Miller Morning Madhouse S2E10: Face Down in Cabo...
S6:E10

Miller Morning Madhouse S2E10: Face Down in Cabo...

Josh Scramble:

I've been to Rome,

Jen Pnacake:

I don't know that I've ever felt so tired and I'm nervous. Happy for my wife. But yeah. I think we're pulling a scam on everyone that they would come here

Josh Scramble:

and People wanna have a meeting about her.

Jen Pnacake:

It was well done. Well done.

Josh Scramble:

Was amazing. Message. Good morning. Get a

Josh Scramble:

permit here? Permit.

Jen Pnacake:

Permit. Need a

Josh Scramble:

permit. This is

Josh Scramble:

b 12 deprived Jerry. He got he got he shut up.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, he

Jen Pnacake:

Talking all that crazy and a jive. Pancake and the scramble. Audio breakfast with your favorite guys.

Josh Scramble:

Ain't no fun till you're shitting in your kitchen.

Jen Pnacake:

I mean, I'll tell you what. They did not do a bathroom kitchen swap, but that

Josh Scramble:

would have

Josh Scramble:

been would've.

Jen Pnacake:

I I it is weird that our bathroom is bigger than our kitchen.

Josh Scramble:

It's way bigger than the kitchen.

Jen Pnacake:

It's just a I

Josh Scramble:

could cook a proper meal in the bathroom.

Josh Scramble:

I don't know if it's a new

Jen Pnacake:

you put the stove yeah. Like, you could have six sinks lined up in in that bathroom, and it's just like a very odd choice that they made to not just make the kitchen bigger and make the bathroom smaller.

Josh Scramble:

Like, corner toilet.

Jen Pnacake:

Like, you're king. You're king.

Josh Scramble:

I do like that. I like that.

Jen Pnacake:

You like that you could oversee your empire from the toilet too. So

Josh Scramble:

it's So weird. I can find

Jen Pnacake:

You can spread your legs, take a real nice dump in there.

Josh Scramble:

Speaking of dumps, how is Mexico? Well because I

Jen Pnacake:

can tell you I'll

Josh Scramble:

tell you what. We have here. Oh.

Josh Scramble:

Alright. Let's see.

Jen Pnacake:

I'll tell you what. It was it was very very relaxing except for the one day.

Josh Scramble:

The flight was fine for me unlike Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

Was a terrible flight as you guys could surmise from my description. But once we got there

Josh Scramble:

All good.

Jen Pnacake:

It was very good. All good. Yeah. I think. Right?

Jen Pnacake:

We stay in a very nice place.

Josh Scramble:

Amenities that pancake really appreciates

Jen Pnacake:

where Yeah. Which they're not taking full advantage of. You cannot People will literally bring you anything.

Josh Scramble:

You would not you would not

Jen Pnacake:

And our friends Joe and Susie are

Josh Scramble:

not there.

Jen Pnacake:

Taking advantage of that.

Josh Scramble:

In your room, if if you didn't know anybody else was staying there, there would be nobody else there, you would think.

Jen Pnacake:

So two so it's three couples.

Josh Scramble:

Much to do much to pancakes liking, but no one else would be there.

Jen Pnacake:

Those three of us, our our friends Joe and Susie Sausage. Sausage? It's Susie Sausage. Okay. That's g over easy gave her that name.

Josh Scramble:

Oh,

Jen Pnacake:

okay. And then Jen and Jeff.

Josh Scramble:

They have a name. We just forgot. It's like. I really I don't get the it's

Jen Pnacake:

a Mexican. Empanada. That's fine.

Josh Scramble:

Jeff and John Empanada? Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

That's fine.

Josh Scramble:

He is.

Jen Pnacake:

Right? Yeah. I mean, they make em. Yeah. But they were and and so.

Josh Scramble:

Lovely travel compan ions.

Jen Pnacake:

Shout out to the. They got us into, I've never been in like a airline club or whatever like the special.

Josh Scramble:

Like the admirals club.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. It was like the whatever. United club. United club. Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

They have free breakfast in there.

Josh Scramble:

They do. We

Jen Pnacake:

when we free went drinks too.

Josh Scramble:

What the fuck?

Jen Pnacake:

But not on the plane? Fuck off.

Josh Scramble:

When we went to Kansas City, we we were in the United Club for a few minutes and grabbed a breakfast sandwich. I wasn't ready for a drink yet because he was like, this

Josh Scramble:

is Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

But we got down there. The weather was, like, 80 degrees. Beautiful.

Josh Scramble:

A tropical cyclone. Was worried

Jen Pnacake:

about that. There was a tropical cyclone. It was

Josh Scramble:

unnamed. About the tropical cyclone coming through.

Jen Pnacake:

A warning.

Josh Scramble:

It had passed by the time we got there, though.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. But they did have some damage. A lot of sand

Josh Scramble:

on the roads. Closed. Yeah. A lot of shoveling of sand going on out

Jen Pnacake:

of We would shovel snow up here, but there they have sometimes they have to shovel sand, and that's how it is there.

Josh Scramble:

And And that's all I have to say about that.

Jen Pnacake:

And so but they don't have plows for the sand.

Josh Scramble:

Oh my gosh.

Jen Pnacake:

They just have old men with, like, brooms and stuff like that are

Josh Scramble:

just like old. They look

Jen Pnacake:

The guy want the I mean, he looked haggard. He might have not been old.

Josh Scramble:

You're shoveling sand all day. You're gonna look haggard. I mean, it's not an easy job. It doesn't look like it. So, like, it was it's just such a

Jen Pnacake:

it's always such a weird kind of contrast in Mexico because especially there, Because they have this, like, such so nice, like, upscale, like, grocery store we went to. Like, it would be the best grocery store in 50 mile radius of here.

Josh Scramble:

Like a Ritz Carlton?

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. It was like they had a cafe in there. Like, it was, like, better than Whole Foods. Like, it was so nice. But then

Josh Scramble:

Like, next door is a little shack.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Like, next store is like a bodega where you can buy loose cigarettes or whatever. And and and so it's such a big difference between, like, what the locals are doing and what

Josh Scramble:

The tourists are doing.

Jen Pnacake:

The tourists are doing, I guess. And especially at that resort where we we stay in this castle.

Josh Scramble:

It's none of my business. Yeah. It's what I've decided. It's none of my business.

Jen Pnacake:

We it's so the the villa, which is not one of the big places there that we stay in, it has its own infinity pool, its own hot Hot tub. Two decks.

Josh Scramble:

My dicks.

Josh Scramble:

Couple of deck.

Jen Pnacake:

Couple of decks.

Josh Scramble:

Couple of decks.

Jen Pnacake:

You can see the ocean. It's just a little bit further than the beach club, but we also were treated to the beach club, which was right on the ocean, another infinity pool, and people waiting on you constantly. So, I mean, it was good until it wasn't.

Josh Scramble:

Was this when the wave came in?

Jen Pnacake:

No. So the last day that the last full day that we were there, I guess we decided to just pack it full of activities for some fucking reason.

Josh Scramble:

Saturday in Miller. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, that was Oh, yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

Thursday. Well, you got you guys gotta get a massage. You gotta do that. So I'm like, I don't know why I said yes because I was having a good time. I said, oh, yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

That sounds great.

Josh Scramble:

I don't know why you said yes because I know you.

Jen Pnacake:

I'll go get a massage. They're like, yeah. It's only like $36 or whatever. I'm like, oh, that seems fucking insanely cheap. Okay.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, maybe this is the maybe this is the clip.

Jen Pnacake:

Alright. Let's see if we have a clip.

Josh Scramble:

Maybe. Alright. I'm gonna try this. We'll see.

Jen Pnacake:

Put it up to the microphone.

Josh Scramble:

Coming to you live from Kuvara, Cabo San Lucas. Miller morning madhouse taking it on the road. Jerry Pancake didn't have the best day of his life. Jerry, what happened, Jerry Pancake?

Jen Pnacake:

Well, I wanted to relax, but I didn't get to because, it's been one thing after another after another after Yeah. I got a massage next to about 40 other guys.

Josh Scramble:

It was the kettle. It was very it was It a was it was a very it was a very naked Jerry day.

Jen Pnacake:

Not intimate not intimate and fully nude.

Josh Scramble:

Full nude. Full nude. And then

Jen Pnacake:

accosted on the beach by various salesmen and then Uber and then turtles.

Josh Scramble:

Jerry Pancake almost fled the scene today. Almost didn't make it.

Jen Pnacake:

It's a lovely place, but I'm

Josh Scramble:

ready to ready

Jen Pnacake:

to go home to that cruise ship.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, no. He's ready to go back to the Miller Morning Madhouse cruise ship. Alright. One more twenty four hours. We got twenty four hours.

Jen Pnacake:

That I ever do in my regular life ever. So, yeah, that was more stuff that Thursday that I would ever do in a regular day here. And so that kinda makes it you know, because, like, some people, when they go on vacation, they wanna be like they wanna do a lot of activities. I don't wanna do shit. I wanna lay by the pool.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, I can see the ocean. Well, don't you wanna be closer to the ocean? I don't care. Scramble.

Josh Scramble:

When we walked into this Do you

Jen Pnacake:

wanna see the dolphins? No.

Josh Scramble:

Just naked naked bodies everywhere you'd be.

Jen Pnacake:

They hustled me into this, like, they didn't even have, like, a dressing room. It was just

Josh Scramble:

They did have a dressing room

Jen Pnacake:

at the a shower curtain held up, like, and then I just got behind the shower curtain, took all my clothes off, and then it didn't matter because, like, my dick the towel was too small. One, like or something? Yeah. And, like, you could just you could everyone saw my dick for sure.

Josh Scramble:

It was nuts. It was nuts.

Jen Pnacake:

And then you lay down and everybody can't speak English, and she's hurting me the whole time. She's hurting you. I'm I'm too nice to say anything. Yeah. She was fucking on me the whole time.

Jen Pnacake:

Fucking elbows. Fucking

Josh Scramble:

That's what they're supposed to do. Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

But I don't I need to be I'm sensitive. Gentle. Yeah. The sensitive poo. I need, like

Josh Scramble:

I just I'm just still laughing at that everyone saw Jeremy.

Jen Pnacake:

So Well, I mean, if they were looking, like but also

Josh Scramble:

Everyone was naked. Like, the was too Like, couldn't were, like where you turned

Jen Pnacake:

your eyes. There was, like, teenage children children in there

Josh Scramble:

Oh, Jesus.

Jen Pnacake:

Naked. Yes. They're so like, these fucking weird ass parents are like Only you

Josh Scramble:

with those kids.

Jen Pnacake:

Hey. What what's a girl's name nowadays? Merelda? Nowadays. It's not like Brenda.

Jen Pnacake:

That's from our times.

Josh Scramble:

Alright. Alright. Bailey.

Jen Pnacake:

Bailey or Kaylee. Kaylee. Let's say Kaylee. That sounds like a now name. Hey.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, Kaylee, do you wanna go get a massage with us? Us? She's 14.

Josh Scramble:

It was intergender? No. I can't use yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

You're just you can have a man on man, man on man.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Man on a woman.

Josh Scramble:

It was a room full of naked bodies.

Jen Pnacake:

Naked bodies.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, I thought it was,

Josh Scramble:

like, just that. Towels over you.

Jen Pnacake:

Whatever. Like Gender doesn't matter. Well, okay. You can have a fucking 10 year old Braden in there.

Josh Scramble:

Towels are slipping around.

Jen Pnacake:

Braden's getting his fucking massage. Towels are slipping around. Because the cruise ship had pulled in. Oh. So what carnival one.

Jen Pnacake:

Like the bad one.

Josh Scramble:

Oh. Like the the ship cruise guy.

Jen Pnacake:

The shipbag cruise. Carnival cruise is the shipbag.

Josh Scramble:

I got led to a corner Yeah. You had a

Jen Pnacake:

nice corner

Josh Scramble:

one. Which was odd, but I was like, well, I'm just gonna close my eyes. They took me.

Jen Pnacake:

They just took me. The first one too. They they locked eyes on me and said, you go here. Like, away from your friends.

Josh Scramble:

I just have I have this vision in my head in the middle of Jerry's massage.

Jen Pnacake:

I'm like,

Josh Scramble:

someone gets a phone call from Liam Neeson. I have a very specific set of skills.

Jen Pnacake:

I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get sex traffic now. They're really looking for a middle aged man that complains a lot to fucking sex traffic these days.

Josh Scramble:

Hector, throw it. Hector,

Jen Pnacake:

throw it got a 53 year old guy that complains a lot. Let's get him Throw him

Josh Scramble:

back. He needs b 12. Throw him back.

Josh Scramble:

He doesn't have the energy.

Jen Pnacake:

No. Definitely won't have the stamina we need. He's not spry enough. Definitely not limber in any way. Very rigid.

Josh Scramble:

And he does a podcast? Fuck that guy.

Josh Scramble:

Look at

Jen Pnacake:

how rigid he is even getting a

Josh Scramble:

massage. It

Jen Pnacake:

hurt him. Poor little lady.

Josh Scramble:

Well, so so we get out of there, and that's a big ordeal. A hour long or well, plus an hour because when we got there, it wasn't Oh, yeah. It's weird.

Josh Scramble:

Then it

Jen Pnacake:

was like, can't get in a bar and order drinks before you get your massage.

Josh Scramble:

Why does this sound like a

Josh Scramble:

this totally scary. Yeah. The the

Jen Pnacake:

drinks are almost as expensive as the massage. So like a 35 It's like a dollars $20 drink. Yeah. You know? And like

Josh Scramble:

So then I get up there. I'm like, well, now what do I do with this? I had, like, one sip out.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. And you're like, you have to put your head in the thing.

Josh Scramble:

Put your head in the thing.

Jen Pnacake:

And so So you look down.

Josh Scramble:

Let me just establish the timeline of the day. Like, did this was this the first thing we did that day?

Josh Scramble:

Yes.

Jen Pnacake:

Because We ate breakfast at the

Josh Scramble:

So, okay. So so breakfast. So this is probably what? 11:00? 11:00.

Josh Scramble:

It's eleven So many people there, Scramble. So many people there.

Jen Pnacake:

So seven of guys Cruise ships pulling in. So cruise ship Yeah. Yeah. There's seven. And so, like, they described it, oh, it's so nice.

Jen Pnacake:

It's on the beach. It's right in the cove. This cruise ship's coming in. They're fucking throwing people off of it into the cove. Kids are screaming on the beach.

Jen Pnacake:

There's a million kids on the beach.

Josh Scramble:

It was so crowded.

Jen Pnacake:

And so, like, you can you're getting this massage, and I and every oh, it's so relaxing or whatever. There's kids yelling. It's like the it's like Miller Beach, like, fourth of July.

Josh Scramble:

I had an industrial strength fan.

Jen Pnacake:

Minus the fireworks.

Josh Scramble:

Was, like, in a sound machine. Mine was great.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Yours would hear anything. Industrial strength fan. Fucking lady cackling like she could never fucking laughed before in her life.

Josh Scramble:

Well, maybe she was being tickled by the massage.

Jen Pnacake:

No. She was just at the bar.

Josh Scramble:

Oh. No. She was just

Jen Pnacake:

Waiting for her massage. Yeah. Waiting for her child to do

Josh Scramble:

it. Jerry's just thinking, I could've gotten a flamingo for this. Oh, man.

Josh Scramble:

It was

Josh Scramble:

bad. So we Hey.

Jen Pnacake:

Next flamingo Fest, group massages. Got it. Just put

Josh Scramble:

a fucking wasn't bad

Jen Pnacake:

for me. Just put everybody in there.

Josh Scramble:

You just at at that point, you just gotta let go and let god. Like, I'm just gonna pretend like

Josh Scramble:

I moment, Jerry realized there is no god.

Josh Scramble:

I'm just gonna pretend I don't see any this stuff. Can't believe

Jen Pnacake:

a massage could be this bad.

Josh Scramble:

I don't I'm just gonna pretend I can't see any of all these people and also that Jeff Empanada is not right next to me.

Jen Pnacake:

And our friend Susie, like, I was like, oh, well, you know, I didn't the massage was okay, but I didn't really like it. And she's like, well, you could pay $200 and have a private massage. So that made me feel bad. I'm like, well, yeah, but I would have enjoyed that then. So it's like a 170 is you're gonna endure shit.

Jen Pnacake:

And then I just wanted to run away because

Josh Scramble:

I don't know. I bought

Josh Scramble:

I I stressed that I

Josh Scramble:

liked it. I enjoyed it.

Jen Pnacake:

Pancake and Jen Empanada. Oh, we really they they said this. Oh, hey. We really wanna put our feet in the ocean while we're here. Fuck off.

Jen Pnacake:

Like, feet are in water the whole summer. Like, it's a fucking who cares? So we're on this beach and it's hey. You wanna go on a boat? You wanna go fish?

Jen Pnacake:

You wanna I told the one guy, I don't like any activities.

Josh Scramble:

None. It was bad.

Jen Pnacake:

Was And then my shoes got wet.

Josh Scramble:

It was becoming a meltdown. Oh, yeah. As soon as his shoes got wet

Jen Pnacake:

I was like, I'm calling an Uber.

Josh Scramble:

That was it.

Jen Pnacake:

Get the fuck out

Josh Scramble:

of this fucking place. I don't know why that was. We're stay dudes to the beach. No reason.

Jen Pnacake:

No reason. Because I didn't expect to go on the beach. I got I wanted a massage and then get a Uber, go home, sit by the Infiniti.

Josh Scramble:

So we have a we if anybody looks if any go to and if anybody wants to go to my Facebook page, there's a where the the picture where it says, Jerry's about to lose his shit or whatever it says.

Jen Pnacake:

I'm like, I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

Josh Scramble:

He said I'm just gonna leave. Leave. I'm gonna get an Uber right now and leave. Just wanna go home. Don't be here anymore.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. And then I found us a nice quiet bar.

Jen Pnacake:

And then we but we had to switch.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, yep. Because we had to go to another place.

Josh Scramble:

It's on your Facebook page?

Josh Scramble:

It's us in the marina where there actually is a beach.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Yeah. For for my Then

Josh Scramble:

Whatever my best week ever.

Jen Pnacake:

We ended up going to this place. The lunch was alright, but there was a lot of flies. Because of the rain and typhoon, they said there was unusual amount of flies there.

Josh Scramble:

Unusual amount of flies.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. And so that was and they like, Jeff Empanada came out of the bathroom and and said, said, oh, well, I hope you don't need to go to the bathroom because you shouldn't go in there. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, so we're gonna eat here? That's

Josh Scramble:

cool. Tell me that.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Don't tell me that till you say it's beautiful. And so That

Josh Scramble:

car was really funny too, but all I could do is laugh because, like, what am I gonna do? I was shocked that he didn't leave because he said he was gonna leave, and he looked really serious when he said it. So I figured he was just gonna leave us, and that was fine. Whatever. Because do whatever you gotta do.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

But Well,

Jen Pnacake:

it didn't end there. Well We we got fed, and that was fine, and we went back to the home base at the thing. But That's good day. Thursday night. Right?

Jen Pnacake:

So there's a a football game, and there was some playoffs, the Mariners and

Josh Scramble:

Oh, that's right.

Jen Pnacake:

Blue Jays. The Blue Jays. And there was a Bengals game. Mhmm. I forget who they were playing, but so Joe wants to he's he's really set on we need you know, him and, Jeff Empanada.

Jen Pnacake:

We really need to go to the sports bar. And I'm like, I I've been to the sports bar, Jeff. Like, it's not good. Like, they let kids in there. It's fucking loud.

Jen Pnacake:

They don't know if it's, like, a disco or a sports bar.

Josh Scramble:

It's just a disco or TV.

Jen Pnacake:

I we'd be better off

Josh Scramble:

just ordering food loudness.

Jen Pnacake:

And have it brought to this Have this brought to this villa, and let's listen to a clip of

Josh Scramble:

Let's see how

Jen Pnacake:

loud sports bar sounds like.

Josh Scramble:

Casa de Sports Bar. Yeah. Slash disco.

Josh Scramble:

Coming to you. Oh. That one's not it. Alright. Here.

Jen Pnacake:

You can kinda hear Joe.

Josh Scramble:

Are you on a cafeteria?

Jen Pnacake:

I'm sitting right across from him. Not not less less space than you, And I can't hear.

Josh Scramble:

We're six feet apart. Yeah. So It sounds like you're at a high school lunch cafeteria.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, it's

Josh Scramble:

yeah. 58 TVs. Everyone's watching either the baseball game or the football game.

Jen Pnacake:

The sound on on every TV.

Josh Scramble:

And everybody's facing a different direction, so they're all like

Josh Scramble:

So is it a mix

Jen Pnacake:

of, like Screaming.

Josh Scramble:

First down since the Oh,

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, and

Josh Scramble:

there's a home run.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, yeah. Go. No. No. And then and then people unusually passionate.

Jen Pnacake:

Like, so if you go to a bar, like, you go

Josh Scramble:

to Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

Hooters here or whatever

Josh Scramble:

It was just drunk ladies.

Jen Pnacake:

And watch a game and people would cheer a little bit or whatever. But this was over the like, some guy had a Joe Burrow jersey on with a sombrero, and him and his wife are screaming like they're related to

Josh Scramble:

yeah. I like

Josh Scramble:

it. Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Yeah. Like, he's screaming like it's their brother or something. Like, it's Joe Burrow's Burrow's brother. Like, get the fuck out of here.

Josh Scramble:

Very excited.

Jen Pnacake:

Moe Burrow. Then some Canadian guy was there, and he was very loud about, you know, the the Toronto. Right? The blue jays?

Josh Scramble:

I mean, it I couldn't hear anything. I was just sat over there in

Jen Pnacake:

the afternoon. Of The food was just it was so bad. Well, I mean, we we So Jeff Empanada ordered wings. Alright? Just tell me under on how many wings he got with this $20 wing.

Josh Scramble:

I'm guessing two because they went in the alley and killed the chicken.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, jeez. He got four.

Josh Scramble:

For

Josh Scramble:

no. He got three.

Jen Pnacake:

No. He got there was four. There was two drumettes Two drumettes. And two flats.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, wasn't that? $20.

Jen Pnacake:

And now

Josh Scramble:

it was two. Like, it

Josh Scramble:

was two separated in the Yeah. Because

Jen Pnacake:

yeah. Yeah. So technically yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Because they went out back and killed the chicken.

Jen Pnacake:

I mean It was just and he's like, I think I might need to get a pizza. I'm like, we could have fucking done that. And so Inside The one night,

Josh Scramble:

Joe's like, no.

Jen Pnacake:

I don't know if they'll let you carry out the pizzas or whatever. And so that that last night we were there, we see a little truck, like a little kinda golf cart truck. It has a huge, like, little box on it, and it says pizza. They will deliver to anywhere in the resort. Like, if you want a 100 pizzas

Josh Scramble:

It's a

Jen Pnacake:

You can order them. You know, they'll be there in twenty minutes.

Josh Scramble:

They haven't been down there a lot. They don't know what's going on. Well,

Jen Pnacake:

I'll tell you what.

Josh Scramble:

Buying our house down there.

Jen Pnacake:

You need to figure it out.

Josh Scramble:

They will figure it out eventually.

Jen Pnacake:

But, yeah, the sports bar experience. So here's the thing. Like, they made all this low seating like a lounge because it turns into a disco at a certain time. Oh, fuck. So they have a big DJ booth in there.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh. And then, like, all this weird low seating, and then they allowed children to sit at the actual bar. So even if you got in there at some point, it would be like a whole family sitting at bar stools they shouldn't allow that. I don't care if

Josh Scramble:

Kids wanna

Jen Pnacake:

sit in the bar. Fuck you.

Josh Scramble:

Most kids I know wanna sit in the

Jen Pnacake:

I would want to when I was a kid. Right?

Josh Scramble:

So in Florida, you can do that too. Like Oh, yeah. In Florida,

Jen Pnacake:

you're like, Wisconsin too. Wisconsin too.

Josh Scramble:

But I will say, like, one time, the the sports bar thing, like, one time I went my dad's sixtieth birthday, we surprised him and we went to Key West. And the Hawks were in the Stanley Cup against the Bruins. So I brought my Hawx jersey, you know, I was wearing it. And one night, like, one of the games is on that. So we stopped to watch the period.

Josh Scramble:

It was fun, like, you know, actually being from the area and, like, watching. But everyone was into it because it's hockey playoffs are probably playoff hockey is one of the best things on People really get it. It's fun to watch even if you're

Jen Pnacake:

not a fan. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

But, yeah, in Florida, you could have a kid at the bar as long as you're with an adult.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. We that was where we

Josh Scramble:

Wherever you went sounds like the worst nightmare all the time.

Jen Pnacake:

No. It's that particular little sports bar in so

Josh Scramble:

Well It's

Jen Pnacake:

kinda like a cruise ship where they have an area of restaurants

Josh Scramble:

That's what we called it.

Jen Pnacake:

Where people could do all inclusive. So like

Josh Scramble:

Oh, okay.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. There's a food court.

Josh Scramble:

Resort. Maybe two resorts. I'm not even sure.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. All I know is like you guys

Jen Pnacake:

But there's like a big big food court. They have Mexican food. They have

Josh Scramble:

You just have access to all of it because you

Jen Pnacake:

Chinese food. They have ice cream.

Josh Scramble:

They have pizzas. Whatever. It doesn't sound good because four wings for $20 doesn't sound like that. Were they at least good?

Jen Pnacake:

No. The the food in the regular food court was better than the sports bar for sure.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. It's it's good. I don't know about in the sports bar so much, but but the rest of the place is fine.

Jen Pnacake:

I got sliders and they were like, I mean, it was the tiniest little burger that I ever saw. But again. Sad.

Josh Scramble:

We were fed. What do I have? Let's see. Do I have another

Jen Pnacake:

You have another clip?

Josh Scramble:

A little vacation. Jerry's disdain.

Josh Scramble:

Let's see.

Jen Pnacake:

God, I was so mad. But also coming back, I now that we're been back for a bit, I just wanna go back. I'll do that massage over, like, massage day a 100 times over.

Josh Scramble:

Was like, oh, man. I really wish I could go back. It sucks here.

Jen Pnacake:

Because it's starting to get, like, it's starting to get a little bit chilly at night.

Josh Scramble:

The vampire schedule is beginning. Yeah. Especially Sunday with daylight savings. It's be dark when you leave, dark when you come home. But here's the nice thing.

Josh Scramble:

Another six, seven weeks, we start gaining minutes again.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, that's such a positive

Josh Scramble:

thought. We go.

Jen Pnacake:

Josh scramble.

Josh Scramble:

Let's see. This is Hi. From the mono Monte Cristo in Kevara.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, okay. Here we go. Yo, Monte Cristo. The original. So cool, Pac.

Jen Pnacake:

No. Well,

Josh Scramble:

just keep playing it.

Josh Scramble:

Has just revealed to me that he would like for his next birthday gift. What was it that you said, Pancake?

Jen Pnacake:

Medallion, like the seventies, because I'm wearing, like, a seventies style shirt right now. Uh-huh. And I think I'm bringing it back.

Josh Scramble:

I'm telling

Jen Pnacake:

you, babe.

Josh Scramble:

I'm not sure what exactly you would like on this medallion. Can you please let us know?

Jen Pnacake:

Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, maybe.

Josh Scramble:

Like, just

Josh Scramble:

I can't get over the

Josh Scramble:

In his in his natural state or

Jen Pnacake:

Him doing a pose like his legs are spread and his arms are spread in a circle.

Josh Scramble:

Like the Leonardo da Vinci thing?

Jen Pnacake:

That's what I was thinking of.

Josh Scramble:

Was Jesus?

Jen Pnacake:

I thought that was Jesus. No. That's I didn't know that was Leonardo. I know

Josh Scramble:

what he's talking about. Like, the the human drawing. Yeah. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Well, that's I thought that was just the guy that does the I

Josh Scramble:

love the soundtrack to this conversation. It's awesome.

Josh Scramble:

But we are having a good time. And we are Kind of a cut.

Josh Scramble:

So I do have to

Josh Scramble:

That was the one night we got left alone.

Jen Pnacake:

That was the best night because we got left alone. We had beer. Wasn't the best pizzas.

Josh Scramble:

I was gonna say, I I knew there were several pizzas and beer delivered. It had to be.

Jen Pnacake:

And I knew once you got the pizzas because we didn't realize

Josh Scramble:

He was day drinking.

Jen Pnacake:

So on the pizza box

Josh Scramble:

and Lyme disease because

Jen Pnacake:

On the pizza box

Josh Scramble:

day drinking.

Jen Pnacake:

It has four numbers, and you could just dial that twenty four hours a day. Twenty four

Josh Scramble:

Get all the pizzas

Jen Pnacake:

you You could get whatever you want. Twenty four hours

Josh Scramble:

All

Josh Scramble:

the pizzas of your life.

Jen Pnacake:

And they'll bring it in that little cute truck.

Josh Scramble:

Because I'm telling you right now, 01:30AM hits, you've been drinking all day.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, boy. Yeah. Wants a pepperoni and sausage.

Jen Pnacake:

He didn't make it too late though. Well, they didn't have a sausage though.

Josh Scramble:

What? What?

Jen Pnacake:

No. Just pepperoni.

Josh Scramble:

I mean, I can deal, but Yeah. Oh, well.

Josh Scramble:

There was a lot of last nights.

Jen Pnacake:

But it was good. I drank, I drank Pacifico the whole time too.

Josh Scramble:

When you came home,

Jen Pnacake:

you said it

Josh Scramble:

was the first no worry.

Josh Scramble:

The day.

Josh Scramble:

It was madness. So Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, we gotta

Josh Scramble:

go So before we switch over, so the entire time you were down in Mexico, were you, like, at all worried about

Josh Scramble:

Anxious.

Jen Pnacake:

Super anxious. My gosh. Yeah. We gotta make a transition.

Josh Scramble:

We would bring it up. I like, Leslie sent pictures of the cats at some point.

Jen Pnacake:

And we're trying to, like, see, like, cat or a bat.

Josh Scramble:

You know if she's Super smarter than anxious. So and I would say, oh my gosh. Did you he's like, what do you think they're doing? What do you think they're doing up there?

Jen Pnacake:

They definitely had ladders.

Josh Scramble:

I don't know.

Josh Scramble:

But did you see this picture with this ladder? And then we would be anxious.

Josh Scramble:

It was

Jen Pnacake:

it was fantastic.

Josh Scramble:

But, yeah, I don't know why we were anxious.

Josh Scramble:

It was an interesting scene here. I will tell you that. Do we

Josh Scramble:

Was it a mad like a just madness, chaos?

Josh Scramble:

Controlled, Controlled, but I know at one point I was about to kill somebody.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Well, do we do we wanna take a break before we go into Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

We should take one more break.

Josh Scramble:

Let's take a break.

Josh Scramble:

See you on the flip.

Jen Pnacake:

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Josh Scramble:

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Josh Scramble:

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Josh Scramble:

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Josh Scramble:

Coming to you live

Josh Scramble:

from a Chubara bathroom. Oh my god.

Josh Scramble:

Most horrible day ever.

Jen Pnacake:

Jesus. I might be in the Is that the sink?

Josh Scramble:

Sinks challenge. It's been quite a night, quite a trip. Wrapping things up here at the market at Kuvara. Heading back to the hot tub now. Over and out from the golden shower.

Jen Pnacake:

And that is that is the name of that sports bar, the golden shower in It's okay.

Josh Scramble:

Cubera. That then Is that is it Cubera? Cabo.

Jen Pnacake:

Is it Quibera? Is that the name of it? The resort? Quibera? Quibera?

Jen Pnacake:

Quibera?

Josh Scramble:

I don't know.

Jen Pnacake:

Whatever you name it, though.

Josh Scramble:

The number one destination. So my thing

Jen Pnacake:

is don't start your resort name with a q because that just, like, makes it

Josh Scramble:

hard to pronounce. Quevada? Maybe.

Jen Pnacake:

Maybe. I don't know what that means. Like, what does that mean? Like, spread legged woman?

Josh Scramble:

Probably means takes advantage of Green Ghost.

Jen Pnacake:

A scam that takes advantage of rich Americans.

Josh Scramble:

The airport for a little while, then we got to Uber back to Miller.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, Jesus. That

Josh Scramble:

guy. So we could walk

Jen Pnacake:

in So much trash. To the big reveal.

Josh Scramble:

We had the big reveal when we got

Josh Scramble:

I was so goddamn mad that night.

Jen Pnacake:

Scramble is like, when are you guys getting home? Jesus Christ. Well, I'm like, the plane had to circle for a thousand hours. Then this guy picked us up, and it must have been his, like, first time ing because he's like, oh, he's got six different, like, GPS things up, and he's like, oh, it's telling me how to get off in Portage. I'm like, no.

Josh Scramble:

Wait. But first when he opens the bag

Jen Pnacake:

Trash everywhere.

Josh Scramble:

Was filled with garbage. I've never seen anything like it. It went up.

Jen Pnacake:

It's like this guy is living in in here.

Josh Scramble:

And many of the many of the garbages slash house. Were edible, like, marijuana edible

Jen Pnacake:

package. So this guy's roached like fucking stone out of his mind. Can't see in the dark just like me. And I get in the front, so I'm, like, trying to tell him where to go.

Josh Scramble:

He went about 50 miles an hour the whole way home. Stayed in the right lane. When you're high

Jen Pnacake:

and you're going get lane on 94 the whole time.

Josh Scramble:

No wonder you guys were, like,

Josh Scramble:

ish. 50

Josh Scramble:

miles an hour.

Josh Scramble:

Don't wanna go very fast. I do know that.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, man. It was a blind leading the blind. I was in the front seat.

Josh Scramble:

Texted me. Jeff Embanada.

Jen Pnacake:

Jeff Embanada is texting me. You know he's not going the right way. I'm like, fuck. I know. I don't know.

Jen Pnacake:

What the fuck do you do?

Josh Scramble:

This man is high, and we are his hostage now. We just gotta get through this.

Jen Pnacake:

It's Ford Edge. Like, we're in a Ford Edge. I don't know what to tell trash. Filled with trash. He had to take shit off of the seat in the front for me to sit even sit down.

Josh Scramble:

It was comical. All I could do was laugh. I laughed mostly the whole trip because I couldn't believe it. I just thought, wow. I don't even know, like, why

Josh Scramble:

you So

Jen Pnacake:

it took us, like, almost two hours.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, did you rate did you give him a rating? Because that's what

Jen Pnacake:

I said five stars that he

Josh Scramble:

needs help. Jerry. Enabler. He's an enabler.

Jen Pnacake:

Gotta maybe maybe clean up the trash, bro.

Josh Scramble:

You could've waited until you got out of

Jen Pnacake:

the car and he left. I felt kinda bad for him because, like

Josh Scramble:

So Jerry selected, we don't wanna talk to you too, I think.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Yeah. Because you can pick that.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. The quiet Uber.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. You could definitely tell this guy wanted to talk to us big time.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. But then he was playing like this Jesus music on the radio. Oh. It was bad news. It was,

Josh Scramble:

man. This contradicts all

Jen Pnacake:

the edible rapists. We get here, and then the empanadas are like, well, we wanna go in and see the reveal. And I'm like, oh, this guy is probably like, I fucking I'm in Gary, Indiana with these white fucking people and like Yeah. So They're probably gonna just kidnap me, like At

Josh Scramble:

the moment

Jen Pnacake:

Get Out movie.

Josh Scramble:

He pulled up. I really had to pee. So I went around to the other side of yard and pissed. So when you were doing your whole, like, walk in and reveal, I didn't give two fucks. I was so fucking irritated at that great.

Jen Pnacake:

You did look irritated.

Josh Scramble:

For sure.

Josh Scramble:

You did look irritated. The in

Josh Scramble:

the photos

Josh Scramble:

Not nearly as excited as we were.

Josh Scramble:

In the photos, I sure I look like just I I was thinking, I want to get the fuck out of here.

Jen Pnacake:

I love just You guys wanna go home? Love to fucking What night was it? What It was Friday.

Josh Scramble:

Friday night.

Josh Scramble:

So exactly one week prior or or past the all star event. So now one week later

Josh Scramble:

So to re to rewind, you guys had thrown the cake away and taken off.

Josh Scramble:

We had to get rid

Jen Pnacake:

of that So

Josh Scramble:

early Sunday morning, I come by here with Leslie Latte, and we meet Jen Danson and Sandy Strawberry Shortcake to formulate point.

Josh Scramble:

They had a meeting.

Jen Pnacake:

They had

Josh Scramble:

a So let me just clarify. I wanted nothing to really do with this.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Like, why would you

Josh Scramble:

wanna do anything? I came here for one reason. One reason alone was documentarian. I I got Alright. I wanted before photos, which helped out.

Jen Pnacake:

We'll put on the Instagram.

Josh Scramble:

Which I mean, we ended up needing because we had to figure out how to put your desk back together with all the same shit. So and

Josh Scramble:

I'm like Complicated. I'm sorry. I mean, I guess it wasn't size based. Right?

Josh Scramble:

No. No. Very complicated. But overall, the reason I was so mad is there's a reason I do not work with Leslie. Like, we have one choice.

Josh Scramble:

We could either work together or be together. Uh-oh. Both don't happen.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, no.

Jen Pnacake:

So, You know, we've solved that in this house because I just do it all. So there's no, like, partnership in, oh, hey. Rude. Hey. What's going on in the yard?

Jen Pnacake:

Like, are you gonna, like, cut this stuff down and and rake the leaves or whatever? Nope. No. No. I'm doing it.

Josh Scramble:

For the most part, we kinda have, like, so very similar way, and it's nothing wrong with her or me. Yeah. And 99% of couples will get this. Like, you each have a way to get to the end goal. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

But it's never the same thing.

Jen Pnacake:

No, not in Like it's

Josh Scramble:

if you were she would look at me like, why are you doing it that way? And I would look at her like, why are you doing it that way?

Josh Scramble:

And then get outraged by it.

Josh Scramble:

So we have we kind of have minor rule in our house. Like, you handle the inside for the most part. I'll handle the outside. So if we

Jen Pnacake:

It's working well. If we have

Josh Scramble:

a pool day or something, like, you just shut up and stay inside. I'll just shut up and stay outside, and we'll divide and conquer.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. That seems like a

Josh Scramble:

good And we stay the fuck out of each other's way. As you know, in this house, you cannot stay the fuck out of each other.

Jen Pnacake:

No. This is I ordered a rug and, like, she

Josh Scramble:

was Oh, man. That was a bad very mad about it. That was a bad day. So Oh, this is after the big reveal, though.

Jen Pnacake:

So Well, I was like, that rug needs to be bigger.

Josh Scramble:

Oh my And,

Jen Pnacake:

I'm like, okay. I'll order the same rug, but I ordered it

Josh Scramble:

poll. In orange. We'll have to do All our neighbors can tell us what what it sounds like if this would make you mad as well because Whatever. He said

Jen Pnacake:

She said, I don't care.

Josh Scramble:

Rug, only one size bigger.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Same rug, one size bigger. What comes to the house is a completely different rug.

Jen Pnacake:

It was the same style.

Josh Scramble:

He says now it's the same style rug.

Jen Pnacake:

But it had orange in it, which I figured she would like.

Josh Scramble:

But It's a different color.

Jen Pnacake:

Because of the orange fireplace.

Josh Scramble:

It's not the same rug. It's just not the same

Jen Pnacake:

rug anymore. Anyway, Josh scramble. Go on. Massive art. Syranoid.

Josh Scramble:

Sunday, I wasn't. Sunday, I came over. I took the photos, and I saw the TV, and I'm like, let me just take the TV off the wall now or off the fireplace because I'm like, it's gonna need to move.

Josh Scramble:

Paint job.

Josh Scramble:

It's the fireplace getting worked out. So I took it. I put it in the other bedroom. And by the way, that is the flimsiest frame on a TV.

Jen Pnacake:

Cost a $170.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. The Samsung art frame TV. Like, it's the chintziest little pieces.

Josh Scramble:

Behind that one.

Jen Pnacake:

Was a $70, just the bezel.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Those bezels bezels are

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. It's plastic.

Josh Scramble:

Jerry pancake pulled one of his classic scams.

Jen Pnacake:

Well, this is a old one. Old

Josh Scramble:

scam. Did you claim they never got delivered?

Jen Pnacake:

No. I bought that. I drove to Joliet or Joliet or Jolliet.

Josh Scramble:

Jolliet. Lit.

Jen Pnacake:

There's three different pronunciations for that. It's where, the fictional Blues Brothers, where Joliet Jake is what they call him because he was in prison there. He's My dad also spent a few days in that prison. Anyway

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Back to the TV.

Jen Pnacake:

I went there. I bought this TV for $250. They said, it's got a flaw whatever in the screen because it was like $1,100 frame.

Josh Scramble:

So it was like a it was a on floor

Jen Pnacake:

It was a floor model. So I bought it, immediately put in a claim with Samsung for a warranty. They came and replaced the whole thing. So it's a brand new TV, $1,100 for $2.50.

Josh Scramble:

Scramble if you'll remember. This was the old hot tub scam too.

Josh Scramble:

Well We

Josh Scramble:

got a hot tub in the backyard.

Jen Pnacake:

I'm just saying just, you, like, cancel the charge and say, I don't know what to What to What are you nuts? And then they just gave it to

Josh Scramble:

me for and free. Then let them have the hot

Josh Scramble:

cheaper for you to keep the hot tub.

Josh Scramble:

Don't return it.

Jen Pnacake:

Anyway, so you were annoyed.

Josh Scramble:

Had to take it off the wall?

Josh Scramble:

The annoying no. The annoyance didn't start yet. Like, Sunday came by. I was not hungover, but definitely a little tired because we had a lot of

Jen Pnacake:

Oh my god. That was the longest fucking day ever. Oh, man.

Josh Scramble:

That was a long day.

Josh Scramble:

Took the TV off, went home, watched football. Leslie, Jen, Sandy stayed here a good chunk of the day. I'm like, okay, cool. You've got this is your realm. You do this.

Josh Scramble:

You're playing Taipei.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. You can watch football. Great.

Josh Scramble:

Hey. Relax, guys.

Josh Scramble:

Relax, guys.

Josh Scramble:

So Monday comes and goes. Tuesday comes and goes. Wednesday, I just drop by like, I'm just curious.

Jen Pnacake:

Like, what the are you doing?

Josh Scramble:

No. Just kinda like, I wanna see where things are. So I come by and it's not quite chaos, but there's some frantic because

Jen Pnacake:

Maybe we we did too much. We did too much. So We might have did too much.

Josh Scramble:

So

Jen Pnacake:

Or took on too much.

Josh Scramble:

And give

Josh Scramble:

to give

Josh Scramble:

Is there some hair pulling?

Josh Scramble:

To give our listeners a little bit of a insight. Sunday, feeling good. The vibe of the three people working here. Sunday, feeling great. Got a plan.

Josh Scramble:

We're going. We're kicking ass. Monday, still feeling good. Tuesday, it was not as much as productive as we wanna be. Wednesday,

Josh Scramble:

is the overall Wheels are coming off the buzz.

Josh Scramble:

Like, you know, you get to look, I think we might have bitten off a little more. We could chew it.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, yeah.

Josh Scramble:

So I walk in Wednesday and I'm like, you're further along than you think.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Right?

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. I mean, it's small house.

Josh Scramble:

It's a small

Josh Scramble:

It's a small house, but I'm like, really? The paint's the big thing. And it was it's that time of year where it doesn't dry, I'm like, if you could get the paint done tomorrow

Josh Scramble:

Definitely something.

Josh Scramble:

You are way ahead of the game. Yeah. And they're still feeling nervous. And I started to kinda help a little bit. Like, I came here for lunch.

Josh Scramble:

To paint?

Josh Scramble:

No. I didn't no. I didn't What'd

Jen Pnacake:

you guys have for lunch?

Josh Scramble:

Oh, no. I came here for lunch and just, like, took a peek.

Josh Scramble:

From his work.

Jen Pnacake:

From my work. Oh, no. You didn't serve it or anything? No.

Josh Scramble:

So I

Josh Scramble:

came home for, like, a few minutes. I came by.

Jen Pnacake:

Was interested in what he had.

Josh Scramble:

And I kinda started doing a thing or two and the exact thing I was worried about hit almost immediately. Like, I'm starting to kinda help Mike Dance with something and I'm getting, why are you doing and then Oh. But it's, you know, it's

Josh Scramble:

You got wrangled in.

Josh Scramble:

No. It's the the couples that don't work together. I was getting the, well, why are you doing that multiplied by three because there's three of you three of them in there. Oh. And I immediately am just like, stop.

Josh Scramble:

I'm not doing this.

Josh Scramble:

And I'm like, by the way, gotta go back to work. Sorry.

Jen Pnacake:

Sorry. I came.

Josh Scramble:

So then I'm like, okay. Let them keep going. So Friday rolls around. I go there for lunch again. Help with a thing or two.

Josh Scramble:

I put the TV back up.

Josh Scramble:

It wasn't the same vibe? Better? Worse?

Josh Scramble:

It was better. But then, like, we're putting down your brand new rug

Josh Scramble:

Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

And we're sizing out this is the moment that irritated the living bejesus out of me. So we're putting down your rug and figuring out exactly where to put your desk.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, the desk wasn't up Friday afternoon?

Jen Pnacake:

We start It's not that.

Josh Scramble:

No. It was like five.

Josh Scramble:

Still oh, right. Right. Because the the paint. Okay.

Josh Scramble:

We were figuring that out. And, you know, when you buy a new rug, like, it has that weird you gotta get Yeah. Yeah. Out of it. So I was putting, like, painter's tape on the back.

Josh Scramble:

I just rounded just to kinda Hold it down. Just to hold it down to get an idea. And I'm get three why are you doing it like that? Why are you doing it? And I'm like

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, no. I And you just left.

Josh Scramble:

And I look back and I'm like, I'm just doing this to set it in place and with my eyes was kinda saying, shut the fuck up.

Josh Scramble:

Back off. This is Back

Jen Pnacake:

off, Jack This

Josh Scramble:

is all nonsense.

Jen Pnacake:

Back off, Jack off.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Exactly.

Josh Scramble:

Jack Jack off. This is all nonsense. You guys all made this up.

Josh Scramble:

So to finish, this yeah. I came right after work. So I put the TV back up and I'm getting your speakers figured out. It all and it wasn't working. And then out of nowhere, like Samsung's like, oh, by the way, I just figured out there's speakers here.

Josh Scramble:

And they all start working. And I'm like, okay. So we go to San and Salsa.

Jen Pnacake:

San and Vans. I thought, okay. Rest in peace, by

Josh Scramble:

the way.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Rest in peace. RIP.

Josh Scramble:

I thought it was gonna be okay. We'll relax. The plan was originally we well, at least what was discussed and what happened

Josh Scramble:

We were supposed to be landed at 07:30 in home. Like

Josh Scramble:

So you guys

Josh Scramble:

We were way late.

Jen Pnacake:

We got that stone Uber guy. As soon as you guys gave us the,

Josh Scramble:

hey, we're at O'Hare. It's like, okay, we're

Jen Pnacake:

gonna take

Josh Scramble:

thirty minutes, finish, go there. And what we had kind of discussed was we were gonna set up a camera inside and let you walk in alone.

Jen Pnacake:

That would have been good.

Josh Scramble:

Walk in alone and then just, like, let you absorb it like I'm home and it's empty.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, what if I would have took my pants off or something?

Josh Scramble:

Well, no, we ought to we were gonna be outside. It

Jen Pnacake:

would warn us.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Like just, hey, what's up? Go look at your brand new house and then, okay, cool. And then we were gonna bail because, you know, you just got back from vacation. Well, that turned into, no, no, no.

Josh Scramble:

We're gonna be inside. I wanna see their face. We gotta then Yeah. While we're in there, it's like, well, I wanna see the like, I love the three people. Like, they're my closest friends.

Josh Scramble:

It was so Closest friends? Amazing.

Jen Pnacake:

My life partner.

Josh Scramble:

But they're all three of them. All I can describe it as is motivated teenage girl girl vibe.

Josh Scramble:

My gosh. Nervous energy.

Josh Scramble:

Nervous energy. They were so fucking amped up and I can appreciate

Josh Scramble:

Doing it. Cheers. Cheers.

Josh Scramble:

Like, they were done and they were so They did

Jen Pnacake:

such a good job.

Josh Scramble:

They were so ex then they did a great job, but they were so excited to see your reaction. And they're like, they were all amped up.

Josh Scramble:

And it's like bad. There's none

Jen Pnacake:

of them. I should've But the problem was done something like cry. So sorry. Didn't cry.

Josh Scramble:

By the way, your reaction was underwhelming compared to what we thought you were gonna be. Because you walked in and you're like, wow, this looks great. Good to see you guys. Hey. Is there a Miller Lite around?

Jen Pnacake:

Like, I'm fucking in that Uber for, like, four hour it seemed like we were in that Uber longer than we were on the plane.

Josh Scramble:

So that's the thing.

Jen Pnacake:

I was like, oh, I was super excited. And then by the time I got here, like, I probably needed to take a huge dump. It is so insane.

Josh Scramble:

Well, that's why I was just like, let's get them. And then pretty much they were travel. It's a day of travel. No one wants to

Josh Scramble:

do it.

Jen Pnacake:

So we're in the air for almost six hours. We were in on on the plane.

Josh Scramble:

And just a PSA to everyone out there.

Jen Pnacake:

It was 5 and a half hour flight.

Josh Scramble:

Just so you know, I don't give a fuck who you are. If you do not have an emergency level reason to be at my house when I come home from vacation, you better not be because I will fucking murder you. Because all

Jen Pnacake:

I want

Josh Scramble:

It was the most bizarre thing.

Jen Pnacake:

So so we had to get a ride from the the villa at Cavara to the airport. So that's an hour and thirty minutes probably. No. Yes.

Josh Scramble:

It's forty five minutes.

Jen Pnacake:

It's not even close. Let's just call it an hour. Jen pancakes time

Josh Scramble:

Oh, she doesn't have any sense of time.

Jen Pnacake:

Is not the same. It's

Josh Scramble:

about an hour and a half I brought a drink.

Jen Pnacake:

From the airport. Yes.

Josh Scramble:

Jerry was watching the screen in the background. Yeah. I

Jen Pnacake:

it's an hour and half.

Josh Scramble:

Give up on the party.

Jen Pnacake:

I probably dreamed of poor town, which they don't do anymore. If they go through the poor town where they have all the hovels and the plywood houses Alright. That takes less time, but they went through the rich town

Josh Scramble:

because I want

Jen Pnacake:

you So you don't come see any of that, and it takes an hour and a half.

Josh Scramble:

Really speculation.

Josh Scramble:

I I have eyes.

Josh Scramble:

Either way.

Jen Pnacake:

Anyway, see, this is where we

Josh Scramble:

10 stay. Okay.

Jen Pnacake:

We had a long my only point is

Josh Scramble:

Oh, wait.

Jen Pnacake:

Wait. A long travel.

Josh Scramble:

So let's talk about this. So my I my boarding pass wouldn't load on the app, because that's a thing now too. It just is a shitty app.

Jen Pnacake:

They've made I we had to up upload our passport.

Josh Scramble:

So then we're like Three times. Freaking out. Can't be a photo.

Josh Scramble:

It can't be a screenshot. It has to be the app.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. The app.

Jen Pnacake:

Fuck United. I'm saying it right now. I don't care if they got hit, man.

Josh Scramble:

So Jerry

Jen Pnacake:

They come after me or whatever. Electronic United Airlines? Fuck you. Fuck you, United. The

Josh Scramble:

Wi sucks.

Josh Scramble:

I gotta go get the I gotta go get a I gotta get, like, a a boarding pass.

Jen Pnacake:

Like, had a

Josh Scramble:

paper one. Three. Like, where it has the ticket that you tear up on the side. That's what I had. I was like,

Jen Pnacake:

this is nuts. And they searched us, like, three times or heard.

Josh Scramble:

They searched They searched her. They searched me once. They searched him once.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. And then no. You got searched I

Josh Scramble:

got searched twice. He got searched once.

Jen Pnacake:

Like, we're not bringing any drugs back, guy. I'm using them. I did them all.

Josh Scramble:

I thought it was punishment for that we live here in The United States.

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, and also very interesting. Very interesting. You know, all this border security and all this shit that's supposedly going on.

Josh Scramble:

Zero passports required.

Jen Pnacake:

They didn't fucking look at our passport. They gave us a fucking, like, a laminate thing you would give to a school. Took a

Josh Scramble:

picture. Took

Jen Pnacake:

picture. Bathroom, like a bathroom pass, a hall pass. They gave us both those.

Josh Scramble:

It's because they

Jen Pnacake:

Didn't look at our passports. Canada. One guy gave gave us those. Another guy was like, alright. You got this card.

Jen Pnacake:

Go

Josh Scramble:

ahead. So Canada, when we went skiing, like, they have kiosks set up. You had to scan your passport, then do the photo from the, like, from the computer. But also, if you ever travel with me, first thing I do, even if I check myself in at the little thing, I print up the old school paper pass part of it. Really?

Josh Scramble:

Every fucking time.

Josh Scramble:

Now messing around.

Josh Scramble:

No. Because you know why? Because I can fold that shit, put it in my pocket, and as soon as I roll up there, boom. There's my boarding pass.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Motherfuck. And you say motherfucker too.

Josh Scramble:

Scramble on I say it with my eyes. Hey.

Jen Pnacake:

Motherfucker. Here's my boarding pass, motherfucker. And they're like, why are you like that? It's only like Because you made me like this. You made us like this, guys.

Jen Pnacake:

If must

Josh Scramble:

know, I have a I But

Jen Pnacake:

we got right back into this country.

Josh Scramble:

It gave me That PTSD paper ticket because I once when I was a senior in high school, I'd without my parents knowing, I was a very big rebel and I got it I bought myself a ticket to San Francisco What? For spring break. And I flew out there, but I lost my boring pass of to get home, my ticket, my paper ticket to leave Rome. Then

Jen Pnacake:

you're fucked. Right?

Josh Scramble:

Didn't they have your reservation? Even back then, you can get your reservation.

Jen Pnacake:

ID. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

They would still have your reservation.

Jen Pnacake:

Did you go out to see, like, Pedro and Buck in the weird real world?

Josh Scramble:

All I know. Fuck. All I know.

Jen Pnacake:

Why would you go to San Francisco for

Josh Scramble:

spring break? My dad, he and he had to buy me a new ticket. And it was very, very

Jen Pnacake:

upsetting. Sucked when you came home to your BMW car or drive.

Josh Scramble:

Come on.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Little miss privilege.

Jen Pnacake:

Little miss can't be wrong.

Josh Scramble:

What you gonna do?

Jen Pnacake:

Spin Doctors was underrated.

Josh Scramble:

And so I was using it as a bookmark in my book.

Josh Scramble:

Oh my god.

Josh Scramble:

You What? Did you ever

Josh Scramble:

like, so

Jen Pnacake:

how many how a fucking book on spring break?

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Of course. Fucking. It's like,

Josh Scramble:

you should like a golden girl spring break trip?

Jen Pnacake:

Goddamn it. You didn't go to the MTV one. You went to the

Josh Scramble:

That sounds like Jersey.

Josh Scramble:

Losers currents.

Jen Pnacake:

I was like, what?

Josh Scramble:

I we drove from San Francisco

Jen Pnacake:

to Spring break

Josh Scramble:

in San Francisco.

Josh Scramble:

I went to Hollywood

Jen Pnacake:

and climb up hills.

Josh Scramble:

CD motel in Hollywood.

Josh Scramble:

Flew to San Francisco and drove to Hollywood? Why? That's a four hour drive.

Josh Scramble:

It's fucking way long. Was a senior in high school. I don't know.

Josh Scramble:

What? Did you at least drive down the coast? Yes. Definitely. I could kinda get that

Josh Scramble:

It was pretty cool. I thought. And then I lost that ticket. PTSD forevermore. I'll take the

Jen Pnacake:

e ticket all the time. You got a paper ticket coming back, and they let us right back into this country.

Josh Scramble:

Took a picture of it.

Jen Pnacake:

Even though I thought at one point, they're gonna search my phone and they're gonna say, you fucking said some bad shit about

Josh Scramble:

Well, it's never fun

Jen Pnacake:

to get It's

Josh Scramble:

never fun to get searched

Jen Pnacake:

Like no matter

Josh Scramble:

You don't wanna

Jen Pnacake:

get searched. About Trump and I had that. They're not gonna let him come

Josh Scramble:

down body not the full down, like, strip search, but the full down pat down.

Josh Scramble:

They searched pat down and she my bag. Like, I've got drugs in there, sir. The Ormat. You

Jen Pnacake:

should have done them all. Yeah. You bring enough drugs to do. Because they here's the other thing. They will not check you going into Mexico most likely.

Josh Scramble:

Guess what? Unless you bring a lot. Guess what? Isn't that like checking someone for booze before you walk into a bar?

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Mexico's like, they're not bringing the drugs here.

Josh Scramble:

They're not bringing them back.

Josh Scramble:

Shockingly, this is how little I

Josh Scramble:

if they blew you up a drug

Josh Scramble:

for bag. I didn't even care. I was like, well

Josh Scramble:

Take them. I mean, I don't

Josh Scramble:

know what's gonna happen here. Was like but they but I had I had drugs in my bag, and she searched it and didn't find those.

Jen Pnacake:

Searching for a bomb. I mean, I

Josh Scramble:

don't think she was searching for anything quite frankly with her She did. With her delicate

Jen Pnacake:

She had a arthritic. She had arthritic hands.

Josh Scramble:

Have arthritic hands. Did. She was an old woman.

Josh Scramble:

No. I'm the ghost of customs. I'm

Josh Scramble:

an old woman. Either way, it was a long day of travel. And then also, again, that Uber and then and then the empanadas wanna come in too, which I'm not I'm not gonna like I know. And then there's the There's your fucking house. Scramble.

Josh Scramble:

Scramble as a warning. I was standing outside. I'm like, what? What? What's going on?

Josh Scramble:

And then it was

Jen Pnacake:

It was really good, though. Intense. You guys did. I mean, everybody did a great job, and we

Josh Scramble:

love it. But again,

Jen Pnacake:

Well, like first of all,

Josh Scramble:

it wasn't everybody. It was Leslie, Jen, and Sandy did 99% of the work. I put up and took down a TV.

Jen Pnacake:

What about Mike Dansham?

Josh Scramble:

He did a little bit of help, but he was also

Josh Scramble:

a badass. Guy.

Jen Pnacake:

We him didn't do nothing.

Josh Scramble:

It really was

Josh Scramble:

These three cats just sit and hid the whole time. He said he did pop his head out once in a while when he needed attention. Going on or did Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Get some

Josh Scramble:

No. But I was very

Josh Scramble:

Slowly. Cat.

Josh Scramble:

Very glad that you guys liked it. It was very sweet that you wanted us to hang around for a cocktail or two.

Josh Scramble:

We definitely did because that's all we wanted to do was drink because that was a long ass day. But so what what happened was we wound up sitting there, like, until 01:00 in the morning and just, like, staring at everything. And it was really, like

Josh Scramble:

We had left by that. We We left, like, an hour after the reveal.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You guys were out. I mean, it seemed like most of it most everyone in the party was a little bit wasted on sand and salsa marks.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, there If I yeah. If I wasn't so angry, like, there was still a buzz going because I was

Josh Scramble:

Definitely a buzz going.

Josh Scramble:

But, yeah. Like, we had a very good meal. We had some good laughs. Then we came here, and the anger just came back.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. And then and then the lackluster reaction from us, I'm sure.

Jen Pnacake:

I'm sorry.

Josh Scramble:

Fuel. No.

Jen Pnacake:

Jen Jansen asked me, well, were you high? No. And I said, no. I was sober. That's how I am sober.

Jen Pnacake:

Sober. You don't

Josh Scramble:

want that. No. I know how it works. Want me on drugs. Like, I, one, I would never in a million years let anyone do that to my house.

Josh Scramble:

Who would? It's crazy.

Josh Scramble:

We don't care. You did you trusted the right person because she Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

It was fair it's fantastic.

Josh Scramble:

We love it.

Josh Scramble:

It's it's it's great. Like, I I'm talking shit about this. It turned out really good.

Josh Scramble:

It really did.

Josh Scramble:

There's really a couple little things that they didn't get to that I think would make it pop more, but that's you could do that later.

Josh Scramble:

But main thing was is that, like, I I think what what really was shocking to me and again, like, it was just so intense to walk into something like that. Can't even describe it. Can't

Jen Pnacake:

even Circle describe around a plane for

Josh Scramble:

fucking hour. After a day that we had to walk into something like that was insane. I don't know. Again, it was like the previous weekend only like times a thousand. And then but like we I just assumed that it would be what Leslie Latte liked and not like she wouldn't very thoughtfully decide what we like or what I particular because I don't think Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

Because she likes a lot of black and white and, like, minimalist. This is vastly different than what she This is very different than than your house.

Josh Scramble:

Million years would I have expected to walk in and see what I had saw and what I still

Jen Pnacake:

look And at every

Josh Scramble:

I'm so happy. And I was I was skeptical of the office in the in that space.

Jen Pnacake:

It's working great. Because I Working can great. I can't hear you You can't hear

Josh Scramble:

me at all.

Jen Pnacake:

Ounce. It's like functional. I can't fucking hear so

Josh Scramble:

Not only is it Her working out for me.

Jen Pnacake:

It's functional. Her desk was directly above me.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, right here. We're

Jen Pnacake:

answering the questions now. When she is teaching, yeah, you can't see this visually. Tired of learning about She was right on top of us.

Josh Scramble:

Definitely tired

Jen Pnacake:

of learning about ourselves. Single word. Now she is completely on the other side of the house.

Josh Scramble:

DNA at this point.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Fuck DNA, RNA, mitosis. They can fuck right off with your mitosis.

Josh Scramble:

Well, if you're diabetic, you will be seen. Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

I mean, get some b twelve and tell me what that does, bud.

Josh Scramble:

I gotta do better on the cholesterol lesson.

Jen Pnacake:

He is the best. All of a sudden that croup. Oh, no. Bad cholesterol went up by 50%. Why do you think that is, kids?

Jen Pnacake:

Oh, because he didn't do shit for a year, and he ate fried chicken and pizza and burritos.

Josh Scramble:

That's it. He's gonna DoorDash his way through this pandemic.

Jen Pnacake:

DoorDash DoorDash my way through this Trump administration for sure. Right. Because I don't give a fuck. I'll order right now. What can we get?

Josh Scramble:

But I am I

Josh Scramble:

don't know.

Josh Scramble:

I'm glad you

Josh Scramble:

guys I don't wanna do any of it.

Josh Scramble:

All I know is I was glad you guys like your house.

Josh Scramble:

You tried. So

Josh Scramble:

I'm glad it's done.

Josh Scramble:

It was. It's like,

Josh Scramble:

we went home and I'm like, I'm glad they had fun. I'm going to bed now. Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

Well, you guys did a fantastic job. We set up

Josh Scramble:

all night. I can't wait to have a fire in it. We haven't had a fire yet. Yeah. It's gonna be pretty sweet.

Jen Pnacake:

In the fireplace.

Josh Scramble:

But we did sit up the whole night and just pretty much absorb it because again, like, were not in our right minds when we walked in the door.

Jen Pnacake:

Just for the

Josh Scramble:

record, we were not in our right minds when we walked in the door and the that's last

Jen Pnacake:

not going on. Those travel days are not

Josh Scramble:

I don't care how long it takes to fly home. That trip from O'Hare back to the house.

Jen Pnacake:

Especially if you got a stoned Uber guy that goes 45 to 50 miles an hour.

Josh Scramble:

And then we gotta discuss the whole way there why we're gonna go to Ogden Dune. I'm like Dan Miller.

Jen Pnacake:

No. Like, no.

Josh Scramble:

Got two

Jen Pnacake:

stops. No.

Josh Scramble:

He stop at

Josh Scramble:

my house

Josh Scramble:

first and then you go

Jen Pnacake:

to OG. He didn't understand. Next time No. We didn't care.

Josh Scramble:

At this point

Jen Pnacake:

I'm not sharing Ubers anymore.

Josh Scramble:

We didn't care. We're like, well, we don't care which one you go to

Josh Scramble:

because No. It makes more sense for him. Drop me in Miller. Go to OD because then you're right by the highway.

Josh Scramble:

That's what I kept saying.

Jen Pnacake:

He kept saying that Ripley was closed, and he couldn't get away.

Josh Scramble:

What fucking idiot.

Jen Pnacake:

Did He has, like, six different things.

Josh Scramble:

He didn't not wanna talk to us. He wanted to talk to us.

Jen Pnacake:

Because he definitely wanted talk to us. Wanted to talk to us about

Josh Scramble:

Christ. Someone had to keep

Jen Pnacake:

him awake. And him saving

Josh Scramble:

make sure that Fuck that. He wanted he wanted he wanted for us to make sure that he wasn't going too fast because he was so high. Ouch. Yeah.

Jen Pnacake:

He was a nude over. Used to

Josh Scramble:

do a limo. Like, ten years ago, you used to be able to get a limo Yeah. Relatively like, cheaper than parking. Because you park up at the airport whether you're on, like, airport property or just off. It's 15 to $20 a day.

Josh Scramble:

We used to be able to get a limo for 300 round trip, which to me is worth it. I don't have to think about it.

Jen Pnacake:

It is.

Josh Scramble:

Now it's, like, insane. Yeah. So I think I wound up being like,

Jen Pnacake:

so there was the original driver that had picked up our ride had like 4,000 reviews or whatever. And this guy, like that guy canceled. And then this guy just swooped right in and it was like, had 10 reviews.

Josh Scramble:

So he,

Jen Pnacake:

so it's like, oh fuck. We just got the bad Ricky Ricky Retardo. His 10 his 10 reviews were good, but, like, he was probably just driving It was. Like, people locally.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. He did he did a couple of scissor rollers.

Jen Pnacake:

Not doing a full yeah. Just like midway.

Josh Scramble:

I think

Jen Pnacake:

maybe Maybe he's just doing midway and

Josh Scramble:

It was so

Jen Pnacake:

fun. Well, hair's a different thing.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, it's a completely

Josh Scramble:

Scrambled. Different when he opened up the bag, like it was a liftgate or whatever,

Jen Pnacake:

one of the

Josh Scramble:

one of the edible wrappers fell out. And I just started laughing and I picked it up and put a bag in there.

Jen Pnacake:

But there's also, like, food wrappers everywhere.

Josh Scramble:

Food wrappers everywhere. Like, just like to take out our door dashes.

Josh Scramble:

I've just been like, nope.

Jen Pnacake:

And then someone, like, called him on FaceTime, like his kid. This kid called him on FaceTime, and he's like, I can't get into the Xbox Live.

Josh Scramble:

I can't talk to

Jen Pnacake:

you right

Josh Scramble:

now. I'm doing an Uber.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. He didn't even say that. He's like, I can't help you. I don't know how to help you. I can't help you sign in.

Jen Pnacake:

I'm driving right now. So was and I'm But he's on a FaceTime driving.

Josh Scramble:

I'm gonna ask the

Josh Scramble:

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Josh Scramble:

Not that I am.

Jen Pnacake:

And Jeff Empanada's in the back seat, like, fucking tell. It was like, oh, shit. I know it. Fucking pancake. Jenna Pancake.

Jen Pnacake:

Fucking

Josh Scramble:

Asleep sitting up.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. Book this fucking we should've just got a car.

Josh Scramble:

So I do have to ask the stereotypical question because I'm American? Was he

Jen Pnacake:

He was full. He looked like he was from here. Okay. Like Gary, Indiana, if that's what you're

Josh Scramble:

No. In the city, like, it's a it's a roulette of what national No.

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah. You could get a yeah. You could get But here's

Josh Scramble:

the weird thing. Full English.

Jen Pnacake:

You could get a Sunni Yes. I don't I

Josh Scramble:

don't give a fuck what you are, but, like, it's literally, like, nationality roulette in the room. Because I've gotten into cars where it's, like, clearly Indian music playing. But you know the nice thing? Guy doesn't wanna know a fucking bit of my business.

Jen Pnacake:

He just doesn't.

Josh Scramble:

I'm taking you where you wanna go. You might

Jen Pnacake:

have a full conversation with, like, his mother Yeah. The whole time. And you don't don't care. But you know

Josh Scramble:

what I do care about? Car smells good. Car is a mega The

Jen Pnacake:

speed limit or a little faster. Yeah. And get us home safely.

Josh Scramble:

We took an Uber from Comiskey Park to Millennium Station after a home opener one year. Guy didn't say two words to us, but and he was playing, obviously, he had to be going off his phone because it was not a radio station from here. But you know what? Had a phone call someone I'd have no idea. But, hey, drove fine.

Josh Scramble:

Car was immaculately clean. Newer. Mike, hey, thank you. Five star review, 20% tip, and here's an extra couple bucks just because you were good.

Josh Scramble:

Have to just think

Jen Pnacake:

this was this

Josh Scramble:

was like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. It was

Jen Pnacake:

Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

That bad.

Jen Pnacake:

The planes circling and, like, the

Josh Scramble:

Well, not even the plane. Well, maybe the the the plane too because that was not but, like, again

Josh Scramble:

Your plane was I don't know if anybody caught in a plane.

Josh Scramble:

Talking about Jerry staring at this flight tracker.

Josh Scramble:

Well, you didn't know.

Josh Scramble:

I've seen some psycho shit out of Jerry pancake, but this took the cake.

Jen Pnacake:

Honestly, that took the pancake.

Josh Scramble:

The most hilarious thing would have been it's the same guy flying the plane. Like, he that was just his

Jen Pnacake:

he's the pilot and he's like, fuck. I gotta drive these guys home. I'm a single dad, guys. Like, I can't make it on a pilot's salary anymore. For

Josh Scramble:

an hour

Jen Pnacake:

and he couldn't find the airport.

Josh Scramble:

I'm not even gonna get down there to my car in time.

Jen Pnacake:

I'm not even gonna break even on this Uber ride, guys, because you made me go to Ogden Dunes and Miller Beach.

Josh Scramble:

Miller. His son is FaceTiming him at 30,000

Jen Pnacake:

feet. Man, my ex boss

Josh Scramble:

can't talk right now.

Jen Pnacake:

Hang on. I'm gonna circle. I'll try to do do the password. Which would

Josh Scramble:

explain which would explain

Josh Scramble:

my I'm gonna circle around a couple times.

Jen Pnacake:

I'll circle around a couple times. I'll try to get the password. This can you go in my computer? My password is this. I might have to log in in

Josh Scramble:

my iPad. Oh my iPad.

Josh Scramble:

Thank you for boarding Flight2929 going

Jen Pnacake:

Forget about the circle, because stuck here. Oh

Josh Scramble:

my god.

Josh Scramble:

If you look out the right side of your aircraft, you will see my son's Xbox password on the way.

Jen Pnacake:

And I'll be, giving anybody that, pulls up a ride for a Ford Edge, from O'Hare. I'll drop you off on my way home, except if you're from Gary, Indiana and wanna stop in Portage, Indiana. Portage. Don't do that to me, guys. I've circled around for one in one hour and fifteen minutes already.

Josh Scramble:

We could use some gas money for this. And I'm hungry.

Josh Scramble:

I need

Jen Pnacake:

to have

Josh Scramble:

I can't even tell you. Like, so we didn't even talk about it. Jerry was just like, look. The plane just swerved away from the city, and then we never spoke of it again for the next hour.

Jen Pnacake:

I was watching it, though.

Josh Scramble:

We took off to Chicago. Took off to Chicago and never

Jen Pnacake:

came back.

Josh Scramble:

Six inches away from the screen. And I just fast and furiously pay played my solitaire. That's my fidget spinner on the plane because I I get I get a little anxious.

Jen Pnacake:

You watched that

Josh Scramble:

fucking you

Jen Pnacake:

watched that show.

Josh Scramble:

I did. I watched the full season of the studio. It was amazing. I highly recommend the studio.

Josh Scramble:

Didn't like it. Really?

Jen Pnacake:

I hate that everyone's yelling.

Josh Scramble:

Reason I

Josh Scramble:

did Hank Cake

Josh Scramble:

didn't like it either. So the reason I didn't like it, that second or third episode where they're doing the long shot, like, where they're trying to get the continuous shot and

Josh Scramble:

It seems like they did it the rest of the season.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Well, so the way he was acting, I had an old boss and I'm like, I'm getting like fucking

Josh Scramble:

Too anxious?

Josh Scramble:

PTSD from like

Josh Scramble:

So he's because couldn't do it. He said it was too frenetic and he couldn't

Josh Scramble:

I totally, totally sympathize because I had a boss who was like that. Like, I literally went into 07:30 meetings and he's asking me for changes at 07:28, and it was the same energy. And I'm like, fuck this show. I never need to see it again.

Josh Scramble:

I feel like that's how my brain is all the time.

Jen Pnacake:

Well That explains a lot

Josh Scramble:

about you.

Jen Pnacake:

It does. Well, we should wrap this

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. We should wrap this up. Fucked up.

Josh Scramble:

I I don't have

Jen Pnacake:

anything more to say.

Josh Scramble:

Here we are. Oh, we should talk about our latest idea, which

Jen Pnacake:

was We're not gonna talk about that until next.

Josh Scramble:

Not gonna talk about it. We we'll tease. We have some holiday gifts coming.

Jen Pnacake:

Hopefully, you'll Holiday plans. Happy holidays. It's the

Josh Scramble:

holiday season. So Creaming

Jen Pnacake:

it in your pants. Doing a dance. Yeah. We'll have some of that for you.

Josh Scramble:

Here's your take. Pancake.

Jen Pnacake:

Alright. Making a dick on the pancake.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, that's

Josh Scramble:

That's not whipped cream.

Jen Pnacake:

You could make a dick pancake anyway. Come on. Alright, guys.

Josh Scramble:

Take it easy.

Jen Pnacake:

Love you. Love you, Joe.

Creators and Guests

Jerry Pancake
Host
Jerry Pancake
Co-host and resident personality on SoCoolPodcast, Jerry Pancake is equal parts entertainer, storyteller, and small-town legend. Hailing from Miller Beach, Indiana, Jerry brings his unique blend of local flavor, humor, and unfiltered thoughts to every episode. With roots in a community that’s as gritty as it is endearing, Jerry tackles everything from obscure trivia and wild local tales to sharp, laugh-out-loud commentary on anything under the sun. Known for his off-the-cuff insights and a knack for capturing the “what if” moments of life, he’s the heart of the SoCoolPodcast.
Josh Scramble
Host
Josh Scramble
Josh Scramble, the man with the voice that sounds like your favorite diner’s third cup of coffee—strong, a little gritty, and just the right amount of warm. Scramble isn’t just a co-host on the Miller Morning Madhouse, he’s the ultimate sidekick and instigator. With a knack for digging up Miller Beach's wildest stories, he's known for his quick-witted comebacks and unique comedic edge. Beyond his mic persona, Josh moonlights as a creator of beloved characters like Chuck Roundsteak, a voice that’s been gracing airwaves and kitchens for a decade. When he's not stirring up a laugh or two, you can find him diving deep into the latest Yelp review drama or holding court at local trivia nights with his All In Jest event series. He’s here to remind us all that life’s too short not to laugh at the absurd—and Josh has plenty of it in store.
Jen Pancake
Guest
Jen Pancake
🎙️ A versatile voice on the Miller Morning Madhouse, Jen brings a range of colorful characters to life, adding flair and fun to every episode. She’s also the voice of Jerry on the Jerry and Gerald Podcast.