Miller Morning Madhouse (Teaser)

All you guys do is just sit up

there and talk about how fucking cool you are. WSPR Super Beach Radio, the best station between Rush and Ripley.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. If you are some dumb folks looking to just get murdered, I know just the place for you.

Miller beaches. Miller morning madhouse.

Discovered by a lackluster gay realtor named Anthony who is late for every viewing. This park slope slop bucket gives new meaning to the question, is that the little woman who played the principal in kindergarten cop?

The Miller warning madhouse has everything. I mean, this place has everything. I'm Jerry Pancake, the man who puts the mess in hot mess. And we got us got a lineup so wild. You'll forget it's too early to be this drunk.

There are much worse clips than that. There are much where he his annoyance is very clear and the audience becomes very uncomfortable.

Maybe I'll have, we'll track down all of the where he's annoyed.

That would be a you know what? That would be a beautiful tribute to Jerry. I'm Josh Gramble, a human disaster waiting to happen. If you're here for wholesome vibes and life advice, you've taken the wrong turn, my friend. We've got sports, we've got weather, and we've got whatever the hell that falls off the back of the truck today.

Buckle up. It's gonna be a greasy, messy, and just the right amount wrong.

It affected all some and then some affected all.

It didn't take the church. God bless.

Oh, God bless. God bless you.

But it took little Billy. Little Billy Naylor.

Little Billy Naylor. It threw him so hot in the air. He never did walk right again after that,

It picked him up and gave him God gave him a big kiss up there. And he said, Billy Naylor, I'm going to swallow you up on my

spit you back out because you're bad, bad little boy.

Well, you know Billy Naylor never knew what he did, but he was up there for a solid 3 full minutes.

He was up there for a good bit. He was up there for a good bit and God spit him out back on the earth. Back on the earth, without the use of his legs.

We've got fuck sheds.

So I guess on the 4th July, you know, things get pretty busy down on the beach here. And there was a guy out there, and he had, you know, I mean, he he might have had strippers out there. He might have had some, you know, a lot of ladies. And it's really busy on the beach, so you don't really wanna fuck out in the open, on the 4th July. Like, sometimes maybe you fuck on, like, I don't know, like, a weekday down there.

Oh, sure.

What do you usually do?

Well, you know, 4th July is a day to bang. I mean, it's just, you know

I'm just here to bang.

Just here to bang.

But

And so he brought, like, a, I don't know. It looked like a little tent type situation, almost like a outhouse, but it was a it was a mobile fuck shed.

It was an outhouse, but different shit was going on.

Yeah. And it was portable, which was impressive. A lot of us back in those times, and this is, I don't know, uncle Tom on the not uncle Tom, Jesus Christ, or him. It was not Jesus Christ either, but it was maybe like uncle Frank. I had a uncle Frank.

And uncle Frank probably was out there with a pipe, and he was saying, yeah, old miss

Johnson used to operate that that, bed and breakfast, but it was more bed than breakfast. I think this is gonna be a really funny show, but I wanted to ruin it, like, right off the bat.

Well, if we

Because I wanted to talk about what day it is today.

911. Damn. And I totally forgot it

was 911. Totally. And that is that is a joke that I tell every 911. I also usually to coworkers, I say happy 911 because I think we should probably be over it by now. We should definitely have the day off.

I had a meeting today. They did a moment of silence. I didn't like, what are we doing? If we're gonna do a moment of silence, we should have the day off anyway.

Well, I just remember right after it happened, I had to buy a refrigerator or else that the terrorist won. So Well,

you I I bought a car. They still made us go to work, by the way. I'll never forget that.

So I just want everybody to know whenever I'm in Miller Beach, always listen to my favorite show, the Miller Morning Zoo. Beautiful show. Great show. Turned me on by my friend, Granite Chez Joe, genetic freak man with a sideways heart told me about it. My friend, Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble doing the funniest things, beautiful things in the morning show.

Gotta love it. All kinds of goofy stuff. Very informative. Very good. You gotta give it a listen on WSPR, best station ever.

Most populous station between Russia and Ripley. Kind of a small market, but a great market. Beautiful market. Give it a listen. Think you'll like it.

And this is like the new Miller Morning Zoo, and I am Jareya Pankake with my really good friend

here, mister Joshua scrambled eggs.

Everybody have a great rest of your day. I know you will make bad choices, but that's cool with us.

If you gotta make choices, I wish they were good, but I know they're gonna be bad. Adios.

This is for you, Miller Beach. Listen to our first full episode, September 29th. It will drop, hopefully, if I get it in my schedule. We love you. We hope you love our show.

Do you understand the words that were coming out of my mouth? No. Although Do you speak it in English?

Bam's a bam. What's a bam? Well, you wouldn't even know.

All you guys do is just sit up there and

talk about how fucking cool you are.