Miller Morning Madhouse S1E6: Jesus is Just Alright...
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Miller Morning Madhouse S1E6: Jesus is Just Alright...

Josh Scramble:

All you

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guys do is just sit

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up there and talk about how fucking cool you are.

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W SBR Super Beach

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rig. Let them all in madhouse.

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Talking all that crazy and a jive.

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Pancake and the

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scramble, party your breakfast with your favorite guys.

Josh Scramble:

Welcome back to the Miller Morning Mat House, all of our loyal listeners, or as I like to refer to you guys, the brunch bunch. I am your very eggcellent cohost, Josh Scramble. And, yes, it's not just pancake who handles the narration work, I can do it too. On today's episode, we jump right back into things with our special guest, Elizabeth Benedict, as we talk about the past, the present, and the crazy topics in between. We also dive into one of my favorite local activities, all in just trivia.

Josh Scramble:

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Jerry Pancake:

Okay. We're back. We're back. Welcome back to the Miller Morning Man House, and we have our new person here for the first time, Elizabeth Benedict. Elizabeth, why don't you introduce yourself and tell us, like, one cool thing about yourself?

Elizabeth Benedict:

K. Elizabeth Benedict, cool thing.

Josh Scramble:

That should be your business card. That was Is that

Jerry Pancake:

is that what you wanna tell us? Cool thing. Like, what things like, what do you like? What are some of your favorite things about Miller Beach?

Elizabeth Benedict:

The most interesting things about Miller Beach would be a different question, I think.

Jerry Pancake:

Alright. Well, whatever question you wanna answer.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Talked about last week about the swingers.

Jerry Pancake:

Okay. Alright. That

Elizabeth Benedict:

was an interesting thing.

Jerry Pancake:

We talked about that, and I assume

Elizabeth Benedict:

I thought the same thing.

Jerry Pancake:

Yep. Alright. Well Yeah. Yeah.

Elizabeth Benedict:

So I appreciate it.

Jerry Pancake:

Josh Scramble, what did you think? Did you were you, like, everyone here is fucking each other?

Josh Scramble:

No. I really didn't give a shit, to be honest with you. Like, I'm I'm a I'm a good fences.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Because you're into it? Or

Josh Scramble:

No. Because I'm a I'm a good fences make good neighbors kinda person. Like, if you're gonna Gotcha. If you're going to, you know, free love, so they say, like, do it. I'll do it to it and, you know, just at all.

Josh Scramble:

I mean,

Elizabeth Benedict:

I'm fine with

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. I don't care. Just don't bring it to my lawn.

Jerry Pancake:

You guys have a big privacy fence. I did notice too.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Yeah. You do.

Josh Scramble:

We do. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

It's beautiful. Though.

Elizabeth Benedict:

This looks really expensive.

Josh Scramble:

It was. I mean, it yeah. Well, 1, we had to have one because we have a pool. So, you know, you gotta keep Your yard.

Jerry Pancake:

Who's gonna fall in there? The kids? All the little kids running around here?

Josh Scramble:

There's

Elizabeth Benedict:

no drunk adults.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, that is true. Or or just people wandering into your pool at any time. Exactly.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Sadly. So, that yes. But yeah. Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

The better fence you have, the better neighbors you have has been my philosophy. I've been my philosophy my philosophy or my prerogative or

Elizabeth Benedict:

So I'm thinking my work.

Jerry Pancake:

I hope not.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Not too.

Josh Scramble:

So now that we got Elizabeth's most interesting fact about Miller is he's

Jerry Pancake:

the swingers.

Josh Scramble:

You're the true crime detective. I mean

Jerry Pancake:

You can ask us a couple more questions.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Okay. How did you guys get into this? Like, did you guys talk about something?

Josh Scramble:

Let's clarify let's clarify what this is, the podcast,

Jerry Pancake:

or the swinging lifestyle? No.

Elizabeth Benedict:

No. Like, the podcast.

Josh Scramble:

Came up to me, and he grabbed my pocket.

Jerry Pancake:

You know? And I was like, hey. Do you guys wanna swap or do something like that? It would be cool. No.

Jerry Pancake:

Swap microphones. No. I don't know. I just I like I like having fun, and this is very fun to me. And I like to hear myself talk, so that's the main reason

Elizabeth Benedict:

I do

Jerry Pancake:

it. Yeah.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I'm surprised by that. Although Not that you shouldn't. You should like your voice because you got a great voice.

Josh Scramble:

Actually, mister Pancake was bothering me for a while to do this.

Jerry Pancake:

I was trying to hook him for a long bit.

Josh Scramble:

Like, he he mentioned last year You

Elizabeth Benedict:

guys are doing a great job.

Josh Scramble:

Well, thank you.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Yeah. You really are. I think you're super funny. I think all the topics are

Josh Scramble:

Super hilarious.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Super hilarious.

Josh Scramble:

Best show. Best show ever. Yeah. You don't eat the pets, which is a bonus in my book. You leave them alone.

Josh Scramble:

Or the Puerto Ricans.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I think you could announce, like, some, like,

Josh Scramble:

beefy up and everything. Be funny. Jose would be a little tough and gamey, I think.

Jerry Pancake:

You're gonna have to slow you're gonna have to slow cook them.

Josh Scramble:

Slow cook them on the,

Jerry Pancake:

low and low because he's short.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I don't think you're allowed to put that.

Jerry Pancake:

Sorry, Jose. Chilequiles.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Talk to him.

Josh Scramble:

Chilequiles. Oh, Jose chilequiles. Jose chilequiles.

Elizabeth Benedict:

He'll like he'll like the end of this.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. He will.

Elizabeth Benedict:

He will. I look up to him.

Josh Scramble:

So it

Jerry Pancake:

was a tribute to him. Jose. Jose. Jose. Jose.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I would like, really fast. Have you guys have, like, 1035 Fred on air?

Josh Scramble:

No. I don't listen to regular radio.

Jerry Pancake:

The the only thing we listen to is WSPR, Super Beach Radio.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Or is it 963?

Josh Scramble:

96 to 3, I don't think exists.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Fred on air.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, b 96? B

Josh Scramble:

96.9096.6. B dash. 1035.

Jerry Pancake:

The blaze is 1035.

Elizabeth Benedict:

No. It's not.

Jerry Pancake:

Man cow's morning man house. No. On the blaze, 1035.

Elizabeth Benedict:

KISS FM.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, New York City?

Elizabeth Benedict:

No. Chicago has

Jerry Pancake:

KISS FM now?

Josh Scramble:

Yes. KISS FM. National. See.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Okay. My point

Jerry Pancake:

This country's fucked, so you better vote.

Elizabeth Benedict:

My point though

Jerry Pancake:

You better vote because kiss FM is coming to you. You're gonna have kiss FM in your fucking town. Jesus.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Me of you too.

Jerry Pancake:

Really?

Elizabeth Benedict:

Fred on air.

Jerry Pancake:

Is he a AI?

Elizabeth Benedict:

No. He's a real person.

Josh Scramble:

He's art hang on. Is he how

Jerry Pancake:

old is he? He's Art of Fredo in tendency.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Old like your age.

Josh Scramble:

Fuck you too, Elizabeth. Jesus Christ.

Jerry Pancake:

Like like, oh, how old? Like, sixties

Josh Scramble:

your age?

Elizabeth Benedict:

No. He's like

Elizabeth Benedict:

30¢.

Elizabeth Benedict:

50, I think.

Josh Scramble:

Well, that counts you out. Fred on air.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Look him up.

Jerry Pancake:

Fred on air? I've never heard of him. I'm like a

Elizabeth Benedict:

Like, you guys your voices remind me so much.

Jerry Pancake:

I'm like a Steve and Gary guy. I don't know

Elizabeth Benedict:

who that is.

Jerry Pancake:

Kevin Matthews, Johnny b. Like, the loop the loop was the last good radio station to ever live.

Josh Scramble:

I don't think Elizabeth knows what that is.

Jerry Pancake:

Well, it's Christian Rock now. 97.9, the loop. And so fuck like, how do they have that much money that they could just be like, oh, we're just gonna make it into this Christian rock station

Josh Scramble:

because they don't pay taxes. That's exactly right. And and also so there actually is something to do with that. You know that they ask their listeners for money?

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Because they they can.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Because they can, and they're just like, yep. Throw us $10, and we'll keep playing you

Jerry Pancake:

straight into their station music. But I was gonna I was gonna hold this, but now that we're on the subject, I was gonna announce that, I am born again, and I am gonna be hosting mornings on 97.9, the Christ, w w c h t. Yeah. The Jesus station. And we're gonna do, like, a wacky version of this, but we're not gonna swear So who are you talking about?

Josh Scramble:

Sex. Frankincense and myrrh?

Jerry Pancake:

Yes. It's gonna be, like, Jesus's morning madhouse with frankincense and myrrh and, occasionally, a woman who we will subjugate and, make fun of. So you

Josh Scramble:

like that Mary Magdalene chick?

Jerry Pancake:

Yes. And she will wash my feet during

Elizabeth Benedict:

the show. Awesome.

Josh Scramble:

Jesus didn't like his horse.

Jerry Pancake:

He did like feet. He was a feet guy. Jesus.

Josh Scramble:

He loves you.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. I don't know

Josh Scramble:

how much I mean,

Jerry Pancake:

there was a lot of feet stuff happening in the Bible if you really look at it. That's all I'm gonna say.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Kings have been forever.

Jerry Pancake:

Yep.

Josh Scramble:

Okay.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Wait. So, Jerry time is When you were growing up, were you allowed to, like, roam the neighborhood?

Jerry Pancake:

Yes.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Like, in what way? Like, was that your

Jerry Pancake:

That was my stomach. Yeah.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Do you wanna order some pizza?

Jerry Pancake:

No. It's fine.

Josh Scramble:

In what way were you were you allowed to ride your bike, or did you have to earn your money? I've had so

Elizabeth Benedict:

many questions for so many years. I think this is a great

Jerry Pancake:

so, yeah, I was allowed to row in the neighborhood. I like, I grew up in the, you know, set late seventies, early eighties. So, of course, yeah, we would go out. The parents would be like, get the fuck out of the house. I don't care if you're sick.

Jerry Pancake:

I don't care if it's snowing. I don't care if it's hot. It's hell out. Get out of here and don't bother me. My mom would

Elizabeth Benedict:

that or no?

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, we just like, we I don't know. We, like, played in the sewers and got crayfish. It's oh, yeah.

Josh Scramble:

I mean, that's it was kinda the policy. I mean, even in, like, my era when I was hanging out, like, yeah. Your parents would just look at you and be like, you're yeah. Whatever you're doing, you're getting out of the house. And there was always, like, one neighborhood kid's parent who, like, could scream or whistle the loudest.

Josh Scramble:

And at about dusk, when the street lights started coming on, they would just, like, yell, and everyone knew, like, get the fuck back home.

Josh Scramble:

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Josh Scramble:

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Josh Scramble:

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Elizabeth Benedict:

I'm just gonna put that out this out there. If anyone would like to create their own team for trivia night, I'm available. Hit me up.

Jerry Pancake:

I'm a free agent. Woah.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Actually, no. I did join Barbie and Meg Roman's team for a second, but

Jerry Pancake:

I am also I'm I'm a free agent. If somebody wants to sign me, do a sign and trade, maybe.

Elizabeth Benedict:

What is that?

Josh Scramble:

Ow. Oh.

Jerry Pancake:

I'll do a sign and trade.

Josh Scramble:

Drama with the trade

Josh Scramble:

we know.

Jerry Pancake:

Super Beach Your

Elizabeth Benedict:

team has literally said no. Literally, it's

Josh Scramble:

no longer Super Beach. We had a mid game Just Okay Beach. Name change. Now we're just Okay Beach.

Jerry Pancake:

Alright. So let's we're talking about, all in just trivia with yours truly, Josh, scramble.

Josh Scramble:

Love it. Why don't

Jerry Pancake:

you tell us a little about all in just trivia, Josh, scramble, and what the next iteration is or what the next game is.

Josh Scramble:

So it's been a yearly tradition at all in just trivia that the day after Thanksgiving, the Black Friday game has always been the food game. And what that means is every single question, every single answer is food centric. Whether it's in the question itself or the answer, it is somehow fruit food related. So no matter what, every single thing about that game is all about food. It's always been a good one.

Josh Scramble:

We've done some fun things in the past with it. We did 1 year name the mystery spice where you had to name 8 spices.

Jerry Pancake:

I hated that. I snorted the tamarack or whatever. Turmeric. Turmeric. Tamarack.

Jerry Pancake:

And then I aspirated it, and I was coughing for, like, a week. And then, like, I looked up on the Internet. Yeah. Like, this is how it always happens to me. They looked up at the Internet.

Jerry Pancake:

Should I have snorted that? And the Internet was like, no. You really shouldn't snort anything.

Josh Scramble:

I'm gonna say, usually, unless you're snorting air, you should abstain.

Elizabeth Benedict:

So wait. Have have you guys talked about what the trivia is on this?

Josh Scramble:

We have advertised it, but we have not actually, like, spoken of what it is. Do we guys even know why it's called Black Friday? No. There's something for,

Jerry Pancake:

like, black peep no. The I know.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Every Friday is Friday's trivia.

Jerry Pancake:

No. Good.

Josh Scramble:

So the reason they call it Black Friday is because for retail stores, that was the day they went from the red to the black because so many people were out shopping. Is that good? So it's not It's a good thing to do. So when you're so it's an accounting thing. So when you're in accounting, the, when you're in the red, it means you're losing money.

Josh Scramble:

But when you're in the black, it means you're making money. So the day after Thanksgiving was always the day that the stores went into the black because so many people were shopping for Christmas. Okay. Blah blah blah blah blah.

Jerry Pancake:

I'm so glad you shared that information with us.

Elizabeth Benedict:

So but

Josh Scramble:

every But

Jerry Pancake:

what about the blackest Friday of trivia on the day after Thanksgiving?

Elizabeth Benedict:

So I have a question

Jerry Pancake:

all in just trivia.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Over trivia. So when does it go until? When's the last day? So April.

Josh Scramble:

So The last it's the last Friday of every month until April. So

Elizabeth Benedict:

if someone wants come and play

Josh Scramble:

Yes.

Elizabeth Benedict:

So they have to have a team of how many?

Josh Scramble:

They don't have to have a team. I I designed it to where you could actually, like, just come in with you and another person

Jerry Pancake:

and Losers.

Elizabeth Benedict:

So just take, like, a little table.

Josh Scramble:

You wow. Wow. Very insulting. But, yes, it was originally you can max out at 5, but now so many people come in with a team of 6. You could have up to 6 people.

Josh Scramble:

But if you don't have a team, come in, feel free. We could either find you a team if you wanna play with someone else or if you just wanna just give a shot on your own or whoever you're

Elizabeth Benedict:

with. See.

Josh Scramble:

I mean, the more people you have, the probably the better chance you'll have. But I think there have been a lot of games where I was judging on how I would do. And I have gone to trivia games on my own, and granted I hang on to too much useless

Elizabeth Benedict:

in the lunch. Might just wanna go and play. Yeah. So So if you have, like, 3 people, you can come.

Josh Scramble:

You would you would definitely have a throuple. Grab a throuple. If you had a throuple.

Elizabeth Benedict:

You can go grab a table.

Josh Scramble:

If you do, couples, throuples, or anything beyond.

Elizabeth Benedict:

K.

Jerry Pancake:

You could come and play. Yeah. I mean, theoretically, like, a smart throuple could beat, like, 5 other like, a team of 5.

Josh Scramble:

Well, if you're a smart throuple, you could beat a team of 5 and probably go home and have more fun than you did at trivia night if you're a smart threple.

Elizabeth Benedict:

It's up to you. It's really up to you.

Josh Scramble:

It is up to you.

Elizabeth Benedict:

But, But every Friday at

Josh Scramble:

It's every

Jerry Pancake:

Not every Friday.

Josh Scramble:

Every last Friday of the month at the Marshall j Gardner Center. It is trivia night. But this coming trivia, Black Friday, like I said, is all about

Jerry Pancake:

Friday trivia. The blackest of the black? It's so black. Like, the spinal tap album.

Josh Scramble:

Is it?

Jerry Pancake:

Like, the spinal tap is album where they're like, how black is it? What do they say?

Josh Scramble:

Black enough. Black

Jerry Pancake:

enough. I haven't

Josh Scramble:

watched that in a while. So anyway

Elizabeth Benedict:

know what that is.

Jerry Pancake:

Go to the Marshall j Gardner Center the day after Thanksgiving, which is the blackest everyone is welcome except for there's a couple people there.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Just be nice.

Jerry Pancake:

We'll let you guys know in the note in the show notes who is not welcome because there are definitely a couple people from Miller. We don't want you there, and you know who you are.

Elizabeth Benedict:

That's

Jerry Pancake:

You're not like, you're feral people. Don't come.

Josh Scramble:

If you were raised in the streets without parenting Yeah. Don't come.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, if you're just gonna throw up all over the table or whatever

Josh Scramble:

Oh, yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

Or spout your racist bullshit.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, yeah. If you're racist, I don't want you there.

Elizabeth Benedict:

We gotta hold your alcohol too.

Josh Scramble:

Well, also, I would I

Jerry Pancake:

mean, I would someone out.

Josh Scramble:

I'm actually looking forward to the day where I shouldn't say that, but I would I wouldn't mind the day where I had to kick someone out because I already have my thing, like, rehearsed. Like, yeah. I don't need you here. Get the fuck out.

Jerry Pancake:

So would you physically try to have, like, manhandle the person?

Josh Scramble:

No. I wouldn't manhandle them. I mean Or woman

Jerry Pancake:

handle them if they're

Josh Scramble:

a woman. Person handle them? No. But I'd be like, hey. Like, no offense, but you're, like, if anyone was ever drunk and obnoxious on there, I'd be like, hey.

Josh Scramble:

Like, you know, you're kinda ruining it for everybody else. Here's your money back. Get the fuck out.

Josh Scramble:

Right. WSPR Super Beach Radio, the best station between Rush and Ripley. We love playing music, but right now we have to pay some bills.

Josh Scramble:

Have you ever wondered what you were going to do the day after Thanksgiving? All you did yesterday was get drunk and eat stuff and then watch some crappy football game. Well, I've got news for you. Once you're done shopping and punching people in the face, you can come out to the Marshall J Gardner Center and use your knowledge to win some things. Talking about Black Friday, all in just trivia.

Josh Scramble:

And this time, it's the food game. Every question, every answer is food related, such as what did Jesus order at the last supper? Was it fish? Was it bread? Was it wine?

Josh Scramble:

Or was it possibly d? All of the above. Once again, every answer, every question is food related. Come out and test your knowledge. Don't forget, if you don't know the answer, write something funny because my favorite answer of the evening gets a prize.

Josh Scramble:

So once again, the last Friday of every month, come out to All In Just Trivia. Marshall J. Gardner Center in Lake Street, last Friday of every month until April, All In Just Trivia. Fun is had by all, fun will be had by you. Come on out and don't waste your Black Friday on shopping.

Josh Scramble:

WSBR Super Beach Radio.

Josh Scramble:

So that is just about gonna do it for this episode of the Noble Morning madhouse. We're gonna take you out on a couple of random musings we ended the recording session with, including Bill Cosby's eyes, rapist eyes, etcetera. Etcetera. We hope that you join us next time where the episode will be all about the animals as we delve into some admissions of guilt, as well as some interesting stories about our younger selves with pets. So please join us again next time at our same bet time, same bet channel, where you can always find the Miller Morning Man House.

Josh Scramble:

And also remember to shop at socoolshirts.com, the place to be vocal and shop local. Anyway, so Bill Cosby.

Jerry Pancake:

Getting back on getting back on something important.

Josh Scramble:

So his eyes, he's got one, like, wonky, like, eye and then one looking at you dead on. So, like, that's what his eyes look like.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, man. He looks bad.

Josh Scramble:

Well, he's 87 years old, and he's been filled up with all that rape.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I mean all that out. Cut out. Feel so bad.

Josh Scramble:

Why do you feel bad?

Elizabeth Benedict:

Because he looks so bad. Well, yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Well, he shouldn't feel bad

Elizabeth Benedict:

for him.

Josh Scramble:

He can rape this. Rapist.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Know he's an old man too.

Josh Scramble:

Well Well, that doesn't excuse you for giving

Jerry Pancake:

personality, but, like, I would say that

Josh Scramble:

I mean, this asshole was, like

Elizabeth Benedict:

No. No. I know exactly what

Josh Scramble:

he did. I mean, by morning, he's pitching pudding pops, and then by evening, he's, you know, hey. We're checking him in the car.

Jerry Pancake:

Against their will. Sticking his put and pop in places.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I should be I should be criticizing what he did, not his was I

Josh Scramble:

That's just karma

Jerry Pancake:

for me. Yeah. No. I like

Josh Scramble:

wouldn't that be something though if, like, you were a rapist? Like, that was the condition they call, like, rapist eye?

Jerry Pancake:

Like, you just you would get it if you raped.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Like, eventually, you would get that wonky eye, and everyone You

Elizabeth Benedict:

make the police's job a lot easier.

Josh Scramble:

Everyone will be like, oh. Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

Well, once g once Jesus comes back, maybe he can make that happen.

Elizabeth Benedict:

That'd be so nice.

Josh Scramble:

Jesus is never coming back.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I'll put that in my prayers.

Jerry Pancake:

He's just alright with me.

Josh Scramble:

That's according to the Doobie brothers.

Jerry Pancake:

The gospel according to the Doobie brothers is a better version of the Bible. I will contend than any of the other ones.

Josh Scramble:

Nowadays and gentlemen, I'd like to read the chapter of long train running.

Jerry Pancake:

This is lit me up on a whole other, thing because so in the Bible, I don't know if you know this about the bible, but they there is music in the bible, but, like, since it's a book, it can't play the music. Usually how that works.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Usually with hymns?

Jerry Pancake:

Hymn, though. Yeah. Like, Psalms isn't Psalms where all the songs are?

Elizabeth Benedict:

I don't know. I really don't. I feel so You

Jerry Pancake:

know? I've Saw a new guy. Neither one of you went to CCD.

Josh Scramble:

I did. I had some I went I went to CCD with my friend once, and I wanted to shoot myself. Oh, you know what? You're right. Yes.

Josh Scramble:

It wasn't that bad. There were hot Christ.

Elizabeth Benedict:

It wasn't

Josh Scramble:

that bad.

Jerry Pancake:

There were hot chicks there. No.

Jerry Pancake:

You're right.

Josh Scramble:

Not in this church.

Jerry Pancake:

The hymns are Psalm Yeah.

Josh Scramble:

Psalm, whatever. This and then this

Elizabeth Benedict:

chapter. Whatever. Because but,

Jerry Pancake:

like, you would think those Psalms would be intermingled, so it's almost like a soundtrack to the bible. So where you're like, oh, well, this Cain is gonna kill Abel, so we played this song.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Too bad they didn't think that all the way through.

Josh Scramble:

You think that when that came up, it was he's not he's not heavy. He's just my brother. I don't think

Elizabeth Benedict:

they ever saw that this writing would have ever lasted this long.

Jerry Pancake:

Even in the Jesus movies, they don't really have good soundtrack. So the next time, I'm just gonna I mean, from a perspective of someone that, like, doesn't really watch Jesus y movies. But if you do, if you're planning on doing one

Josh Scramble:

Put a better soundtrack? Like

Jerry Pancake:

yeah. Like, make it cool. Like, don't be like a nerd. Haven tracks? Yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, I don't want It's

Josh Scramble:

gonna be perfect. Running with the devil.

Jerry Pancake:

Like, Jesus comes out to everybody wants some.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I have to be honest, though. Some of that evangelical music, those bands are actually pretty good.

Jerry Pancake:

Like Creed?

Elizabeth Benedict:

I don't I don't know. I don't know.

Josh Scramble:

Can you taste

Elizabeth Benedict:

me? But that sounded great, though.

Josh Scramble:

I was just 6 feet from

Elizabeth Benedict:

the universes.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Is Creed an evangelical? They know.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. That guy is very Jesus y. Was he's he's very The music, Christian?

Elizabeth Benedict:

Music, though, that's really like, they're Well, yeah.

Jerry Pancake:

I like them. I'm sorry to say it. I do I do like them.

Elizabeth Benedict:

It's kinda good. Creed. Oh, Creed? It was cool. I love Creed.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I didn't know they

Josh Scramble:

were catchy, but yeah.

Elizabeth Benedict:

All you guys do is just sit

Elizabeth Benedict:

up there and talk about how fucking cool you are.

Josh Scramble:

WSBR Super Beach Raid.

Jerry Pancake:

Let them moan in madhouse.

Josh Scramble:

Talking all that crazy at a job.

Josh Scramble:

Pancake and the scramble.

Josh Scramble:

Audio breakfast with your favorite guys.

Creators and Guests

Elizabeth Benedict
Host
Elizabeth Benedict
Our resident “queen of sass and class,” Elizabeth brings her sharp wit and fearless opinions to the Miller Morning Madhouse.
Jerry Pancake
Host
Jerry Pancake
Co-host and resident personality on SoCoolPodcast, Jerry Pancake is equal parts entertainer, storyteller, and small-town legend. Hailing from Miller Beach, Indiana, Jerry brings his unique blend of local flavor, humor, and unfiltered thoughts to every episode. With roots in a community that’s as gritty as it is endearing, Jerry tackles everything from obscure trivia and wild local tales to sharp, laugh-out-loud commentary on anything under the sun. Known for his off-the-cuff insights and a knack for capturing the “what if” moments of life, he’s the heart of the SoCoolPodcast.
Josh Scramble
Host
Josh Scramble
Josh Scramble, the man with the voice that sounds like your favorite diner’s third cup of coffee—strong, a little gritty, and just the right amount of warm. Scramble isn’t just a co-host on the Miller Morning Madhouse, he’s the ultimate sidekick and instigator. With a knack for digging up Miller Beach's wildest stories, he's known for his quick-witted comebacks and unique comedic edge. Beyond his mic persona, Josh moonlights as a creator of beloved characters like Chuck Roundsteak, a voice that’s been gracing airwaves and kitchens for a decade. When he's not stirring up a laugh or two, you can find him diving deep into the latest Yelp review drama or holding court at local trivia nights with his All In Jest event series. He’s here to remind us all that life’s too short not to laugh at the absurd—and Josh has plenty of it in store.