Miller Morning Madhouse S1E2: Her Hole had Lots of Visitors...

All you guys do is just sit up there

and talk about how fucking cool you are.

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Today, we observe you, mister In an area where people are just trying to enjoy the sand and warm weather, you decide you need to make your presence felt.

Look at

you. When your friend says, surely no one can irritate everyone on the beach, you say, hold my beer.

This won't be relaxing.

And then you proceed to play the 20 minute long version of Oons Oons Oons by DJ No Talent at a volume usually reserved for afterburners on fighter jets.

I've lost all my hearing.

What? Here's to your journey back to the marina, mister loud music bow guy, bon voyage.

Good morning, Miller Beach. Welcome to episode 2 of the Miller Morning Mad House. I am your host, Jerry Pancake. And as always, the man with the plan, though it's probably scribbled on a napkin, Josh Scramble is right here with me. First of all, huge thank you to all our listeners for the love on episode 1.

We couldn't do this without you and we wouldn't want to. Today, we're diving into, the untold saga of Jerry Clemens behind little behind the music or behind the panties. It's a it's a it is a tribute to Jerry and, also very, very funny story. We hope you like it. Jerry is playing on Wednesday this week at the Flamingo, and I believe that is tomorrow, the 9th October.

So catch him at the Flamingo tomorrow night. Maybe we will see you there. Quick shout out to our sponsors. So Cool Shirts. If you're not rocking their tees, what are you even doing with your life?

And of course, romantics because sometimes love needs a little extra help and you know what we mean. Also, we are still looking for a weather person. We have some excerpts in today's episode, so you can maybe, I don't know, vote for which one you think is the best or whatever. But if you've got a knack for predicting rain or just wanna make stuff up, please give us a shout out or a call. Our phone number is 219-200 4280.

Buckle up, folks. Miller Beach may be hard, but the madhouse is harder. Let's go.

This was way bigger than I thought it would ever be.

I can promise you I'll be brutally honest.

That's all I can promise you.

I'm lying to lies and told I beat the price for it.

It was a very surreal, insane experience.

6 songs in. I heard the guy open up the worst night of my life. People were telling me to hang it up. I did the total opposite. Here we go.

I thought about the Jerry Clemons behind the music because there's, I don't know if you've heard this, and Jerry Clemens is a beloved figure here. He is a singer. He sings here, I don't know, every 17 times a week. So if there are is a day in a week, Jerry Clemens is gigging somewhere in the region here, but, he's had a recent controversy where he has been hacked or his persona has been hacked. I don't know if you heard about this.

I did not. It's really, really interesting. So someone has hacked him, and they're making bootleg Jerry Clemons merchandise. You mean knock off Nick Danger? It just has Jerry Clemens' name on it and his his head Uh-huh.

Like his face, and they made, like, t shirts, and they're like, they they look like AI made them potentially. Like, they just fed AI a picture of Jerry Clemens and have them design like a rock t shirt. And they also made, panties, like a g string. It's a Jerry in your pants. And yeah.

And so, so what had happened was Jerry now had to go on social media and say that, like, he's not selling T shirts other than at his gigs.

So that's what that was about? Yeah. I didn't I had I had no context on that, so I don't wasn't sure what was going on.

I thought he was calling me out for selling so cool, shirts, but, no, there is a panties with his face on them. That's And, that's

scary. Why? I mean

I, once bought, not my current wife, Jen Pancake, but my ex wife, Myra Pancake, she I bought her a Van Halen thong once.

You were running with the devil for

a minute. I mean, I thought it was a great idea. She I don't think she liked. I don't know that she ever wore it, but my brother made fun of me for a long time for that one. But, yeah, Jerry Clements has a bootlegger out there, and, apparently, this is, like, something that it it happens to local musicians that someone, like, commandeers their persona and tries to sell shirts to their fans.

And, apparently, Jerry has a big fan base.

Well, I mean, Jerry is beloved, and he he's a great guy. We love him to death, but that is a very niche market. Okay. How many Jerry

Clemens are shirts? Like, I have very popular themes for a lot of the shirts on so cool shirts.com, and, like, they are not selling, like, a ton of shirts. And so a niche market like Jerry Clemons' panties

Unless they were, like, his actual, like

And I wanna say they were, like, $35 too, which puts it out of the range for

Usually, $35 you're paying for previously used panties. Well, I

think you pay a $135 for those.

Well, it's not it's not my, freak, but you never There are

a lot of people that pay for weird stuff these days. But, yeah, I just thought that was a a crazy story that someone just took his head and put it on, like, some shirts and panties.

It needs to be someone that knew him. Like, you don't just go around

saying know.

Like Well, there's a guy that seems to get some attention. Let's let's steal his 100 fans and make them buy knock off.

My thing is is it how is it worth the effort? Like, what's the ROI on that? Because That

well, that's what I meant. Like, that's a very niche market you're after.

Like, you gotta open up a shopping cart. You gotta put your bank information in there, get approved for your merchant account to sell this bootleg Jerry Clemons merchandise. Like, we're in Gary. You could sell bootleg Michael Jackson merchandise here. Well, what is the name of the website?

Like, are you Jerry Sherman's panties.com? No. It was like a Facebook one of those Facebook ads Oh. Where it just takes you to the checkout and it was just like a AI Jerry Clemens.

So one of those things, like, you're scrolling around at 2 AM and you realize I need some Jerry Clemens panties.

Yeah. And, checkout now. Our our own weather girl posted about it, and she said that Jerry just Pam was, oh, I shouldn't say her name, but Jerry's girlfriend, she said, Sam, do you know about these panties that Jerry is selling? Which is not

the best way to put it.

And I like, to be honest, I thought this might be real. Jerry Clemens might have been like, you know, I've I've I get propositioned at all my gigs by these slightly older ladies.

The cougar

crowd. And, hey, man. Maybe they wanna wear my head in their crotch. Figuratively and literally. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. So I was like, hey, good for Jerry. Because if I'm like Jerry's age and I can do all the shit that he's doing, not a bad way to go. No. But also, like I mean, he's not dead.

No. God, no. Very much alive.

Sorry. But also alarm anyone.

I suddenly have a new goal in my life. Like, if someone is willing to put my face on their panties, like, it's kind of weirdly complimentary.

Yeah. It's like me going on Facebook and let's, like, oh, there's a Josh scramble shirt that someone made. And, like but you didn't make it.

No. I mean, but imitation is supposedly the best form of flattery.

And then it's like, oh my god. I have so many fans that someone just, like, made this, like, a fan fiction thing.

I don't I don't know if Josh scrambled panties would work all that well with the you know, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. Might not be the

I mean, you don't wanna break any fertilized eggs.

Yo. Well, I wasn't even going there. I was just thinking of

in the United States or Indiana. Not anymore.

But apparently, you can eat

dog now.

So, I mean,

I see a sea flash to make them hot and so sweet.

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I've got a song. I ain't got no melody.

I'm a gonna sing it to my friends.

I've got a song that ain't got no melody.

I'm a gonna sing it to my friend when I go around and survive.

I'm Jerry Pancake with the Miller Morning Man House. And for today's weather and beach conditions, we go to Jenny pork belly ham hock.

You know, Jerry, it's gonna be cloudy with the chance of lip tarts.

Okay. Thanks for that update. Is there any other information that, we need on the weather, like maybe the temperature or something like that.

Why don't you ask your boyfriend, Chad?

Chad? Who's Chad?

Chad GPT.

And who is that?

I hear you talking to him all day long down here in the basement.

Okay. You mean chat GPT?

I don't know. I don't know anything about this gay eye.

Gay eye? What do you mean? It's AI. Chat gpt is a a tool.

It's not what I hear.

What do you hear?

You in the basement talking to Chad, g p t.

I'm very polite with him.

Oh, yeah. You're very polite.

What kinds of things do you hear me saying to him?

Thank you and you're welcome and all the other hand jobs talk you always like to do.

It's a very hand job focused show. But anyway, do you have any anything to add as far as the weather or information about the beach? You know, we're in Miller Beach. We kinda need to know this stuff.

Well, if there's any illegals down there, you don't have to worry about anything, Jerry.

The illegal? Welcome back to the Miller Morning Mad House. I am Jerry Pancake. So we are workshopping this show, and, of course, we welcome your fan suggestions on any characters that we may be able to add to the show, fictional or real, you can email us at contact at socoolshirts.com, your place to buy cool shirts. So this is a little conversation that, Josh Scramble and I had about adding a couple characters to the show.

We have some suggestions here from some fans. Oh, let's hear what the fans have to say. And, I think that some of the fans want to see well, they want a lady, so someone's gonna have to either play a lady or be a lady. So some of the fans have suggested Benny the biscuit gravy, and he does sports.

Benny the biscuit gravy.

Here he comes from loud, rough around the edges sports junkie who used to play semi pro everything. That sounds like That sounds like Maybe Donnie

Oh. Gravy. Oh, Donnie the biscuit gravy.

I like that. The sports guy is Donnie the biscuit gravy. He has played everything. He's, he likes greasy food and hard hits with a personality as a sausage gravy. Jeez.

This is Donnie. Itself.

That's Donnie completely. That has to be it.

He dishes out sports commentary like he's working the grill at a diner. Fast, hot, and a little too greasy. I don't know if I like that description.

Do our fans possibly know because this sounds odd.

I mean, we're gonna have to bleep his name because

Oh, sorry.

He probably has it trademarked knowing him.

Sure he does. I mean

There's a one and only. Alright. So this is the introduction apparently for this, Donnie, the bits biscuit. His segment is called Donnie's Biscuit Blitz. Alright, you bacon lovers.

It's time for Benny's Biscuit Blitz from football to fist fights. Boy, this is they have got him pegged, whoever this fan is, tough and nasty. We're talking about it. Pour yourself a strong one. It's gonna be a messy recap.

And that I mean, we we will consider that, definitely.

I don't know whoever our fans are know exactly who they're talking about.

Yeah. If this is gonna be the Miller Morning Zoo, Donnie, the biscuit gravy is definitely gonna be our sports guy. And, they want a lady, and it it has suggested here Sunny sizzle, but I'm gonna say Stacy sizzle. No?

I don't know. Stacy Who's got

a weather girl personality here? Stacy could do that.

I mean, I mean, if we're talking, it's Stacy Sizzle. She has been in radio. She true. She has been in radio and does kinda have she has forefront on the water, so she does have the weather report. So maybe we stick with Stacy Sizzle.

She's perky, overly enthusiastic weather woman, side of sass and innuendo. Man, our fan

our fans are nailing the

I mean, I can't even it's unbelievable how accurate this is. Unpredictable as the weather itself and loves comparing the day's forecast to breakfast foods. Whether it's sizzling hot or scrambled mess, Sunny has you or, well, Stacy has you covered. Good morning, sunshine. It's your girl, Stacy Sizzle.

And today's forecast is hotter than a fresh stack of flapjacks. I mean, that's pretty good. I I like it. It's good.

Just have to change your intro to this is Stacy Sizzle for shizzle. For shizzle?

Yeah. I mean, we'll have, like, a kind of a urban, introduction for her, like, make her a little hip. Well, I just think for shizzle and sizzle, it's just natural. Watch for some scattered storms. Things might get a little slippery out there.

Well Stacy sounds kinda weird.

Those are 2 great characters that we might be able to add.

All you guys do is just sit up there

and talk about how fucking cool you are.

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We will be back next Sunday, hopefully, with a brand new episode. That is if we are not too hungover. No promises. But stay cool, stay crazy, and keep supporting the madhouse. Catch you next time.

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Out with Do you understand the words that were

coming out of my mouth? No.

Although You speak it in English?