Miller Morning Madhouse S1E5: Suicide by Charleston...
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Miller Morning Madhouse S1E5: Suicide by Charleston...

SoCool Danellia:

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Josh Scramble:

WSPR Super Beach Radio. The best issue between Rush and Ripper.

Jerry Pancake:

Close as you can, without it being in your mouth. So, like, just the just the tip.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Just the tip. I can do that.

Josh Scramble:

Elizabeth Benedict. I think I do like that better than Elizabeth Short Stack.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I do

Jerry Pancake:

too. I've already named her that. So

Josh Scramble:

Wow. Where did we name that? Figure that

Elizabeth Benedict:

out at, Flamingo?

Jerry Pancake:

Hey there, folks. Welcome back to the Miller Morning Mad House. Episode 5 is here, and this time, we're diving into the wild story of William Fulton, the former mayor of Gary, Indiana whose jazz age annex and tragic end are the stuff of local legend. Today's episode is brought to you by So Cool shirts, keeping you looking sharp since, well, whenever we got started and by the great state of Indiana. But really, it's not that bad.

Jerry Pancake:

I'm your host Jerry Pancake, and with me today is none other than Josh Scramble serving up the news, sports, and whatever else crosses his mind and making her debut on the show. We've got the incredibly sharp Elizabeth Benedict here to keep us honest and or at least try. So kick back. Maybe throw on your favorite So Cool shirt and let's get into the gritty history of Gary's jazz age and the life of William Fulton. Always remember, you can, subscribe and rate us on all the stuff, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and the like helps keep things rolling.

Jerry Pancake:

So here we go.

Weird Al:

When I am in Miller Beach doing cocaine and deporting people, I listen to the Miller Morning Mad House with Limtuk, Jerry Pancake, and Josh Scramble. I mean, they make me laugh because it's the dumbest radio show I come to play. But I can't get enough. They love the game so much.

Jerry Pancake:

Alright. All you cool cats out there, today, we got a fresh face in the madhouse, our resident true crime detective, Elizabeth Benedict. Elizabeth is known for digging up dark secrets with the focus of someone on their second cup of black coffee or something else that might keep you awake and the persistence of a fork heading for the last pancake or someone's throat.

Josh Scramble:

That too. You know?

Jerry Pancake:

It happens here.

Josh Scramble:

It was Elizabeth in the conservatory with the fork?

Elizabeth Benedict:

You never know.

Jerry Pancake:

Rumor has it, she's even passed up a breakfast buffet to track down a lead, which is a dedication at the level we all admire. Like, except if you would pass up that breakfast buffet if it was at a certain restaurant that has a very loud DJ most of the time. Today, she's back to gritty, gritty, scandalous story from 19 thirties Gary, and we all love the jazz age. Josh Scramble. Right?

Josh Scramble:

Oh, yeah. We all love the jazz age. Don't you know?

Elizabeth Benedict:

It's had great things.

Josh Scramble:

Had great things. All the cocaine dancing and horse.

Jerry Pancake:

They had cocaine in the jazz times? Jerry. I thought it was just the,

Josh Scramble:

the Soon? They've had the cocaine in around for

Jerry Pancake:

a while. I thought it was just the weed. What did they call it?

Josh Scramble:

You got warmed up with the wacky tabacky, but then you went to the nose candy real quick, you see.

Jerry Pancake:

In that reefer madness, they called it something like jazz sticks or something like it. Some weird thing. But, anyway, in the the politics in Gary are are a 100% always, a 100% of the time, corrupt. It was no different back in the jazz age in 19 thirties, Gary. This is about a former mayor.

Josh Scramble:

True story.

Jerry Pancake:

What had happened to him. And so let's hand this the mic to Elizabeth Benedict and let her tell the story.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Thanks, Jerry.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, you're welcome.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Alright. Well, now while Jerry's over there with his breakfast platter, I'm here to serve up something even juicier. A tale from 1930. This isn't your typical eggs and bacon story, folks. We're talking about the story of William j Fulton, former mayor of Gary who started as a rising star in the city's political scene, but ended up, well, toast.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Imagine in 1930, Gary's jazz age in full swing with jazz pouring from clubs, the steel note, hot and bothered, and stacks and sacks. Think smoke filled rooms, locals doing the Charleston, shady deals done over late night scrambled eggs at Miller's Mix and Mingle. That was really a thing.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. That's a that's a club from the jazz age. I I wish it was back, though, to unfortunately, like, we don't have a lot of good places to go.

Elizabeth Benedict:

No. And, honestly have where to make some mango?

Jerry Pancake:

Well, I would head over there right now if it was if they had it. Because the flamingo's closed tonight. So What about hot and bothered? I would go to hot and bothered.

Josh Scramble:

That actually sounds like it'd be the next strip club to hit Gary. Hot and bothered?

Elizabeth Benedict:

If need one more.

Jerry Pancake:

So do you think they have food, and do you think that they serve it in a reasonable amount of time at any of these clubs?

Elizabeth Benedict:

I think it more describes the waitresses.

Josh Scramble:

Honestly, like, I I just can't get my eyes off of the late night scrambled eggs. Like, can you imagine how the killer that would do that? Like, if imagine Flamingo if they served breakfast at 1 AM. Oh my god. That would be, like,

Elizabeth Benedict:

that would be ultimate. How late?

Jerry Pancake:

1 to 3. Like a Denny's.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Like, 1 to 3. Last call for both booze and oh.

Elizabeth Benedict:

And crunchy hash browns.

Josh Scramble:

Booze and breakfast, last call. Scramble and hash at 2 AM.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Oh my god.

Jerry Pancake:

Scramble and hash is the new morning show that's coming out, next year.

Josh Scramble:

Once we fire you.

Jerry Pancake:

Once once on fire, Scramble and Hash will be coming out. But, yeah, that it would be wonderful if if the flamingo did a 1 in the morning, breakfast. But in 1930, apparently, we had a lot of, these clubs, and, they were doing the Charleston. And I I don't know if you've ever seen someone do the Charleston.

Josh Scramble:

It's not it's not fun to watch.

Jerry Pancake:

It looks like a sped up. Like, the you know, people do those sped up videos on the TikTok. Are you on the TikTok, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth Benedict:

I know what you're referring to, but I do like the originals. They do do a really nice job.

Jerry Pancake:

The OG I know the podcast. Yeah.

Elizabeth Benedict:

It's like new songs.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, do they oh.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Did Charleston, like, sped up because it's a new song?

Josh Scramble:

I just love that Jerry calls it the TikTok. The TikTok. The TikTok. TikTok.

Jerry Pancake:

The TikTok.

Elizabeth Benedict:

The kids are out there.

Josh Scramble:

Well, you know, they're out there doing the TikToks, and I don't know why I went to Bill Cosby.

Jerry Pancake:

This. I mean, he's not doing any TikToks these days because him dead.

Josh Scramble:

Oh. Well, he's not dead. He's not he's not dead. Bill Cosby? His career, that's dead, but he is very

Jerry Pancake:

much alive. I always make there should be.

Josh Scramble:

Right? No. Wow. You guys need to read a paper because no. He got out of jail.

Josh Scramble:

Oh. And he is now living at home with his complicit wife.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I thought justice was served. Camille

Josh Scramble:

Camille, they're very much both alive.

Jerry Pancake:

Come give me a fucking break. That's not true.

Josh Scramble:

I swear to god. I would not lie to you about something like that. He is so he's he is alive eating Jell O Pudding Pops in Connecticut with his wife. Is

Elizabeth Benedict:

he dying?

Jerry Pancake:

He's sucking some toes. Right?

Elizabeth Benedict:

Is it because he's dying?

Josh Scramble:

Well, I mean, everybody's dying. It's just that old. Well, yeah. But he's still alive.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Like a hospice release or something?

Josh Scramble:

No. They let him out on a technicality.

Jerry Pancake:

I thought he died.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Oh, we

Elizabeth Benedict:

gotta do some research, Jerry.

Jerry Pancake:

I The research is so

Josh Scramble:

been all over the fucking TV for you. Personal research.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, OJ was the one that died.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. OJ's daughter. Wow. Well, god's gonna be racist there, man. Messed up at all.

Jerry Pancake:

Damn. Evil people live like, the the good people die younger than the evil people, so that's why OJ died.

Josh Scramble:

Well, maybe that's why Billy Joel wrote that song, OJ died young. That's why it's a song.

Jerry Pancake:

So so, yeah, I didn't know that, that Bill Cosby was alive, but I do remember when he faked that he was blind. Do you remember that?

Josh Scramble:

Well, I the one eye is definitely blind because he's got, like, that, you know, you know, when you have, like, a dog that

Jerry Pancake:

has, like, 1 eye, like, the glaucoma eye? 1 eye

Josh Scramble:

yeah. That's that's that's the new nineties band, 1 eye blind.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, excuse me. 1 eye blind is my new favorite band.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Is he, like, lazy, or is it small?

Josh Scramble:

No. It's that's what she said. He is he is he

Elizabeth Benedict:

is one of those. Right?

Jerry Pancake:

Like, a tiny eye?

Elizabeth Benedict:

He's got a small

Josh Scramble:

He's got, like, a lazy cloudy one, like, you know Or is it like?

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, yeah. Like the like like

Josh Scramble:

Droopy like you had a stroke?

Elizabeth Benedict:

I need a picture of him. I can't remember.

Jerry Pancake:

Jesus.

Josh Scramble:

Oh, you know, it's Bring it.

Jerry Pancake:

Good old one eyed Cosby.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Tangent.

Josh Scramble:

Well, that's

Jerry Pancake:

that's And giving you the one eyed Cosby had a different meaning back when he was a healthy man.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Giving you the one at Cosby. That's

Jerry Pancake:

He did that a lot. Anyway,

Josh Scramble:

get Cosby. Oh,

Jerry Pancake:

speaking of people from the jazz age, Bill Cosby, ladies and gentlemen. Well subject there. It it was Well, you was, like,

Elizabeth Benedict:

shaking hands and kissing babies, I think.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Okay. So this guy, this fella, named Fulton is the mayor, and, we're talking about how what he did in the jazz age.

Elizabeth Benedict:

19 thirties.

Jerry Pancake:

Okay. Go ahead. Right. Elizabeth Benedict.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Alright. So shaking hands and kissing babies, maybe doing a little extra on the side by early 1930, though. Things started heating up more than my morning coffee. Rumors spread of corruption, dirty money, hidden deals, and suddenly, Fulton found himself in a spotlight for all of the wrong reasons. Now here's where it gets juicy.

Elizabeth Benedict:

May 15, 1930 with accusations flying faster than flapjacks on the griddle. Fulton retreated to his lake house on Oak Avenue.

Josh Scramble:

Right here. Very close. Stone's throw.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Yeah. And on, May 17th, he was found dead. Initially, it was a suicide. Folks at Fulton's Downbeat, his own namesake club weren't buying it. Do you

Jerry Pancake:

think there are relatives of the people that are on the day shift at Flamingo at Fulton's Downbeat at that time?

Josh Scramble:

Oh god. And so, like, 3rd generation.

Jerry Pancake:

3rd generation camo.

Josh Scramble:

Day shift. Oh. I shouldn't name names. Schools?

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Like, so, like, someone's grandfather

Elizabeth Benedict:

like, oh, I see what you're saying.

Josh Scramble:

The people

Elizabeth Benedict:

that are locals nowadays, they're

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Actually, we were while we were kinda talking about this, like, a couple weeks ago, like, you know, I've been in Miller so long. My great great grandfather was getting drunk at 9 AM down at Fulton's Down Beat.

Elizabeth Benedict:

It was called generational

Jerry Pancake:

Alcoholism. Like, it follows you. Yeah. It's in your genes, apparently. My mom always said that I would be an alcoholic.

Jerry Pancake:

She was right. A few things she was right about. But no. Like, I just think about it like this the generations, these people that say they've lived in Miller for, like, a 100 years or whatever, they might have been at Fulton's Downbeat or Hot and Bothered or one of these fabulous clubs, like Miller's mix and mingle.

Josh Scramble:

Someone's grandfather had to be at that club.

Jerry Pancake:

I know.

Josh Scramble:

I'm sure

Elizabeth Benedict:

there's plenty. Plenty that actually knew him.

Jerry Pancake:

So what happened to him?

Elizabeth Benedict:

Oh, okay. So they were buying it. They said things like Fulton knew too much or he crossed the wrong guy over a hot and bothered quote quote unquote, hinting that the scrambled mess of Gary's politics might have pushed him to the edge.

Josh Scramble:

So either he was framed or he just couldn't take the corruption and end it at all?

Elizabeth Benedict:

It sounds like, basically, he didn't commit suicide, so I don't know.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, I think he killed himself. Here. You just wanna I think

Josh Scramble:

Also, like, it's 19 thirties. Like, how much could really be going on in Gary? Like, although there was a lot of shit going on, I mean, steel mills were kicking in full stream. Like, people were dying, getting dumped into liquid steel. And What?

Josh Scramble:

I don't I there was no safety back then. Like, that's why there was 50,000 workers. Like, one fell in the melt molten pit and, you know, you just put another one up. Oh,

Jerry Pancake:

this it was in the New York Times, apparently.

Josh Scramble:

Well, Gary used to be something.

Elizabeth Benedict:

The amount of, like, murders I'm sorry. Being from Illinois, the amount of murders and serial killers and conspiracies in Indiana has blown my mind.

Josh Scramble:

Well, I mean, Jerry's dad knew, like, half of those serial killers.

Jerry Pancake:

He did. He has met a lot of them. Gacy. Some people even say it's Jerry's

Josh Scramble:

dad that inspired all the murder.

Elizabeth Benedict:

You know, Belle Gunness? You know that story with, like Yeah. My mother-in-law has collected all of this information, written like a screenplay. Great great

Josh Scramble:

great info.

Jerry Pancake:

Okay. Is that the La Porte lady?

Josh Scramble:

I can't remember.

Elizabeth Benedict:

But it's basically she invited men to her house Yes.

Josh Scramble:

Killed them.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. That's the La Porte lady. She run

Josh Scramble:

that she run an Airbnb and She did.

Jerry Pancake:

Her did.

Elizabeth Benedict:

In the in the paper.

Jerry Pancake:

She was Yeah. She would advertise for, like Well, you know Hey. Are you a transient that has no family? I'll rent you a room for, like, $10.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Basically, she burned down the whole house.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Oh, when she was

Elizabeth Benedict:

She may or may not have lived.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. No one knows. She was a handsome woman. Look at this mayor Fulton fuck.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Okay. Here we go.

Jerry Pancake:

Just and it's hard to describe.

Josh Scramble:

You see the guy on the left there?

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. This so this

Josh Scramble:

Oh my god. Like, I literally worked with a guy that is, like, almost spitting image of him.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. Well, he looks like a like a he would be probably at any clan rally

Josh Scramble:

back in those times. Flogged himself after seeing a woman doing a Charleston.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Nice. He seems nice.

Jerry Pancake:

He seems like a nice white very white guy.

Josh Scramble:

White shit.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Like h?

Josh Scramble:

Powder was less white.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, they had to probably like, they had to put shadows in just so you see a face on the white background because, like, otherwise, it would be super white. And then there is another guy that apparently defeated him, this Roswell Johnson. No offense to anyone that's related to either of these 2 fuckers.

Josh Scramble:

Well, Roswell Johnson, you know, I just had to advertise this you know, his campaign slogans. Go with the man with the tan, not old way. I mean

Elizabeth Benedict:

What's the police report? Honestly, the police

Jerry Pancake:

report. So let's look at it. Hey. This is a we we are doing audio only for the podcast.

Josh Scramble:

So Yeah. That's very

Jerry Pancake:

true. That is imagining what these visuals look like.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Links are in the notes.

Jerry Pancake:

It looks, it looks just like you would think, in the 19 twenties.

Josh Scramble:

It is our thirties, but spot on.

Elizabeth Benedict:

That one out.

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, look at those hats. Would you wear one of those hats? Point? No. They're like a bucket hat almost?

Elizabeth Benedict:

Yeah. Like, the low the low waist dresses.

Jerry Pancake:

Oh, yeah. Low hey, man. You don't want a high skirt because you wanna when you're doing that Charleston, you want it to swing around real, like,

Josh Scramble:

give it a turner effect going with the our skirt swinging?

Jerry Pancake:

It it's a Titanic look for sure if if anybody knows what

Josh Scramble:

mean, that was just a few years before.

Jerry Pancake:

Yeah. If anybody knows what the people looked at, like, on the Titanic in the movie, This is what they looked at, like, in Gary here.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Wait. When was the Titanic? Wasn't this a little earlier?

Josh Scramble:

Titanic was the 3rd 31? Wait.

Jerry Pancake:

What's the name of the Titanic? 33.

Josh Scramble:

Well, hang on. Jerry, they didn't give us the day off, so I don't remember it.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Well, the Titanic was higher class, though.

Josh Scramble:

Hey. Most of the people that died on the Titanic were just regular old folk.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Well, in the movie.

Josh Scramble:

I prefer that they invented that story that they trapped all the poor people underneath to let the riches get off. I They think of that.

Jerry Pancake:

They did always. Rich people were way more important than poor people, and it's still the case. I'm loud.

Josh Scramble:

They're more catered. No.

Elizabeth Benedict:

They're not more important. They're more catered to.

Josh Scramble:

Yeah. Well, this shows how much I paid attention in school. The Titanic was 20 years before this in 1912.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I knew it.

Jerry Pancake:

How did they so I think back about these days, and I just think Randomly? I you know, I can't remember them because I wasn't born for, like, 70 years or whatever after. But, I think

Elizabeth Benedict:

Me too. How the fuck

Jerry Pancake:

did they make this shit in the 9 in 1906? How do you make a ship like that? A lot of people probably died.

Josh Scramble:

Easy. It was

Jerry Pancake:

very dangerous. Have you ever seen a bolt, like, from the Titanic? It was like

Josh Scramble:

can they that's why you're asking. Like, the steel mill. Yeah. Like, 9 tons of people died.

Elizabeth Benedict:

Can we compare it to the Titanic plunge of that submarine?

Jerry Pancake:

I mean, How do

Elizabeth Benedict:

you do that?

Josh Scramble:

Well, that was built with, like,

Jerry Pancake:

their cut

Josh Scramble:

someone just went out and welded 2 trash cans together and then decided to use those, like, PlayStation controller.

Jerry Pancake:

That Titanic, submarine or whatever, that thing was, like, a, I think, a Timu. They got it at Timu. Like and they were like, oh, man. I got a great deal on this submarine, and and I'm gonna charge people $250,000, and it's got, like, a PlayStation controller.

Josh Scramble:

Hey, Bob. You know, we we could buy this really nice one on Amazon for 300,000, but I found this one on Timu for half the cost.

Jerry Pancake:

Dude, you would think millionaires would be, like, super smart and be like, oh, show me the control how do you control this thing? And they just get, like, a, like, a PlayStation controller out, and they're like, with this. Like I mean, like, I'm not getting on that fucking thing. You're nuts.

Josh Scramble:

You remember Metal Gear Solid? I'm using the same exact controller for this.

Jerry Pancake:

We went back to the PlayStation 1 because it's more reliable.

Josh Scramble:

No rumble stick.

Jerry Pancake:

And it was like a Bluetooth too. It wasn't even wired in. I'm like, man, you better have everything wired in in a summary.

Josh Scramble:

Well, also, that was my favorite thing about that whole summary. Like, the fact that there was a billionaire and his son who died on it, like, kudos to you for dying for your dumbass decisions. That was my favorite thing. Like, I couldn't have been happier when I heard that. It's dark, and I don't care.

Josh Scramble:

I could not have been happier that they were that stupid. Like, I hope the money goes to some charity or at least it

Jerry Pancake:

It won't. It'll go to the relatives of those terrible people that will poor decisions. They will also be terrible with their body and

Josh Scramble:

mouth. Year old girl, like, I'm gonna go buy a new wardrobe because my dad died on a submarine because he was stupid. Thoughts?

Jerry Pancake:

No. Elizabeth Benedict?

Josh Scramble:

You wanna talk to try?

Elizabeth Benedict:

To cry. That's correct. Illegal gambling, moonshine, and murder. And

Jerry Pancake:

Okay. So we're looking at this.

Elizabeth Benedict:

I was distracted. I don't even I can't I was just saying. I'm so sorry.

Jerry Pancake:

I I wanna give a shout out to this website, and I don't know who's doing it, but it's called, r gary stories dot com, and this is a real website. And I had I had come upon this, I don't know, a couple years ago when I when I could not sleep, which is often, and I'm just googling on my phone, and I wanna know about what was going on in the early 1900 in the town that I live in.

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Jerry Pancake:

It's the only trivia night where the questions are just as unpredictable as the answers. Join us if you dare and a shout out to the Miller Community Theatre, also at the Marshall J Gardner Center, where the local stars shine bright. Big thanks to the MBACD for hosting these awesome events and making Miller Beach the place to be. Thanks for hanging out with us, Miller Beach. We will be back next Sunday, hopefully, with a brand new episode.

Jerry Pancake:

That is if we are not too hungover. No promises. But stay cool, stay crazy, and keep supporting the madhouse.

Josh Scramble:

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Elizabeth Benedict:

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Josh Scramble:

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Jerry Pancake:

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Josh Scramble:

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Elizabeth Benedict
Host
Elizabeth Benedict
Our resident “queen of sass and class,” Elizabeth brings her sharp wit and fearless opinions to the Miller Morning Madhouse.
Jerry Pancake
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Jerry Pancake
Co-host and resident personality on SoCoolPodcast, Jerry Pancake is equal parts entertainer, storyteller, and small-town legend. Hailing from Miller Beach, Indiana, Jerry brings his unique blend of local flavor, humor, and unfiltered thoughts to every episode. With roots in a community that’s as gritty as it is endearing, Jerry tackles everything from obscure trivia and wild local tales to sharp, laugh-out-loud commentary on anything under the sun. Known for his off-the-cuff insights and a knack for capturing the “what if” moments of life, he’s the heart of the SoCoolPodcast.
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Josh Scramble
Josh Scramble, the man with the voice that sounds like your favorite diner’s third cup of coffee—strong, a little gritty, and just the right amount of warm. Scramble isn’t just a co-host on the Miller Morning Madhouse, he’s the ultimate sidekick and instigator. With a knack for digging up Miller Beach's wildest stories, he's known for his quick-witted comebacks and unique comedic edge. Beyond his mic persona, Josh moonlights as a creator of beloved characters like Chuck Roundsteak, a voice that’s been gracing airwaves and kitchens for a decade. When he's not stirring up a laugh or two, you can find him diving deep into the latest Yelp review drama or holding court at local trivia nights with his All In Jest event series. He’s here to remind us all that life’s too short not to laugh at the absurd—and Josh has plenty of it in store.