Miller Morning Madhouse S2E7: All In Jest...
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Miller Morning Madhouse S2E7: All In Jest...

Jerry Pancake:

Alright. Welcome back to the Miller Morning Man House broadcasting from beautiful Miller Beach where the beer is cold. The trivia is hot and the hangovers usually last until Tuesday. Today, we are breaking down All Ingest Trivia season five game one live from the Marshall j Gardner Center this past Friday. And who else but our very own master of ceremonies, the ringmaster of wrong answers and questionable judgment,

Josh Scramble:

mister Joshua Scramble.

Jerry Pancake:

I am Jerry Pancake, here to stir the pot. And joining me is the one person who keeps the circus from burning down completely.

Jen Pancake:

Jenny Pancake.

Jerry Pancake:

This chaos is proudly brought to you.

Jen Pancake:

Keeping anything from burning down, though. I think there's a fire burning in our house right now.

Jerry Pancake:

Well, there's candles. This chaos is proudly brought brought to you today by socoolshirts.com because wearing a boring shirt is basically a crime. All in just trivia, the only place where being loud and wrong still gets applause. And today's brand new sponsor, Ask Jeeves, the search engine that doesn't just scratch the surface. It goes straight for the well, but hole.

Jen Pancake:

Is that

Jerry Pancake:

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Josh Scramble:

Ask. Ask. Ask. Ask.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. New sponsor. And hey, big news for, drama kids and closet thespians. The Miller Community Theater is holding auditions for their winter production of Almost Maine. If you've ever dreamed of finding love under the northern lights while freezing your butt off in flannel, this is your chance.

Jen Pancake:

Come on out.

Jerry Pancake:

Jenny Pancake, when are these auditions?

Jen Pancake:

Come on out to the Marshall j Gardner Center this Saturday and Sunday.

Josh Scramble:

That would

Jen Pancake:

be 2PM.

Josh Scramble:

That would be October.

Jen Pancake:

Fifth if this makes it out.

Jerry Pancake:

It should. We're gonna try and keep it so we don't have to cut it very much, hopefully.

Jen Pancake:

Directed by Rebecca? Fakasha? Fakasha. Well, I don't know how that

Jerry Pancake:

maybe it was supposed to be frittata. Rebecca frittata.

Josh Scramble:

Rebecca frittata.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Was supposed to be there. For me to

Josh Scramble:

make an executive decision and change it to Rebecca frittata.

Jerry Pancake:

That's way better.

Jen Pancake:

Yeah. I Rebecca frittata.

Jerry Pancake:

I botched it.

Jen Pancake:

It's directed by Rebecca frittata. And so come on out.

Jerry Pancake:

And audition. And what what are we looking for in these auditions?

Jen Pancake:

You don't have to memorize your monologue, but we're looking for a comedic monologue two minutes in length ish. You can read it if you need to.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, like off of notes or your phone. Yeah. Most people do their phone at the

Jen Pancake:

We're not, you know, like, we're, that's gonna become our motto. We're not like other theater groups. We're the cool theater group. You don't have to memorize your monologue. Only only for the actual show.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. I didn't. When I auditioned, I just read right off the page.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, look at that.

Josh Scramble:

It wasn't a monologue, though. Was actually like a scene.

Jen Pancake:

Former thespian Yes. Josh Scramble.

Jerry Pancake:

Josh Scramble was in one of the early productions.

Josh Scramble:

Yep. You're a narrator.

Jen Pancake:

One of the one of the good ones.

Josh Scramble:

Aren't they

Jen Pancake:

all good ones? They're all good ones. But like

Jerry Pancake:

You did have that old timey outfit and makeup on, which I which

Jen Pancake:

It was one of

Jerry Pancake:

Speaking of old

Jen Pancake:

timey impressive costuming. Everyone looked very amazing.

Jerry Pancake:

Speaking of the old timey stuff, the all in jazz trivia, the music round.

Jen Pancake:

The old timey stuff.

Josh Scramble:

Ye old cover tunes.

Jen Pancake:

Ye old cover tunes. Oh, gosh.

Josh Scramble:

I'd say that it would mean shit.

Jen Pancake:

Got us.

Josh Scramble:

Out of a lot of people that know. Explain what that is. So very often for our music rounds, I'm usually looking for a unique kind of challenge. So I will find cover tunes of some way form like some weird one. And we had had this before a few years ago, but pretty much I had found a bunch of like medieval times style covers.

Jerry Pancake:

Love the medieval times.

Jen Pancake:

Like a pan flute. Like Yeah. Don't even Recorder.

Josh Scramble:

Lot. Yeah. Whatever that even is. Some sheepskin drums.

Jen Pancake:

Yeah. Sheepskin drum, probably.

Josh Scramble:

And it it did not entertain some. I got a lot of moans and groans, but I love it.

Jen Pancake:

All of the instruments that you that would render a song, unrecognizable.

Jerry Pancake:

And and also, they will There is a medieval band coming, to the Marshall j Gardner Center, I think.

Josh Scramble:

There's a cork head.

Jerry Pancake:

Okay. Alright. They're called the fourteen ninety twos.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, jeez. Alright. There we go. Anything about that one? I don't, I'm not necessarily sure

Josh Scramble:

of that. But they they did have get sponsored by the country of Portugal though.

Jen Pancake:

Yes. If anyone's interested in that, call first.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. If you have a medieval band, we could maybe use you on the podcast. In studio. Right here.

Josh Scramble:

Or or a trivia

Jen Pancake:

down to the studio so we can jam to some old timey songs.

Jerry Pancake:

But so what we're just give us a couple of the songs that were in that category.

Josh Scramble:

Well, we started off with it was a funny because I was what testing with Leslie Latte to see if she was going to give Because away the one time I played was just named that tune and I played Kung Fu Fighting, which she loves. And then she was like, when it went everybody was Leslie yells out,

Jerry Pancake:

Kung Fu Fighting. And

Josh Scramble:

pretty much gave everyone the answer. I actually have them on my phone. I could give a little sample.

Jerry Pancake:

Let's do a little sample because we did open with a little

Jen Pancake:

back of rage.

Jerry Pancake:

A little people were singing along to the Afro man. Maybe you can give us that version of

Josh Scramble:

Oh, yeah. The because

Jerry Pancake:

I got I song.

Josh Scramble:

Sure. Let me get through the ad on YouTube first. So everyone's like, where did you find these? I'm like, YouTube. Where do you find anything stupid?

Jerry Pancake:

Like, there are people out there recording medieval cover tunes.

Josh Scramble:

And and not just a few old

Jen Pancake:

timey cover.

Josh Scramble:

Not just a few I this playlist I found had 1,400.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, my.

Josh Scramble:

I mean, of them will repeat, but

Jerry Pancake:

I mean That's some light. That's like a It's a dedication. Job.

Josh Scramble:

So let me give you a sample here of what the AfroMan.

Jen Pancake:

And

Jerry Pancake:

your brain is just scrambling.

Jen Pancake:

Well, it doesn't help that the music rounds in the second half of the night because

Jerry Pancake:

Well, we do have some

Jen Pancake:

Many of

Jerry Pancake:

us are often chemically Some I don't know.

Jen Pancake:

Advanced by them.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Some things

Jen Pancake:

Even though it was a bad song, I believe our team, Super Beach, which was resurrected. FYI.

Jerry Pancake:

We so we do have some clips.

Jen Pancake:

Wrong, I believe. Did we get it wrong? No. We got it right.

Jerry Pancake:

We got it right. We got that

Josh Scramble:

one right.

Jen Pancake:

Got it. Because I remember not

Jerry Pancake:

We got the all star smasher. Right. Right. Wrong.

Jen Pancake:

Yeah. Let's not even go there.

Jerry Pancake:

That was almost there was almost some violence brawl. Yeah. Over that one. Somebody wrote down the wrong thing. We're not gonna say

Jen Pancake:

It was a team effort of badness. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

We had a bad round, but let's listen to one of these clips here real quick. Jerry Pancake here with Miller Morning Madhouse with our most terrible fan, Scotty, who has not listened since last season. Didn't realize we were back. We are back. Scotty, what do you have to say for yourself?

Jen Pancake:

I was cackling in the background.

Jerry Pancake:

Notifications after someone took a lengthy lengthy break between episodes.

Jen Pancake:

I mean, I don't like

Jerry Pancake:

That is Was it a month? Exactly what a lawyer would say. Yes. That's exactly what lawyer would say. Someone took a lengthy break.

Jerry Pancake:

I take

Josh Scramble:

some major umbrage with that.

Jerry Pancake:

I do. Just as a PSA, we are on all the real podcast apps. Like, somebody a couple people at the at the All Ingest I'm trivia mentioned sorry. I lost the website. Whatever.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, we are on Apple Podcasts. We are on Spotify. We are on all the things. If you search Miller Morning Man House, it will come up.

Josh Scramble:

Do you mean other than the giant ass QR code that's shown on the screen that's half the slide?

Jerry Pancake:

Know how to do pod casts was a couple people say, or I don't do pod how QR codes work. Well, if you wanna laugh, you can listen. Otherwise, you know, we're not doing this in person.

Josh Scramble:

God, no.

Jerry Pancake:

Not gonna We're not gonna sit at the Flamingo and talk on microphones.

Jen Pancake:

Well, that

Jerry Pancake:

Although if

Josh Scramble:

you just sat at the Flamingo and like sat right behind our table, like, it'd be Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

This would be similar.

Jen Pancake:

I would venture to say that because they can't search for it is because they don't know the name

Jerry Pancake:

of it.

Josh Scramble:

That's bullshit too.

Jen Pancake:

I'm just saying.

Jerry Pancake:

Well, you can search for the Miller Morning Man House. We are a production of the So Cool podcast.

Jen Pancake:

If they don't know that name or that name.

Josh Scramble:

If you're

Jerry Pancake:

not Well

Josh Scramble:

If you don't know the name If

Jerry Pancake:

don't know, you could search Jerry Pancake. It's a bunch of work out there.

Jen Pancake:

Maybe some people are just mildly paying attention.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. That's probably true. It's hard for some people to get through life with this technology nowadays. I know.

Jen Pancake:

Struggle is real. Really real.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. But, Scottie Skillets, I, I take some major on bridge with your with your comment there. We took a very short overall break because we were back on by the beginning of summer, and your lack of searching and

Jerry Pancake:

caring. All you gotta do is Don't worry.

Jen Pancake:

You won't be listening to this either.

Jerry Pancake:

You have to follow or whatever. Subscribe. We don't charge you anything, by the way. This is free.

Jen Pancake:

Scotty Skillet, permanent new permanent member of Super Beach.

Josh Scramble:

Not if he doesn't know how to find a goddamn podcast.

Jen Pancake:

He might be kicked kicked out from a trivia master.

Jerry Pancake:

I don't know. We can't afford to lose him.

Josh Scramble:

I can't do that. I can't tell people what team to

Jen Pancake:

Many go away times, he's the voice of reason. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

On your team of heathens, yeah, probably.

Jerry Pancake:

And he does provide at least somewhat of a younger perspective to some of, you know, this time didn't help. We had old timey medieval music. We had rocks. But the minute we get like a log, we get a law category. Maybe A

Jen Pancake:

law category.

Jerry Pancake:

Maybe he'll Actually, did know there are

Josh Scramble:

several other lawyers. Law and Order. I think it was the end of the last season or maybe before.

Jerry Pancake:

There are a few lawyers that play.

Josh Scramble:

But by the way, like

Jen Pancake:

I have no recollection of that. Not surprising.

Josh Scramble:

I thought that I thought rocks was going to be like a faux pas, like, ugh, you're gonna ask us geology questions. I announced get your rocks off, and everyone's like, yes.

Jerry Pancake:

Like the Rolling Stones. This is gonna be the Rolling Stones category.

Josh Scramble:

It wasn't wasn't that, but I was They just like

Jen Pancake:

were just excited about rocks.

Josh Scramble:

But no, I said it's all about rocks and rock like things like geology kind of stuff.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, like, do you think they thought it was maybe about like

Josh Scramble:

No. I think orgasm? They No. I think they knew it was about rocks because it

Jerry Pancake:

was after

Josh Scramble:

I said that, and I'm like, yes. And I'm like, okay. This is not going the way I thought it would.

Jen Pancake:

I'm sure it was PhDs nuts who got excited about Raj.

Josh Scramble:

Eric's the loudest man in trivia.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, yeah.

Jen Pancake:

Very excited that guy.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, yeah. But they lost.

Josh Scramble:

Wait. They did.

Jen Pancake:

Eric toast toast.

Jerry Pancake:

Eric toast toast. It's easier. Everybody called him that, like a million times, so I can't use any of those clips. Unfortunately, he said his own name several times.

Josh Scramble:

I said his name very many times calling him out for being the loudest. It's no it's no joke. I love I love Toast.

Jen Pancake:

We love you.

Jerry Pancake:

Toast. Dancin, also very annoyed about the loudness of that particular team. He's complained several times to me.

Josh Scramble:

I mean, short of arresting somebody, I have done about everything I can to say, please shut the fuck up.

Jen Pancake:

I mean, well, let's let's be, like, let's in your defense, there were a 120 people in the room. Let's give it up for scramble.

Jerry Pancake:

Was a wreck. Yeah. Let's, let's get a little clip from you there.

Josh Scramble:

Me? Oh, I was gonna say, don't remember you talking.

Jerry Pancake:

Jettie Pancake. Maybe I'm recording. Maybe not. Coming to you live from season five, I think. Season five.

Jerry Pancake:

All in just trivia to a

Jen Pancake:

packed house almost sold out. We have almost used every single chair in the house. Incredible, Josh Scramble. Incredible.

Jerry Pancake:

Yes. You were very excited, both of you.

Josh Scramble:

Weirdly, that was true. We almost used every chair

Jen Pancake:

in Every the single chair. I like, the last time I went back, I think somebody told me to grab five chairs. And I think we had, like, two left after that if there were even two. I don't remember. But it was I mean, it it was

Josh Scramble:

There were some crackers coming on. Have get

Jen Pancake:

some more chairs.

Jerry Pancake:

You might have to get tables. More tables.

Josh Scramble:

Tables and chairs. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

Tables. Get tables. I mean, but it is it really is

Jen Pancake:

a testament to just how good the trivia is.

Josh Scramble:

Well, thank

Jen Pancake:

And hopefully, everybody that were that that came that was new where do we have new people?

Josh Scramble:

I would there were several new teams.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, it seemed like it.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Was there was

Jerry Pancake:

a bunch them.

Jerry Pancake:

Thought we

Jen Pancake:

were gonna have to put them in the front of the house.

Jerry Pancake:

They're unquestionably better. That's right.

Josh Scramble:

I heard better. Whenever have we given Sandy a breakfast name yet?

Jerry Pancake:

She's not, it's Susie Sausage. So Sandy

Josh Scramble:

I don't know. Anyway.

Jen Pancake:

Sandy French toast?

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. That's the

Josh Scramble:

I think we gave well, we're after Did

Jerry Pancake:

you give everyone?

Josh Scramble:

We have such a roster.

Jen Pancake:

I know.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, forgot. We're gonna need a spreadsheet for I'll these breakfast

Josh Scramble:

put it right after the questions for trivia. But, yeah, she said she gave me a very nice compliment. She said, you know, it's quite the production and experience. She's like, it's like trivia with jazz hands. Like, I don't

Jerry Pancake:

know It how is. It's very sophisticated for a trivia game.

Jen Pancake:

Much like jazz hands.

Jerry Pancake:

I hope nobody does jazz hands in front of me.

Jen Pancake:

A jazz hands category.

Jerry Pancake:

Because I will put my jazz hands on some Calm down.

Jen Pancake:

Calm down.

Jerry Pancake:

I was very, very angry as you you you'll hear in some of these

Jen Pancake:

So angry. More angrier than

Jerry Pancake:

usual. Yeah. I there was kind of a theme that I wanted to, like, start fights with people. Let's listen to this.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, boy. There's so much violence in the MJC.

Jerry Pancake:

Jerry Pancake with the Miller Morning Man House here with Rebecca Focaccia. No. This is not the right one. Sorry. Anyway, yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

I, at one point, you know, I wanted to maybe fight another team.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, really? Can you tell me where in the room they were in relation without giving you Who?

Jerry Pancake:

It was probably the team that everybody didn't like. Trauma. With with the air toast team.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, because they were stacked.

Jerry Pancake:

PhDs nuts. Yeah. Like you can't just and they brought in other trivia people, which I know you do play in other But like, what's the etiquette with that?

Jen Pancake:

The etiquette? You can bring whoever you want.

Josh Scramble:

My etiquette is I always go

Jerry Pancake:

and try and win. I mean, you're gonna bring encyclopedia Brown into If you wanna win. The trivia. Right. I mean He's probably barred from every trivia.

Jerry Pancake:

Who? Encyclopedia Brown. Was he there? It seemed like he was on that team. If you have scientists.

Josh Scramble:

That doesn't always work though.

Jen Pancake:

Yeah. I'm a scientist. Didn't work for us. Although, I definitely knew what the rock answers were not, which was most of our answers. Didn't know of the right ones, but

Josh Scramble:

But no, like I said at the game, trivia is not a mutual mutually exclusive thing. I, you know, support the others. Go I was go and check out my competition and see where I stack up and try and make my game better if I can or just

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, your game is unquestionably better.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. So the reason we keep Sherry keeps saying this is our motto. Mean, I'll let people judge for themselves, but I like to think that mine is But I mean

Jen Pancake:

Pretty extravagant.

Josh Scramble:

It's also a different beast

Jen Pancake:

trivia with jazz hands.

Josh Scramble:

It's also a different beast than a lot of bar trivia because I do have audio and video and it's multimedia. It's more of a game show than a traditional

Jerry Pancake:

fantastic.

Jen Pancake:

Speaking of the bars, shout out for another large bar tab for for trivia.

Jerry Pancake:

How yeah. How that was a big big Getting

Jen Pancake:

up there. Getting not the largest

Jerry Pancake:

We can drink here. But I think I have that clip though

Josh Scramble:

Okay.

Jerry Pancake:

That I can play, Maybe. Miller Mornay Manaus here with Leslie Scramble. What do you have to say about, this night's trivia other than your coughing and hacking?

Leslie Lattes:

I mean, it's a crowd that we've never seen before. I think I've counted a 117 people, but Woah. Josh will let us know at the end of the night how many there actually are, but it's crazy in here.

Jerry Pancake:

Do you think if we decided as a group to kill one or two people here that that we could do it?

Leslie Lattes:

I think we can kill everyone here. Just you and I.

Jerry Pancake:

We're gonna have to

Leslie Lattes:

side of the house out.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. We'll get Brad. We'll get Brad on our team and then Brad,

Leslie Lattes:

you and I can take out Brad. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

A lot of people these people look weak, some of them.

Jen Pancake:

Brad Brad was very excited as

Jerry Pancake:

well as Brad.

Josh Scramble:

He was. So we we changed Leslie's name from missus Scramble to Leslie Latte. Maybe we should call her Leslie Jonestown Kool Aid.

Jerry Pancake:

We can kill the entire room. I was just trying to get a reaction. She did choke again once again

Jen Pancake:

on I'll never remember Brad's long name. I just won't. Well, that's why we need the spreadsheet.

Josh Scramble:

I know. We do need the spreadsheet because

Jerry Pancake:

I Yeah. He does have a very long name, I think.

Jen Pancake:

We're gonna have to put that one on the big screen over there.

Josh Scramble:

I'm amazed that, missus Latte did not freak out when you stuck a microphone. It was your phone, so that's probably why.

Jerry Pancake:

She did. She did. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Big fear of public speaking

Jen Pancake:

on her though.

Jerry Pancake:

I I I did get her. Another person did try to run away from me. Let's listen to her. And we are with Beth. No.

Jerry Pancake:

She's running away from me.

Josh Scramble:

Hang on. We'll replay it. Hang on.

Jerry Pancake:

We're here with Beth now. I got a lot of that. She did turn.

Jen Pancake:

She turned to run.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. She turned to run. That was yeah. I got a lot of that, but let's listen here. And we are with Beth.

Jerry Pancake:

She's running away from me. How do you feel about your chances tonight, Beth?

Jamie MCGriddles:

I feel pretty solid that I'm gonna get the favorite response of the night. I'm gonna bottle of wine, that's all I care about.

Jerry Pancake:

Alright. Well, some people alcohol is more

Jen Pancake:

important than this. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

My response was, I guess, the alcohol is important to some people.

Josh Scramble:

Well, the the prices are both

Jerry Pancake:

Apparently, the whole room with that barbell. What was the barbell?

Josh Scramble:

The total at the bar and what they brought in? Yeah. I don't know if I feel comfortable saying it because it's private financial information.

Jerry Pancake:

Well, you could just be like 5 figures.

Josh Scramble:

It was it was under 4, but it was the second highest bar total we've ever had for a trivia night in four and a half years.

Jen Pancake:

Approaching four. Let's just

Jerry Pancake:

say that. People were drinking Well quite a bit.

Josh Scramble:

They ran out of booze. They did? Close. They came close to I mean

Jen Pancake:

That's that doesn't surprise me.

Josh Scramble:

So I think there's going to be

Jen Pancake:

You never you never know what you're gonna get here in Miller. Some nights approaching 4 figures, other nights, meh.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah.

Jen Pancake:

But

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. You could get like

Jen Pancake:

I know I was pounding them down. Sounded like it. As I don't remember helping clean up.

Josh Scramble:

So Honestly, you but I a big shout out to all those who always help clean up. I mean, it's always made I'm in my own world trying to like give away the grand prize, give away my favorite answer. And by the time I really look up

Jen Pancake:

It's done. Right?

Josh Scramble:

Half the room's already done.

Jen Pancake:

Pretty close.

Jerry Pancake:

Can you tell us your favorite answer? Do you remember what it was?

Josh Scramble:

Oh, So there was a clue if you go on our Facebook. I know not everyone's on Facebook, but it's the easiest way to organize like events. In our sports and games round, I asked what is the name of this game as a visual clue? And it was Koob or Viking chess as that should be known as. And our favorite answer was actually a PhD's nuts, and it was sticks and dicks.

Jen Pancake:

I don't even remember

Jerry Pancake:

that Sticks and dicks. I did look like the was snacks and snacks.

Josh Scramble:

Snack no. Snacks over or facts over snacks.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, I thought it

Jen Pancake:

Over snacks.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, I thought it was snacks over snacks. They won?

Josh Scramble:

They won in overtime because it was a second. We had a tie with PhDs nuts and snacks are the facts over snacks.

Jen Pancake:

I had definitely lost interest in who was going to win.

Josh Scramble:

On the third

Jen Pancake:

Wasn't us.

Josh Scramble:

On the third question and sudden death, the snack team took it away.

Josh Scramble:

WSBR Super Beach Radio, the best station between Rush and Ripley. We love playing music, but right now, we have to pay some bills. Hey,

Jerry Pancake:

mom. Starving. What's your dinner tonight?

Leslie Lattes:

Hey, Johnny. We're having your dad's favorite, Trump's old balls.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, ma. I hate Trump's old ball.

Leslie Lattes:

I do too, but it makes your dad so happy.

Jerry Pancake:

Smell really bad, mom. Saggy.

Leslie Lattes:

Don't forget. They're also bad for you. I think you're dead, Tom.

Jerry Pancake:

Hey, honey. Are those Trump's old balls I smell?

Leslie Lattes:

Your favorite, honey.

Jerry Pancake:

I just can't seem to go a day without wanting to

Jerry Pancake:

put Trump's old balls in my mouth. I love them so much.

Leslie Lattes:

Well, hang up your noose, your shotgun, and your MAGA hat, and dig into Trump's old balls, honey.

Jerry Pancake:

Why do we have to eat Trump's old balls all the time?

Jerry Pancake:

Shut up and put them in

Jerry Pancake:

your mouth before I give you a whipping, you little Obama ball licker. You probably aren't even my kid.

Leslie Lattes:

Aw, honey.

Jerry Pancake:

Trump's old balls. The more you eat them, the worse they taste. Possible side effects from consuming Trump's old balls are racism, sexism, fascism, narcissism, tiny hands, incontinence, intolerance, male pattern baldness, red hats, shoe lifts, standing wear, delusions, sex demon syndrome, raw dogging, and demon sperm. And also the obligatory in the bathroom here. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

All in just trivia.

Jen Pancake:

The acoustics in there

Jerry Pancake:

are malfunction. So I have my flash light on. But this is a good night. We are having a terrible day on.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, no.

Jerry Pancake:

So hopefully, we recover and pace these next few rounds.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, Jerry.

Jerry Pancake:

Competitive tonight.

Jen Pancake:

Sounds like you waited a long time for that one.

Jerry Pancake:

I did. Well I did. You don't wanna break the yeah. Like, you gotta wait till break.

Jen Pancake:

You don't need.

Josh Scramble:

I mean,

Jerry Pancake:

you don't have to,

Josh Scramble:

but That was one thing I felt bad about. The scoring breaks took a little bit longer because we had 21 teams, so it took a few minutes. But there's enough time to run-in, run out.

Jerry Pancake:

Strong stream,

Josh Scramble:

by the way. Strong stream.

Jerry Pancake:

I did. It was enough

Jen Pancake:

time to get pretty wasted. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

I so it was annoying me because we were backed by that door that goes into the back area.

Josh Scramble:

Mhmm.

Jerry Pancake:

And for some reason, they had left it closed. Temperature.

Josh Scramble:

That's why.

Jerry Pancake:

Okay. But for us to be recording clips and whatnot, people were just slamming that door. So a lot of the initial clips that I recorded were not usable because people are going in and out. In the garden. No one can figure out how to open the door.

Jerry Pancake:

Does it open this way? Does it open this way?

Josh Scramble:

Future games, you might not have to worry about that because it was warm out and with the AC was working well and with that many people, they were trying to keep it cool up there and but that it was much warmer in the background, which

Jen Pancake:

was definitely really didn't feel like it made a bit of difference to me. It was warm in there.

Jerry Pancake:

Well It was, but you're gonna have a lot of people in there.

Jen Pancake:

I mean, was just a ton of people. It's gonna happen.

Jerry Pancake:

It's gonna get warm wherever.

Jen Pancake:

The light being out was odd though.

Jerry Pancake:

It was

Josh Scramble:

fixed by the end of the night though, which I found weird like this.

Jerry Pancake:

Could have

Josh Scramble:

been in like a breaker. May oh, didn't well?

Jen Pancake:

Maybe. Mike Danson was on this on the scene there.

Jerry Pancake:

He changed the light bulb, but

Jen Pancake:

it didn't work still.

Josh Scramble:

Then it must have been a breaker because by the when we were done cleaning up, it was magically fixed.

Jerry Pancake:

Well, I was gonna say it was a breaker because it has a motion sensor

Josh Scramble:

Right.

Jerry Pancake:

Switch. So even if the bulb was out, like it has a light on the switch that was not

Josh Scramble:

Very true.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, that should have been a Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

I was drunk though. So

Josh Scramble:

It's an old building. It's got quirks. Alright.

Jerry Pancake:

So we did have

Jen Pancake:

I mean, you managed to make it in the bowl. It sounded like Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. There was Despite the

Josh Scramble:

I don't know if Jerry even needs to go to the prox hour just anytime soon. That's the prostate.

Jen Pancake:

So Was it?

Jerry Pancake:

Pretty much score on the last PSA.

Jen Pancake:

So Very strong stream again. Yet again, couple strong

Jerry Pancake:

strong streamers in

Jen Pancake:

a row.

Jerry Pancake:

That's what they call, Josh and I, real strong streamers.

Jen Pancake:

I'm gonna have to get my pee on somewhere.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, I we we'll get Let's see if I can

Jen Pancake:

keep up with

Jerry Pancake:

these. I mean, I don't know. They've That might be

Josh Scramble:

Anything you can be. I could be better. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

Don't know if the I don't know if you get the same

Jen Pancake:

Aggressive peeing.

Jerry Pancake:

Well because of the, you know Oh, I

Jen Pancake:

can really get it down in

Jerry Pancake:

there. Alright. Alright.

Jen Pancake:

You'll be surprised.

Jerry Pancake:

Let's hear a little bit a word from our sponsor, live on the scene there. All in just trivia is sponsored this week by Ask Jeeves, the new, porno search site. Check it out at askjeeves.com. That was one of my, ideas, I guess. I don't know.

Jerry Pancake:

Which is I

Jen Pancake:

came how did like, I don't even remember that.

Jerry Pancake:

Well, so somebody commented on one of the questions, like, where the fuck did you get that question from? Ask Jeeves.

Josh Scramble:

I actually asked an Ask Jeeves question last year.

Jerry Pancake:

You did? Yeah. So I was just like, well, no. Maybe it was from ask Jeeves. And I thought that was pretty funny.

Josh Scramble:

That was good. I like ask Jeeves.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. It's a good it's like, you know, they got a lot of porn aggregator sites. We should get in on it.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Might as well.

Jen Pancake:

I mean, business deals. Business deals.

Jerry Pancake:

Let's do business deals. So let's shift a little bit here and talk about we've we've had kind of a second summer that just started probably this past weekend.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Because it was cool, got hot, got cool again, and now it's back to warm again. It's hot.

Jen Pancake:

It's hot today. So Hot in the studio down here.

Jerry Pancake:

Saturday was a a full on perfect beach day. Probably one of the most perfect beach

Jen Pancake:

days I would say the best of the summer.

Josh Scramble:

Close. Summer. But that had nothing to do with the weather. I that violent scramble is about to make an appearance.

Jerry Pancake:

Alright. It was close, but it was almost

Jen Pancake:

Alright. Alright.

Jerry Pancake:

And kind of it was kind of, I guess, we'll say tainted. A perfect day was maybe spoiled?

Jen Pancake:

I mean, it wasn't.

Jerry Pancake:

By a percentage, because you had a 10 out of 10 day, 10 out of this point. Yes. And then you don't you did not for sure.

Josh Scramble:

It was definitely a roller coaster.

Jerry Pancake:

Alright. Let's go. I'm gonna give it to you, Josh scramble and you can go through what happened.

Josh Scramble:

To our loyal listeners, not long ago in a galaxy very close to us, I gave you a rule. And that was on air show. I said, don't just take your shit, drop it next to someone and just sit down. It's like peeing next to the guy in the urine in the bathroom when there's a line of urinals and you're only two. True to form, someone local that we know of.

Josh Scramble:

I'm not gonna mention names. I'm not gonna mention hints. I'm just gonna say, rode down, drop their shit. They're not in our social circle. Drop their shit and just set up literally two feet from us and then just blend it in like they belong.

Jen Pancake:

Just hopped right in the group.

Josh Scramble:

Not even not Nary

Jerry Pancake:

a hollow.

Josh Scramble:

So no. No hellos. Just boom. We're here now. You're welcome.

Jerry Pancake:

Our current tribe.

Jen Pancake:

We're not

Jerry Pancake:

we're not exclusive. We're

Jen Pancake:

not We're

Jerry Pancake:

not exclusive. And if like people can move in and out from tribe to tribe.

Jen Pancake:

This one was just very unexpected.

Josh Scramble:

It's one of the last beach days.

Jen Pancake:

Very puzzling.

Josh Scramble:

I don't want to have to be on. Like, don't want to have to be like public me. I want to be the, you know, just

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah, we're all chilling down there. We're not trying to, like, you know, put on a comedy show.

Jen Pancake:

Aren't we?

Josh Scramble:

Or we're I I don't want So

Jerry Pancake:

it was part it was the way they rolled up. It was aggressive. Alright. So it's a 1983 probably Honda.

Josh Scramble:

It was early four four wheeler. It was retro for sure.

Jerry Pancake:

It's yellow. It doesn't run very well. It smells super bad. The exhaust like it's

Josh Scramble:

burning oil. Said people are listening. I don't have any personal issue with you at the same time. I don't wanna learn about you on my day off.

Jerry Pancake:

It smelled like a snowmobile just came onto the beach.

Josh Scramble:

Also, the tires were inflated way too high. Yeah. Because you

Jerry Pancake:

Almost got our friend Sandy Covered in sand. French toast covered in sand and didn't seem to care.

Josh Scramble:

No. Also because it

Jerry Pancake:

was up like a With a full on

Jen Pancake:

wig. Like with a just the wheels spinning

Jerry Pancake:

Full on wig.

Jen Pancake:

Throwing sand everywhere.

Jerry Pancake:

For no no reason, wig.

Jen Pancake:

Yeah. Made sense to

Josh Scramble:

me. Well, Jerry loves wigs, which

Jerry Pancake:

I love. Love wigs, and I I in any other scenario that would be appropriate. Also, wearing a so cool shirt. One of the original designs, I can't fault. But but my contention, and you can everybody has their own thoughts on this, is that our our current tribe that we hang with the most, which is scramble, myself

Jen Pancake:

Everyone knows.

Jerry Pancake:

Jetty pancake.

Jen Pancake:

Run through it.

Jerry Pancake:

That's really a

Jen Pancake:

great job.

Jerry Pancake:

Lattes. All those people, we are a bit west of the rush path. Is that

Josh Scramble:

accurate? The rush path.

Jerry Pancake:

Okay. East of the rush path. And, there's another group, Jose Chilli Achilles, his group, and they're a little wilder, a little younger. You know, they like Maybe more into wigs. Maybe more into wigs.

Josh Scramble:

Younger than you.

Jerry Pancake:

And I feel like, these people thought that we were them. Like we were a different and then it was too embarrassing to like

Josh Scramble:

No. Be like, oh I really

Jen Pancake:

don't think that's what happened at all.

Josh Scramble:

I'm I'm kinda on Mrs. Pink. Like, the thing that bothered me the most is

Jerry Pancake:

you Not

Jen Pancake:

everyone in the world had

Josh Scramble:

There wasn't even a hello. It was just boom. Here's my shit. And I was a like, I really wanted to be like, excuse me, like, no offense, like

Jerry Pancake:

You did. Yeah. You did. Yeah. Like, what the fuck are you doing here?

Jen Pancake:

It was it was dicey there. Right in the beginning, it was like

Josh Scramble:

And by dicey, this is pancakes keeping it very political. Seven of us got up and got into the water. Yeah. And one of us Immediately. Was violently just being like, what the fuck is going on?

Josh Scramble:

And why don't any of you give a shit about this? Why aren't like, I want to say something to which I got well, what are you going to say? I mean, just excuse me. No offense. But like, we really don't know you.

Josh Scramble:

Is there a reason you're plowing your shit right next to us?

Jen Pancake:

I did walk out of the water and I was like, knew we were gonna have to have a meeting about this.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To convene in the water.

Josh Scramble:

And then I was accused of, well, there's a time limit. I'm like, no, there isn't. There is no time limits.

Jerry Pancake:

Well A time limit, like, for how

Jen Pancake:

long they could stay?

Josh Scramble:

No. But for, like, how long you could, like, normally respond to someone like, why are you here?

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Like, you had to do it right away.

Josh Scramble:

Yes. Which is why I was asking everyone like, why the fuck are we not acting?

Jen Pancake:

Like, once they get settled, you can't really like

Jerry Pancake:

No. They were they they were there. They weren't moving. So And Mike Danson is what I'm gonna call him because I don't have a breakfast name for him, but he does dance.

Josh Scramble:

He does dance. Quite

Jen Pancake:

does dance.

Jerry Pancake:

But he took he took the bullet. Bullet for sure.

Jen Pancake:

I mean, was no bullet to take.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, he talked to them

Josh Scramble:

and To Danson's defense, he likes to engage, like, if you

Jerry Pancake:

With ever strangers.

Josh Scramble:

If you ever go on vacation with Danson, it's the easiest thing ever. Like, oh, there's hey, Danson, why don't you go check that out and let us know what's going on? He will investigate, get the lowdown, find out, report back. He's awesome at that. But I was just like, again, no so to any of our

Jerry Pancake:

listeners He was feeling

Josh Scramble:

see me on the beach and you're just like, say hello, cool. But if you just roll up and just drop your shit next to me, I'm not gonna be the friendliest because I do not, like, I don't need to be on all the time.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, I can share food

Jen Pancake:

I really think anyone to

Jerry Pancake:

or like

Josh Scramble:

There was none of that.

Jen Pancake:

Either way.

Josh Scramble:

Anyway, like So A reinforcement of the rule, don't just drop your shit next to someone. At least say, hey, and ask. We also

Jerry Pancake:

there was no literally no one.

Jen Pancake:

We need to Down there. No. We're gonna need about a 10 to 20 foot buffer.

Jerry Pancake:

There was like, you 50. Could've You could've

Josh Scramble:

Fifth on a day like that, 50 feet.

Jerry Pancake:

50 feet. 50 feet. Easy. There was no one on the beach. You could have been like, oh my god.

Jerry Pancake:

Hey, guys. They could have stopped by and said, oh, isn't this awesome? I'll be more surprising. Like, there's so much room. But,

Josh Scramble:

like, we have talked about this before on a busy day. I understand if you have to cram your shit close. But like there was no one down there comparative to other weekends.

Jen Pancake:

It was definitely an empty beach with lots of room for activities.

Jerry Pancake:

But it was a great day.

Josh Scramble:

It was.

Jerry Pancake:

You know, probably eight out of 10.

Jen Pancake:

I gotta say, I don't think there was any harm or foul that came of that. It was a passing. A passing. I I'm She

Jerry Pancake:

was just as annoyed. Let the record show at

Josh Scramble:

the time.

Jerry Pancake:

Come on. In sober light of day.

Jen Pancake:

Immediately, I was like, what? Oh.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. You were like, what the fuck? You texted me.

Josh Scramble:

No. That was me. I

Jen Pancake:

did not.

Josh Scramble:

I texted you. Oh,

Jerry Pancake:

yeah. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

I went away. WTF exclamation point.

Jen Pancake:

Yeah. I see that happening. Exchange happening. However

Josh Scramble:

Like, you could have called me clairvoyant because I saw that rolling down. I'm like, you do not do that. And sure enough, like

Jerry Pancake:

They did end up leaving probably I wonder if it was Did they stay for an hour?

Jen Pancake:

Feel welcome.

Jerry Pancake:

Did they stay for an hour?

Josh Scramble:

Don't know. And frankly, don't care.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, mean, we were all in the water literally the whole time.

Jen Pancake:

I think pretty

Josh Scramble:

much Except dancing. He stayed there like a champ the whole

Jerry Pancake:

time Mike was rolling in hot from golf outing and feeling

Jen Pancake:

to chat.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Ready to chat.

Josh Scramble:

Not single, but ready to mingle.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, definitely ready to mingle. So waving his hands around wildly.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Telling stories about the golf outing. Yeah. Because everybody that's what everybody wants to hear, at the beach when you come off a golf outing, the stories about everyone's shots. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

I don't know that, like especially people you don't know.

Jen Pancake:

How do you know that's what they were talking about?

Jerry Pancake:

Because I he had the same he was telling the same stories to me, and then I went in the water.

Josh Scramble:

It's a white guy golfing thing. Like, you recave it.

Jerry Pancake:

You recave it. And he's like, oh, don't you know so and so? Don't you read chief or the cowboy? And I'm like, I don't fucking know that guy,

Josh Scramble:

Mike. So cowboy on 17. I like

Jerry Pancake:

it. 17. He hit it into the other on the fairway on 18. I'm like, okay. Like, I don't I don't know.

Jerry Pancake:

Playing It's a it's a white guy golf

Jen Pancake:

life, Mark Cargele. You can't use real names. That was not a real name. Not a real name.

Jerry Pancake:

Cargele.

Jen Pancake:

It's not a breakfast day, but

Josh Scramble:

Well.

Jen Pancake:

But either way, they had a good time.

Jerry Pancake:

Guy that almost peed on us. No. Let's

Jen Pancake:

just say that. They had a good time. And and I, you know

Josh Scramble:

Oh, but speaking of old vehicles, this is also a weird phenomenon I noticed in the past few weeks. Did either of you see the makeshift fused car lot at the old Wilco building? Oh, no. You near the shit shit, not the shit go, the sit go. Although, depending how you feel It

Jerry Pancake:

should go. I mean, they probably you probably can't use that bathroom.

Josh Scramble:

I don't even know. Probably not. I don't know

Jerry Pancake:

if you'd want to. Like, some of these gas stations in bad neighborhoods, they will not let you use the bathroom.

Josh Scramble:

They're purposely dirty as shit.

Jerry Pancake:

No. They just won't. Oh, yeah. Like

Jen Pancake:

I don't think I left the house for two weeks, so I must have missed it. I mean, like, as far as

Jerry Pancake:

I should have put the eye rock over there if I knew there was a use I

Josh Scramble:

don't well Well,

Jen Pancake:

I guess we went to trivia, so I can't say that. But

Josh Scramble:

So, like, there were three there it started with three cars I noticed one morning, All looked like massive pieces of shit, and they were all listed at $3,000 or best offer. So one of them was a 1995 Mercury Cougar.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, yeah. My brother saw that one. He said, oh, a cougar. Wasn't Like

Jerry Pancake:

he hasn't seen one in

Jen Pancake:

a long Didn't we have

Jerry Pancake:

a car like that? I'm like, he had a cougar, but like,

Josh Scramble:

I don't know. But next to it was like a looked like a mid February, maybe an o six or o seven, like, Toyota Avalon or something. But like, same price looked in way better condition, ten years newer. I'm like, what was what color was the cougar? Black.

Josh Scramble:

Black or dark gray?

Jen Pancake:

Black cougar.

Jerry Pancake:

It looks like the hunter green one. I had a demo. Oh, it was not that unique. Those Back probably around 1995.

Josh Scramble:

So the weird thing was, apparently, this either worked or they just took the cars away one by one because one disappeared, and then a week later, the other disappeared. And at one point, I did see someone drive up to it, get out. So I'm like, well, either someone's popped the $3 or had the best offer.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. I mean, you that guy's selling some cars, man.

Jen Pancake:

I bet they sold. I'm just gonna say, I mean, who, you know, you need a car and you need a car that

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, who has cars for $3 or less

Josh Scramble:

No one.

Jerry Pancake:

Around here? No one.

Jen Pancake:

Well, I remember

Josh Scramble:

when used to

Leslie Lattes:

be able

Josh Scramble:

to five buy a $500 car.

Jerry Pancake:

I bought, like, cars. I bought a car an '81 Corolla for a $175 and drove it all the way to Colorado in the mountains. I went up a 12,000, like, foot mountain in that car.

Josh Scramble:

That is the second most impressive vehicle since that little, like, motor scooter and dumb and dumber.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Like, it it was like, oh, am I gonna do? I wanna move, you know, I my job, they they were like, oh, if you wanna go out to Colorado, your best my best friend was out there at the time. At the Chicago Health Club, the Bally's Chicago Health Club at the time. Oh.

Jerry Pancake:

Was my first

Jen Pancake:

going out to work at?

Jerry Pancake:

At the health club.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, there was another health club.

Jerry Pancake:

So they they bought, so Bally's bought, Holiday Health Clubs, which was a big chain in Denver in Colorado at the time.

Jen Pancake:

Not have been very healthy. I don't know.

Jerry Pancake:

And so they moved a bunch of people out there. And my best friend went out there with with our boss at the time. And he's like, oh, if you wanna come out here, just come out here. So I put my fish tank. I drained it halfway so I could so the fish wouldn't die.

Jerry Pancake:

Put my fish tank in my clothes in the '81 Corolla, and I drove

Josh Scramble:

to worse than Dumb and Dumber. Like, you drove out there with a half full fish tank.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Fuck it. That was all I had, man, at the time. I mean, Jesus.

Jen Pancake:

So how's he gonna get chicks?

Jerry Pancake:

I was like, yeah. Because my other buddy my buddy, my best friend, he had a fish tank, he's like, we you know, once you get out here, we'll get a 100 gallon one. I'm

Josh Scramble:

just thinking of the physics of water. Like, you had to be very easy on the brake and the gas.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, that fucking thing was So at the time, it was only probably a ten year old car at that time or 11 years old because I went out there in probably '91.

Josh Scramble:

I'm not saying anything about the qualm. Just saying like

Jen Pancake:

The fish tank is a

Jerry Pancake:

little more

Jen Pancake:

concerned. It's

Jerry Pancake:

just a 10 gallon.

Jen Pancake:

Still, it's It's water open.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, those fish lived, they ended up living in that 100 gallon

Josh Scramble:

tank up there. Severely brain damaged afterwards from sloshing.

Jerry Pancake:

I don't know that they have a good brain to start with. But, yeah, I the penny saver used to

Josh Scramble:

have 1,500 miles of being sloshed around at high high speed.

Jerry Pancake:

The penny saver.

Jen Pancake:

Changed the pressure.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, yeah.

Jen Pancake:

I almost got a spit take.

Jerry Pancake:

But the the Penny Saver used to have a transportation special section, which was like three pages of cars that were $500 or less that were running and driving cars. Oh, yeah. Wow. So, yeah, that was one of them. That was a good one.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, so I got that Corolla because the Camaro I had just ran out of gas, and I just left it. I have to say On the side of the road. That was a $300 car, and it had so many problems that the the last time it ran out of gas, I just left it on the side of the road. And my dad was furious.

Jen Pancake:

Was that the only car you've ever left on

Jerry Pancake:

the side of the road? Probably. Oh. A couple were impounded, and I just never got them out back out. But yeah.

Jen Pancake:

I also had a Corolla. It runs like a little wind up toy. They it was all probably also 10 years old, but it it they I don't even think it quit running. The brakes went out and I had to do it like a Fred Flintstone stop. Yeah.

Jen Pancake:

It's six and fifty one, which is not a good intersection.

Josh Scramble:

Oh my god.

Jen Pancake:

Yeah. I coasted it into a snowbank. Yeah. But but other than that, it probably would have ran more.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Mine was a bit terrifying because it had a little bit of a leak. Of what? So it had a hydraulic clutch, and there was bubbles in there. Jeez.

Jerry Pancake:

And so so every once in a while, the clutch would just go to the floor. He couldn't shift gears. And if you're going up a mountain Kind of important. Yeah. And, like, someone's on your ass.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, I don't know. Was wild times. I I've driven probably the worst cars imaginable.

Jen Pancake:

So my Corolla had, like because it would die sometimes. So my dad just said it to, like, like, he turned up the idle.

Jerry Pancake:

So it's idled. I idled it like 30 miles an hour. He idled it like 30 or 40 miles an hour.

Jen Pancake:

So the amount of times that I ran into people because it was just it wouldn't it didn't wanna stop.

Jerry Pancake:

It was Mine, you could push start. It was a four speed stick, and you could push

Jen Pancake:

Oh, and then one time I was going to Great America, and there was a big traffic jam, and I almost it almost overheat. It was like

Josh Scramble:

When is there not a traffic jam going to Gurnee?

Jen Pancake:

It was all the way over to the red, and I just gave up and left it on the side of the road, like you said.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Sometimes back in those times, you wouldn't do that. And these $3,000 cars this guy has.

Jen Pancake:

I'm like, Jared Jared.

Jerry Pancake:

I wonder if he's just, like, setting people up to and,

Josh Scramble:

like He had to be. They I mean, a 90

Jerry Pancake:

coming back and, like, as you said, there was a warranty.

Josh Scramble:

A '95 cougar. Like, you're better off with an actual cougar.

Jerry Pancake:

That was a was a nice car back in those times in '95, but probably not now.

Josh Scramble:

Hey, 30 years old.

Jen Pancake:

It doesn't matter. If it works even for, like, a couple months, that's a

Jerry Pancake:

couple months running that

Jen Pancake:

you get.

Jerry Pancake:

I don't know. 3 grand's a lot

Josh Scramble:

for two You gotta get at least a year out of that to even make it worse.

Jerry Pancake:

Unless you're living in it. That's a good deal then.

Josh Scramble:

That's a whole different I'm

Jen Pancake:

just saying.

Jerry Pancake:

If you can live in a 3,000 car, you're saving some rent. True.

Jen Pancake:

Hey, not a lot of people can get cars.

Jerry Pancake:

Hey, you can't drive your house, but you can live in your car.

Josh Scramble:

Sure. Well, not if you have a mobile home.

Jen Pancake:

Many people do.

Josh Scramble:

That is

Jerry Pancake:

I guess. I don't know. But those cars used to be prevalent like the cheaper cars now like Now, yeah,

Josh Scramble:

you can't get a car for that.

Jerry Pancake:

$5 is like maybe the minimum for a running and driving car.

Josh Scramble:

That'll be reliable. Yeah.

Jen Pancake:

Wait. So let's finish like so this this perfect beach day minus the maybe hours. Transgression. Yeah. It was like I

Josh Scramble:

wanna say it was ninety minutes.

Jen Pancake:

Full on sunset. We got the full experience.

Jerry Pancake:

We continued into the night.

Jen Pancake:

Rolled it into the Sandy Vage.

Jerry Pancake:

Sandy Vage. Let's talk about the Sandy Vage. Voltron experience. So that is merging into

Josh Scramble:

salsa for those, but, you know, Leslie Lache can't call anything by a normal name.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, we didn't even talk about the beach box. Oh. And how great the beach

Josh Scramble:

box is.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, yeah. Well, so we couldn't go there the night of trivia because

Jerry Pancake:

It was packed. It can only fit a small amount of people.

Josh Scramble:

Right? And I gave a shout out and it

Jen Pancake:

worked too well. Out. It worked way too well. Well, we didn't even try because I'm like, I'm not doing that. I know what's going on down there.

Jen Pancake:

Now that the shout out has happened and, we, we're approaching the trip

Josh Scramble:

vacation four

Jen Pancake:

figures of the bar at trivia. Yeah. So people were People are gonna wanna find some more booze somewhere. And the one place that that Scramble mentioned, they all went.

Jerry Pancake:

Well, they all went. They do

Josh Scramble:

a good job over there. I like it.

Jen Pancake:

So I

Josh Scramble:

wanted to throw some business their way.

Jen Pancake:

Definitely.

Jerry Pancake:

Yes. Seem to have worked. We definitely enjoy it over there. We enjoy the smoke free Yes. Atmosphere.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, that is very, very

Jen Pancake:

I went back on Sunday afternoon.

Josh Scramble:

You did. Very After I saw you and I'm like

Jerry Pancake:

They have like a lot of cool nostalgic, like, stuff in there.

Josh Scramble:

Darth Vader with his hand up. Bert, the puppet's ass.

Jerry Pancake:

I've got Ernie. I should bring Ernie. I got the Ernie puppet right here. I could bring him over.

Josh Scramble:

The other hand. The other hand.

Jerry Pancake:

Darth Vader could have up Ernie's ass. And I got Snuffy, but I'm not gonna put him No.

Josh Scramble:

You can't give away Snuffy.

Jerry Pancake:

No. Snuffy. Doesn't need anything up his ass. He's

Jen Pancake:

like this Keiko. Alright. So yeah. But we so we had a we had a lovely meal.

Jerry Pancake:

At Sand and Salsa?

Jen Pancake:

And then a whole another group rolled in.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, yeah. That was a Vort Yeah. Vortron is Vortron. Vortron. Vortron experience.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Two of our groups that kinda don't, like, we hang we'll we'll hang out with them, but we normally And

Jen Pancake:

neither did they.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. They're just down.

Jen Pancake:

And luckily, there was

Jerry Pancake:

some fireball involved. And tequila.

Jen Pancake:

Oh, well, yeah. We got some tequila, which was nice. Not that you need it because those margaritas are

Josh Scramble:

The tequila is not needed.

Jen Pancake:

Very strong.

Josh Scramble:

It was warm. It was warm.

Jerry Pancake:

It was It was a little rough.

Jen Pancake:

And if you really wanna throw yourself for a loop, get the sangria as it turns out.

Jerry Pancake:

Wanna say though, don't add a tip in.

Josh Scramble:

Oh. Be careful.

Jen Pancake:

We weren't that drunk.

Jerry Pancake:

If you

Josh Scramble:

have six or more people at the table, are gonna do give you the automatic gratuity, which is fine, but just you need to know that going in because

Jerry Pancake:

And I you know, they are splitting like Even when they split everybody's splitting all this stuff, but just know that you're getting 11% or whatever it is added, which I think is I think it was 15. That they was it 15? I'm pretty

Josh Scramble:

sure it was 15. Yeah.

Jen Pancake:

Alright. Well,

Jerry Pancake:

I ended up leaving a $35 tip, which

Josh Scramble:

was Oh,

Jerry Pancake:

don't I, you know, at least I didn't put it on a

Jen Pancake:

Put that out, Lee.

Jerry Pancake:

On a credit card. So I have to pay interest on top of

Josh Scramble:

What was the for shade or vice versa?

Jerry Pancake:

Firm. I paid for my burrito with a firm. Four payments. Four payments. And then we, you know, had the margaritas.

Jen Pancake:

So we

Jerry Pancake:

financed those over sixty months.

Josh Scramble:

2.9.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. We got 2.9 on those.

Leslie Lattes:

All you guys do is just sit up there and talk about how fucking cool you are.

Creators and Guests

Jerry Pancake
Host
Jerry Pancake
Co-host and resident personality on SoCoolPodcast, Jerry Pancake is equal parts entertainer, storyteller, and small-town legend. Hailing from Miller Beach, Indiana, Jerry brings his unique blend of local flavor, humor, and unfiltered thoughts to every episode. With roots in a community that’s as gritty as it is endearing, Jerry tackles everything from obscure trivia and wild local tales to sharp, laugh-out-loud commentary on anything under the sun. Known for his off-the-cuff insights and a knack for capturing the “what if” moments of life, he’s the heart of the SoCoolPodcast.
Josh Scramble
Host
Josh Scramble
Josh Scramble, the man with the voice that sounds like your favorite diner’s third cup of coffee—strong, a little gritty, and just the right amount of warm. Scramble isn’t just a co-host on the Miller Morning Madhouse, he’s the ultimate sidekick and instigator. With a knack for digging up Miller Beach's wildest stories, he's known for his quick-witted comebacks and unique comedic edge. Beyond his mic persona, Josh moonlights as a creator of beloved characters like Chuck Roundsteak, a voice that’s been gracing airwaves and kitchens for a decade. When he's not stirring up a laugh or two, you can find him diving deep into the latest Yelp review drama or holding court at local trivia nights with his All In Jest event series. He’s here to remind us all that life’s too short not to laugh at the absurd—and Josh has plenty of it in store.
Jen Pancake
Guest
Jen Pancake
🎙️ A versatile voice on the Miller Morning Madhouse, Jen brings a range of colorful characters to life, adding flair and fun to every episode. She’s also the voice of Jerry on the Jerry and Gerald Podcast.