sudden, you hear that shit creeping back up, like, all of a sudden, it just becomes, hey.
Jerry Pancake:And then it gets it gets like louder. One
Josh Scramble:louder. Hang on.
Jen Pancake:Hang on. Take it. And then
Josh Scramble:Jerry and
Jerry Pancake:I were
Josh Scramble:like, can you hear something?
Jerry Pancake:I'll say, what is that? And then all of a sudden And
Josh Scramble:it's every time. And then, of course, so
Jerry Pancake:And, like, they're doing us a favor.
Jen Pancake:They can't
Jerry Pancake:Like, we wouldn't have any we would just have silence, which is okay.
Jen Pancake:Think silence is the problem.
Jerry Pancake:On the beach if someone wants to read a book.
Jen Pancake:Their brain to start working again.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. You have to think about you have to think about things if there's silence.
Jen Pancake:And I'm really just kidding.
Jerry Pancake:Or talk about things.
Jen Pancake:You wanna like loud music? Cool. Just leave it off your boat.
Jerry Pancake:And I don't say we're old because if I was when I was 25, I would not have No.
Josh Scramble:I didn't like that.
Jen Pancake:I really didn't like this song at the club when I heard it at the club.
Josh Scramble:So there. But, like, hey, everyone has their own music they like? Awesome. I like to bring my music to the beach and listen to it while I'm down there. Cool.
Josh Scramble:You know what I'm not doing? Is broadcasting it all the way down the sand at every single beach possible. Like, I'm just saying
Jen Pancake:Blasting
Josh Scramble:you it listen to out loud. Your music in
Jerry Pancake:your zone. So
Josh Scramble:I will say
Jen Pancake:I wanna hear my music.
Jerry Pancake:I will say that, like I'm trying to look
Josh Scramble:at the
Jen Pancake:song real quick, but
Jerry Pancake:The the my my sister, Day Day Pancake, and my brother-in-law, they have a a boat and it has like this
Jen Pancake:Oh my gosh. It's so loud.
Jerry Pancake:It's kick ass stereo system, but, like, also every other boat on that lake has, like, a similar system. So, like, you're just you're just in a mess of
Josh Scramble:Death by his house and bases.
Jerry Pancake:Like, the boats are zipping by. It's like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Jen Pancake:Like There's nothing you
Jerry Pancake:can do somebody's playing Van Halen. It's like It's not hot potato. And then then someone's playing, like, gangster rap
Jen Pancake:But it's not
Jerry Pancake:like country
Josh Scramble:I only serve on an undercover cop.
Jerry Pancake:And, like, everybody's crisscrossing between each other.
Jen Pancake:It's dangerous. It's not like our lake, which is an ocean. Right. It's a tiny lake where you can hear all the music.
Jerry Pancake:You're buzzing by.
Josh Scramble:They're all just
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Like, you wouldn't need a radio on your boat ever.
Jen Pancake:Not tiny, but it's
Jerry Pancake:Yeah.
Jen Pancake:It's not ocean sized like
Jerry Pancake:No. It's it's congested. The there's a it's dense with boats.
Jen Pancake:Dense with boats.
Josh Scramble:Whereas our boats are just dense. Well,
Jerry Pancake:my thing is couldn't you main differences. Alright. Couldn't you just go way out in the lake and blast your music
Jerry Pancake:to seagulls or
Jen Pancake:whatever? I wanna hear it from shore.
Jerry Pancake:Like, if I had a boat, like, do boat stuff, like, go up the coast. Don't, like, park it in a different place.
Josh Scramble:But that's
Jerry Pancake:the thing. You could just park it at the marina. You'd have all kinds of services. Bathrooms.
Jen Pancake:No sand.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, you have bathrooms. You have all kinds of, like, restaurant, a bar.
Josh Scramble:This is
Jerry Pancake:also And your boats are based
Josh Scramble:about the boats in this area, especially like Portage, Hobart. Like, everyone brings their boat or has it in a slip Yeah. Takes it out of the ditch and then just literally drives two miles, anchors
Jerry Pancake:Yep. The And then goes on the beach.
Josh Scramble:Out of the boat. Like Yeah. There's much more easy ways
Jerry Pancake:to You could just go in your car with a couple beach chairs and
Jen Pancake:And what I would what I would suggest is Boaters Beach. It's
Josh Scramble:built for that.
Jerry Pancake:It's built for that. There's no no one there that will complain.
Josh Scramble:Boaters Beach. Yeah.
Jen Pancake:It's where you belong with your loud ass boat.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. And you can do whatever you want there. We're not
Josh Scramble:gonna be there. There's no law.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. No one lives there. You could blast away. Blast your music away.
Jerry Pancake:We're not gonna be there certainly.
Jen Pancake:Definitely not ever.
Josh Scramble:The police really can't get there.
Jerry Pancake:Nope. No. You can't.
Jen Pancake:Blast away. Yeah. Blast everyone out.
Jerry Pancake:Blast blast everywhere.
Jen Pancake:Master blaster.
Josh Scramble:Like, I missed it. You know what I missed? Remember? Like, fifteen ish years ago. Like, if you were blasting your radio, you had one choice.
Josh Scramble:You could turn the ignition to, like, accessories and you could play your music loud for fifteen minutes.
Jerry Pancake:And then your battery Exactly.
Josh Scramble:Then you just shut it off because you'd kill your battery.
Jerry Pancake:Oh. Oh, especially with a boat because you can't,
Josh Scramble:like No.
Jerry Pancake:There's You can't really jump it. There's not gonna be another boat.
Josh Scramble:Your only option is to turn the boat on and let it run for twenty minutes to charge it back up. Yeah. Now, these I swear this
Jen Pancake:more power?
Josh Scramble:It's not even that. This boat the speaker on this boat was giant.
Jerry Pancake:Like It was plugged into a, like, fountain or a
Jen Pancake:battery. On
Josh Scramble:speaker it.
Jen Pancake:I had in 1994 or 1997, whatever it was. It was
Josh Scramble:Except if I
Jen Pancake:was almost as tall as me.
Josh Scramble:It's like I became aware, like, Scott.
Jerry Pancake:But also So here's here was the other thing.
Jen Pancake:Boat and came and attacked.
Jerry Pancake:Here was the other thing that was very interesting about it, I think. Robot. Was there just one guy and the speaker on the boat?
Josh Scramble:There was a group. Because remember There was
Jerry Pancake:a okay. So there was the fat head fat head.
Jen Pancake:Jerry. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:I I I'm not doing appearance based jokes, but No. We're not. That I was really mad at that guy.
Josh Scramble:He was even described by one of his friends as I'm with the fat guy.
Jerry Pancake:So Okay. Well, alright.
Jen Pancake:Either way
Jerry Pancake:And take the dopamine. Down. I won't be doing those appearance, but his brain looked like it was clogged with fat. Anyway, that's it. I'm not gonna talk about it again.
Jerry Pancake:And then there was one girl and then another guy. So, like, two guys and a girl and the speaker. So this one of the guys might have been fucking the speaker is what I think.
Josh Scramble:He should've seen this.
Jen Pancake:It definitely looked fuckable.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, was big enough to fuck.
Jen Pancake:I was definitely big
Josh Scramble:enough I to mean, it was tall it was taller than some people we know. Oh,
Jerry Pancake:hey, guys. I really love this speaker. And then everyone's like, what? Like, did you see he fucked it? He's like, just he really loves it.
Jerry Pancake:He really loves that speaker, like, physically.
Josh Scramble:So do you think that he just, like, finds a really bass heavy song and
Jerry Pancake:just yeah.
Jen Pancake:Oh. Yeah. Well, for ladies too.
Jerry Pancake:For ladies, that would work well.
Josh Scramble:You subwoofer in son of a bitch.
Jerry Pancake:I got subwoofer by that fucking speaker. Oh, man. Well, yeah, that was an interesting
Jen Pancake:They did
Jerry Pancake:push I was very mad.
Jen Pancake:About 20 feet and then just turn the music on again.
Josh Scramble:Well, they showed up. We asked them to stop. And they shut the music off and then move the boat 50 feet closer to them, which didn't help at all. Like
Jen Pancake:Didn't seem to matter.
Josh Scramble:No. I know.
Jen Pancake:In any way.
Josh Scramble:Then they did leave for like a cruise, which I was like, awesome. And it was quiet for the first time in hours. And we all looked at each other like, and then they showed back up at
Jen Pancake:50 much gas because it was like five minutes.
Jerry Pancake:Of course, they don't have
Josh Scramble:but they're they're only prepared to drive for down the ditch over to the beach and back. No more. No more.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I mean, like, gas is, like, 6,000 gallon at the marina. Yeah. I mean, to fill up at the marina, it's gotta be hundreds of dollars.
Jen Pancake:Hundreds of dollars.
Jerry Pancake:And, again, I just I don't get the point of it. Like, save your money. Drive your stupid lifted truck or whatever to the beach and throw some chairs in there and your big speaker and
Jen Pancake:you just Maybe they can't fit their speaker in their car.
Jerry Pancake:No. They all have big trucks for sure. Like, these people.
Josh Scramble:I understand boats. I understand boats if you're, like, on the ocean because there's way more season. Like, if you're a little bit south and there's way more season, but around here, you've got.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Or like in the Florida Keys where it's like,
Josh Scramble:you're there.
Jerry Pancake:You could legit use those for transportation. Oh, yeah. Like, it's quicker sometimes to just jump hop in your boat and cruise down to the, you know, restaurant
Josh Scramble:or Oh, shit. I there used to be a ferry that ran from Tampa to Key West and,
Jerry Pancake:like I thought it was Fort Myers.
Jen Pancake:Still there, I think.
Jerry Pancake:It's still there. Yeah. Tampa Fort Myers. Yeah.
Josh Scramble:But they used to run it down, and I think it's oh, it's way quicker
Jen Pancake:there now that Fort Myers Beach got, like, wiped off
Jerry Pancake:the No. It's still there. Yeah.
Josh Scramble:But it's like I wanna say it's four or five hours.
Jerry Pancake:I think it's I think it's faster than that.
Josh Scramble:It might be because it's a straight shot, and, of course, you don't have any traffic.
Jerry Pancake:It's less it's, like, less than four hours.
Jen Pancake:I I would say it has to be somewhat of a novelty, much like for us that you're on your loud ass boat, in October.
Josh Scramble:I get it. But at the same time, like, you have to have your boat out by November if you're in one of the marinas. So either you're waiting till the last minute
Jen Pancake:Waiting till the last minute.
Josh Scramble:Or you although that was a very large boat. I don't know if they trucked it in or
Jen Pancake:There's a lot more days. Well, it wasn't I
Jerry Pancake:don't know. Probably what it was twenty seven twenty eight foot boat
Josh Scramble:big enough to where it'd be hard to try
Jerry Pancake:to Yeah, truck around.
Jen Pancake:I bet they were down there Sunday too. God.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Because one of them was parked here.
Jen Pancake:Oh, well, you go.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Anyway.
Jerry Pancake:Alright. Well, let's take a little break here.
Jen Pancake:It's still a
Jerry Pancake:fun day. Was
Jen Pancake:good fun was had by all.
Josh Scramble:Still a good day, but like, I don't know why we keep like back to back bonus weekends and back to back like faux pas. Like, don't get I don't get your boat people. Like, no offense, but go fuck yourselves.
Josh Scramble:WSBR Super Beach Radio, the best station between Rush and Ridley. We love playing music, but right now, we have to pay some
Jen Pancake:bills. This
Jerry Pancake:is my pawnshop. My name's in lights above it. This is my big debut.
Jerry Pancake:It's like a dream come true.
Jerry Pancake:So if you wanna buy a camera, I know you're gonna love it. Hey. I have used golf clubs. I keep them next to speakers. A leather coat that's blue.
Jerry Pancake:It sure looks good on you. If you wind up on a camera, you know we'll treat you better. Hey. You will come back, won't you? Hey.
Jerry Pancake:You will come back, won't you? Marriage takes a fall. We'll buy all your jewelry and your favorite bootleg movie.
Jerry Pancake:Steely Dance Pawnshop, where the deals make you wanna do it again. Open twenty '5 or six two four in Reseda, California.
Jen Pancake:All you guys do is just sit up there and talk about how fucking cool you are. And I see that.
Josh Scramble:It's your boy scramble here live at sand and veg or sand and salsa, someone I like to refer to as next to his or her boyfriend, Eggerson Sugar Tits,
Jerry Pancake:star of the new porn movie.
Josh Scramble:Pink eye and pink stuff.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, come on.
Josh Scramble:Oh. G over easy, can you tell us the shit bad count currently here in Santa bed?
Jen Pancake:Yo. Yo. Yo.
Jerry Pancake:What is up?
Jen Pancake:It is g over easy in the house. G over easy. The shit count is currently 35. How many times I banged your mom last night?
Jerry Pancake:Woah. Also, the shit count's
Josh Scramble:pretty high in Emerson's Just letting everybody know. Pink eye is preventable, people. Ouch. Javonctovirus. Whatever.
Jerry Pancake:Javonctovirus. What? Oh, that was a fun time that night. Was that our
Jen Pancake:I think you invented a
Jerry Pancake:That was our Saturday beach day into sand and veg. Yeah.
Josh Scramble:We we did a Back to
Jen Pancake:back weekends of rolling off the beach and rolling in for some tequila.
Jerry Pancake:Well, the shit the shitbag count there was very low, actually, because we were just the only people in it. Like, we've been the only people in there
Josh Scramble:for our Sunday
Jerry Pancake:our Sunday shenanigans.
Jen Pancake:It was just the sum of us.
Josh Scramble:Compared to, yeah, the count previous, which was in Yeah. Several comments.
Jerry Pancake:But it wasn't even a real number. But, yeah, that was a that was a fun time. The sand and salsa or as we call it sand and vag.
Jen Pancake:Or as I call it, the sandy vag.
Jerry Pancake:The sandy vag. They have Mexican food there.
Josh Scramble:They do.
Jerry Pancake:And drinks.
Jen Pancake:I think I ate some.
Jerry Pancake:And we largely have the place to Oh,
Jen Pancake:Martini's this time. But, hey, everybody everyone got what they needed from the evening, I believe. No one left disappointed.
Jerry Pancake:So what are we talking about now? We got a big event coming up here on Friday.
Josh Scramble:Well, we got another busy weekend coming up.
Jen Pancake:Oh, busy weekend coming up. We're we're Hey, now. You're an all star.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, wish I had that clip.
Josh Scramble:Hey. So the Now what did you write down or the actual song?
Jen Pancake:Oh, man. We know it has a clip of that. It'll live in my brain forever, though.
Jerry Pancake:Fuck did you write down?
Jen Pancake:So, It's Us, but it's also Pat and Karen Lee.
Jerry Pancake:Well, why don't Oh. And I'll our what stars. This is because I haven't been able to get a good explanation What we call that.
Jen Pancake:This. A community service award maybe?
Josh Scramble:Well, I have the email here.
Jerry Pancake:So I why don't we go into what this is?
Jen Pancake:I'm The brass tax.
Jerry Pancake:I've always been very confused as to it.
Josh Scramble:Let me put my official announcer voice on.
Jen Pancake:The brass tax.
Josh Scramble:The brass tacks. The Miller Community Fund, we are delighted to say our twenty twenty five Miller Community Fund All Stars fundraisers October 10 will begin with a performance by beach front beach front dance studio. Be prepared to be wowed by a beautiful young performers. Tonight begins at 7PM at the Marshall j Garner Center for the Arts. After the dance performance, we will recap the accomplishments from the MF's MCF over the past twelve months and then toast this year's all stars, Pat and Karen Lee, Karen Simon, Jen Ponson, and Josh Gamble.
Jen Pancake:Also And were those people?
Josh Scramble:No. The last two were fucking assholes.
Jen Pancake:I thought it was breakfast.
Jerry Pancake:That might be true. Oh, no.
Jen Pancake:I think he eats Cheddar Pancake. Oh, no. And Josh scramble.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, the asshole.
Josh Scramble:Was he awarded They for know who we are.
Jen Pancake:I'm just kidding.
Jerry Pancake:Okay. Keep going.
Josh Scramble:Food will be provided by Miller Pizza, and there will be a cash bar, $20 at the door, and guarantee of warm fun time. Put this special night down on your calendar, and we'll continue the tradition. See you Friday, October 10 at the Gardner Center.
Jen Pancake:I mean, I we had to talk about it because why not? Why the why not?
Josh Scramble:Because people are saying nice things about us.
Jerry Pancake:No. It's good. You guys do a lot of stuff for the community. I know, Jenny Pancake does. She's never here.
Jen Pancake:Okay. Calm down. Calm down.
Jerry Pancake:I sometimes I think she doesn't wanna be at home. And so
Jen Pancake:We have
Jerry Pancake:had these discussions. But she's very kind. I told her she was weird because of how nice she is.
Josh Scramble:Well, maybe
Jerry Pancake:she's done so much for the community with the theater, and she even goes around and picks up trash, which is one of the main things that you get for Miller All Stars. Like, if you go out and pick up some of that trash or do gardening and weeding, which she also
Jen Pancake:Simon. Did Karen.
Jerry Pancake:Which she also did on Lake Street, but not
Jen Pancake:on some weeding this
Jerry Pancake:not on Maple Street where we live. I'm so angry.
Josh Scramble:I'm gonna go I'm gonna go beautify a part of the city that's not ours.
Jerry Pancake:Not even close to I'll
Jen Pancake:tell you what. It it really was a lesson a lesson learned in the way that I never wanna do that ever again.
Jerry Pancake:No. It's you get sore. I've done it.
Jen Pancake:Oh, so many bugs.
Jerry Pancake:So many bugs. Oh, yeah. I have Lyme disease now because I have a tick from working in our yard.
Josh Scramble:You should talk
Jerry Pancake:about I wasn't even volunteering.
Jen Pancake:You should talk about how you're gonna die from Lyme disease. You've
Josh Scramble:I don't think Lyme disease is lethal.
Jen Pancake:Oh, I also said that.
Jerry Pancake:I thought it was. However
Josh Scramble:I don't think it's lethal. I just think it can screw you up.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I was I've been extra tired. I fell asleep. And I think it's Fell asleep at brunch.
Jen Pancake:Actually works, but now he's just
Jerry Pancake:I'm I'm going with that diagnosis
Josh Scramble:for sure. It wasn't a tick. It was just some native in the in the bushes with the blow darts just is
Jen Pancake:this how the day today went. At 03:30 in the morning, we parted ways because both of us woke up because it was raining. And I don't know what became a pancake.
Jerry Pancake:I went on the couch and then I found like an engorged tick on me. Oh. And then I was like, looking it up, pictures and looking it all up. And then I was like, I have neurological failure.
Josh Scramble:Did you go on WebMD?
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. All of the I went on
Josh Scramble:Teladoc. Chat
Jerry Pancake:GPT. I'm like, what do I need to do? And
Jen Pancake:so Meanwhile, I fell back asleep almost immediately. And then slumbered the rest of the night. So then at whatever time, 06:30, whatever time we wake up, who knows, probably after seven, not gonna lie. But he comes in and he says, well, I have Lyme disease.
Jerry Pancake:It's different than Lyme's disease where
Josh Scramble:say good.
Jerry Pancake:That's where the limes don't have any juice. I
Jen Pancake:I pronounced it
Jerry Pancake:correctly. People get really really mad about Lyme's disease. Alright. Alright. But no.
Jerry Pancake:So I've self diagnosed this. I go to the doctor tomorrow, and she will look at it.
Jen Pancake:No. Hello. No. Good morning. I have Lyme's well, I have Lyme's disease.
Josh Scramble:And what time was this?
Jerry Pancake:That'll explain the tiredness. I fell asleep
Jen Pancake:had to be like brunch. Till seven probably. Ten till seven. Sunday. He's very upset that he fell asleep at
Jerry Pancake:Mike Danson's
Jen Pancake:brunch. Somewhere's.
Jerry Pancake:Anyway, Josh scramble, what have you done to get you to be the Miller another Miller all star?
Josh Scramble:Apparently, trivia is enough to get you in.
Jen Pancake:Well, I thought for sure that Josh scramble was just gonna be like, nope, I reject this.
Jerry Pancake:I do not accept this award.
Jen Pancake:I don't even know what this is and fuck right off.
Jerry Pancake:Well, you still could send someone to receive it.
Josh Scramble:Send a young native American girl to
Jerry Pancake:accept my award. I will be accepting this award on behalf of Josh scramble. He could not be here tonight because he didn't wanna be.
Josh Scramble:How awesome. What how awesome are they? What if I just what if I just
Jerry Pancake:because if I ever get that fucking award, I'm sorry. I'll I never will. But What if I just said will have someone wig and a skirt.
Josh Scramble:I just said Yeah. Like, Marlon Brando. Jose, go over there and tell me.
Jerry Pancake:Jose, will you accept that award on my behalf, please?
Jen Pancake:I'm here on behalf of Josh Scramble.
Jerry Pancake:He couldn't be here tonight. I would
Jen Pancake:like to say he rejects this award and protests over whatever.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. I honestly, when I got the email
Jen Pancake:Puerto Ricans in wigs.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. I got the I got the email saying, like, we would like to include you in this year's class, and I, like, literally did, like, an audible, like, what? I thought it was like a prank.
Jerry Pancake:I didn't know you were on their radar.
Josh Scramble:Nor did I. I have
Jerry Pancake:I mean, you do plenty of great things for the community, but I just had no idea. Jenny pancake probably put
Josh Scramble:you on
Jen Pancake:my radar. Oh, do
Jerry Pancake:not know that. You gotta know all this stuff that Josh scramble is doing. Please.
Josh Scramble:I saw that.
Jerry Pancake:She's fierce advocate for her friends.
Jen Pancake:As though I have any influence over any of that.
Jerry Pancake:You're trying to hook them in.
Jen Pancake:Either way.
Jerry Pancake:Or she is.
Jen Pancake:Either way. It's just it's a it's gonna be a fun birthday weekend for me because Yep. It's my birthday.
Jerry Pancake:It is your birthday this weekend.
Josh Scramble:It'll be a fun birthday weekend for me even though it's not wouldn't that be great? Just go like, oh, it's my birthday. It's just like
Jen Pancake:birthday too. People have asked me if it's
Josh Scramble:Just be like, oh, yeah. It's my birthday. No. Isn't your birthday just
Jerry Pancake:so your birthday whenever you want nowadays. You could just say, oh, I was born My birthday is winter. I was born on the same day as Jerry Pancake even though I was born in the middle of winter. Oh, yeah. Because he has a summer birthday.
Jerry Pancake:He gets to have birthdays on, Labor Day because his birthday's at the August. Well, you know what? That's the only fucking lucky thing I've happened to be in my life. Is that lucky? Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:You I mean, when you're born well, I wasn't born to, like, rich parents. That would have been luckier. Would have I would have been satisfied with a winner birthday if I had Well,
Josh Scramble:if you would have been born to rich parents, you would have been Jerry caviar rather than Jerry pancake.
Jerry Pancake:Do rich people eat caviar for breakfast? I don't know.
Jen Pancake:Every day.
Josh Scramble:Well, someone's gotta be eating it for breakfast.
Jerry Pancake:Gotta keep that caviar market propped up.
Jen Pancake:Let me get out of my
Jerry Pancake:Hang on. I we did a breakfast caviar.
Jen Pancake:And my monocle. I need my monocle.
Jerry Pancake:I'm not a very sophisticated man.
Josh Scramble:Jerry drinks Miller Lite rather
Jen Pancake:than Miller Lite's in a can only.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. That's
Jen Pancake:If everyone's listening, know that now.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. If you ever wanna gift me something, a case of Miller Lite in cans that is the appropriate gift. 100% of the time.
Josh Scramble:If you give him a Miller Lite bottle, he will throw it at you.
Jen Pancake:Oh, and my party is
Jerry Pancake:No glass.
Jen Pancake:Speaking of that, I would No. Thought that I was having in my mind that I didn't Okay.
Jerry Pancake:Go ahead with your party.
Jen Pancake:I was thinking about how many cases of beer you got for Jerry Palooza, which was?
Jerry Pancake:Oh, oh, yeah. My fiftieth birthday, which was here. We had a band. Yeah. I mean
Jen Pancake:A band for me.
Jerry Pancake:I'm not having a A fifty second. No. I do Applebee's with the with the fellas.
Josh Scramble:Right. Right. Ever actually, I think it's been ever since during Palooza. Oh, yeah. You're no longer in town.
Jen Pancake:You ruined him for birthdays forever.
Jerry Pancake:We had a 130 people here. I got 12 cases of Miller Lite. That's almost two kegs.
Jen Pancake:I thought it was more.
Jerry Pancake:It was like 12. Maybe it was more. Maybe it was 15. I drank that whole wing.
Jen Pancake:Either way, it lasted about two months.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Whatever it was. Three three.
Jen Pancake:Alright. Alright.
Jerry Pancake:Probably even more than that.
Jen Pancake:But the point of that was that this
Jerry Pancake:Someone did get me bottles too, and I'm not
Josh Scramble:gonna What say was
Jen Pancake:what was going to
Jerry Pancake:be a thing
Josh Scramble:Someone who doesn't know you.
Jen Pancake:A very simple golf cart scavenger hunt
Josh Scramble:slash We don't know.
Jerry Pancake:Because now It's just
Jen Pancake:Due to my lack of self control in any capacity is now
Jerry Pancake:BYOB, if you're coming to that.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Please BYOB and BYOB share.
Jerry Pancake:BYOB. BYOF to you. We are gonna order some White Castle. But and we'll have some pulled pork or something. But we have to I apologize.
Jerry Pancake:We have to have
Jen Pancake:thought they were getting a special invite.
Jerry Pancake:We have to have a hard stop at some point because we are traveling.
Josh Scramble:Also, like, we really wanna staycation. Do we really
Jerry Pancake:Starting our staycation.
Jen Pancake:Five in the morning.
Jerry Pancake:And we have to go through the TSA to No. Stay
Josh Scramble:No. No. No.
Jerry Pancake:Full. I mean We've invited who we've invited, and if you have been invited, you know who you are.
Jen Pancake:Well, I mean
Jerry Pancake:We can only accommodate so many
Jen Pancake:Pretty sure most of our
Josh Scramble:Ponson Park is like the Wrigley Field of yards. It doesn't hold a lot of people.
Jen Pancake:We'll see what happens. It's just gonna be another
Jerry Pancake:Don't bring anybody from, like, out of town that
Jen Pancake:we don't from that boat. I'll tell you.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Or anyone any of your friends from the no. No. Not Jake. We love love you.
Jerry Pancake:You. Don't We bring anyone from that fucking boat here. Like, no way.
Josh Scramble:Wouldn't it be great if someone on the digit, like, from the boat showed up and just trucked it behind them?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. With the speakers.
Jen Pancake:Actually talked to the boaters, and we were
Jerry Pancake:You defuses the situation because scramble and I wanted to Oh, we were we were
Josh Scramble:out for bride.
Jerry Pancake:We were gonna start a fight. So that's the thing that you have to think about is like
Josh Scramble:Kill you.
Jerry Pancake:These people are your neighbors, and you are gonna see them whether you like it or not at the local watering holes.
Jen Pancake:So many homes.
Jerry Pancake:And and you don't wanna be adversarial and and genuinely, like, we like everyone.
Jen Pancake:But I definitely like everyone, and they're all coming to my party.
Josh Scramble:That's also your problem is you like everybody.
Jerry Pancake:No boundaries.
Josh Scramble:No boundaries and no
Jerry Pancake:Just no not even Maybe a couple. Not even the least judgmental.
Josh Scramble:Not not discerning at
Jerry Pancake:all. Will judge you if you're a piece of shit.
Josh Scramble:I'm sorry. That's my needs to be the next so cool shirt. I will judge you if you're a piece of shit.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I will judge you if you're a piece of shit. Like, if you are just unaware
Jen Pancake:like it.
Jerry Pancake:So a lot of these
Josh Scramble:people are just unaware to the all star. I will judge you if you're a piece of shit.
Jerry Pancake:Unaware of their surroundings and don't or don't give a shit about annoying other people or whatever. Like Sometimes people don't know they're annoying. I know. I was probably annoyed.
Josh Scramble:I just don't think they care.
Jen Pancake:Well, I mean, if you don't know, then why would you care?
Josh Scramble:But I guess I don't give a shit about anyone who wants to have a good time, but it's almost like your rights. Like everyone well, I don't think so. I think some people don't wanna have a good time.
Jen Pancake:Who? You by not wanting to be a Miller All Star.
Josh Scramble:I hey, I'm going.
Jen Pancake:I know. I know. Know.
Josh Scramble:Don't give me shit after I've agreed. But like, your good time ends when you're infringing on others trying to have their good time.
Jerry Pancake:Like Not everyone's good time is the same thing.
Josh Scramble:And not everyone's good time
Jerry Pancake:is a
Jen Pancake:good time.
Jerry Pancake:Good time is Shoes fucking heroin.
Jen Pancake:Not everyone knows.
Jerry Pancake:That's not a good time for other people. That what? So if it owes, you're just, oh, hey, you come to the beach and you start fucking shooting heroin into everybody?
Josh Scramble:No. Is that okay? Who cares? Who cares? Heroin addiction.
Jerry Pancake:Well, I'm just saying it's the same thing. You blast your fucking stupid music, you're you're infringing on Don't
Jen Pancake:strike me.
Josh Scramble:Heroin addicts. Heroin addicts don't go to the beach. Get sand in the needle.
Jen Pancake:She's wild with rage in the in the studio tonight.
Jerry Pancake:It is no. But, like, don't force your likes on me. Oh, like I like five
Jen Pancake:things. You mean,
Josh Scramble:like, only Hang on. You like five things. I know two three of them. Miller Lite. Miller Lite.
Jerry Pancake:Jenny Pancake. Uh-huh.
Josh Scramble:Van Halen.
Jerry Pancake:Van Halen. Jeez. What are the other two even?
Josh Scramble:Yeah. I'm like, I'm glad I lost after those three.
Jerry Pancake:Don't know.
Jen Pancake:He likes
Jerry Pancake:fantasy Cigarettes.
Jen Pancake:I'll tell you that.
Jerry Pancake:I like to and fantasy football.
Josh Scramble:Fuck fantasy football.
Jen Pancake:Always. Always. Like, oh, did you guys play against each other last time?
Josh Scramble:No. But I am so fucking done with fantasy football. Like, I can't buy a goddamn win. Like, I have two teams in two different leagues, very similar lineups. One, I'm doing decently well.
Josh Scramble:The our league, I I'm towards the bottom, and I'm just I'm about to be like, fuck it. I'm out.
Jen Pancake:It seems like you might be making bad decisions with your waiver. No.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. So this is Jenny pancakes first season.
Josh Scramble:I I don't wanna hear Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:She just got beat by the team that doesn't have a Uh-uh.
Jen Pancake:I quite frankly, I would say I didn't remember that I I was even in a fantasy league until yesterday evening when that came.
Jerry Pancake:But so she came to me on Like, oh, let me see if I'm winning. Thursday
Jen Pancake:I was not winning.
Jerry Pancake:And said, why am I losing?
Josh Scramble:I think I was there for that conversation.
Jerry Pancake:And I said, well, you haven't had any players play yet. And she's like, I how does that work?
Jen Pancake:I did not say how does that work.
Josh Scramble:So I'm betting the chances in zero on that one.
Jerry Pancake:But no. The the problem with that ghost team
Jen Pancake:check my waiver.
Jerry Pancake:The problem with that ghost team is that it's called wins for everyone.
Jen Pancake:Oh, that's what I like.
Jerry Pancake:It's fun.
Josh Scramble:When they're undefeated. What if
Jerry Pancake:no. They're, like, foreign or four and one.
Jen Pancake:They've definitely won more than me. That's for sure.
Jerry Pancake:Because they had the number one draft picks.
Jen Pancake:So How does that work? Because
Josh Scramble:Just because your commissioner sucks.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. We have too many teams in that league. They should have did two, like, divisions. It's just a it's too it's too hard.
Josh Scramble:It's chaos.
Jerry Pancake:I am not the commissioner of that. Maybe after this
Josh Scramble:year, will. The number four thing you like rules.
Jerry Pancake:Rules. Love rules. Forgot. I love staying home too.
Jen Pancake:There we go.
Josh Scramble:Five. There's your five. Five. Miller Lite.
Jen Pancake:Staying home.
Jerry Pancake:Van Halen. Don't love the White Sox Staying
Jen Pancake:home number one.
Josh Scramble:Well, hang on. So staying home, you, Miller Lite, Van Halen.
Jen Pancake:I don't know. Maybe Miller Lite. Miller Lite
Jerry Pancake:first. Rules. I like pizza too and Oh.
Josh Scramble:No. Pizza pizza's not top.
Jerry Pancake:So maybe I like 10 things.
Jen Pancake:Pizza's definitely top five, sir. We have it like seven seventy eight times a week. So Well, we
Jerry Pancake:get different pizza from different places.
Jen Pancake:Still the same thing.
Josh Scramble:I'm sorry, madam. Tonight is a Stateline Pizza Night.
Jerry Pancake:Tonight is a Miller Deep Punch.
Jen Pancake:So it's a toss-up between I'm still going with Stand Home First, Miller Lite Pizza.
Jerry Pancake:What about you?
Jen Pancake:Yeah. I'm I'd be last. I would say considering the number of times
Josh Scramble:Oh, I thought you meant her top five things she likes. I was just saying, how can you discern from everything? Like, love
Jerry Pancake:I know.
Josh Scramble:I love jam pancake, but no is not in her vocabulary. No.
Jerry Pancake:And she likes everyone, and she just wants to help everyone. And I wish I was
Josh Scramble:She's got a good heart. Like, God bless her. Like, I just don't.
Jerry Pancake:No. I've been through some shit in my life. I can't
Jen Pancake:that good.
Jerry Pancake:Suffer the I can't suffer these fools anymore. I just can't. I don't even know what well.
Josh Scramble:Jerry is a man at the edge.
Jerry Pancake:I'm, falling down. That's my favorite movie. Remember when he just fucking gets That's
Josh Scramble:what we ought to show for your birthday. Oh, you're coughing. We can't. Was the
Jen Pancake:first feedback we got from the last episode where someone said, I can just picture picture you leaving that Camaro on the side of the road.
Jerry Pancake:It's just like falling down. Fucking start shooting people.
Jen Pancake:Like, with your walking walking with your briefcase and your baseball bat down the road.
Jerry Pancake:The only lot of It used to be a time when you could people were nice and you could go to a restaurant.
Josh Scramble:I totally can't remember. I totally have to CGI your face over Michael Douglas when he walks in the fast food restaurant.
Jerry Pancake:That, like, he was, like, gets mad in
Josh Scramble:the fast food pretty much he was just done. Like, he has just done and then he finally just fired. He got fired and then he left, just walked out.
Jerry Pancake:Losing custody of his kid.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Just got
Jen Pancake:out of the car and left.
Jerry Pancake:Got the traffic. He just left it
Josh Scramble:in Someone came up to it. No. Someone tried mugging him or carjacking him with a gun. He lost his shit and beat the fuck out of him with his brief briefcase. Yeah.
Josh Scramble:Picked up his gun.
Jerry Pancake:I have one of those briefcase.
Jen Pancake:I'll tell you what. That guy was having a bad day.
Josh Scramble:Bad day. Shit. I mean
Jen Pancake:That's what happened.
Josh Scramble:But I could just imagine Jerry and McDonald's at 10:31. What? How can I not get breakfast? Motherfucker. Then orders a quarter pounder, and he's will you just look at this and look at the menu?
Jen Pancake:What is this? Anyone's interested, see me about my album of Angry Cherry.
Jerry Pancake:Would like that. I would like that quarter pounder meal as picture.
Jen Pancake:Please. You're not gonna get that.
Josh Scramble:There's some teenage kitten with that with a piece of lettuce and tweezers.
Jerry Pancake:I don't think that is as pictured, He
Jen Pancake:doesn't jump behind the counter with his baseball bat.
Jerry Pancake:Those your onions are not sticking out of the sandwich.
Jen Pancake:Teens face
Josh Scramble:on the on the grill.
Jerry Pancake:Jesus. Yeah.
Jen Pancake:I'll show you. Stay off your off the TikTok.
Jerry Pancake:Why are you on your phone while you're making my burger? It's $12. Went to Wendy's today. It was $14.
Josh Scramble:Oh,
Jen Pancake:well, you you get the nugs always.
Jerry Pancake:I do. I love the nugs.
Josh Scramble:Fast food isn't cheap. Children.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, I got a double and then I got the nugs and then a drink. It was for it because the lady's like, you should get the meal. And I'm like, I don't I just want it. I don't want the meal because I don't want french fries.
Josh Scramble:You just order it every day.
Jen Pancake:Like, it's shocking that you're excited that it was so much funny. But, yeah, you refused to do the
Jerry Pancake:one get the meal? No.
Josh Scramble:I want an a la carte guy. Damn it.
Jerry Pancake:What I want. I don't want fries.
Jen Pancake:16 nuggets.
Jerry Pancake:Not 16. I want six nuggets. I want a burger, and I want a drink. If you've got a combo for that, oh, you don't? Oh, I have to stuff my face with fries?
Jerry Pancake:I don't fucking like french fries. Dare. I said it.
Josh Scramble:You don't like french fries?
Jen Pancake:He's a he's
Jerry Pancake:a I think they're a they I think they're, like, derivative.
Jen Pancake:Or corn. I mean, I don't even understand what's less American.
Josh Scramble:Do you know
Jerry Pancake:what the fucking cream corn I had to eat when I was a kid? Every meal. Cream corn. Oh my god.
Jen Pancake:What do we got, mom? Cream corn again.
Jerry Pancake:Cream corn and barbecue chicken, which she did make good barbecue chicken, but that was about it.
Jen Pancake:Oh, man. I hated that cream corn too. And I love corn.
Josh Scramble:Cream corn is just like the devil's corn.
Jerry Pancake:It looks like poo.
Josh Scramble:It's poo.
Jen Pancake:Filled with chlamydia.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, god. Jesus
Josh Scramble:Christ. Actually Flumpy. Wouldn't that be like Orville Redenbacher's jizz?
Jen Pancake:Oh, maybe. Was he the devil's too?
Jerry Pancake:Cream corn was bad. We always had those canned green beans.
Josh Scramble:Not a green bean fan.
Jen Pancake:Got the French cut always.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, we didn't do the French cut. We did the big thick
Jen Pancake:It's so fancy.
Jerry Pancake:Big girthy fucking, like, ones that weren't even green. They were like a dark, like, almost a brown color. Brown beans. So much water in them too. Like, they're like, half the cans.
Jen Pancake:Are you how do you even exist? You defy the laws of physics.
Jerry Pancake:It's like, oh, yeah. Thanks, mom. For for the food tonight. Thanks. You really never make us anything that we want.
Jerry Pancake:I'm gonna say Like, these kids these fucking days now, they get, like, my brother will go Oh, guess I'm Brian pancakes. Brian pancake will go to three different, restaurants to get his daughter's food, and he I love him.
Jen Pancake:He's the best dad.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. He is. So he learned. He was like, oh, get the kids what they want. They'll love you then.
Jerry Pancake:Not like our parents where they were like,
Jen Pancake:well, wait.
Josh Scramble:Here all night.
Josh Scramble:You gotta sit
Jerry Pancake:here all night.
Josh Scramble:Girthy green
Jerry Pancake:beans that are sit here.
Jen Pancake:Girthy brown green beans.
Jerry Pancake:You don't yeah. You don't get any popcorn if you don't finish those green beans.
Josh Scramble:How could you have a popcorn if you don't eat your green beans?
Jerry Pancake:God, man. You They just had the worst. That generation lived too long. I'm sorry. They'd have.
Jerry Pancake:And now they're running the fucking country, which is a whole other thing. So Jerry, it's your people your age are running the country. Gen X. I'm no. These old fucks are
Jen Pancake:running Gen X anymore.
Josh Scramble:Jerry, you're 50 years old.
Jen Pancake:You just said you just did a whole episode about get off my lawn. I don't even know if you can count your
Jerry Pancake:I would. Like if I had that grand Torino and those people were bothering me.
Josh Scramble:You were halfway there. You've got to come. You've got an Iraq.
Jerry Pancake:You've got
Jerry Pancake:the you've
Josh Scramble:got the grand Torino of your day.
Jerry Pancake:But didn't the guy do something good after the whole Yeah.
Josh Scramble:He killed the people that were picking on his neighbor.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah.
Josh Scramble:I'll do that. He didn't kill them. He got killed for them.
Jen Pancake:Oh, jeez.
Josh Scramble:Oh, I don't wanna Yeah. So I like that This isn't
Jerry Pancake:a I'm not dying for it.
Jen Pancake:Day because I'll never remember the plot of that movie.
Josh Scramble:No. The boy You're gonna
Jerry Pancake:have to watch it again.
Josh Scramble:It's a good movie.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. I did like it at the time. I remember. I remember thinking, oh, man. I'm mad too.
Jen Pancake:And then I but I'm
Josh Scramble:You get to hear
Jen Pancake:Clearly not.
Josh Scramble:Clint Eastwood being overtly racist to the Asians.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. That that's right. He he didn't like the Asians. No. Or orientals as my dad would say.
Josh Scramble:Well, you hear you get to hear and I'm not endorsing this, but you get to hear them call them zipper heads and all kinds of, like, crazy shit.
Jen Pancake:What?
Jerry Pancake:It's because because he grew up in the World War two times. Clint East in that movie Like, there's a
Josh Scramble:whole scene where he's like,
Jerry Pancake:I don't I knew. Hated, Japanese people or Asian people in those times because of the Pearl Harbor situation.
Jen Pancake:Is there a lesson to be learned from all this then?
Jerry Pancake:I don't
Josh Scramble:know. Watch the movie. I think there's a lesson to
Jerry Pancake:be I don't know. Let's see if there's a lesson to be learned, from one of these clips.
Josh Scramble:Probably not nearly as good as green tree now.
Jen Pancake:Hashtag. Strong street. Oh, because it's got like
Jerry Pancake:I've never seen I'm gonna paint it white because then I could just use the thing. Yeah. Then if I if I get it on the ceiling, She's like, I just
Jen Pancake:Big ass fireplace.
Jerry Pancake:Rainbow sunset on the fireplace.
Jerry Pancake:I did not
Jerry Pancake:do that. Doesn't sound like her,
Jen Pancake:but It sounded exactly.
Jerry Pancake:So, yeah. That's coming up. The Leslie It's so funny. Lattes and Jen Danson.
Jen Pancake:Leslie Lattes asked me if I cared if she We don't care
Jerry Pancake:if you throw everything out. She's like Like, not the TVs. You tell
Jen Pancake:me if you really care. I'm like, I mean, I don't know what you think that I'm gonna say here. I
Jerry Pancake:So I care. Alright. I'm gonna look at some of the stuff we have here. I'm just gonna rifle through. Rifle through what we're looking at.
Jen Pancake:There's like a couple of things in this basement that we're sitting in right now that seem to be holding up the house, and that is concerning.
Jerry Pancake:Well, you don't remove those.
Jen Pancake:Don't get rid of those.
Jerry Pancake:Any of the poles that are holding up the house or the boards.
Jen Pancake:If they wanna remove the whole bathtub, which I'm concerned is gonna cave through the floor at any minute.
Jerry Pancake:They're they're not doing that. I They have, like, three days.
Jen Pancake:But they asked me
Jerry Pancake:They're not professionals.
Jen Pancake:What I would like done
Jerry Pancake:They're gonna move furniture. They're not gonna make us a new bathroom.
Josh Scramble:Oh, I know.
Jerry Pancake:That's expensive.
Jen Pancake:If you wanna know about shit I care about, that those are the things. This Structural That's in the in the middle of the room.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. They've It was all jacked up.
Jen Pancake:Bathtub that continues to kinda leak a little bit
Josh Scramble:into the basement. Get the owners out of this for a second. Let me back this up a little bit for our listeners who have no clue
Jerry Pancake:what's described our house.
Jen Pancake:No idea what's happening right So
Josh Scramble:Leslie Latte has a
Jen Pancake:We have a tiny space.
Josh Scramble:Designer's eye in her own mind. But a lot of people said she's got a good taste, which she has done a good job. But the
Jen Pancake:You've been to the scramble
Josh Scramble:The scramble lots the latte
Jen Pancake:scramble. You
Jerry Pancake:have a beautiful home. And I did
Josh Scramble:nothing to it. I maintain the outside a bit, the pool mostly. Beautiful pool. But Leslie does most of that. So she came over here and just started like, you really need to do this and free up some space over here and one gin pancakes like Do it.
Josh Scramble:Do it. You have free rein. Do whatever you want. And then she's like, Leslie's like, would you really let me do that? And they're like, yes, do it.
Josh Scramble:Just do it. So the pancakes are taking
Jen Pancake:We're going on our staycation where we're staying home.
Josh Scramble:And then Leslie's gonna come over and revolutionize your space planning needs.
Jerry Pancake:At least the upstairs because I don't think they're gonna have
Jen Pancake:sway it.
Jerry Pancake:They're not gonna No. I'm not gonna do anything down here in this so cool studio.
Josh Scramble:Down here, you really can't do much, honestly.
Jerry Pancake:And we can't get rid of any of them. Quite frankly, you can't really
Jen Pancake:do much upstairs either. She'll be she'll be surprised.
Josh Scramble:You might
Josh Scramble:be surprised, but she'll pull
Jerry Pancake:off.
Jen Pancake:I don't know. But I know we what we need to do is do some clips from when for when we first walk in. And the big reveal.
Josh Scramble:Oh, wolf. Yeah. When do you guys
Jerry Pancake:when do you guys they should do some they should do some clips of while they're doing stuff.
Josh Scramble:I will I will come over it. Well, we no longer have to worry about beach days really because it's gonna be cooler.
Jerry Pancake:So Yeah.
Jen Pancake:It is cooler.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. I will come over and I will get some footage and some audio. Scramble on the
Jen Pancake:gonna happen.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Everything in the basement got a big
Jen Pancake:ass fireplace in there.
Jerry Pancake:So Hopefully, they do something with it. We have a
Jen Pancake:I love. That's the reason why I bought the house was the big ass fireplace.
Josh Scramble:Actually, we might have to go on YouTube and let people maybe get a before and after. Oh, yeah. Would be nice. Like, maybe we could do a Yeah. Half audio, half video.
Jen Pancake:Take a pic.
Jerry Pancake:That would be great.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Well, let's see
Jerry Pancake:what we
Josh Scramble:could do on that.
Jen Pancake:I don't know when we come back. I mean, come back from our staycation where we're staying home.
Josh Scramble:Well They're staying in the shed.
Jerry Pancake:In the basement down here where we have a snuffleupagus puppet, a Munchie Chi, an Ernie puppet, an old
Josh Scramble:phone. Chi. Tell it's kind
Jerry Pancake:of a munchie chi.
Josh Scramble:Is not. A telephone.
Jerry Pancake:We have a microscope, an electron mic electric microscope.
Jen Pancake:An electron microscope. We don't have the technology for that.
Josh Scramble:Are you guys
Jerry Pancake:A breaking bad, Bob.
Josh Scramble:Go ahead. The way, because you've been talking about selling that for
Jen Pancake:months. The microscope?
Josh Scramble:I mean, are you guys really doing noise? Oh, man. The microscope.
Jen Pancake:If any of our listeners are interested
Jerry Pancake:in a microscope real microscope, it's a stereo microscope microscope Olympus CH. I was I was trying
Jen Pancake:to figure out a way to
Josh Scramble:use Well, I'm just letting everybody know there's not a lot of medical examination.
Jerry Pancake:No. There isn't a big demand. It turns out Josh scramble for Studio. Microscopes, but I don't know why we have it.
Josh Scramble:Studio. Yeah. Because you could spot the assholes around here with
Jerry Pancake:fucking wire like having a doctor's office of our own probably.
Jen Pancake:We will have to.
Josh Scramble:You don't Once the
Jerry Pancake:studio starts. We'll call it like so cool diagnostic. We're doing we'll do any test for $20.
Josh Scramble:SCD and Z dentistry. So cool diagnostics.
Jen Pancake:AIDS, herpes. Doctor Pancake in the house.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. Gonorrhea. And then we'll get you a prescription from Amazon. $9 a month.
Jen Pancake:Or from from all of our meds that I just cleaned out our
Jerry Pancake:Or expiredpharmacy.com.
Jen Pancake:Oh, we got so much expired.
Josh Scramble:We could diagnose people. Why don't we why don't people
Jerry Pancake:do that?
Jen Pancake:Nothing good, though, druggies. Don't come here.
Josh Scramble:Expiredmeds.com.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. It's gonna be something that
Josh Scramble:Well, I mean, unless it's liquid,
Jen Pancake:it's not gonna work.
Josh Scramble:Solid pills. I don't think they ever really, like,
Jerry Pancake:tell us about compounds and how they degenerate.
Josh Scramble:I think if it's an appeal, it just slightly degrades and the
Jerry Pancake:efficacy is
Jen Pancake:think is gonna happen to you if you take old meds, but all that's gonna happen is nothing because it just won't work anymore. That's why
Jerry Pancake:So they just the the
Jen Pancake:They don't work anymore.
Jerry Pancake:Potency Yes. Gradually degrades.
Jen Pancake:Mostly. Maybe not every single drug, but mostly.
Jerry Pancake:What about like Just specific drugs like Xanax?
Josh Scramble:I think if it's in a pill, it's gonna last a
Jerry Pancake:while. I feel like Xanax is is never like
Jen Pancake:I don't know. I found some shady pills in our little pill drawer the day.
Josh Scramble:I think it would just take longer. Did you take them?
Jen Pancake:I thought about it.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, Jesus.
Jen Pancake:So me and my brother used to do back in the day.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, let's see what happens.
Jen Pancake:Found a pill. Just take it.
Jerry Pancake:It's either an antibiotic or a antipsychotic.
Jen Pancake:I mean, you can look it up, but, like, why take the two seconds when you could just pop it right in your mouth and see what happens.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. You could look it up, but then yeah. I don't know.
Josh Scramble:Do you remember before, like, phones, like smartphones were out? They used to sell that giant the pill book. It was like a miniature phone book where you could like they used to have photos of all the pills, the actual size.
Jerry Pancake:Why did we need that?
Josh Scramble:Because people What if
Jen Pancake:find a straight pill?
Josh Scramble:They used to give out pills like it was no one's business. Like, they
Jen Pancake:would Tic just tacs.
Josh Scramble:They used to just make it rain. Like, you know, just go to
Jerry Pancake:the doctor and they give you a little cup with like 60 pills in it.
Josh Scramble:You know how they used to have ticker tape parades? Like in doctor's offices, they used to just throw them in the air like it was
Jen Pancake:My brother one time that I like, there was we got kicked out of a party. Like, there was some pills laying on the table, what, like, of of the buffet.
Josh Scramble:And you just did them?
Jen Pancake:He, like, he as he's scooping his, like, potato salad on his plate or whatever, he grabbed these pills. He was like, oh, pills. And he just Oh my god. Often, It took him and then I like, whoever was having the party, I have no idea why.
Jerry Pancake:This is
Josh Scramble:my mom's estrogen, dude.
Jen Pancake:No. It wasn't even it was whoever the person was that was having the party. And she threw this big tantrum of like, what? You left it by the potato salad guy.
Jerry Pancake:Why would you leave pills out?
Jen Pancake:Well, either way, we got kicked out of that party.
Josh Scramble:So what the pills end up doing to him?
Jen Pancake:I mean, more of the same, I'm sure, which was
Jerry Pancake:getting fucked up.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Well, that's the thing. People don't leave, like, good pills out. They just leave right there. Oh, that's my
Jen Pancake:I believe it was Vicodin. And I believe that's what my brother said. Oh, Vicodin.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. You shouldn't be leaving stray Vicodin there Vikes everywhere.
Josh Scramble:That's another so cool shirt. Oh, Vicodin.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, Vicodin. Yeah.
Jen Pancake:It's like a a a delicate
Jerry Pancake:Most people would do that. Putting it in your mouth.
Josh Scramble:Oh, Vicodin.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, boy.
Jen Pancake:I think we've we've we've but was there anything else we needed to
Jerry Pancake:No. I think we have wrapped. We should wrap it up. I hope we have a good hour.
Jen Pancake:Listeners at my party on Saturday.
Jerry Pancake:It's gonna be a good birthday, and we'll we're gonna
Jen Pancake:And if I don't, I still love you.
Jerry Pancake:We will get some clips from
Jen Pancake:good time wherever you're at.
Josh Scramble:We will definitely have a lot of clips because we got a lot of shit going on this weekend.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. So much shit going on. We might have a few and then next week, we have a ton of stuff.
Jen Pancake:A two parter.
Josh Scramble:We'll definitely probably have a two parter because we have a jammed Friday, Saturday.
Jerry Pancake:Double deuce. We'll do a double deuce.
Josh Scramble:Part a part one and part two. Triple deuce.
Jerry Pancake:Who knows? Yeah. Three shitty episodes. Alright. It's not gay.
Jerry Pancake:It's all male.
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