Miller Morning Madhouse S2E6: Flamingo Fest Recap...
You buzz scramble here at the end of FlamingoFest Sunday night. Very few hanging out. It's a barren wasteland of shame and disappointment. Just saying. Going on nothing.
Josh Scramble:Country songs and bullshit. It's your boy Scramble live from twenty twenty five Flamingo
Jerry Pancake:Wow. What a fantastic way to bring in our new episode on the recap of Flamingo Fest. I am Jerry Pancake.
Jen Pancake:You didn't sound inebriated at all.
Jerry Pancake:No. You sounded completely good and fine.
Josh Scramble:I think I sounded like an asshole.
Jerry Pancake:Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse. Big thanks to our sponsors today. So cool shirts, because nothing says festival fashion like a T shirt that makes strangers laugh. You can also cut them up and make your own fashion. And, also, starting again in this month, mister Scramble, can you introduce your trivia game?
Josh Scramble:That would be all in just trivia. The last Friday of most months at the Miller j Gardner or Marshall j Gardner Center. Maybe I'm still drunk from Flamingo Fest.
Jerry Pancake:I don't know. Miller j Gardner Center sounds much better. I don't know who to who Marshall Gardner is.
Jen Pancake:Disagree with that.
Josh Scramble:But it is the trivia that is unquestionably better. Please come out and see me. I am much more fun than at Flamingo Fest. I promise you. But, good time is had by all.
Josh Scramble:I think you'll be having a good time if you join us.
Jerry Pancake:Yes. So buckle up here. We have, a lot of live clips that we're gonna share, from all of our a lot of our local celebrities even, celebrity bartenders we have on here, musicians.
Josh Scramble:We hit all aspects of life.
Jerry Pancake:Just plain, like, people that are wasted, all the stuff.
Jen Pancake:It was a solid Miller weekend. Major Miller is hard shirt for the last day. We're gonna make that a thing.
Jerry Pancake:We're gonna get yeah. We'll be selling those.
Jen Pancake:We might be doing an I survived four days of Flamingo Fest shirt.
Josh Scramble:Maybe we Maybe next year we have a little stand outside Flamingo Fest.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, we could. We could sell with Logan. Think could
Josh Scramble:sell art and shirt.
Jerry Pancake:Logan sold art. I still have yet to receive mine, but that's I'm not concerned about it. They are neighbors, but she made quite a bit of money there, and her art
Josh Scramble:is Good for her.
Jen Pancake:You you bought something from them. You're gonna get it.
Jerry Pancake:You're gonna get it. Yeah. That's what we know about the doughnut family.
Josh Scramble:Yes. She did have the crutches and the
Jerry Pancake:Oh, there was a oh, yeah. I mean, they didn't know which kid was hurt,
Jen Pancake:but She coulda had leg cancer. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:Well, I mean, that's I did joke about that. Like, you could get more money if you said you had a disease of some kind. But that's probably
Josh Scramble:If we started calling her, like, Tiny
Jerry Pancake:Tim Bad. Tiny Tim donut. Bad karma.
Jen Pancake:Tiny Tim.
Jerry Pancake:All around. You shouldn't lie about having a disease.
Jen Pancake:No. Definitely not.
Jerry Pancake:They don't need alcoholism.
Jen Pancake:A lot
Jerry Pancake:of people lie about that.
Josh Scramble:No one I don't know. No one has to lie about that. But by the way, I think that was a notification from pancakes computer that Flamingo Fest is finally over.
Jerry Pancake:Flamingo Fest has ended.
Jen Pancake:I'm not supposed to talk about what happened at Flamingo Fest.
Jerry Pancake:What do you mean they don't have a sign that says that?
Jen Pancake:That notification might have been a warning.
Jerry Pancake:I think it's warning me that my computer is still on Windows 98. Need to update.
Josh Scramble:Wouldn't it be hilarious if Nick changed the, billboard in front of the Flamingo during the Flamingo Fest? Fest. Rule number one is don't talk about this.
Jerry Pancake:Don't talk this to anyone. But he and he was very a gracious host as always.
Jen Pancake:Oh, man.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Without a doubt.
Jen Pancake:Shout out to Nick and all Kudos to Nick and all the
Josh Scramble:staff. The waitresses. Waitresses. The bartenders.
Jen Pancake:I don't even know if I went inside. I did. Oh, wait. I did Monday. But other than other than that, I was too dehydrated for a need to pee at any point.
Jen Pancake:Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:Well, if you needed to throw up, a lot of people went went inside to do that. I do know.
Jen Pancake:It was I'm sure it was cozy in there
Josh Scramble:for your for all
Jerry Pancake:your cooking needs. Yeah. And the smoke probably helped you get it
Jen Pancake:Get it
Jerry Pancake:going. Get it going better. But I I I went in there. It was, like, 09:00, one of the nights. And the bathroom inside, you know, I I don't like using the porta potties.
Jerry Pancake:If I don't have to, I will go inside. But the bathroom was soiled already.
Josh Scramble:Soiled already by 9PM?
Jerry Pancake:Yes. Wow. That's a monster effort.
Jen Pancake:I mean, probably, they were they probably had a false dawn and they got delayed reaction. False dawn. Delayed reaction.
Josh Scramble:You haven't even hit false
Jerry Pancake:midnight yet.
Jen Pancake:You're gonna be sick in the evening with a delayed reaction hangover, aka false dawn. Yeah. So maybe that was the case. Like, you know, some some people don't sober up until the next night.
Jerry Pancake:No. Or or if not for four nights.
Jen Pancake:Or that.
Josh Scramble:I'm still tired.
Jerry Pancake:I feel like it just alright.
Jen Pancake:We'll never we'll never recover.
Jerry Pancake:No. So we're recording this on Thursday. Flamingo
Jen Pancake:Festival And obviously
Jerry Pancake:And I feel like it just ended yesterday.
Josh Scramble:Well, it always amazes me, and it's I always wait for this moment is when someone finally says afterwards, like, this I'm so glad this is only once a year.
Jerry Pancake:Oh,
Josh Scramble:yeah. Because I can't imagine this being more than, like
Jen Pancake:Multiple times a year. That was me that said that, by the way, on account of I was a dead corpse on Tuesday with a handful of tickets.
Jerry Pancake:We do. We will post that to our Somehow, I managed see
Jen Pancake:drink chip, instead of tickets, which was just dumb, think.
Jerry Pancake:But speaking of bathrooms, let's listen to, this quick clip from our live on the scene, Josh Scramble.
Josh Scramble:Josh Scramble live from the porta potty with a Miller Morning Madhouse update. Be sure to hydrate and pee often. You don't wanna be pissing your pants at Flamingo Fest. It's not fun.
Jerry Pancake:That's not a sound effect.
Josh Scramble:Boy Josh scramble live from the porta potty of the Flamingo Fest twenty twenty five. Have fun. Be safe. Make stupid mistakes, but not too stupid mistakes.
Jen Pancake:A golden shower. You you got
Jerry Pancake:it here. The golden shower for the Miller Morning Madhouse. Guys, never been done on a podcast before. That was not a sound effect. No.
Jerry Pancake:It wasn't. I think we
Jen Pancake:have our title. Golden we're the golden showers.
Jerry Pancake:Piss on a podcast.
Jen Pancake:Golden showers.
Josh Scramble:On ours, you can.
Jerry Pancake:I don't know. We might have to like, we might have to have a x rating. I mean I don't know. Kids can listen. It seems like this is a kid from
Josh Scramble:the show. Literally toilet here.
Jen Pancake:Scramble. That's gotta be a forceful stream.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, you don't yeah. Your prostate's probably real good.
Jen Pancake:Unless you were holding the phone down in the in the urinal, I I would say.
Jerry Pancake:Or added it later for It's just
Josh Scramble:a good microphone. Oh, okay. Well
Jen Pancake:Don't doubt your
Josh Scramble:streamer advice though. Like, pee often. No. Like, can you make someone has had to have pissed their pants at Flamingo Fest.
Jerry Pancake:Oh my god. Pissed shit, but all the stuff.
Jen Pancake:And I'm not entirely unsure that I didn't
Jerry Pancake:piss in. And the babies Oh, no.
Josh Scramble:I'm looking at full blown adults. Children. Yeah. That always happens.
Jerry Pancake:Which that amazed me more than anything is I think there was a ton of children there, which doesn't they don't normally allow children at the bar.
Jen Pancake:It's Well, they can't legally, but Always at Flamingo Fest. I'm not sure if you're aware.
Jerry Pancake:So I know, but you don't get special you don't get special laws for a for a festival. You do actually.
Josh Scramble:So where you actually demark the bar, like where you had to get the tickets. Other area.
Jen Pancake:Children can't go buy a beer.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, and they can't go inside.
Josh Scramble:They can't go inside. They can't go in the bar area, but they can go everywhere
Jerry Pancake:can't dance around. That's why they do the wristbands and
Josh Scramble:the tickets.
Jen Pancake:They can't. No shit that
Jerry Pancake:makes some more sense.
Josh Scramble:But it is surreal seeing children there. It's like, what what what's going on?
Jen Pancake:It seems wrong. I'm not gonna lie. However.
Jerry Pancake:However, I mean
Jen Pancake:I'll tell you what, the kids really seem to enjoy it. So if every if anybody's listening There and hasn't been
Josh Scramble:it's the one time look at my future. Well, this is what's going on. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:I think the real creeps probably
Jen Pancake:down. But this is gonna be my life.
Jerry Pancake:The real creeps, like, avoided the time when the children were there.
Josh Scramble:What? Yeah. Well, there was
Jerry Pancake:there, but they got too drunk during the day or came later.
Josh Scramble:I don't The
Jerry Pancake:shitbag count? Actually, so there was a lot of people that missed. I made all four or no. I made three nights. Three out
Jen Pancake:of four. Don't don't tell why.
Josh Scramble:I would say
Jerry Pancake:I made You made three out of four.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. But but that one night was just like a short. I I literally showed up, got a beer, and then I'm like, I need to get out of here.
Jen Pancake:This was the first year in a number of years where the pancakes didn't make all four nights. And I
Josh Scramble:That is not a bad thing.
Jen Pancake:I know. But it still like, I wouldn't be able to get the shirt. I survived four nights of Flamingo Fest, and that's always gonna be the goal.
Josh Scramble:If you've done it once, the shirt always applies.
Jen Pancake:Well, that's true.
Jerry Pancake:But yeah. So we we ended up none of us were in the mood to go Friday.
Josh Scramble:No. I had zero urge at all.
Jerry Pancake:It was kinda around my birthday. It was really a long a
Jen Pancake:long week from the last weekend.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. And honestly, you can
Josh Scramble:hear the music at the house of pancake.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. And it was you know, we we all love Jerry Clemens. Shout out to him.
Jen Pancake:We did we did enjoy his music because you can hear it in our yard like it's like we're there.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. And he his voice projects
Jen Pancake:pretty He's
Josh Scramble:a His voice goes around in
Jen Pancake:His voice does go around in circles. It also walks the dog. Yes. He Does a lot
Jerry Pancake:of stuff.
Jen Pancake:He's the coolest cat.
Jerry Pancake:He's the the coolest guy. But he, he everybody said he did a great job.
Jen Pancake:I saw his outfit, flamingo themed as always. He's he's real I think he even had a, like, a flamingo or a pink base. Well, I
Josh Scramble:mean, it's his home.
Jerry Pancake:It's his res.
Jen Pancake:Does he play the bass? I don't Yes. Does. Jerry Clemens. I don't know.
Jen Pancake:He's bass player.
Jerry Pancake:He's a bass.
Jen Pancake:He slaps. I got it right.
Jerry Pancake:He slaps the bass.
Jen Pancake:The the bass was pink. He's a close real close horse. I really like his.
Josh Scramble:But also, like, having Flamingo as your residency, like, you kinda have to have the garb.
Jen Pancake:I I love his dedication to theme outfits.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. He he he will do it. He has a lot of clothes. I don't I don't think I've seen him in the same outfit twice.
Josh Scramble:Now that you say that, don't think I have on him.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Like, Infiniti Jerry Clemens outfits.
Jerry Pancake:He's a clothes horse. Classic.
Jen Pancake:Oh, yeah. We we do know this. He I mean, he had a shop trying to get get rid of some of those Clemens clothes.
Jerry Pancake:Not everybody is his, size.
Jen Pancake:Well, it was too many, I think, too many rules over there at the school shops.
Jerry Pancake:For him. Yeah. He's a real rule.
Jen Pancake:Any rule at all.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. But he doesn't seem like he goes by a schedule. So this But he is on time for most gigs.
Josh Scramble:So Jerry, who loves rules, Jerry Clemons, who hates rules, that must have been a clash of the titans over at the schoolhouse shops.
Jerry Pancake:No. He was long gone when I
Jen Pancake:I kept waiting for Jerry to come home with a hat of some sort.
Jerry Pancake:Just I'm not a hat. Shoes. I don't like wearing hats.
Josh Scramble:Not even baseball hats?
Jerry Pancake:Not really. I do when I golf, but a visor is my preferred.
Josh Scramble:So half a hat.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Because, like, I still have hair. I'm not gonna fuck around with a hat until I'm bald, really.
Josh Scramble:I always wear hats at the beach just so because I don't like my forehead getting burned.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I guess. I don't know. We're getting off track. Anyway.
Jerry Pancake:Anyway, let's should we listen to another clip?
Josh Scramble:Absolutely.
Jerry Pancake:Alright. Let's see what we have here. I'm gonna go back to this. Our own Elizabeth Benedict here at the, Flamingo Fest.
Josh Scramble:Josh scramble live here at Flamingo Fest here with Elizabeth and Ben Benedict. Elizabeth, what are you looking forward to today at Flamingo Fest?
Jen Pancake:All the drunk people.
Josh Scramble:All the drunk people. Well, they're gonna be in abundance. So Ben Benedict, what are you looking forward to? I'm happy to see my friends and happy to see everybody get along.
Jerry Pancake:Why the high voice?
Josh Scramble:Well, that's quite opposite from the couple. We want peace on one hand and drunken tomfoolery on another. Jenny pancake, what are you looking forward to?
Jen Pancake:I'm looking forward to the band.
Josh Scramble:In case no one knew Carlos Ramos band is playing tonight, this is your boy Josh scramble live from Flamingo Fest.
Jerry Pancake:It is is it Carlos and his band? I thought it was just Ramos band.
Josh Scramble:The background on it said Carlos Can
Jen Pancake:we talk for a sec about this BG cover band he's also in?
Jerry Pancake:Is it a BG cover band?
Josh Scramble:Is that where he used to
Jen Pancake:play night? This BG cover band is playing tomorrow
Jerry Pancake:night. At the Miller Pizzas?
Jen Pancake:No. It's farther away than that. However, I had no idea. What's BG cover band.
Josh Scramble:What's the name of the BG cover band?
Jen Pancake:I believe it's the Bee Gees or something. I don't know.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, god. Well, we're gonna have to do some Internet. You should do some research. You have a a supercomputer in your hand.
Jen Pancake:I'll look right now. It was seemed very interesting. I wish it was closer because I would go to that in a But
Jerry Pancake:I would like a album from him. We'll record it right here in the so cool studios. Miller Mornay Madhouse.
Jen Pancake:Albums, if I'm not mistaken. He does.
Josh Scramble:He's got a YouTube channel. I know that. I don't know if he has albums.
Jerry Pancake:I'll sponsor an album for him.
Jen Pancake:The the band
Jerry Pancake:is You can
Josh Scramble:record it.
Jerry Pancake:Right? We'll record it live at the Flamingo.
Jen Pancake:Shout out to is it Chad Bacon Burton? Is that what we're
Jerry Pancake:calling him podcast purposes, but it's just Chad Burton.
Jen Pancake:And Nicole Bacon Burton.
Jerry Pancake:Garza Burton. Yeah. Bacon. Garza bacon Burton. I don't know.
Jen Pancake:Our favorite, local celebrities and the Bee Gees band is called the Brothers Gib.
Josh Scramble:Oh, I was hoping for something. Kitchen like more than a woman or
Jen Pancake:No, I like it.
Jerry Pancake:More than a woman. I'm
Jen Pancake:in. I'm all in. I would
Jerry Pancake:like that. Maybe Scramble and I will start. How deep is your mom would would be? Deep is your love? Podcast
Jen Pancake:will probably be out post. Never mind. Breaking, boss. This podcast will probably come out post this performance, but he is playing Friday, September 5, seven to ten at the forty one North Tavern in Sherrville, Indiana.
Josh Scramble:Long story short, if you ever get the chance to see Chad Burton and the Ramos Band, do it.
Jen Pancake:Do it.
Josh Scramble:Very, very good.
Jen Pancake:Oh my gosh. Especially if his beautiful wife is performing alongside him because
Jerry Pancake:just makes it better.
Jen Pancake:Is just Yeah. Like
Jerry Pancake:yeah. Well, let's hear from Chad Bacon Burton live at Flamingo Fest.
Josh Scramble:You know that you'll So here's your boy, Joshua Scramble here live with Chad Bacon Burton.
Jerry Pancake:So
Josh Scramble:Chad Bacon Burton, what is your highlight of the Flamingo weekend? Oh my gosh. All the family and all the friends, everyone here tonight was totally amazing. Well, you kinda bring out the fun in the crowd. So, like, is there a favorite song you like to play?
Josh Scramble:Oh my gosh. Don't stop believing. Just gets them every time. That one there, I don't wanna ever stop believing. So you heard it.
Josh Scramble:Journey, don't stop believing.
Jen Pancake:I did not do well.
Josh Scramble:Scramble here live. I've been throwing that live on there pretty hard. I'm getting yelled at.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. That's a hard live.
Jen Pancake:I didn't hear any great.
Jerry Pancake:But, yeah, that they they were fantastic. Like, I they can play pretty much anything, especially if Nicole is singing with them.
Josh Scramble:That helps. But, I mean, even without her, they could go any genre, any era. They're phenomenal.
Jerry Pancake:Next time, just also just about
Jen Pancake:the two of the nicest people you could
Josh Scramble:ever know.
Jerry Pancake:One or two Van Halen songs just for pancake.
Jen Pancake:Oh. Oh.
Jerry Pancake:But for
Josh Scramble:his birthday. Van Halen before.
Jen Pancake:You should've.
Josh Scramble:The casino that day.
Jerry Pancake:They did. They usually do finish what you started, but they did not do that this time.
Josh Scramble:They didn't even start with
Jerry Pancake:You know what?
Jen Pancake:They read the room and no one wanted that. We were having Oh,
Jerry Pancake:it was just after my birthday. Somebody wanted it. It was me.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Well, one out of
Jerry Pancake:Jed
Jen Pancake:pancake? Hundreds of people on the
Josh Scramble:team floor. Chad home, everybody wants some. Yes. You want
Jerry Pancake:some That is true. I will say this.
Jen Pancake:You might have
Josh Scramble:lost
Jerry Pancake:But your Chad texted me personally Oh
Josh Scramble:my gosh. Before my birthday. So hang on. Chad bacon pancake.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. There we go. Maybe we'll get a band Maybe we'll get a band together. I can't play any instruments or sing. So We
Josh Scramble:just proved neither of us really
Jerry Pancake:just sang. So whatever I can do, I would be happy to do. But that was a fantastic band. What else happened at the, Flamingo Fest that we can recap?
Josh Scramble:There may or may have not been a sexual favor in the porta potty. You got
Jerry Pancake:this is new information for myself.
Jen Pancake:Information. This is what the recap is all about,
Josh Scramble:I guess. Yeah. I will not.
Jen Pancake:I mean, it's been a whirlwind week where we have not been able to recap until this very moment.
Josh Scramble:I will not say who a couple of us saw, but we definitely saw two people walking out of a porta potty at the same time.
Jerry Pancake:Friends of ours
Josh Scramble:or They're known. I'm not again, I'm
Jerry Pancake:not Or people that we wouldn't think that would fuck in a porta
Jen Pancake:Male, women, women, woman, or male or female.
Josh Scramble:Wow. Well, I I I
Jerry Pancake:don't You're gonna have to tell us off the air.
Josh Scramble:I will say I will say off the air because I cannot confirm or deny that what happened. But I mean, why else would you go double up?
Jerry Pancake:Here's what I'm gonna say to you. No. Filthy fucking animals.
Jen Pancake:No one does that unless you're doing
Jerry Pancake:that is so fucking gross.
Josh Scramble:You think? I mean, it's a it's a fuck shed with shit in
Jerry Pancake:it. I mean, and like you killed
Jen Pancake:in shower.
Jerry Pancake:You just can't wait till you go home.
Josh Scramble:I mean, I don't again, I don't know if they did, but isn't
Jerry Pancake:who I think it would be? Probably. But I did not see them there. So it's probably.
Josh Scramble:What else happened?
Jen Pancake:I can't remember. No. Okay. So no. I don't know.
Jen Pancake:It was a long weekend.
Josh Scramble:It was four day weekend. And I mean, it was there was a lot of drinking.
Jen Pancake:So I did make it to Saturday night versus all of the rest of Miller. Oh, except not all the rest. Maybe a lot of people. A lot of people that we know were at a celebration of life, not a birthday party. Because it wasn't anyone's birthday.
Jerry Pancake:It was neither person's birthday. And this has been been point
Jen Pancake:of contention. So I just started calling everything celebration of life.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Like, I'm so like, I love living here and all of this, but I
Jen Pancake:It was a birthday party, though. I'm sorry.
Jerry Pancake:It was a dual birthday party. Neither person has a birthday in the summer, so they decided they were going to agree to have their birthdays right around my birthday Is that I thought was disrespectful in the first part.
Jen Pancake:Let's stole your thunder. So shout out to Tom and Aaron. We love you, and we hear your party was fantastic.
Jerry Pancake:And you don't get to have another summer birthday party anymore. So sorry I didn't make it, but I was mad about it.
Jen Pancake:Whenever you want. Jerry is just not going to go to that party.
Jerry Pancake:Not be going to any birthday parties that are not remotely near your birthday just for everybody to fucking know.
Jen Pancake:Anyways, we'll cut this part out.
Josh Scramble:So actually, no.
Jen Pancake:This is oh, go.
Josh Scramble:I have a question.
Jen Pancake:You were there. You were at
Josh Scramble:the party's scramble. And frankly, I can sympathize because I have a winter birthday, and one year I thought
Jerry Pancake:Sorry.
Josh Scramble:Well, I'm just saying like, one year I'm going to forego a winter birthday because me and someone in our close friend group also has one very close. We're thinking one year we're just gonna do like a July birthday party.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, exactly. Be super gay. I love it. Like, is the other person a man or a woman?
Josh Scramble:No. It's a woman, but it's not in a matter because I guess
Jerry Pancake:you're not
Jen Pancake:gonna go. Duh, Jerry.
Jerry Pancake:Well, I will I might make an exception for you. I'm just I'm against the having birthdays not on birthday parties. Okay. So your birthday if you my birthday was on a Tuesday. Okay?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I did I wasn't gonna have a party on the previous weekend or the next weekend. Alright. Alright. Just get to you Damn.
Jerry Pancake:If it's a milestone.
Josh Scramble:Jerry's hardcore.
Jen Pancake:Calm down. Calm down.
Jerry Pancake:But if it falls during
Jen Pancake:the week, you're just scrambled. Report on the party. Was it great?
Josh Scramble:It was really good.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. See? Great party.
Josh Scramble:Side streets was Tom
Jen Pancake:and Aaron and all involved in planning that. Taco truck was amazing. I did have a taco.
Jerry Pancake:Tacos were good. Side streets again, but
Jen Pancake:Didn't catch side streets because I left before
Josh Scramble:they started.
Jen Pancake:They were good. But I went to the reggae band, which was
Jerry Pancake:Yes.
Jen Pancake:Night two of the fest.
Jerry Pancake:Which I was there because I went to the I went to the Flamingo Fest. I did not go to the other party.
Jen Pancake:I might have
Josh Scramble:Well, as you could tell, he was abstaining from the antichrist.
Jerry Pancake:Jesus was born on Christmas, which makes it incredibly inconvenient around Christmas time for anybody that has a birthday around there. Thanks.
Jen Pancake:Alright. Alright.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Thanks, Jesus. I mean, a really good job. We like, no one even knows when Jesus was born. We
Josh Scramble:because they moved it.
Jerry Pancake:They definitely moved it. Right?
Josh Scramble:Well, no. Because they did it to line up with other calendars because like yeah. Supposedly, time started when he was born, but then all of a sudden it was twelve months later.
Jerry Pancake:So not even Christmas is a fucking real birthday. Goddamn it. Like, so when I'm born, like, five years later, I could be like, well, fuck, I wasn't born.
Jen Pancake:It's time
Jerry Pancake:to be born in the winter. Well, in So I'm gonna change my birthday.
Josh Scramble:If we kill you and you come back three days later, then I guess you have that You
Jerry Pancake:can do whatever the fuck you want, probably.
Jen Pancake:I'll tell you what. We're not celebrating on August 26. So there
Jerry Pancake:you go. Well, we are if it's a milestone only. I did have a big party for my fiftieth birthday.
Jen Pancake:Terri Palooza.
Jerry Pancake:Show I just wanna forget that birthdays exist. So that's my thing and my problem, I guess.
Josh Scramble:He even hates America's birthday too.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, fuck the July 4. I mean, I don't even know.
Josh Scramble:And they celebrate that on the day every year.
Jen Pancake:We got any clips from Saturday night?
Jerry Pancake:We may. No. I don't think we so here's what what had happened Saturday night. So we left, and then people were arriving from the other party. Yes.
Jerry Pancake:There was a
Jen Pancake:The other parties.
Josh Scramble:There was a contingent.
Jen Pancake:Wait. One of them didn't happen.
Josh Scramble:No. But there was a contingent like, hey. Let's go to the bird for one. And as soon as we
Jerry Pancake:the fucking dumbest thing anybody ever says around here. Let's go for one drink.
Jen Pancake:Definitely gonna need a shirt made of that.
Jerry Pancake:Let's go for one drink.
Josh Scramble:Hang on. Can we a shirt?
Jerry Pancake:Puking in the bag.
Josh Scramble:Can we have a shirt made that says I actually drank one at the Flamingo? Because I did that Saturday night.
Jerry Pancake:Because Oh, well, there you go.
Josh Scramble:Because we went well, there was a group of us like, let's go. We showed up and it was after the band had stopped. And it felt like that moment when someone turned the lights on and all the cockroaches were leaving. And I don't know. I just didn't dig the vibe and I'm like, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Jen Pancake:It was definitely not the preferred vibe that I was looking for as well. No. However, it was good early on with that when I was with my
Josh Scramble:I'm sure it was much better.
Jen Pancake:Beautiful sister-in-law and my brother, beautiful sister-in-law, Carrie, and my brother Aaron.
Jerry Pancake:Beautiful husband. Well,
Jen Pancake:you weren't there yet. I was there for a long time before you got there, sir. Oh. Remember?
Jerry Pancake:I did get there.
Jen Pancake:Eventually, I don't remember you getting there because I was already well, actually, I take it back. I went there with no money, which was really dope.
Jerry Pancake:That was a good idea though, because you didn't spend any money. People just bought you stuff.
Jen Pancake:I yep. I rely I
Jerry Pancake:relied on
Jen Pancake:the kindness of
Jerry Pancake:strength. I did pay some of your tab when I got there.
Josh Scramble:But then you made up for it by buying tickets you didn't use.
Jen Pancake:That was probably fair.
Jerry Pancake:Did I get a Philly cheese steak that night maybe to eat? Who can say? I feel like I did one of the nights.
Jen Pancake:That that so this was a feedback I got from someone. I because I really wasn't paying attention to the reggae band. Can't lie. However, there might have been a reason why because one person's feedback was said to me like this, they would play one song and then take a half hour break.
Josh Scramble:They are notorious. I mean
Jen Pancake:song and then another half hour break.
Jerry Pancake:Met a reggae band? I really Have you met a reggae band? Like, even Bob Marley, like, his concerts, like, it was a slog.
Jen Pancake:I don't know.
Jerry Pancake:Play one love and then, like, take a sixteen minutes.
Josh Scramble:Remember that from previous years.
Jerry Pancake:And then Yeah.
Josh Scramble:They would back. They play a short set and then take, like
Jen Pancake:I must
Josh Scramble:almost as long of a
Jen Pancake:That one the the first year we went, I think, after the the pandemic when they started coming back again
Jerry Pancake:Uh-huh.
Jen Pancake:I think they played like, they played the whole it was like a completely different band.
Jerry Pancake:Well, they have, like, 60 people in the band.
Jen Pancake:That'll be why.
Jerry Pancake:So that's a little that's
Jen Pancake:But anyways, that was the only feedback I got, and that might have been why I didn't hear them singing if they only
Jerry Pancake:Well, let's check-in with, one of our favorite people here in Miller and one of our favorite bartenders at the Flamingo, Princess Vicky.
Josh Scramble:Yay. Scramble here at Flamingo Fest live with one of our favorite servers, Princess Vicky. Vicky, what are you looking forward to most tonight at Flamingo Fest?
Jen Pancake:Well, I'm so to be wearing my pink wig tonight, but also that I get to see Chad Burton perform.
Josh Scramble:And she is decked out. You if you are here, she is the one wearing the pink wig, neon green skirt, and the painted arm from top to bottom. That's right. Oh. Thank you, Vicky.
Jerry Pancake:That's it.
Josh Scramble:Your boy scramble here live at Flamingo Fest.
Jen Pancake:Princess Vicky. Yay.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. And you know who ended up with that wig on by the end of the night?
Josh Scramble:Oh, boy. Derek. Derek Donuts? Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:And, like,
Jen Pancake:gonna picture.
Jerry Pancake:So, like, the real person that I want to wear the wigs all all the time is Jose.
Josh Scramble:Jose Chilaquiles. Well, because first of all,
Jerry Pancake:he doesn't have any hair. That's the first thing. So, like, I would be I'm interested to see him with hair. How he would look with hair.
Josh Scramble:Even if it's just a pink wig?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Like just any hair. Like a toupee, I would I would pay for a toupee for him to wear it and him to What if
Jen Pancake:you found yourself oddly attracted to wigged Jose?
Josh Scramble:Just wanna see It's on the wig and then Oh,
Jen Pancake:yeah. And then suddenly he's a lady bunny.
Jerry Pancake:I just wanna see what he would look like because he's he's embraced his baldness as a lot of men do of his age, man or woman, like, with a with a wig. This is Like wigs used to be really popular. Like my mom wore wigs all the time. She had hair.
Jen Pancake:No one wants to wear a wig. Why?
Josh Scramble:They're hot. They're hot.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. They're hot.
Josh Scramble:Hint hint Valentine's Day.
Jerry Pancake:Alright. Alright. Yeah, you would have maybe like, I don't know.
Jen Pancake:Usually, don't mind
Josh Scramble:wearing this.
Jerry Pancake:Afro wig or something about
Josh Scramble:it. In a pink Jose wig.
Jerry Pancake:I don't want a Jose wig. But, like, he That one is like, he's
Jen Pancake:be a bald bald But part Right?
Jerry Pancake:Partly because he is so, like, homophobic about everything. Like, he won't he were because that was my idea. Oh, by the way, fantasy football season and regular football season begins here Oh, shoot. Tonight.
Josh Scramble:I think it actually I was supposed
Jerry Pancake:to check my records. Oh, shit.
Josh Scramble:I think kickoff is starting in, like, fifteen minutes.
Jen Pancake:Oh, no.
Jerry Pancake:That was my idea of a punishment because, like, I don't know, for our league, these guys are just so fascinated with, like, who's gonna like, the loser is gonna get punished or whatever. And here, what should we do? Like, make them go, I don't know, jack off in the middle of the street or whatever or do something that's gonna, like, might cost them their job. Like, my idea was you have to wear a wig, and you can't say why you're wearing it. And you have to act like
Josh Scramble:It is unique. I'll give you that.
Jerry Pancake:You have to act like
Jen Pancake:And the league gets to pick the wig? Yeah. Oh, man. I'm in on that. That sounds like so
Jerry Pancake:Like one of those black, like, straight
Josh Scramble:Like Morticia Adams?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Like, straight hair wigs.
Jen Pancake:I mean, it would have
Josh Scramble:Like, and then
Jerry Pancake:you you have to go out in public, and you can't say Here's why what you're doing it.
Jen Pancake:Here's what I propose. So everybody on the team that's not a loser presents a wig for the and then whoever, picks the same wig or or, like, the majority of all of your decision of the wigs.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. They have to try it on for us, like do a show.
Jen Pancake:No. I I think you all just say, okay, I want I want you to wear this wig and you give a picture of that wig. And at most of you are gonna probably pick the same wig.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah.
Jen Pancake:Or or you just even if even if there's what are there? 10 of you?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah.
Jen Pancake:So even if there's nine separate wigs, you'll have to vote on
Jerry Pancake:I mean, I'm in for it, but, like, no one Jose is like, oh, I would have I've never fucking wear the wig or whatever. That's what he said.
Jen Pancake:We we don't have to worry because I he doesn't win.
Jerry Pancake:He didn't say it in that voice. He said, hey, man. I never wear no wig. Don't don't
Jen Pancake:need to do a Mexican voice. Doesn't
Josh Scramble:lose. Rican.
Jerry Pancake:I know.
Jen Pancake:He won't come in last. Same thing. Probably. Right? Although, I I guess it's all up to chance.
Jen Pancake:Who's the oh,
Jerry Pancake:it's you're the punishment that you're right?
Josh Scramble:Technically, but I mean, I've still yet to hear what it is and I'm not doing I'm sorry. I'm not doing something dumb like
Jen Pancake:Scramble, you were the loser?
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Tyreek Hill and Aaron Rodgers tanked my league last year.
Jen Pancake:Holy crap. I guess it can happen to anyone. Never mind, Jose. Get your wig on.
Josh Scramble:My issue is like, well, so we talked about like doing like, I suggested you should have to be the doorman at Flamingo Fest for an hour one of the nights like welcome to Flamingo Fest. I suck at Fantasy Football.
Jerry Pancake:I love that.
Josh Scramble:You put in an hour, you embarrass yourself a little bit, have fun with it, be an asshole.
Jerry Pancake:Or you could just you you don't even have to say like I suck at Fantasy Football. You could be like, so where are you from? Like just make it just be somebody be like a weirdo. Just be super awkward. And just be like, Oh, hey, can I get your phone number?
Jerry Pancake:Like, hey, what do you guys want to hang out sometime? It's good to be that. Just like you.
Josh Scramble:So tell me when was your first date? Like, what?
Jerry Pancake:Oh, hey, guys. Nice to meet you. I'm Can we take a selfie? Yeah. Like, you have to get a picture with like, let's say
Josh Scramble:20 people before you know. 20 people. That would be awesome. Like, maybe that's it.
Jerry Pancake:Fake friends. You have to You have to fake friend
Jen Pancake:Who gets to decide the punishment?
Josh Scramble:It's a technically
Jerry Pancake:No one can decide on shit in this league. It's a fucking shit show.
Josh Scramble:I gotcha.
Jerry Pancake:Sorry.
Jen Pancake:Failure to launch. Failure to launch. It's always punishment.
Josh Scramble:But also like everyone, there's two camps like one wants to do something super like you have to wear like, yeah, like you have to run through the streets naked.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Or take another shit in the middle of fucking road or whatever.
Jen Pancake:Shit in the road.
Jerry Pancake:And then high twelve twenty. You gotta take a shit.
Josh Scramble:Then there's someone who's like, okay, just, you know, do something bumper sticker. The bump yeah.
Jen Pancake:A bumper sticker.
Jerry Pancake:They there are two camps. And me, I don't want I don't care about the punishment, but I would love to see something like someone do something funny. I like the way I do it. It's like a harmless friend. Like 10 people.
Jen Pancake:Like 20 selfies with strangers. I like that.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Or 10 selfies. Twenties. That's a lot.
Josh Scramble:I don't know. But flamingo fest, you can knock out 50 of
Jen Pancake:those punishment, Jerry.
Jerry Pancake:It should be hard.
Jen Pancake:It should be
Jerry Pancake:hard. Okay. I agree.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Anyway, how do we get sidetracked on that? Oh, the wig thing. Vicky in the wig.
Jerry Pancake:Vicky in the wig. Let's hear from, Nina. Our friend Nina was at, Flamingo Fest and she is a runner and we love her and let's hear a little bit from her. Nina.
Josh Scramble:Scramble here live at Flamingo Fest. I'm here with 90,000,000 mile Nina. She's a runner, and she's ran 19,000,000 marathons. Nina, what 20,000,000. I I stand corrected.
Josh Scramble:Nina, what are you looking most forward to at Flamingo Fest this evening?
Nina:You know, I love the fact that the community gets together. This is the one opportunity I also have to bring my daughter to Flamingo, which is such a great experience for me. So now I get to indulge us or engage us with her and just connecting with one everyone. I hear there's a great band tonight, so I'm excited about that. I'm just looking forward to having some fun.
Josh Scramble:That's the most adult answer we've ever had on the New Yorker podcast. Speaking of Scarlet, Scarlet, what are you looking most forward to?
Jen Pancake:Good music, soaking up the last bits of sun, and wings. But I'm not as adult as her, so
Jerry Pancake:Oh.
Josh Scramble:And wings.
Jerry Pancake:Wow. Another adult response. And
Jen Pancake:wings. Killed.
Josh Scramble:Killed wings. This is your boy, scramble here live at Flamingo Fest. Thank you.
Jen Pancake:So was this sun was this Monday then?
Jerry Pancake:You sound very sober. I've just been waiting for
Josh Scramble:that one. Monday.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. That was early.
Josh Scramble:Was I think Right after I got there securing some real estate. Yeah.
Jen Pancake:Man, Monday
Jerry Pancake:Man, what a difference, like, few hours makes sunset. The thing we opened with
Jen Pancake:Sadly, Monday. Monday, it just took one drink to get me right back in.
Jerry Pancake:The re yeah. The redrunkening.
Jen Pancake:It was the redrunkening.
Jerry Pancake:Everyone was like, oh, I think after Sunday, which was
Jen Pancake:fucking shit
Jerry Pancake:show, by the way. You all should be ashamed.
Josh Scramble:Oh, don't act like you were standing there with us.
Jerry Pancake:I was. But that Rainbow's band, I mean, they'll get even me pretty lit up.
Jen Pancake:It was they I it was the the certainly the best night in my opinion. I every I've it felt It felt like we were all united I felt love. In our quest to just have the best fucking night.
Jerry Pancake:Well, also Alcoholics United. I felt I felt love and I felt
Josh Scramble:very Very
Jen Pancake:few pictures
Jerry Pancake:not of a ton of interlopers, which
Josh Scramble:Well, it's funny you bring that up because I think we owe a great big amount of gratitude to CSX and the Norfolk Southern for blocking god. Thank you. Block that fucking Block off the entrance.
Jerry Pancake:Entrance every Flamingo Fest because that is true, Josh Scramble. Like, so many less. I'm sorry to shit on Crown Point, but fuck you motherfucker.
Jen Pancake:What are you even talking about? Like, what
Jerry Pancake:Do you we always get these fucking people wearing MAGA shit and all kinds of stuff and for from Lingo Fest. It's never fails. And this year Did
Jen Pancake:you see the T shirt that I took a picture of?
Jerry Pancake:No. It's Was there one
Jen Pancake:fucking feeling? It's not a it's not a beard. It's a saddle.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:But we did have some interlopers that we happened to know from another part of our lives.
Jen Pancake:So that was hurricane reggae night.
Josh Scramble:Yeah.
Jen Pancake:And so that I'd like I I didn't know if we should get into that because I
Jerry Pancake:We can because I was very obsessed
Jen Pancake:with it for a bit.
Jerry Pancake:That was a wild situation, and we Wild. It's a it's a hard thing to explain.
Jen Pancake:It's very difficult to explain. No one and no one cares. No one's gonna care about us.
Jerry Pancake:But, like, long story short, this person showed up that we know from another part of our lives. And
Jen Pancake:I don't. I didn't know him at all.
Jerry Pancake:In fact But I do.
Jen Pancake:If he would not have said to me, I know you, I would have not thought he was one of any other flamingo fest patrons.
Jerry Pancake:Came. Yeah. Yeah. From out of town.
Josh Scramble:But
Jerry Pancake:But came from
Jen Pancake:out of town. Introduced him to me as their new friend, and then then he said, I know you. And I was
Josh Scramble:like, oh.
Jen Pancake:Then my brain broke.
Jerry Pancake:And then the background from all the people that he had interacted with prior to that was that he was telling everyone that he was getting a divorce and that he was moving to Miller Beach.
Jen Pancake:Yes. Which is what
Jerry Pancake:Which his wife apparently did not know about.
Jen Pancake:It was a very
Jerry Pancake:big concern for
Jen Pancake:me and mister pancake because
Jerry Pancake:I don't know. I The presentation we're new
Jen Pancake:best friend.
Jerry Pancake:After that had happened, his wife
Jen Pancake:Well, we don't know if his wife didn't or did or
Jerry Pancake:did. Did or didn't know.
Josh Scramble:So this wasn't a joke.
Jerry Pancake:She started posting all their furniture, including their bed on Facebook Marketplace shortly after that night.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Yeah. Yard sale. Everything must go.
Jerry Pancake:Everything must go. All is patio furniture.
Josh Scramble:Oh my god.
Jerry Pancake:They're they're the bed they the bed they make love in.
Josh Scramble:I used to.
Jerry Pancake:Many many
Jen Pancake:many people that are listening to the podcast right now might remember me and insanely racing around town either on a golf cart, car, or in my
Josh Scramble:investigations. Car
Jen Pancake:looking for this person.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. She was doing investigations.
Jen Pancake:I needed to see who he was with and where he was at.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, he was with Okay.
Josh Scramble:Now I know what you were
Jerry Pancake:talking about. Syphilis, as we'll call him, or aka Jonathan. So ladies, watch out. We were informed. He does have herpes, And you know what they say about herpes?
Josh Scramble:It never goes away.
Jerry Pancake:It does not.
Jen Pancake:It definitely does not go away. And as soon as I read that, I ran screaming into the fest trying to warn all women, and no one would listen
Jerry Pancake:to what he should do. He's got herpes. Unfortunately, he does look like someone that some of the Miller ladies might entertain having sex with.
Josh Scramble:Uh-oh. So he's not a horrible
Jerry Pancake:Like mirrored sunglasses. Right. Like beard. That look kinda dress up. We
Jen Pancake:don't need to give
Jerry Pancake:any more. Like a backwards hat.
Jen Pancake:You don't need to give any more details than that. Just But Just be warned.
Jerry Pancake:Watch out for someone named Jonathan. I don't know any active Miller residents that have that name.
Jen Pancake:Unless
Jerry Pancake:He has herpes.
Jen Pancake:Unless
Jerry Pancake:He's a white guy too.
Jen Pancake:Already have herpes, then fuck away. Herpe it away.
Jerry Pancake:We will make more herpes, make a herpe baby.
Jen Pancake:You can't make more herpes.
Josh Scramble:And Jonathan Junk Devilas.
Jerry Pancake:Your baby doesn't have herpes then? Okay. So but but yeah. So that was
Jen Pancake:Saturday night at the reggae band, and then I had to leave after that because I just was in disbelief of what had just happened to me. I met this person one time.
Jerry Pancake:Long time
Jen Pancake:ago. One time in 2015.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. That's that's ten years ago.
Jen Pancake:We are not friends on Facebook. No. So I would not have known him from Facebook. He could only have known me from Facebook, I think. But I also am not sure because or like if I'm not sure if that chance encounter made him flee, the town because he did leave the next morning.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. He was out of here like a hot
Jen Pancake:Although I was told
Josh Scramble:Are we talking 2015 or after the divorce thing?
Jerry Pancake:Well he saw us.
Jen Pancake:When he said, I know you and then
Jerry Pancake:And then left. And then he must have
Jen Pancake:And then he
Jerry Pancake:left seen me too.
Jen Pancake:He left that night because I ran racing around Saturday night.
Jerry Pancake:She was trying to find me To alert. Be like, yeah.
Jen Pancake:Jerry Pancake that this person was here. And even when I told him that he was here, he refused to believe me because it was so wildly outlandish.
Jerry Pancake:Two worlds colliding.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. So And then we left because I couldn't But trade
Josh Scramble:for the sake of the innocent, I don't know if we needed to delve in.
Jen Pancake:No. Yeah. Oh, well, there
Jerry Pancake:there is no innocence. I was scrambling that. The guy is a huge piece of shit.
Jen Pancake:So Oh, yeah. Yeah. We know way too much about it that we shouldn't know.
Jerry Pancake:Let's get another update from Scramble here at Flamingo Fest.
Josh Scramble:Josh Scramble here live at Flamingo Fest twenty twenty five with a hint of advice. Be smart when you come here because it is gonna be like Woodstock ninety nine. There's only two porta potties. It's gonna be super busy. There's not gonna be a lot of water.
Josh Scramble:So
Jerry Pancake:No. There's no water.
Josh Scramble:Have your ass covered when you show up. No one's gonna take you home, and no one's gonna give a shit about your condition. Scramble. Someone's gonna dig
Jen Pancake:you home.
Josh Scramble:Flamingo fest.
Jen Pancake:And they're and they're gonna give you herpes.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Jonathan is gonna take you home with his mirrored sunglasses at midnight. Home
Jen Pancake:under night. I just want
Jerry Pancake:sunglasses at midnight with a backwards hat.
Jen Pancake:Gonna be fine. I'm sure. So they did leave their, they they I was told, so I
Jerry Pancake:don't know. Abandoned their whole No.
Jen Pancake:Had to leave their Airbnb. I never did figure out which one he was they were at.
Jerry Pancake:It was a private Airbnb.
Jen Pancake:Was told it was they were there together, but not in a gay way.
Josh Scramble:Was it the was it the sexual Airbnb?
Jen Pancake:Oh. It was not, which
Josh Scramble:The Swinger BnB we've
Jerry Pancake:heard about. Swinger BnB. The Swinger BnB.
Jen Pancake:It can no longer be tracked on the gram because I
Jerry Pancake:I know they were really excited about that, but they're probably just jizz everywhere, and then it fucking clogged all the pipes.
Jen Pancake:You know what?
Jerry Pancake:No. Septic. That fucking ruined the
Josh Scramble:house flooded.
Jen Pancake:Maybe they
Josh Scramble:didn't Yeah. Thanks.
Jen Pancake:Maybe they didn't get any guests. I don't know. Oh. Crazy idea.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, the mirrored ceilings and the dildo climbing wall, you can't get guests. I thought it would be wild.
Josh Scramble:There was a dildo climbing wall,
Jerry Pancake:like, yeah.
Jen Pancake:No. Come on. On. Come on.
Josh Scramble:I didn't see the photo.
Jerry Pancake:You put your hands on the dildos or you can, I guess you could climb up, like, with your ass or your pussy?
Jen Pancake:Dildo wall.
Jerry Pancake:Was a dildo wall. And I don't know how you clean those because they're attached to the wall.
Jen Pancake:I really thought it would be wildly successful.
Josh Scramble:Simple green will not work.
Jerry Pancake:Normally, I would put it in the dish wash.
Jen Pancake:No herpes there at all. No, like, herpes there at all.
Jerry Pancake:I'm sure. They got a sex swing in there, but I don't know what it was rated at for weight.
Jen Pancake:Well, I mean, maybe that was their downfall.
Josh Scramble:The house just imploded.
Jen Pancake:Maybe that was their downfall.
Jerry Pancake:Of someone that was here for Flamingo Fest.
Josh Scramble:Oh, boy.
Jen Pancake:Oh, boy.
Jerry Pancake:The sex swing.
Jen Pancake:Paul, alright.
Josh Scramble:Let's
Jerry Pancake:I'm not gonna Let's take a break. Down a peg. Let's take a break for a word from our sponsors.
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Jen Pancake:Mickey and Hannah's body paint.
Josh Scramble:Oh, you like the body paint?
Jen Pancake:And the tutus.
Jerry Pancake:Tutus? Are they painted all over?
Jen Pancake:Yeah. Yeah. They're painted
Jerry Pancake:all over. You verified this?
Jen Pancake:Oh, no. I don't actually know. I don't know.
Jerry Pancake:Maybe I'll ask him. We'll see. Jerry Pancake live from the I'm just keeping this going. 2025 for the Millie Moore Miller morning madhouse. I have Chrissy Mister Bracco.
Jerry Pancake:Rice Chrissy Crunch. I feel like I Chrissy Crunch here. What is your least favorite thing about flam Flamingo Fest?
Jen Pancake:I mean, being out of the house in general.
Jerry Pancake:Hate it. Would not recommend. Seems like a lot of fun, good band. Come on down, but it'll be over by the time this is out. So don't come down.
Jen Pancake:Or do
Jerry Pancake:Or go.
Jen Pancake:Go down.
Jerry Pancake:You can go. Right now.
Jen Pancake:Go every night.
Jerry Pancake:They're open. Jerry Pancake from the Miller Morning Man House here live at Flamingo Fest. Seems a rift has developed between myself and Josh Scramble. He just called me a motherfucker. Updates coming soon.
Josh Scramble:He earned it.
Jerry Pancake:Jerry Pancake, Miller Morning Madhouse here with G Money. G Money, what is the ship bag count here tonight at Flamingo Foods?
Jen Pancake:Hey, what is up? It's G Money, G E Z g g in the house. The ship bag count is 10000000005006111.
Jerry Pancake:Sounds about right. Thank you. Alright. You still can't We
Jen Pancake:love you g money.
Jerry Pancake:We love you g money.
Josh Scramble:G easy, whatever we're gonna do.
Jerry Pancake:G easy. That was just a montage of clips from me. I was unable to, cut mine, but maybe we'll do it later or just leave it as is. That sounded pretty good.
Josh Scramble:Yeah. That's, you know, you all at once.
Jerry Pancake:Me all at once. That's they're gonna make a movie someday. Probably call that. Yeah. Jerry pancake.
Jerry Pancake:Everything all at once
Jen Pancake:all the time. Or nothing all at once.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. And I'll have like really weird fingers or whatever. Is that that movie? Everything all at once.
Jen Pancake:I watched about five minutes of it and turned it off.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Looks stupid. I wasn't bad. I'm sorry. Didn't for anyone that likes that movie,
Josh Scramble:feel like I watch it either. Because I'm like, this looks like I'm gonna hate it.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I just thought Like, I hate
Jen Pancake:the title. Attention span for any of this.
Jerry Pancake:I hate the title right off the bat. Like
Jen Pancake:I can't handle everything all at once. I could barely handle
Jerry Pancake:Oh, didn't she have, like things hot all at dog fingers?
Jen Pancake:I don't know. Why do you gotta obsess on the hot
Josh Scramble:dog like it'd be a condition in Miller hot dog fingers.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, I know a couple people that
Josh Scramble:have So many people.
Jerry Pancake:Hot dog fingers.
Jen Pancake:So many people with hot dog fingers. Rub it around.
Josh Scramble:Diabetes says what?
Jerry Pancake:I mean, you can't oh, man. Jeez. What a just what a weird Tell you what
Jen Pancake:to have a a great day
Jerry Pancake:for just a local bar to have, a festival.
Josh Scramble:A four day festival. Isn't that
Jerry Pancake:it's it's very unusual.
Josh Scramble:Also, it lasts longer than any of the Woodstock concerts ever.
Jerry Pancake:Like and and, like, if you went to Woodstock, you probably had to rest after that for, like, a good week.
Jen Pancake:Oh, let's
Jerry Pancake:Woodstock ninety nine, maybe you got killed or raped or whatever, and that would haunt you your whole life. Yeah. But. Well, not if you're killed, then you're just dead.
Jen Pancake:Speaking of hot dogs.
Jerry Pancake:Alright. Wait. Do a we new sponsor?
Jen Pancake:We try no. We tried to do Wiffleball on Monday, like
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah.
Josh Scramble:How did that go?
Jerry Pancake:It did went bad. Everyone was dead. Showed up.
Josh Scramble:Let me guess, donuts?
Jen Pancake:It was No.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, Derek, he drove by a couple times, but
Jen Pancake:Rebecca
Josh Scramble:We haven't come up with a name for her.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. We'll we'll we'll work on her breakfast name. However, luckily, she brought some snacks in her snackle box, which was nice. Yeah. We made exactly five hot dogs for some reason.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I I ate two of them.
Jen Pancake:I take it back, Shane. Another breakfast name Yeah. That eludes
Jerry Pancake:Just Shane
Jen Pancake:will follow him. Shane. Just Shane. And his little breakfast nuggets were with him.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah.
Jen Pancake:But also he was dead as well. And we were really, really happy that no more people showed up because we were all just
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. We just sat out there. What what did we even do?
Jen Pancake:The hot dog the point of the hot dog reference was, once again, Jen pancake did not eat any of those hot
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. And that was Monday. Monday
Jen Pancake:night fest on an empty stomach.
Jerry Pancake:The band did start at five.
Josh Scramble:They did.
Jerry Pancake:I that was responsible.
Jen Pancake:Classic pancake. Classic Jen pancake.
Josh Scramble:I showed up there early to make sure I had a table
Jen Pancake:because our
Josh Scramble:friend our friend Ray was playing.
Jerry Pancake:Our friend Ray, we don't have a breakfast name for him either. Ray Ranchero. Oh,
Josh Scramble:like Ray Ranchero.
Jerry Pancake:Ray Ranchero. See, he's he's like, he's Mexican. Right?
Josh Scramble:He's Italian, but his wife's Latin.
Jen Pancake:I was gonna call him Ray.
Jerry Pancake:Why did they say Mexican? I don't know. I don't know. Mexicans and Italians look the same. Like, they're a little olivey.
Jerry Pancake:Is
Jen Pancake:he Italian?
Josh Scramble:Yes. Yes. Brown. Anyway.
Jerry Pancake:Olive skin. Italians are up. Alright. Alright. Have skin of olive.
Josh Scramble:But I also made sure
Jen Pancake:A person of color.
Jerry Pancake:Wow. I'm an Italian. I can say whatever, but I like Ray Rancheros.
Josh Scramble:Love me some Ray. But got there got there early, got a table, and made sure to, like, me and Mike split a pizza.
Jen Pancake:Oh, that was smart.
Josh Scramble:Well, I was also hungry.
Jen Pancake:I got a margarita, not a pizza. Sometimes I got 78 more margaritas.
Josh Scramble:So like,
Jerry Pancake:you guys were really
Josh Scramble:The last day of Flamingo Fest is like your kryptonite.
Jerry Pancake:I don't know. You didn't get into it like
Josh Scramble:Not the year before.
Jen Pancake:Somehow I
Josh Scramble:Jen pancake the last day is like, I'm going all in.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. It was
Jerry Pancake:I kept her away though. Like, we I kept her away because she would have been down there probably at noon.
Jen Pancake:I'll tell you what. If if there were face
Jerry Pancake:Well, he would have been dragging her out like Johan. Like Oh.
Josh Scramble:Well, he was he being you or he was using his partner as a human crutch to get to the car.
Jerry Pancake:Well, I drove to the mini mart at like 10:30. And him was outside.
Jen Pancake:At night?
Jerry Pancake:No, in the morning that morning, to get like lemonade. It's I don't know what I was thinking like make mixed drinks or whatever for Wiffleball. And because like I couldn't drink any more beer. I don't I didn't think. But, he's out there just sitting at one of those outside tables just like waiting for them to open at eleven.
Josh Scramble:Was it like near the fence second one in? Yeah. Yeah. That was the one I saw him at at 4PM.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Well, he he must have been there since they opened.
Josh Scramble:That's kinda
Jerry Pancake:I wouldn't doubt that they opened late.
Josh Scramble:Like, no. Well, they the outdoor part only opened at, like, four because it was right after I got there.
Jerry Pancake:Well, then because they must be going in and out and getting because
Josh Scramble:they said the beer garden was opening at, like, five. So I think they were doing it right before the band. But Yeah. I mean, yeah, you couldn't you
Jen Pancake:couldn't wants just walk to do is Yoan business.
Jerry Pancake:I mean, love him. He goes, he's a church going fella. And I pray for him all the time.
Josh Scramble:Anyway, I ate before I started drinking
Jerry Pancake:on Monday. I ate the hot dogs and I had a nice breakfast. Do you cooked us breakfast? Right?
Josh Scramble:Well, today Monday.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Because I said, I can't help you today.
Josh Scramble:Oh, as I saw him today. Mowing my lawns. That one.
Jen Pancake:I don't know. I don't who can
Jerry Pancake:You made you made breakfast one of the days. Maybe I made it on Monday, though.
Jen Pancake:No. I think you made it Sunday. Sunday, and I made it Monday.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. I was in bad shape. I I I was like
Jen Pancake:Which means both days we ate breakfast at home, Brad.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, yeah. Thanks, Brad. Brad crunch. Look at the big brain on Brad. We it was still almost as expensive as going out just so everyone knows because everything's fucked up now.
Jerry Pancake:So it's like $50 to eat breakfast at your house.
Jen Pancake:If you want bacon, it's gonna be
Jerry Pancake:Like all fucking DoorDash.
Jen Pancake:Bacon or whatever.
Jerry Pancake:They're all DoorDash Denny's, like, right now.
Josh Scramble:Oh, god.
Jerry Pancake:Moons over my hammy? Think about it, Jesus. You're hungover?
Jen Pancake:Tell everybody about that pizza. You DoorDash from Illinois the other night.
Jerry Pancake:Oh my god. I didn't even know you could do that. Uber Uber Eats, they were like, if you want this pizza right now, like free delivery. I was like
Josh Scramble:That was insane.
Jerry Pancake:This pizza right now. And like the I look at the progress and the lady's like, fifty five minute drive away.
Josh Scramble:God God bless ovens.
Jerry Pancake:And I was like, man, that's like, I who would pick that order up? Like, if you were a, like, a Uber Eats driver, like, you're not gonna get, like, I mean, tipped her.
Jen Pancake:Didn't know any
Jerry Pancake:better. It's like, oh, it's my first night on Uber Eats, and this motherfucker's order. I gotta deliver a pizza from An hour away. Lansing, Illinois to Gary? That's a fucking insane.
Jen Pancake:I think it was during the week too.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Do you know how many trains could possibly impede your progress?
Josh Scramble:Just the fact you're burning, like, five gallons of gas just to deliver this pizza.
Jerry Pancake:I don't feel bad about it in the least. This is the this is these tech guys. This is what they want.
Josh Scramble:I'll come
Jerry Pancake:over every time.
Jen Pancake:Sorry. Other night where we you had DoorDash the Jet's pizza, and we didn't make it home in time, and the raccoons got ahold of the I mean,
Jerry Pancake:it was only out there for, like, fifteen minutes.
Josh Scramble:That's fourteen minutes too long.
Jen Pancake:Fourteen minutes too They
Jerry Pancake:left it. They should've they set it out there. I was like, Jerry,
Jen Pancake:you best nine of those raccoons. You're
Josh Scramble:lucky that it's either a raccoon or a bum. One of them's gonna
Jerry Pancake:I do? What did I made a frozen pizza, which I should have done in the first place. Like, I don't know what I
Jen Pancake:was thinking. Killed him if they ate a whole Jet's pizza. The
Jerry Pancake:funniest thing about the DoorDashing lately for me is like it has I don't know if are you guys familiar with the Affirm? No. You know what that is? No. So it's like you could do like four payments of your DoorDash.
Josh Scramble:Oh my god. I know what you're talking about. You could pay.
Jerry Pancake:Why are you fucking financing your goddamn pizza? Why?
Jen Pancake:Because no one can afford it.
Josh Scramble:I'll give you $4. I mean,
Jerry Pancake:I guess it's no different than if you, like, like, went to a restaurant and put it on your credit card, but it still feels slimy that you're gonna be like, no interest for ninety days. You can make a payment on your White Castle Krave case.
Jen Pancake:Just watch the last episode of South Park.
Jerry Pancake:We're gonna need a mortgage to get a crave case here soon. Like, they're gonna have to
Jen Pancake:I don't I don't want that. So we
Jerry Pancake:Like a crave case? No.
Jen Pancake:No. A mortgage. Delicious. I don't want a mortgage either or a crave case.
Jerry Pancake:I do. Neither one. I want a grave case.
Jen Pancake:Might be getting one tonight.
Jerry Pancake:Or we can have sad spaghetti. Thanks, Brad. For making us feel guilty about DoorDash in our way through this crisis of America. We're allowed to do whatever we want. We're adults.
Jen Pancake:I was gonna run to Miller Cade.
Jerry Pancake:We're getting bonuses tomorrow.
Jen Pancake:And now no Miller Cade. This is a sad state of affairs.
Jerry Pancake:Oh,
Josh Scramble:well, I got a bunch of panties you can throw.
Jerry Pancake:Alright. Let's talk about that.
Jen Pancake:Right. Right.
Josh Scramble:Boy, Josh scramble here in the midst of a Miller morning man house update. I'm at the Flamingo Fest on Sunday night, and it is a bonafide shit show. I'm here with Chrissy Captain Crunch. Chrissy, what's your highlight of the evening so far?
Jen Pancake:So far, all of the, drunk idiots that I'm seeing right now.
Josh Scramble:And there's a bunch. I we will soon have a shit back count from
Jerry Pancake:g easy once she
Josh Scramble:gets here. G easy. But she's only 22, so she doesn't know when to get to things on time. Your boy, Josh scramble laugh from Flamingo Fest twenty twenty five signing out. Oh, oh.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, man. That was good. The microphone was
Jen Pancake:Geezy, you can come whenever you want.
Josh Scramble:That's what that's what that's what Emerson Easy tries to do.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, man. They're so young. I can't say that.
Josh Scramble:They're adults now.
Jerry Pancake:I mean,
Josh Scramble:kind of.
Jerry Pancake:Like, 22? I was a fucking idiot. Yeah. But
Josh Scramble:you're able to be picked on.
Jen Pancake:I mean
Jerry Pancake:I guess.
Jen Pancake:They're they're they're definitely doing better than I was in
Jerry Pancake:back They're they're at the height of their powers right now.
Jen Pancake:The height of their powers.
Josh Scramble:Well, who knows? Maybe they're wearing the giant panties that we bought
Jerry Pancake:for Ray. Let's talk about the panties.
Jen Pancake:Oh, yeah.
Jerry Pancake:Let's get
Jen Pancake:on this panty talk.
Josh Scramble:Panty Gate 2025. Jay's for
Jen Pancake:Ray's panty.
Jerry Pancake:Ray's panty exchange. Ray's panty
Josh Scramble:So our friend Ray was scheduled for Get kids these days.
Jerry Pancake:These panties look like they're abused. Oh, there's a lot of action left in these panties.
Josh Scramble:You got one when she gets out of
Jerry Pancake:So our friend Ray Ranchero made the mistake. I golfed with him on our golf outing, and that's a whole other
Josh Scramble:Whole other
Jerry Pancake:situation, but he made the he's he he played at Flamingo Fest with his band, a weekend at Jimmy's. And, he made the mistake, when we were golfing together and we were on the same cart and or whatever. And he was like, you know, Jerry, I wanna, like, I wanna tell you, like, I'm really nervous about playing at Flamingo Fest because there might there could be a lot of people and all this. And, like, I was the wrong person to tell that to.
Josh Scramble:Me or you would have been the absolute worst. Yeah. Like
Jerry Pancake:like and I was like, well, like, what makes you nervous? Well, like Lucero, her family's gonna be there. That's his Wife. Wife. And, like, I don't know.
Jerry Pancake:I'm just nervous. And then
Jen Pancake:You mean Lucero Ranchero?
Jerry Pancake:Lucero Ranchero. Yes. Yes. She would appreciate that name. She would appreciate that name for sure.
Jerry Pancake:But, yeah, like, he's like, you know, and they're they're gonna be up there and, like, I'm just nervous. And I was like, well, could we help you, like, by doing, like, a joke? Could we help you? Just or like a prank. And he was like, no.
Josh Scramble:Please don't. And then
Jerry Pancake:so I kinda started bouncing some ideas off of him. And I was like, what if we, like, had your face on sticks and we were out there and we all had your face on sticks and he's like, don't fucking do that. And I'm like, alright. And then I'm like, well, what if we, got a bunch of panties and threw panties at you while you were on stage playing. And he said, absolutely don't fucking do that.
Jerry Pancake:I'll kill you. And then
Josh Scramble:then about an hour later Are you a
Nina:ghost right now?
Jen Pancake:Did he in fact murder you?
Jerry Pancake:I'm alive. But what happened, Josh Scramble and Jen Pancake? What happened?
Jen Pancake:So I I think I was unfamiliar with this plan.
Josh Scramble:So about an hour, maybe two after this initial conversation happened, Pancake came up to me and said, so I had this interest interesting conversation. And I suggested panties and he flipped out and I'm like, oh, we're absolutely buying panties now.
Jen Pancake:Oh, we got so many panties.
Josh Scramble:So we had sexy panties, big panties, really big panties.
Jerry Pancake:Big and small.
Josh Scramble:So we also signed the panties.
Jen Pancake:Leslie scramble just started buying every panty under the sun.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. My favorite my favorite sign on the panties is somebody has somebody had
Jen Pancake:put somebody
Jerry Pancake:had put Ray's place with the arrow to the pussy.
Josh Scramble:I'm just gonna let you know that was that was your boy Scramboy. I mean,
Jerry Pancake:there's a lot of good ones. I put my happy place.
Jen Pancake:Did anyone ever put did anyone put every everyone loves Ray?
Jerry Pancake:Every oh, everybody loves Raymond.
Josh Scramble:Now we missed that one.
Jerry Pancake:There's a missed opportunity. It didn't even matter.
Jen Pancake:One of them
Josh Scramble:did say sweet baby Ray's.
Jen Pancake:The sweet baby Ray's was a favorite. Sweet baby
Jerry Pancake:Oh, you didn't stain that with anything, did you?
Jen Pancake:I wanna have Ray's think there was a I wanna have Ray's baby, which I also liked a lot.
Josh Scramble:Which was also funny because I
Jerry Pancake:was only on the butt of one of them.
Josh Scramble:I wanna have raised babies was by someone he had known literally since she was like two. What? It was one of his friend's daughters, I believe, wrote that.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, no.
Jen Pancake:Oh my gosh.
Jerry Pancake:It was a lot of terrible.
Josh Scramble:But the funny thing was
Jen Pancake:Well, that's right. Everyone wrote out of them. I think we we got there too late probably.
Josh Scramble:So she actually wrote out of ruined the surprise because think I
Jen Pancake:was drunk by then.
Josh Scramble:She threw her panties way too early and then we all decided, right? They're about to end their first set and like, okay, it's panty time. So we all just like started launching this.
Jen Pancake:So many panties.
Jerry Pancake:It was like the t shirt cannon, it was just like, we're just throwing panties right in space.
Josh Scramble:Panty Ray.
Jen Pancake:It was a Panty Ray.
Jerry Pancake:He got pantied. But his gray was
Josh Scramble:ear to I mean, it you he couldn't have been happier.
Jen Pancake:Like, he was At one point, one just landed on him.
Josh Scramble:Oh, yeah.
Jerry Pancake:He was playing with them. Yeah. They were on his hand.
Jen Pancake:On the guitar or bass.
Josh Scramble:I have a good bass. He's a bassist
Jen Pancake:as well.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. He's a bassist. I mean, it's a guitar. It's technically a guitar.
Josh Scramble:That was another one I did. I made I'm all about that bass dash ist. You know?
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. You did a
Jen Pancake:good job.
Josh Scramble:But, yeah, I have a great selfie with me. Like I just love the
Jerry Pancake:Race place because it's like a bar, but it's a pussy.
Jen Pancake:I have a I have
Josh Scramble:Pussy exchange. That would have
Jerry Pancake:been a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Like the Blues Brothers.
Jen Pancake:I have a really good pick of, Benjie, the drummer who is
Jerry Pancake:Oh, did he get panties on him too?
Jen Pancake:Might he might Kathy, might have to be a determined
Jerry Pancake:She shielded her son from the panties. No.
Jen Pancake:He didn't have any panties, but
Jerry Pancake:he had a poster
Jen Pancake:right next to the drums that said, I wanna have Ray's baby or whatever it said. Or Ray, will you marry me, I think it was.
Jerry Pancake:Our friends I had that sign and held it too. We also had signs. Yeah.
Josh Scramble:Our friend Susie made some great signs. Like, of them was Lucero's one that said, raise mine.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, right. Back off, bitches. Yep.
Jen Pancake:And she did go up there and
Jerry Pancake:I mean, she she was dancing around with that sign, it
Jen Pancake:was Everyone awake.
Josh Scramble:It was fun.
Jerry Pancake:What a fun time.
Jen Pancake:She swept all the panties out of the Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:I was holding the sign, marry me, Ray. He did help me a lot at the at the golf. We won that round, and he's
Jen Pancake:positive person. You feel felt
Jerry Pancake:the panties panties panties at you every time we see you now, maybe.
Josh Scramble:Wouldn't that be something we're like, every time we're just gonna throw a pair of panties at him?
Jen Pancake:I I I wanted to print out some pictures of his face and attach them to the panties.
Josh Scramble:What if we do like the what is it? Vista
Jen Pancake:print where
Josh Scramble:you could get like your the faces.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, so cool shirts could make Ray's panties.
Josh Scramble:Oh, we should totally make Ray panties.
Jerry Pancake:And we'll do it for Jerry Clemons too because he doesn't seem to wanna take advantage of our merchandising opportunity.
Josh Scramble:What if we just randomly made, like, people in the neighborhood put their face on panties?
Jerry Pancake:I mean,
Jen Pancake:that would be I'm in. I'm in.
Jerry Pancake:They would sell. It would be weird it would be weird, though. It would be weird if Jen pancake was, like, wearing Jerry Clemons panties.
Josh Scramble:What if
Jerry Pancake:we do For instance.
Josh Scramble:Day of the week neighborhood panties.
Jerry Pancake:I love it.
Jen Pancake:Oh my gosh.
Jerry Pancake:I mean,
Josh Scramble:Monday, it sounds like a And
Jerry Pancake:you could send you could could DM me on the gram, like all the ladies that are wearing the Jerry pancake pants.
Josh Scramble:What?
Jerry Pancake:Maybe that could be a syrupy?
Jen Pancake:What?
Jerry Pancake:When we come out with these panties. Sick ass shit.
Josh Scramble:This sounds like a really dirty subreddit.
Jerry Pancake:Honey, it's just my face on her panties. It's nothing. It's fine. What? Like, you have Jerry Clemons on your panties.
Jen Pancake:Oh, I see where this
Josh Scramble:is Like, you've never had your face on someone's panties?
Jen Pancake:He just wants
Jerry Pancake:You got Ray Ranchero on your
Jen Pancake:to you where while he's looking at you wearing
Jerry Pancake:My face.
Jen Pancake:Wearing a pair of panties.
Jerry Pancake:Jerking off to my own face on your panties.
Josh Scramble:What if that is the fancy football punishment? You have to have your
Jerry Pancake:your face
Josh Scramble:on panties? Panties that we
Jerry Pancake:give away. That might be a kinky thing for some people, though.
Jen Pancake:I know. It doesn't sound like punishment.
Josh Scramble:Like a monokini that you should wear the beach?
Jerry Pancake:People bought those fucking panties and wore them? Like, you're a hero of the neighborhood if that is happening.
Josh Scramble:Clearly, what if you just flip them inside out and, like, dirty streets?
Jerry Pancake:I like my ex lady, wife, Van Halen panties, like, with a Van Halen logo on them.
Jen Pancake:Dude, this is just too much.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. It's too much. The panties.
Jen Pancake:I don't need to hear it. I don't even know any of this.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. But that was bad. Like, she didn't like them.
Jen Pancake:So no. No. We're not we're not going down this road.
Josh Scramble:Alright. Did you look at her and say, come on, might as well.
Jerry Pancake:Finish what you started. I mean, complete. I don't know.
Jen Pancake:Either way, I think we got the next commercial. Yeah. Days of the week, neighborhood panties.
Jerry Pancake:Neighborhood panties, new or used. You don't have to take the
Josh Scramble:depreciation. On oil. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake:On the used panties. Actually, the used panties are worth more. I know. It's like a classic car. A new
Josh Scramble:a new pack a day.
Jen Pancake:Like, slippery Bob. Slippery Bob. Yeah.
Josh Scramble:About a Neighborhood panties. $20 new, $50 used.
Jerry Pancake:It's like a classic classic car.
Jen Pancake:Josh Grammel.
Jerry Pancake:People want the used ones. Do you
Jen Pancake:have any idea who's slippery Bob was?
Jerry Pancake:Oh my god. Jesus. This is a
Jen Pancake:whole lot. There was a
Josh Scramble:man that lived in
Jen Pancake:Benton Harbor, and he would offer this was back when I was a tiny child of eighth grade. I was in
Jerry Pancake:that world of Benton Harbor probably at the time too.
Jen Pancake:Yeah. You you were closer in age to my cousin who I was running around with.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. And she was giving her panties to slippery bottom.
Jen Pancake:I don't know that she did, but she
Jerry Pancake:suggested We can give rides for panties for used panties.
Jen Pancake:This do
Josh Scramble:the hungers give a that's a bargain.
Jerry Pancake:Like no.
Josh Scramble:I think this guy's getting a deal of a lifetime. You're late.
Jen Pancake:As far as I knew, there was no shady business.
Jerry Pancake:Yo. He never I mean, no one ever said he molested them or whatever. He just
Jen Pancake:wanted your dirty panties.
Jerry Pancake:He just wanted the dirty panties.
Jen Pancake:I'll take you wherever you needed to go.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. We'd go take you to Hilltop Liquors
Jen Pancake:or whatever. I'm in eighth grade. Where did I need to go? So No. I should have not ever even went up there.
Jerry Pancake:But The club.
Josh Scramble:Speaking of something that's just as disgusting or Like, there are guys who get off on, the used leggings from Hooters waitresses.
Jen Pancake:What? Swear to God. Wonder who that could be pancake. I'm not buying.
Jerry Pancake:I can't afford that. I'd have to put it on a firm. It's like four payments on these fucking used pantyhose. Oh, what are you fucking kidding me?
Josh Scramble:Get like Hooters, George Ash, and like I'll take a
Jerry Pancake:I'll take a side of panties and also the used pantyhose.
Jen Pancake:Will gonna
Jerry Pancake:go out.
Josh Scramble:I'll take a a 12 pack of wings and share god, people probably
Jerry Pancake:would pay a lot of money
Jen Pancake:for that.
Josh Scramble:I know I got
Jen Pancake:when you add on stops. Is that
Jerry Pancake:Oh, double dash or double dash.
Jen Pancake:You're gonna have to double dash me a hoot some Hooters pantyhose.
Josh Scramble:Next time. Someone no. Someone we know. Like, I heard it directly from her. Like, there was a guy at her Hooters weight restaurant that used to buy the used leggings from
Jen Pancake:the I'm not shocked in any way.
Jerry Pancake:No. Not shocked in any way. Fucking animals.
Jen Pancake:People really like pantyhose.
Jerry Pancake:And panties.
Josh Scramble:But they have the weight panties of neighborhood faces. That's that's an idea.
Jerry Pancake:Let's do it. Let's do it. I mean, it's a community it's a community thing.
Jen Pancake:No one has to know about it.
Josh Scramble:I'm sure you hate panties.
Jerry Pancake:No one has Like know and also community Community
Jen Pancake:chest. We
Jerry Pancake:could do a community chest like bras. Just
Josh Scramble:the tits.
Jerry Pancake:Just the
Jen Pancake:tits. Just Just the tits.
Jerry Pancake:Dip them tits. Dip them titties. That was my thing. Right? We gotta make a shirt.
Jerry Pancake:Dip them titties.
Jen Pancake:Dip them titties.
Josh Scramble:Like a
Jen Pancake:Oh, was that from the air show?
Jerry Pancake:That's from the air show. Because it was really hot.
Josh Scramble:Oh, yeah.
Jen Pancake:Dip those titties.
Jerry Pancake:Dip them titties. You're gonna get heat stroke if you don't dip them titties. That's what's gonna happen to you.
Josh Scramble:Dip. Get
Jen Pancake:it. Chance is not zero here.
Jerry Pancake:Oh, I mean, it's just be a Dip and Dots is a whole newshirts.com.
Josh Scramble:Dip them titties.
Jerry Pancake:Them titties. And make like a Dip and Dots font. Oh. You know, like the little ice cream for the kid children.
Jen Pancake:No. Because I'm not a weirdo.
Josh Scramble:Well, you're married to one, and he's I mean, Dippin' Dots are popular.
Jen Pancake:He's the Hooters guy for sure.
Jerry Pancake:Oh god. Classic. But, like, they never changed the outfit, like, in my whole entire life.
Josh Scramble:For Hooters? Yeah. No. It's it's been the same since day
Jerry Pancake:Why Nude pantyhose.
Jen Pancake:Why break
Jerry Pancake:it or why fix it if it ain't broke? Nude pantyhose. Some scrunch
Jen Pancake:all the time every time.
Jerry Pancake:Describe it. You got white shoes, scrunch socks Caroline, pantyhose. Got the shorts, classic shorts.
Jen Pancake:By the way.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. And then the shirt and then the tits.
Jen Pancake:Who I, Caroline, I would totally sell your
Josh Scramble:Oh, maybe Hooters ought to buy this shirt
Jerry Pancake:because No. Don't.
Jen Pancake:Caroline, you can make a mint.
Jerry Pancake:Stop it. Stop it.
Josh Scramble:Dry wings are just dry. Wait. No. She doesn't work. A wings with sauce, dip them titties.
Jerry Pancake:Yeah. Oh. We're just marketing. Marketing geniuses. Let's start a business, guys.
Jen Pancake:Can we make an app?
Jerry Pancake:Maybe we could just make money on this. That would be, like, something great.
Jen Pancake:No one's listening.
Jerry Pancake:Like but people don't need to listen. They just need to sponsor us. So get a give us a call or send us an email. Or an Asure. Or an Affirm.
Jerry Pancake:Affirm.
Josh Scramble:I'm sorry. Asure is
Jerry Pancake:the old people know. Or Venmo. You can
Josh Scramble:Yeah. We've
Jerry Pancake:we've Alright. Thank you for the middle of the morning madhouse. Visit socoolshirts.com
Josh Scramble:soon to find your face on a panty panties.
Jerry Pancake:For all your panty needs. What lucky
Jen Pancake:day are you gonna get?
Jerry Pancake:Make sure you show up to the all in just trivia here. Yeah. Yes. When is that?
Jen Pancake:Everyone's
Josh Scramble:so From tomorrow, first game is September 26. It's the last Friday of most months except October and December. Those will be the third Friday of the month because it interferes with Halloween and Christmas.
Jen Pancake:We're gonna have to leave anyone everyone in suspense of whether or not soup team Super Beach will be returning intact. Uh-oh. Drama in the beach.
Jerry Pancake:Not suspenseful for me.
Josh Scramble:Maybe maybe panties will get the job done.
Jerry Pancake:Later. Love you all. Love you at Miller Beach. Love you, Miller Beach.
Jen Pancake:Flamingo Fest rules.
Josh Scramble:Panties
Jen Pancake:forever. Panties forever.
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